/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6714954
If you're talking upstate New York then the spiedie, it's nothing but a couple pieces of marinated shit chicken on some white bread or in a shitty roll with crappy sauce and a dumb name.

>>6715003
Looks nasty, but not exceptionally unhealthy. Just kebab chicken on a bun.

>>6715012
Yeah, they're pretty nasty.

>>6715021
WHY WOULD YOU SAVE THAT PICTURE?

I HAD PERFECT VISION AND NOW I NEED GLASSES

>>6715027
So I can make fun of them and it remindes of what not to do. There's a whole industry even county fairs and shit devoted to these spiedie things and selling marinades and shit.

It's pretty vile shit but a lot people have probably never left the county let alone gone anywhere so they might not know any better.

>>6715027
not me in this pic

A bowl of kale soup because kale has a high amount of vitamin K and I have blood clotting disorder and can't have such a high amount of vitamin K. It can kill me in a matter of hours to have such a high amount as what I ate and no food is more unhealthy than one that can kill the diner in less than a day.
It's pretty comedic because you were expecting cake and pie and I have no cake and pie for you here fatty-bottom.

The soup was delicious, though.

>>6714954
I made six chicken cordon rouges (cordon bleu/kiev), so chicken breast, stuffed with swiss cheese, ham, and herbed butter, breaded and fried, topped with some more herbed butter.

Nobody who was supposed to show up to help me eat them did, so I ate all six and drank heavily.

>>6714954
One time a bro and I had eaten close to nothing on a Friday and then had a hard workout Sat morning. The day was beautiful and so we grilled burgers with a 1/2 lb ground beef each, bacon, thick chunks of brie and apple slices. We each had 2. And chips/guac and a bunch of margaritas. I'm pretty sure I set a per-meal calorie record for myself. I went to bed at 8 that night.

>>6715068
y ;~;

>>6715140
"Why" what? Why did I eat it?
Cuz it's delicious. It's a gamble, but I can generally gauge when my PT/INR are at the right levels to eat kale without dying.

>>6715111

That's some depressing shit.

>>6715113

that's fucking nothing. are you serious? i'm skinny as shit and i could eat that for a single serving, sometimes i eat 3 burgers.

>>6715290
I'm just glad they called to cancel, because there was a whole meal I had lined up, I just happened to have already prepped the chickens. I was going to eat two and have some veggies, but then I got pointlessly angry with the whole situation, got into the firewater, and cooked and ate the whole batch while watching bad TV.

>>6714954
I've posted about this before, but I suppose it applies to this thread as well. A few years back I was really struggling with my weight, and a pretty deep depression off and on. One day I got into a really bad place, took an entire family sized box of hot pockets and lined a baking dish with them. Topped them with a jar of marinara and an entire bag of mozzarella cheese. At the entire thing myself. Got better though, dropped about 150lbs and haven't committed that fatfuckery again, but it still haunts me from time to time.

We got this place here in Austin called Big Bite. They do these sandwhiches called Phat Sandwiches. They are so unhealthy but so damn good. Here is the menu of the Phat Sandwiches.

1/2

>>6715927
2/2

>>6714954
it was probably some kind of deep fried something covered in chili, bacon, cheese, cream of some kind, and who knows what else...

probably the fatty end of a brisket

>>6714954
Probably a mcpancake platter I got on a road trip once. Was something like 3k calories, and I had a nasty shit the next day.
Probably because I ate a days worth of calories, then sat on my ass driving all day.

I had this once, it was pretty good. Cooperstown is a neat little sports bar.

An entire order of Aussie Cheese Fries from Outback Steakhouse. Something like 3,000 calories. Just the thought of it gives me a dull pain in my left arm.

The Flying Pig from Bone Daddy's

Alternatively, the All-Star Special from Waffle House which I order almost every time I go there.

>>6714954
I ate an enormous bucket of beer-battered popcorn shrimp when I was younger, had to at least have been 200 pieces

>>6714954
a meal from Heart attack grill tbh

>>6715332
I'm not sure how one stomach can even hold that much food!

>>6715945
Nothing like traditional Australian cuisine.

>>6715945
I'm Australian and this is the first time I've heard of "cheese fries" lol.

Outback steakhouse is the same old American food you've always been eating but with Australian names

carne asada fries with mozzarella sticks mixed in

Funny thing, meat and cheese aren't that bad for you because all those protons. This shit, on the other hand. Sugar consumption is strongly linked with reduced life span and increased risk of a myriad of diseases. Every time you eat added sugar, you're shaving time off your life.

