/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>bite into hard boiled egg
>forgot to take off shell

>eat a jar of fancy mayonnaise
>forget to wipe first

>pour bowl of cereal
>forget bowl

>>6786711
what the hell does it taste like? I always cut it off.

>>6786737
Tarantula eggs.

>>6786711
>tfw bite too deep into apple

>>6786711
>banana

>eating nigger food

>eating nuts
>accidentally a rancid nut
>tastes sour and metallic, can't get flavor out of mouth
>nuts ruined

>bite into filet mignon
>still pink inside

>>6786787
Triggered

>>6786737
Very bitter, like grapeseeds.

Bite into a Big Mac, there's a pickle inside.

>>6786711
>eat avocado
>find crunchy round things imbedded in it every time

WHAT are they? Malformed mini seeds? Avocadoes are my favourite until I accidentally crunch into one, then it'll be weeks before I have another.

>>6786936
Avocado beetles

>Eat roastbeef sandwich
>Perfecy horseradish, crispy onion and remolade spread
>Suddenly tounge goes numb

Aruluga strikes again, not like I needed to be able to taste anything else all day...

>eating pecans
>eat part of the interior shell
>bad taste and cotton mouth

>>6786954
eh same with burning your tongue on hotpockets, no taste for the next 3 days.

>>6786711
this picture is fucking disgusting. what is it?

>>6786711
this board

>>6787019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY

>>6787051
what the fuck is this bullshit? who produces this garbage? who watches it?

>>6786711
Don't worry OP, your daily portion of cock will likely hide the flavor.

>>6787066
George does. He uses the money to pay is medical bills and college tuition. It's a heartwarming story behind all these shenanigans anon.

>>6786711
>>taste that blackened part of it
The blackened part of a banana? You mean the peel at the end of the banana? Or the stem? Jesus fuck OP, just don't taste that shit.

>>6786711
what the fuck? banana is at it's best when it's blackened

>>6787120
what

>>6786936
I eat avocadoes since my childhood and i have never seen these things. Idk, it was a mutation or beetles

>>6786936
is this a joke about the stone or do you genuinely have aids avocados

>>6786711
>bite into air
>taste nothing

>eat a rancid pistachio
>tastes like you just sucked orange-glo off of a rotting dog dick

>>6787806
>at friends place
>he serves me air heavy with methane
philistine.

>>6786805
>Niggers eat food

>Eating food like some nigger.

I am a Breatharyan and you are a subhuman, deal with it, bio-processor.

>>6786880
I can't eat bananas because the skin is too bitter

>>6788589
I would come to this planet just for the produce

>>6786936
Mfw it's probably the piece that sticks to the skin as part of the branch from witch it hangs, do you cut your avocado vertically? Anon do you make sure you remove the little piece of wood at the tip of the avocado?

>>6786822
This.

>bite into tuna
>it's crunchy

>eating McChicken
>CRUNCH

EVERY FUCKING TIME. What the FUCK is it?

>mayo on a burger

>>6786711
Chicken nugget
>bone shard
So much hate.

>>6786711
Salsa
>half way done with salsa
>raise chip
>hair
>Gag!

I actually gagged just thinking of this

I know that a hair can ruin most meals but iv pushed through a few after removing a hair but salsa it just can't be done.

>>6789076
>eating the nuggers
>bite down on some cartilage
>spit it out
>shit's purple or something
nope

>Having some potato chips
>Eat one with a big black spot on it, thinking it won't taste any different
>Mouth is filled with the taste of dirt and it won't go away

And that's why I inspect every chip before it enters my mouth.

Do green ones taste bad too?

>>6787120
Joji just leave no one cares

>anything with ground beef: chili, tacos, etc.
>bite into hard piece, sometimes lodging between teeth

>>6789111
Yes they do.

Eating something microwaved and one bit is still cold. Usually heating more is just fine but with some things it really ruins it.

>drink coors light
>leaves the taste of pizza hut pizza from 10 years ago in my mouth

i dont get it

>>6789093
This happened to me as a little kid at McDonald's. Made me stop eating nuggies for years until I had the courage to try them again.

