/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6787331

Breads looks dry, otherwise it looks delicious.

Looks like a vagina. I'd fuck that sandwich.

>>6787331
Needs 4 more layers of salty sausage.

>>6787342
Hmmm, mmm, not bad, nice hot mustard, good bread, the turkey’s a little dry . . . the turkey’s a little dry! Oh foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?

>>6787331
Bread looks old, personally id want more peppers.

8/10

look goods m8

>>6787354

Please identify the turkey and mustard in that picture.

>>6787392
I was wondering about the turkey, I think anon just had a tardsplosion in his mind and now he's a veggie.

>>6787392
>>6787402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjDOTa3GPtQ

>>6787404
>simpsons
It wasn't funny 15 years ago, it sure as shit isn't funny now.
What are you, a pre-teen mexican?

>>6787370
it looks old because the thread is the same from one week ago

>>6787411
>fails to recognise a well known Simpsons quote
>gets all buttblasted about it

>>6787422
>actually defending the Simpsons
>thinks cartoon quotes are "well known"

Stop, just stop. The fedora tipping neckbeardism is going too far. This is what people mean when they say "visible autism".

Seriously? are you a pre-teen mexican? Actually asking. They are the only people who actually watch the simpsons because thats all they get in Mexico. Only super poor countries still pay any attention to Matt Groening.

>>6787415
kek

>>6787354
Nice

>>6787443
Don't respond to yourself, its obvious and pathetic.

>>6787331
Looks good. I'd add another layer of cheese on the top though and some pickled peppers and some red onion in there, but fuck all that's just me.

>>6787450
>pickled peppers and some red onion in there
Look closer anon, he's already on it.

>>6787432
>I am a sophisticated gentlemen who doesn't recognise your "social norms" of what you consider "entertaining" and I reject any notion that The Simpsons is an entertaining show. Only a sophisticate such as myself can see it for what it truly is, unlike the unthinking plebs around me.
>Now if you'll excuse me, I have episodes 153-164 of Boko Kangoku Gakuen to watch. Mom, hold my calls.

>>6787456
this tbh

>>6787456
>>6787465
Again, don't respond to yourself, its obvious and pathetic.

>fuck off with that jap crap, don't care enough to google it.

>>6787467
>posting from a cell phone
>doesn't understand dynamic IPs
>thinks this is actually fooling anyone

Confirmed for poorfag from worthless nation. You keep acting more and more like a pre-teen Mexican. Here in the modern world we already know this trick.

>>6787471
You suck at samefag detection, and don't pretend you don't have 11TB of Japanese animated pornography.

>>6787473
Damn, foiled again! I guess I'll go cry myself to sleep on a donkey blanket in my hut. Viva la rasta!

The Simpsons was and is funny as fuck. And the person who posted the quote is probably a 25-35 year old.

>>6787477
see
>>6787473

God you are so pathetic its almost funny.
You do realize its 2015, right? Its like you got stuck in the late 90s. Did you just stop maturing at 15 or something? Trauma can actually cause that, were you raped?

>don't mind me just samefagging from a cell phone some more because its not like my phone changes IPs or anything DURRRRRR

So fucking stupid its....just so stupid.
Ok, 7/10, I'm actually laughing now.

Here's another really old pic, I'm sure its new and funny to you.

>>6787490
Shhh, no tears now.

>>6787490
>cell phone

>>6787477 is clearly not a cell phone.

Oh no! How embarrassing!

>>6787477
Looks like we kicked his ass all the way back to Shelbyville!

>>6787494
>its impossible to own a cell phone and a PC at the same time

Maybe in your shit nation, where simpsons is still funny.

>>6787492
>>6787494
Samefagging is obvious when you have the captcha waiting period visible in your posts

>Oh no let me think of something else to throw off anon!

>>6787490
>God you are so pathetic, unlike myself as I am a sophisticated gentlemen who understands and appreciates the finer things in life.
>Now if you'll excuse me I have to check the thrift store and see if any more trilbies are available for me to purchase.

ITT Simpsons and samefagging

Welcome to Australian hour, gentlemen.

>>6787499
>Maybe in your shit nation

So:

1. He lives in a shit nation where it's impossible to own both a PC and a cell phone at the same time.
2. Both those posts are him, because he owns a PC and cell phone at the same time.

So in your universe, it's easier to believe it's one guy who owns both a cell phone and PC but lives in a shit country where no one would own both a cell phone and PC?

You don't brain much, do you?

What a shit thread

Checkem lads

>>6787354
>>6787498
>posting Simpson's quotes for street cred
>>>/reddit/

>>6787506
Fuck. Why is it so hard to get dubs?

>>6787504
>doesn't get insults
They don't have to make sense anon, its just jesting. Like when you said I like anime, not true at all. I am actually outrageously racist when it comes to japs, but it doesn't matter, its an insult.

Do you ever actually interact with humans offline? Its like you just crawled out of a cave and suddenly decided to start talking to people for the first time.
>oh no let me talk about simpsons and samefag some more because he knows i can into social!

>>6787510
Well, I guess you'll just have to bate harder.
Get it? because his name is Patrick Bateman, and baiting is a euphemism for whackin it!
Its funny! Don't you get it?!
YOU SHOULD LOVE THE FUCKING SIMPSONS!

>>6787511
Nice. Checked.

>>6787509
inoright?

>>6787520
Wait, I got it this time. Dubs.

I wish I had the I Am Evil Homer .gif right about now

>>6787520
Had trips earlier today on /b/.
Wasted it on a thread about horror film recommendations.

My greatest accomplishment in life was getting trips, but I wasted it.
Better go watch some SIMPSONS so i can laugh the pain away.

>>6787506
>>6787510
>>6787516
No, like this

>>6787524
I can't even get dubs on this slow as shit board. I suck.

C-check em?

>>6787545
Evil Homer stole them

>>6787545
A wise man knows that dubs come when you do not expect them. A watched pot never boils, and a redguard under surveillance will still steal your bike.

Wisdom.

>>6787331
are you german?

>>6787550
Nein, aber ich spreche ein bischen deutch.

or maybe not, its been about a decade since i learned german.

>>6787559
i was just wondering cause the baguette and the paper and salami looked very familiar. guten appetit.

>>6787550
Not OP but that sandwich looks delicious and probably American.

>>6787489
>>6787498
These two are me. From an excellent restaurant in Oklahoma City of all places.

>>6787331

looks good, would eat 10/10

>>6787550
>>6787570
looks like something from your typical deli.
sammiches like this permeate the American dining scene.

>>6787607
> sammich
But I didn't post a "sammich"

>>6787432
You are a special kind of faggot.

This thread is fucked

>>6787615
Yes you did, don't lie. You're a sammich posting whore who loves the attention.

>>6787618
>oh look simpsons fag is back

>>6787630
>welcome to australian hour

anon keeps calling them mexicans, they are clearly australians.

>>6787635
Not that you'd believe me but I just came across this abortion of a thread.
Stay in your special little dell where no one watched cartoons as a kid and everyone only references adult things because everyone is a real big proper adult.

>>6787654
>just found this thread
>feel compelled to defend an autist who totally isnt me
>feel compelled to keep defending the autist who actually is me but i tricked you because im so fucking clever

Uh huh. Sure. You can leave now.