Also, deepfried oreos. Split a small with a friend several years ago, and I think I still feel it constricting my heart valves.

I have a fat relative who likes to bake and make candy. She takes oreos, covers them in chocolate, and decorates them with fondant and candy pieces.

a giant yorkshire pudding filled with chips, sausages and gravy while wandering around the Yorkshire Dales

i barely managed a third of it, i really didn't expect it to be such a massive serving

>>6715035
those fingernails

>>6714954
probably some XL schnitzel topped with red sauce and melted cheese and fries
i was working out a lot at that time and nearly couldnt finish it

>>6717350
>tbh

>>6717473
Sugars are mostly neutrons then?

>>6717575
heavy on the down quarks.

>>6717575
I always thought that simple sugars were rich in muons

Probably a large one of these with Garlic Mayo & Chilli Sauce

8/10 would eat again... Lamb Doners are my drunk/cheat day food (that and 750ml tubs of Cookie Dough Ben & Jerry's)

Fried Cheese & Fried Dough Balls

>It's like Czechs don't want to reach 30

>>6717923
Looks heavenly

>>6714954
>getting a Zinger Mountain Melt with barbecue instead of buffalo
>not realizing they have Miller's Ale Houses all across the country
B A S I C

>>6715927
>>6715929
Places that give dumb names to their dishes really annoy me. Just put damn numbers in front of the names and let me order by number so I don't have to sound a retard saying some stupid name. A lot of New York City places especially delis do that crap but they put numbers in front.

I'd much rather say something like "gimmie a number 4" then "I'll take a Paul Newman" or whatever, it's fuckin silly.

Alexander the Great
>grilled cheese sammich
>burger Patty
>mozzarella sticks
>bacon
>chicken fingers
>Another burger patty
>your choice of ranch, honey mustard, salsa or mayo.
>Grilled cheese sammich

That's the order in which they stack those foods into a 9$ sammich.

>mfw I've eaten dozens of these

my friend and i split a large pizza that had chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, and french fries on top. not trying to out-do any of you fat fucks in this thread, but i think it was a personal record.

>>6717405
Nobody thinks Outback actually serves Australian food. That'd be the same as thinking that Taco Bell serves mexican food.

Most of a cheesecake. Amazing what you can do with the help of a little weed...

Me and my GF at the time actually made and ate pic related just how you see it. Took two days to eat the whole thing (mostly me). But it didn't take two days because of the sheer size, but because it was so fucking greasy and oily that your brain would just tell you "fuck no, put it down" shortly after about half a slice.

You could have easily filled a 32 oz. bottle with the amount of grease and oil that was coming off of it.

>>6717476
This looks delicious tbh

Taco bell beef xxl quesadilla with extra sauce

>>6714954

>friend and I buy a whole hog for our new giant smoker
>use pipe to fill the pig with american cheese
>smoke the pig til the next day
>wrap the pig in bacon
>wrap the pig in pizza
>wrap in bacon again
>batter the pig
>friend manages to arrage the thing to be driven to his restaurant on the weekend and deep fry the whole thing
>glory

All the way hashbrowns from Waffle House. Real tasty but also a huge mistake. Couldn't finish it.

I like bacon wrapped hot dogs+deep fried bacon

>>6717405
This isnt news to anyone

It's a tie between two places in Calgary.

One was Sherm's Ultimate Gripper from Tubby Dog, pic related. A deep fried bacon wrapped jumbo hotdog, topped with sauteed bacon and onions, chili, hot peppers, peameal bacon, a fried egg and cheese sauce.

The other was the Don't Fear the Reaper Burger from Boogie's Burger, four quarter pound patties, four strips of bacon, a butterflied beef weiner, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onion and special sauce. It was about the size of a small hen.

Needless to say I didn't get any sides with either, and it took two attempts to finish the burger, but they were both disgusting in the best way possible. 9/10

>>6719218

I love when Australians try to make a point of telling us Outback's and Fosters and all that crap isn't authentically Australian as if anyone thought otherwise. Next they'll be trying to tell people that Panda Express isn't really Chinese.

>>6719250
>Boogie's Burger
Nigga, one summer I had to do weekly trips for work from Edmonton to Calgary and deliver stuff/pick it up.

EVERY time I stopped and had lunch at boogies. Shit is heaven.

>>6719271
>this guy eats boogies

>>6719271

Yeeeeeeeee. Pete's Drive-In is pretty great too, especially the like thousands of different shake flavour combinations you can make.

>>6719349
I like that "take out food" is on the bag. Who would have guessed that if it's bagged up that it would be for take out?