>>6786916
>not wanting glorious pickles

>eating pizza from favorite local place
>suddenly - molar shattering crunch!

I think it's some kind of herb on it, but it pisses me off.

>eat popcorn
>shell gets lodged in molars
>tongue gets tired from trying to fish it out

Bannans ain't THAT bad lots of potasium and other stuff.l... shut up me, myself and I. tip of the fedora . or cowboy hat. sometiimes neccesaire to keep the snow and rain off. thanks

>orded chicken tendies to go
>get home, look in bag
>only get 1 thing of bbq sauce

>>6789639
thank you. very much. All of us are bart, but not young bart forever, And that's okay. good, in fact. Somtimes, wiyh age comes wisdome. a good thing. you start to realize this when a teo term president is younger than you. and guess what? a damn good thing. did not fall off the truck yesterday, but that's ok.

>>6788608
No I find them anywhere I scoop in my avocado, I'll get 3-4 of them at worst. Not every avocado is like this though.

>>6787351
No, I'm serious. I think it may be a mutation too maybe, when I feel it with my mouth its this weird textured sphere.

>>6786953
>>6787341
If they where beetles I'd think:
>they tasted like something
>There'd be entry holes
>I'd feel legs/soft parts
But none of those symptoms. I get my avocados from local farms in Australia, it may be climate related?

>>6786737
it's unusually sweet, but somewhat bitter at the same time. It's also really mushy.

>>6789736
stop that. and thank-you, no shit sherlock. this thyme, not trolling.

>eating school hamburgers
>bite into pebble-like lump

>>6786711
>Not eating the banana with the skin still on

Fuckin pleb

>>6789769
this happens way more often than it has any right to, what the fuck is in those things

>>6789842
Its cartalidge

>>6786724
>bite into hard boiled egg
>forgot to take off shell
>forgot to boil it

>>6789865
>Used to hate vegetables this much
>Still hate them, but now I can force down enough of them to be healthy without gagging
Progress.

>eat pizza
>theres cheese on it

Everytime.

>>6786711
>eat soup
>tomatoe seeds
>die

hate them little shits

>Nectarine is either too soft or too firm

>>6786822

Where do you live? I have literally never had this happen to me and didn't even know this was possible. Britbong here

>>6789955
not that op, but it happened to me too. it usually happens when you pick your walltnuts yourself and leave them for just too long period of time. thez simply rot inside

>>6786711
that's why it's called the banananus

>>6789076
>>6789093
>>6789487
I can fucking relate to that. never ate chicken nuggers anymore. It's like 4 years ago when that happend.

>>6786823
triggered

>>6786936

Abodado pearls. Congrats anon, you're rich!

>take a drink of what you thought was your beer bottle
>it had a cigarette in it
Took a lot of beer to get rid of that taste...

>>6786711
you manage to get canacer

>>6791573
you manage to get canacer

>Eating canned sardines on crackers
>Bite into a spine

>>6786711
OP

>>6791592
I painstakingly remove the spines off all my sardines when eating. I know you don't have to but, blehh. That chalky consistency ruins a good time.

>>6786711

>chunky pieces in my baby food
>mom forgot to give me ketchup with my chicken nugger

does that about sum it up for you OP? Or are there other things only a picky little shit like you dislikes that we should know about?

>>6789955

nuts can spoil like any other food
it's hard to tell or sort out during processing since they'll usually look the same on the outside

>>6791592
>Looking at sardines on cracker
>Find two spines

>>6789186
Conditional memory.

>>6789769
>eating school hamburgers

>>6789885
underrated post

>>6788563
>Eating chicken and dumplings
>Bite into a spoonful
>Soft dumpling, tender chicken
>Crunch into a piece of the bone left in

>Eating something with pepper
>a single piece is positioned perfectly to be split by your teeth when you bite
I can't quite describe the sensation on my tongue.

>>6791592
>>6791746
that's the best part!
also the most nutritious!

>>6787806
>bite into air
>taste something
much worse.

>eat popcorn
>everything fine
>one burnt piece
>flavor forever

>>6789639
>eat popcorn
>shell gets lodged in molars
>tongue gets a cut while trying to fish it out

>tfw wiping your ass after taking a big shit
>tfw end up getting some shit under your finger nails that you don't notice was there until you sit down on your desk chair and lean on your hand.

