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makeing some tuna pasta with Serrano peppers in it, all good nice lunch for tomorrow

>Phone rings
>Forget to wash hands
>Rub eyes - Fuck
>Take Piss - FUCK

This is not going well.

>> No.6827383

Dip your junk in milk.

>> No.6827691
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6827691

>>6827369
Look on the bright side, at least you didn't finger your GF and have to hear her hollering at you for a couple days.
Been there done that, it's not fun.
Wanna smell my finger?

>> No.6827707

Seriously, lime juice.

I was cutting hot peppers and took a piss and l dunked my junk in lime juice and about 10 minutes later I felt MUCH better.

You're welcome.

>> No.6827723

>>6827707
What a happy coincidence

>> No.6828108

>>6827723
Not sure if sarcastic but I'm being serious when I say lime juice works.

I was in so much pain from my balls it was ridiculous.

>> No.6828136

>>6828108
I know it works.

One time I was cutting peppers and rubbed my eyes. It burned so bad! Then I poured lime juice in my eyes and it was all better.

>> No.6829306

I once jerked it after making chili without washing my hands. The agony.

>> No.6829308

>>6827707
Capsaicin is soluble in alcohol and fat to a small amount.
Lime juice won't do anymore than water does.