>>6719358
>making snarky comments about things written on a paper take-out bag
>wanting confrontation this much

Normally I'm not into hippy-dippy bullshit, but have you considered meditation or perhaps some calming breathing exercises?

>>6719395
Why should I consider that? I wasn't the one putting stupid crap on the side of a bag.

It might not be complex, but I once ate an entire 10 bucket of chicken with four fries and two sides from KFC in one sitting.

It was amazing. I'd do it again gladly.

>>6714954
T-rex poutine at La Banquise, Montreal

I made an oven pizza, then used it to make a taco.

>>6719127

Then you dumped the grease in the woods and the trees put you on trial.

I spread gravy (from Swiss chalet in Canada) over low sodium triscuits and cover in shredded cheese and microwaved it. Yes of course I was high as fuck at the time, why do you even ask?

A baconweave tortillia with. butterfried cheeseinfued groundbeef.(with curry,garlic,pepper, bellpepper powder, salt and tabasco.)

>>6719127
There are deep friers that can fit an entire pig or is this some /ck/ joke ?

>>6720412
Fucking hell. Poutine is terribly un-healthy as is.

>>6722216

Joke. There would be no need for a fryer that large at a restaurant. It would also be a serious risk: if the oil got contaminated then it's an awful lot of it that needs to be replaced. Even in a huge restaurant that serves mainly fried food you will find many individual smaller fryers, never one giant one.

Though, I would imagine that there do exist very large friers meant for factory production-line settings, but it's certainly not something you'd find in a restaurant.

...not to mention that a smoked whole hog has very little structural integrity. There'd be nothing to stuff or fry. It would fall apart the moment you tried to pick it up.

>>6715927
>>6715929
Out of all of those, the Phat Focker was the only one I'd even consider eating.

>>6717913
Looks like someone threw up onto a Chicago hot dog.

I ate an entire 3 meat plate at Dicky's once, close to 3,000 calories I think

Probably some of the crazy bloody mary's I've had in Wisconsin, all the restaurants try to outdo each other

>>6715321
3 mcdonald's meal happy burgers maybe you skeleton fuck

skinny people's perceptions of what they eat is always so out of whack.

>>6722402
Just another reason to hate that shitty flyover state

>>6722240
>be driven to his restaurant
I should have known. Guess I thought maybe he had a restaurant and a nearby facility where such an abomination could exist.
Thanks for the explanation.

>>6722402
this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen

>>6722402
The definition of taking it too far.

>>6722387
>Dickeys just opened up in my city
>mfw it's better than another, more expensive chain BBQ place and a local BBQ place

>>6722402
What is the point of all that shit? How can you drink the bloody mary after all that shit has been dripping down into it? I'm genuinely confused as to why this thing exists.

>>6722497
Dickey's is terrible. The rest of the BBQ places near you must be pretty bad.

Every Dickey's I've been to around here sucked and ended up going out of business.

>>6722509
Yeah, I know, I went south and tried it and it was terrible. For some reason, it's not godawful in my home state though.

It had to be a proportion of loco moko literally created for sumo wrestlers. 6 scoops of rice, 2 hamburger patties, 3 eggs and smothered in gravy. It was delicious but fuck I felt like shit after.

>>6722509
This is confirmed for truth. In my area some dumb ass put lye in the tea instead of sugar somehow and some old woman stripped her throat clean.

An entire large bag of those assorted Halloween chocolates. Got it for a few friends and me while we played spooky games on Halloween, none of them ate any, and I just kinda kept grabbing for it as we played. ~8k calories by my estimation, and I'm a 5'11" 140 lb skeletal, so this is hardly normal. I didn't eat for days and I think I saw God.

"kapsalon" 2000kcal of döner, cheese, fries and salad with garlic sauce.

>>6715945

If that plate is an order of them that is nowhere near 3000 calories. Try about 900.

>>6720412
Damn, that looks good. What is that sausage, ground beef, and Canadian bacon? Or would it just be "bacon" because it's in Canada?

>>6717923
What kind of cheese and what kind of dough ? I'm polish and I've never heard of anything like this.

this....dont know why I kept coming back eating them time and time again only for my butthole to suffer the consequences

Jumbo sausage chili cheeseburger with a mug of root beer and spanish fries from Ron's.

Terrible for you but fucking delicious.

>>6714954
Probably a Zombie Apocalypse Burger from Vortex Grill in Atlanta, Georgia.

1 pound burger
1/2 pound of pulled pork
3 sunny-side up eggs
3 slices of toast
a ladle of chile con queso

This was chased with a bucket of local beer all to myself.

Not my picture.