>eat some good as fuck steak
>small fibers get lodged in between a certain set of molars
>flossing/brushing/picking at it did nothing
>wait for it to eventually come out somehow

>>6793814
Wash your hands you filthy nigger.

>>6793804
rip dade

>eating corn
>tiny bits of it get stuck in your teeth

>>6793817
You get a little snack surprise a few days later

>>6794705
>tfw that's how my friend cracked his tooth

I can never eat popcorn the same carefree way again

>cut ripe,soft and ready mango
>take big bite,delicious
>get mango fibers stuck in teeth
>try to remove them for next bite
>looks like i swallowed big bird

>go to eat lasagna
>accidentally fuck it

And I've been doing that ever since.

>bite into apple
>get half of a worm with the bite

>>6786916

Holy shit! It's pancake eating toad woman!

>>6786711
>Bite into peach
>Fountain of juice spurts into your face
How can something so delicious be so cruel?

>put glorious hot paprika on popcorn
>keep getting paprika in throat
>keep coughing and sneezing

>eating homemade Jell-O
>find hard pieces
I can never eat Jell-O again, even if I go to a restaurant.

>>6796216
>bite into peach
>half of the bite is ok
>other half is mushy

when i was in kindergarten, an indian came into our class and talked about how you should eat the bruised part of the banana. the bruised bit has never bothered me since. thinking back, it must have been super awkward having an indian guy come in with his indian garb and talking to a bunch of little white kids

>eating rice
>kinda slimy
>NOPE.JPG

>>6786787
>not eating the entire apple, minus the stem

>>6786975
What the hell is that thing

>>6787325
>best when blackened

>bite into peach
>it's hard

>The grimy black liquid at the bottom of a cup of coffee

>Taco Bell
>Order bean burrito sans onions
>Get home
>Burrito is great so far
>Halfway in
>Bite into it
>That familiar onion crunch
>Whole burrito ruined

>>6796458
>eating rice
>find an unidentified red fiber in it

Still don't know what the fuck it was

>>6786975
>>6796469

yeah what the fuck is an interior shell

I don't get all the bananaposting. The banana is ripe when it's covered in brown spots. Sugary and good as hell. I swear 90% of people can't into bananas for some reason. And the dark spots don't taste any different either. Unless it's totally black but at that point use it for a smoothie or something.

>>6793804
R.i.p dade

>eating street food
>bite into a piece that tastes like the sand nigger who prepared it smells

>cutting fruit
>insect falls out

you eat tons of them every year

>>6789758
Is that you mr rambling old man?

>>6786711
biting on bigger fish bones

>>6797343
it's the mushy texture for me, but yeah it's good fro banana bread, pancakes, smoothies etc

>>6786711
>bite into apple
>find this
couldn't eat apples for months after

>>6786711
wew lad

>>6786748
underrated post

>be me 2 days ago
>pick up pear and bite into it without looking
>mouthful of mould
>throw in bin, pick up another pear and eat it because i'm not a fucking pussy

>>6797560
what is that?

>>6797596
it looks like a foetus but it was just a massive mushy bit of bruised apple flesh. never seen anything like it

>>6789051
beak/claw that couldn't get through the meat grinder but fell into the mixture of ground chicken

I had a period of 2 years where I avoided mcchicken's completely since I had run into these fellas several times consecutively but I still get them or nuggets every now and again. Last time it happened to me, I saved the piece and examined it at home

>>6786787
>It gets between your theet

>>6797343
i think op's talking about the black seed at the tip of the banana

>pic very fucking related wtf

>>6789147
>eating chicharrones
>this happens
Makes you doubt about biting the next one.