>>6722216
>>6722240
Wait, are you guys serious?

The fryers at Whataburger are plenty big enough for a small pig.

Source: Was a manager there for 2 years.

>>6722619
That's the best you can do ? Amerifags are beating the rest of us by like 100.000 calories.

>>6722839
I went there with a guy who finished the Triple Coronary Bypass. The buns are fucking grilled cheeses.

Great burgers, though.

>>6714954

Fry pie form a pizza joint where I went to college.

Me and my roommate had a pretty great weekend ritual. Get hopped up on various semi-legal stimulants, hit the gym till we felt like we were gonna die.

Get back to our apartment, Order a large Fry Pie and 2 large cheese steaks and 2 sides of beer battered fries.

We'd each eat 1/2 the pizza, 1 large cheese steak, 1 side of fries. Later that night we'd usually hit 7/11 and I'd get a pint of Ben and Jerry's. Its amazing I'm not morbidly obese.

The fry pie looked similar to pic related but with big steak fries and the bacon wasn't burnt. Oh and it also had ranch. I think I'd gag if I ate fry pie again.

>>6723175

Same fat fuck here. Me and another friend would go to this BBQ place 20min from our college and split pic related. It doesn't seem like a lot but their ribs were about 3x the size of your average ribs.

For our sides we'd usually get 1 baked beans, 2 sides of sweet mash potato, 1 side of slaw. Sometimes we'd throw in an order of smoked wings each or a side of smoked bacon.

Had my picture on a wall for several years at a hot dog place. Ate a hot dog called the Frankenstein: 2 lb dog, pastrami, cheese, jalepenos, chili, tater-tots, bacon, etc. etc. (it had every topping in the place). It took 7 minutes, and I was on the wall until that place closed.

>>6723123
that burger looks kinda small.

>>6722431
>flyover
ebin maymay!

Deep fried battered mars bar.
Over here all my friends used to get like one a day in the summer.

>>6723897
I've had one in my life. Given the size it's probably not that bad in the grand scheme of things.

>>6715927
Had Big Bite all of twice in the four years I lived in Austin. Really just felt like I could make all of that at home. Kismet Cafe next door was my go to spot though.

>>6722752
Well if I ate a box I think my butthole would hurt too

>>6714954
I guess, deep fried twinkie. Was pretty good considering how I don't even like normal twinkies (too sweet).

Out of all the deep fried gimmick foods, I think ice cream is the best though. Especially the ones you get at "Japanese" restaurants. They cover the ice cream in pound cake then cover it with tempura batter and then fry it quickly. Bloody delicious.

>>6715111
Sorry, anon :(
I would never miss such a glorious feast.
If you ever become an Ausfag, let me know.

>>6724012
What is it like to automatically have to assume that someone on the internet doesn't live in your country? Not even trying to be a jerk, the thought just occurred to me.

fat shack in boulder colorado.

got a sandwich with chicken tenders, french fries, jalapeno poppers, mac n cheese, and buffalo sauce.

it was amazing.

>>6724016
The way he/she speaks/types.
He/she said "breaded and fried".
We would say "crumbed and fried".

>>6724016
>>6724041

Sorry I just realized I told you why I assumed he/she didn't live in your country and you never asked for that.

What's it like?
Well seeing as most of our TV and Movies are either American or British, we also assume a lot of our online encounters are the same.
It kind of sucks, but it's lovely when you come across someone who lives within 2000km of you. Feels like a close neighbour :)

In my case, it's not the ridiculous total calories a given dish amounts to, it's the ridiculous amount of calories of stuff I love I am able to eat.

To be honest, I don't feel appealed by any of the dishes ITT, even a Monte Cristo sandwich is a bit too much for me. A good sandwich doesn't need to be battered and deep fried. Neither does a Mars bar. A burger with cheese sandwiches or glazed donuts instead of buns is not something I would crave.

However I would have no issue eating several donuts few hours prior to a huge meal of bacon and cheese burgers and fries, and finish it off with a huge slice of cheesecake, and probably eat a bigger total calorie count in the end.

I'm prone to this kind of overeating when I'm traveling and have a limited amount of time to enjoy things I normally wouldn't find where I live.

A ridiculous day like this happened in HK for instance:

Huge ass buffet breakfast (eggs benedict, pancakes, pastries, jams, bread...)
Lavish dim-sum lunch, finished with a hot mocha from a coffee shop
Japanese custard filled crepe with chocolate and banana for afternoon snack
Dinner at a posh deli: reuben, sweet potatoes fries, huge ass piece of NY cheese cake, with a pitcher of homemade lemonade, I even eat the free cookie that comes with the coffee
Late night hot mocha on the way to the hotel

This may seem mundane to most of you, but breakfast aside I can't find any of these where I live. No coffee shops, no delis, no japanese crepes, no dim sums.

Probably in the 5000 calories range for the whole day.

Hopefully I don't do this often, and work out back at home.

>>6717473

>Sugar consumption is strongly linked with reduced life span and increased risk of a myriad of diseases.

This is poorly written, and in the way you presented it, none of it is ture.

Excessive sugar consuption can cause a whole stack of medical complcations.

Any type of behaviour which is not moderated leads to a similar end consequence, which is complcation and eventually premature death.

>Every time you eat added sugar, you're shaving time off your life.

In the deep grass
I take my strides
My search has a wide breadth
Still cant find my sides
The moon was clear
Which is when i saw it
There it was flying
My sides were in orbit

>>6719073
gut bomb right there.

>>6719358
five guys bags your food even if you are eating inside their place and it's pretty popular.

>>6724064
Aww :')

I microwaved tofu spaghetti. It was still cold a little, but I didn't care. I wrapped that fucker in a green tortilla and put a shitton of mustard in it and some hot sauce packets leftover from when we had Chinese takeout months ago.

I rolled it, stuck it in a toaster oven, and ate it while it was cold in the center.

I am so fucking retarded sometimes. I'd totally eat it again, but cooked more thoroughly.

4 dozen wings , heavily sauced
honey mustard, hot, and bbq

>>6719258
>I love when Australians try to make a point of telling us Outback's and Fosters and all that crap isn't authentically Australian as if anyone thought otherwise.
My experiences irl tell me otherwise. Plus I usually post on /int/ and plenty of /int/elligensia are ignorant of the fact that nothing at outback steakhouse is australian, and neither is fosters.

>>6724264

Agreed. If Taco Bell could convince people they were authentic Mexican, they'd do the same thing.

There are plenty of people who think Outback is authentic because they don't know jack shit about Aussie food and they couldn't care otherwise. It's pretty sad but that's the mentality of the average person around here. They don't have many people telling themselves that they're Australian food.

Well, there's probably local restaurants that sell Australian food but the average person has also shown that they care fuck all about anything local and would rather eat at chain restaurants.

:(

Uniquely australian?

Shitty local sausages, white bread, onion and sauce. We call that a Sausage Sizzle, its ours and we own it.

Fuckin get that into ya, are ya hungry cunt, ay?

>>6724130
>grilled wings

absolutely haram

>>6724264
>having a flag
>on your flag
fug off cunt, aussie cuisine consists of kangaroo dick and big poisonous spiders

Want a drink?

Fuck ya.
Have one of these, drill that down ya gullet cunt!

>>6724328
Wowee look at this bozo. Kangaroo is actually quite tasty tbh, they have massive testicles.
>>6724329
Are you a 14 year old from a low socio economic area?

>>6724325
>are ya hungry cunt, ay?

It really makes me want to vomit when I hear and read people talk like this. I don't know why it bothers me as it does.

NZ does it 10 times worse than aussies though I'd say

>>6715321
There's always the delusional skellington

>>6724363

>Insults muh bogan compatriots

OI GET FUCKED, THATS FUCKED MATE, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT US ALL LIKE THAT!

YOU DIDNT EVEN BRING A FUCKIN SLAB YA CHEAP CUNT.
DARL, WHERE THE, DARL, THE FUCKIN DACCA CD I HAD DARL, THE FUCK IS IT GONE TO?

YOUSE CAN ALL GO AND GET FUCKIN ROOTED CUNT, ROOTED.

>>6724363

It's like redneck talk but in Australia, and it's more common there.

Fair food I guess. One year I got deep fried reeses, a deep fried twinkie, dark chocolate covered bacon, pig cheeks, deep fried pickles, and an elk burger. Shit my brains out later.

>>6724329
That's a pretty awful beer but its not really worse for you health wise than any other beer.
It is low carb too, so it may be better than some in that regard.

>>6715111
:(

>>6715323
Please be my valentine.

>>6719250
is Alberta the texas of canada?

>>6723937
beef shawarma wrap combo for $5 so gud

>>6724788

Your cheese is already melted, it looks like shit.

>>6714954
16" pepperoni pizza, cut in half and stuffed with 1lb of fries, 1lb of cheese then battered and deep fried followed by deep fried butter and irn bru ice cream.

SCOTLAND
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I had a fried cheeseburger once

>>6715942
Do you cut it up like a sub?