>>6789639
>eating popcorn
>the shell gets under your tounge and you cant get it out
Shit bothers me all day long

>middle of wing
>purple veins and ligaments
>try to eat around it
>rip it out, cold vein drapes over bottom lip

>be 9
>make pbj sandwich for school lunch
>get on bus
>notice brown stuff on my hand
>sniff it, no smell
>lick it, tastes nothing like peanut butter
>still not sure whether it was peanut butter or shit that somehow got on my hand from morning shit and not washing my hands properly

>eating a fish fillet that is supposed have been deboned properly
>accidentally swallow a stray fish bone
>it's big and goes down painfully in your throat

>>6789089
your body is like 99% covered in hair i dont understand why people freak the fuck out when they find hair

>cook hard-boiled egg
>use egg slicer on it
>small finger nail sized spot of black and green ooze shoots out of the egg as I slice into it
>squirts against my shirt
>creates an awful smell
>stop eating eggs for a month

>go to the same Wendy's on 3 separate occasions and order a spicy chicken sandwich
>first time the chicken sandwich is about 90% crust with 10% meat in it
>2ND time there is a chicken bone in the near in the sandwich I nearly break my teeth on
>3rd time massive juicy and chewy tumor in the meat
>3 strikes your out.
> have not gone back.

>>6786711
>things that ruing food

As in, food in general?

That would be meme food obv.

>>6786711 (OP)
>things that ruin food

As in, food in general?

That would be meme food obv.

>>6786711

>things that ruin food

As in, food in general?

That would be meme food obv.

>>6789663
has this become the containment board for the drunk ramblers of the chan?

>>6786823
don't you dare

>>6786711
>crunchy bits in sandwichmeat/hotdot/burgerpattie.sausage

i fucking hate that

also
>mold

>>6786711
forgot:
>be me
>a little drunk late at night
>make couple of sandwiches (grilled chicken, kale, mayo and BB&J)
>eat and sleep
>next morning see mold on bread loaf from last night
FUUUUUUUCK, almost puke but realize it's too late

>>6800561
You'll survive.

>>6800571
no this is ghost

>>6800575
ripperoni

>>6791592
>eating canned sardines
>roe everywhere
I know it's fine to eat but it weirds me out.

>absentmindedly eating grapes
>suddenly super sour one

fuck me.

>Eating bone-in chicken wings at KFC
>Bite into something soft
>Look down at food
>Noodly looking organ of unknown origin in tray
>mfw

>>6789076
>mom bites into hamburger, 1995
>bone shard cracks her tooth
>gets infected, have to take another tooth
>series of root canals, jaw infections and teeth pulling for the next 20 years
>all because of a tiny piece of bone in burger
my mom is tough as fuck. i never knew shes been getting this stuff until like 2010

>>6800631
>chicken wings
>KFC

kek you're retarded if you think they use anything other than animal-41.

>>6800618
fucking pussy

>>6797335
Saffron?

>>6800710
I thought the same thing

>Eating fried catfish
>Bit into weird mushy gray shit
>Tastes like death
>Feels likes death
>So begins my eternal hatred of catfish that shames my Southern family

Catfish is just the devil's mudfish.

>go to put salt on food
>gallon of salt falls on food

>>6797216
seriously, why do they think people want just straight raw onion in the creamy texture of a burrito?

at least grill them first ffs

>my girlfriend
>can't cook
>always asks for exceptions on menu items

>eating cherries from our back yard
>delicious
>always bite off half the cherry without the core, then manually take out the core from the second half, then eat the second half
>20 cherries in
>bite into cherry
>take out core from other half
>writhing white worm in cherry
>spit out first half, gag, almost vomit

hate it

>>6799079
>get fish bone in throat
>father tells me to swallow bread rolled into a ball
>excessive gagging

I have no idea why but it was disgusting

>>6802056
m8 you probably ate like 5 worms before that without noticing

>eating the garnish

For fucks sake.

>captcha was actually bananas

>>6800736

You eat saffron, you fucking retard. It's an edible plant fiber from a flower.

I NEVER use it in a dish. It's hellishly expensive and really doesn't do much for any dish, ever.

It's like edible gold, but people don't actually know that saffron is more expensive.

>>6802056

>>6802327


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>>6799051

I hate people who let their bananas rot before making banana pudding

>>6786711
>eat burger
>find bun on it

>>6797560
>But apple
>Brown at the very top
>Cut apple in half
>rotting in the core, good on the outside
>So rotting you can see mold in the fucking apple core