>>6715111
Don't turn this into a being fat thread. Because....
I'm from O.B.City and the only cure for the pain is food. Here's one from a few weeks ago.
>Leftover pie from Pizza Hut (Pretzel crust,pepperoni and Pork)
It's in the oven along with 2 Jamaican beef patties.
>Start to boil Kraft Mac & Cheese
cut up some dogs and sausages for the win
>Leave Pint of Resses Ice Cream to soften on the table.
>It's 10pm
outta nowhere sister and family randomly knock on the door.
>Cant let them see me sloth the fuck out
My niece walks in the door, I push her out aggressively.
>Sisters husband looks at me like "WTF?"
"IM SLEEPING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
>Sister looks at me bewildered.
"Really?"
YES IM FUCKIGN TIRED WHATS WRONG
>Kick them out.
>Try to fit pizza on plate,end up having to stack it up on the plate.(I hate that)
>Finish Macaroni
Smother it in ketchup, shit is straight cash
>hulk smash
Chug down half a gallon of water. It curbs the food high/hangover.
>Contemplate life
eat ice cream,and play vidya

>>6725683
Why didn't you just say you were cooking for the rest of the week?

>>6725690
I was off guard. So that was my knee jerk reaction. I also thought that I could have just stuffed everything into the oven (on low) and just rode it out. But the power of shame is intense

>>6725672
I suppose you could, but I just ate it like a true slut.

>>6718995
Chilton?

>>6725734
You're supposed to plan for every contingency, Anon. See this guy? He has a hatchet. He knows what's up.

Carnivorgasm from Vortex in Atlanta, Ga....that thing is ridiculous (also had a side of tater tots and a beer) It's huge...

>>6725854
better picture

>>6722216
I can confirm that the fryers at Pizza Ranch could fit a pig. I could fit inside one of the larger ones.
Those were dark days.

>>6725861
>burnt patties too big to eat
>dry pulled pork
>fucking tater tots

2/10, would not eat

i had a medium rare steak that was filled with e.coli and salmonella and loaded with growth hormones with some gluten buttered toast

>>6725865
yeah that picture looks really shitty, it was much much much better in person, at least an 8/10. Patties were perfectly medium rare, pulled pork was moist and slathered in spicy BBQ, man was perfect and the cheese was melty, bacon was chewy how i like it

>>6719106
recipe? was it cheap to make?

>>6725876
Sorry Anon, but that's not good enough. Send some my way and I'll evaluate it for you.

Can of sketty, dumped in a bowl
like half a block of cheddar dumped on it
nuke it until the cheese is fully melted

butter like six+ slices of bread, cut em in half
use the bread like naan bread to scoop up the sketty

If I had never done this when I was like 12, I might never have managed to get as fat as I did...

Logan's enormous nachos
An entire pan (one you'd expect a restaurant to bake a huge lasagna in) just for one

>>6725265
Yessir. That and P17. Oh lawd.

>>6725279
Heat usually does that to cheese yes.
Your observational skills are second to none.

I'm on a no added sugar diet, but every time I go to visit my parents I have to stop at the Krispy Kreme by their house because it's the only one in the state. My favorite kind are the chocolate iced with sprinkles and whatever special filled donuts they have each month (this month it's Brownie Batter and Cake Batter filled), I usually get a dozen of those and original glazed and finish them all on the hour drive home.
>105 lb F
>210 g sugar

one time i was i the usa i had eggs benedigt for breakfast. 4 poched eggs on brioche-buns, beside fried potatos, bacon and sauce hollandaise. maybe the meal with the most ckal in my life...

>>6724799
Pretty much.

>>6714954
A burrito that was about a pound, several cuts of grilled chicken, steak, and quesadilla. Basically the dish was 4 meals that I ate at once.

frozen garlic baguette i stuffed with mozzarella, pesto, ham and sundried tomatoes and then baked

me and my roomie split it at 3am giggling the night after breaking in our new bong and then for some fucking reason... i made another one

that was the last "stoner" food i ate and it was two years ago

I make this when Im drunk quite often actually. I dip it in heavy fat sour cream. Amazing....

>>6727824

>>6727824
>>6727830

>microwaved nachos
>microwaved cheese

Is it really that hard to use an oven? Microwaves are only good for popcorn and heating up soup.

>>6727875
u r not my microboss

I make a French Toast breakfast sandwich. Basically looks like the one in pic (sorry, no OC)

What I do though is add a very generous amount of butter when grilling my french toast. I also dip a lot of batter in the bread so it takes a long time to cook all the way through, or it has the texture of bread pudding.

I fry about 4 slices of bacon, then cook 2 eggs right in the grease. I put together as:
French toast slice
American cheese
Strips of bacon
Ham slice if i have one
Eggs
Another slice of American cheese
Mayonnaise
French toast slice

The thing is so fucking greasy/cheesy. And don't ask about the Mayo thing; I have no idea why I do it, it just works for me.

>>6727824
Looks surprisingly edible. I always wondered about potato chips replacing tortilla chips, and now I know.

Sweet chili heat is the best?

>>6714954
I really want this monster of a meal

>>6717473
a high protein diet can lead to renal failure.
a high fat diet can lead to increased cholesterol and liver/heat failure.
a high carbohydrate diet can cause diabetes.

No matter what you eat, overdoing it will kill you.
Eat in moderation.

>>6727941
Mmm I think I'm going to have to make this tomorrow, but I'm definitely subbing in some legit maple syrup for the mayo. Should be a gastrointestinal experience.

Every day in Montreal, I eat this meal. Godbless Canada!

>>6725819
Idk why but that picture is the most comfy I've seen in months.

A sandwich shop in my city sells the "Big Chicken Special": 2 hambutger patties, 3 or 4 hardboiled quail eggs, a fried (chicken) egg, lots of bacon, a truckload of pulled chicken, mozzarella cheese, 2 chopped, fried sausages, a slice of ham, sweet corn, lettuce and tomato pressed between 2 buns.

One night, after leaving a friend's apartment, I was hungry as hell (after 8 or so hours of nothing but Vodka and olives/pieces of white cheese), I ate 2 of those monstrosities with a serving of fries and half a liter of coke. I have no one to blame but myself and the vodka.

Among the things I ate while sober (and, therefore, with no alcohol to share the blame with), probably the time I cooked a large pot of ramen (like 3 or 4 packs, disgusting powdered "seasoning" included) and ate all of it with shredded provolone cheese and fried any-meat-I-laid-eyes-on (ground beef, summer sausages, popcorn chicken, some pork cuts) with onions and pepper.

>>6715003
>>6715012
>>6715021

you guys are dumb, speedies are great.

it's basically just souvlaki, how could you not like souvlaki?

A "Brutus Salad": Tater tots covered with melted cheese, carne asada, bacon, sour cream, jalapeno garlic mayo, and pico de gallo. Just the thing to revive you from having subsisted the whole previous day on assorted drugs and 2 cliffbars.

>>6725683
>>6725690
>>6725734

You could have opened the door and been like "Hello sister. I felt your presence drawing near, so I made dinner for you and your family."

>>6727875

If he makes that when he's drunk, it's probably best if he does not use an oven.

when i make regular forzen dr oetker ristorante pizza i customize it and put extra toppings like bacon, parmesan and other cheese on top

Breakfast sandwich is the only thing I can think of.

Sliced bread with a breakfast sausage patty proportional to the bread. Cheese, a fried egg, and two fried hashbrown patties.
Topped with the other slice of bread.

>>6724325
How is that worse than a regular hot dog?

>>6728476

The spinach one is so fucking good with bacon

>>6714954
3lbs of scrapple. It was delicious

Macaroni grilled cheese sandwich

This far exceeded my caloric intake for the day. I was going to have this with a poutine but I opted for the salad.

>>6717473
>every time you eat added sugar, you're shaving time off your life

This has to be the most retarded thing I read all day, and I read a Cosmopolitan while having coffee this morning.

>>6722402

Is that an icecone at the top middle? Top fuckign kek m8

>>6714954
back in high school a friend and i used to go buy a shit ton of random frozen snack foods and throw them into one of those big huge french bread loafs that they sell at supermarkets.

ingredients would often include:
>macaroni and cheese
>pulled pork
>mozzarella sticks
>chicken fingers
>bacon
>hot dogs
>popcorn chicken

after we put everything in the sandwich we would throw it into the oven and then watch "so bad they're funny" movies

i can't think of anymore but we would literally walk down the aisle and throw random shit into the cart.

i don't know why i'm still alive.

>>6725861
It looks so dry

>>6728865
this is basically what we would make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gsTxx2SuVk

When I was homeless I found 10 dollars and ordered 6 half pound cheesy potato burritos from Taco Bell and ate them all in 15 minutes. That's the best burrito on the menu.

>>6728877
Just watched the episode

>>6728839
while he's exaggerating, processed sugars is one of the worst things you can eat for your body. its definitely not something you should eat everyday or even often.

>>6717350
Is that place actually good or is it just all hype?

>>6722402
and this is why I make my own bloody marys

A hobo.

>>6724329
drinking this right now!

>>6728103
Jealous.

>>6715323
Sounds like one of my good nights

>>6723961
sorry about that old chap, here's another googled image of what I was referring to. but I guess you do bring up a good point I havent seen though, your butthole would indeed be in agony after eating cardboard

>>6718344
You're autistic.

>>6715927
>>6715929

People actually eat here? What is the fucking point of putting all of those different foods on/in a sandwich? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the sandwich? All of those flavors of everything being fried would just contradict each other. Sounds like a waste of time/money/food. Cheesesteak, Gyro meat, french fries, jalapeno poppers.
Like what the fuck? Seriously? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. You could not pay me to eat at this place unless it was a significant amount of money (life changing level).

Like they say, "everything is bigger in Texas; including the level of dumbassness".

I had a large strawberry frosty to wash it down.

>>6732711
That is a rather disgusting amount of food for one person.

>>6732711
How big is the emotional hole you're trying to fill?

>>6732711

Man I fucking love Wendy's and getting baked then going on huge munchy runs to Wendy's, but this is too fucking much even more me. My heart and asshole are getting sympathy twinges.

>>6725841

That looks pretty good tbh

>>6719349
yah but the food sucks ass

20oz steak with two sides of sweet potato fries and 64oz of beer. I didn't know my body could handle that.

>>6733475
Oh and another day I couldn't decide on lunch so I bought a whataburger ultimate bacon burger and a plate of panda express with brown rice, vegetables, teriyaki chicken and pepper chicken, a large drink large fries and a gas station chimichanga. To my surprise I ate it all as well. I usually only eat a bowl at panda. Don't know what was up That day

>>6719106
what exactly is that?
it looks like two pizzas, several kilograms of beef, and a ton of added cheese

>>6733506
I think you pretty much nailed it, nice job.

>>6726019
you know you're fat when you start using blocks instead of grams as a unif of measurement for cheese

>>6733518
seriously that looks like at least 3 or 4 kilograms of beef as well as half a pound of chees
how the fuck do you gulp down that amount of meat and cheese in 2 days

>>6733530
Why are you using metric and imperial in the same post?

>>6727824
>>6727830
at least get salsa or something so you can tell yourself that you're eating vegetables

>>6733535
pound exists outside of imperial, too. not as an official unit of measurement, but people use it in everyday life sometimes when appropriate. 1 pound = 1/2 kg in this regard.

>>6733553
Another anon, we do use it for dairy for instance, as in a pound of butter. (usual sizing is a half pound of butter/250g)

>>6714954
A black girl/heroin addict.

cheese sausage
wrapped in bacon
wrapped in cheese
wrapped in meatloaf
wrapped in bacon again
in parmesan and breadcrumb coating

wasnt that bad, but not very good either. Inconvenient to eat and looks sad on the second day

>>6720441
What kind of pizza is this and what do you put in extra to make it a taco?

>>6733606
The pizza is so thin that it can't be anything more than pepperoni, and it looks like beef, sour cream, tomato, and lettuce.

>>6722639

According to the menu: chopped steak (I think they used ground meat instead), bacon, pepperoni, and hot dog. That's on top of fries, cheese curds, and gravy.

Jesus Christ

>>6722639

Canadafag here - we just call bacon strips "bacon." Then there's peameal bacon. Never heard of Canadian Bacon until I went to the glorious States

Fucking love that smokey bacon down in the US tho. Really really want to hit the south some time

This unholy abomination.

They take their burgers, which are literally a 50/50 beef/bacon mix, crumble them up, throw on chicken, kimchi, onion, and spicy mayo.

It's $20.

>>6715927
>>6715929
Sounds like a weaker version of Fat Sal's. There's one or two around the Los Angeles area.

>>6719400
Go blowup a building with a bunch of marketing majors I guess.

>>6719411
>four fries
You mean like 4 containers of fries?

I had McDonald's big mac burger once, I puked almost immediately after eating it.

>>6734941

>>6734946
I don't understand what that image is supposed to mean

>>6715927
how do I order a cheesesteak at this place

Once when I was on vacation in Florida I went to an all you can eat seafood buffet with crab legs and ate about $200 worth of crab

good shit though

>it's got chocolate chips in it

i made this the other night. kinda plain no sloshy stuff around though

I ate an entire beast pizza with extra cheese, pepperoni, sardines, ham, and mushrooms. Topped the pizza with this parmesan cheese and dipped the slices in ranch.

>tfw reading this thread and realizing you eat things like this on a weekly basis

not even fat tho.

>>6734748

'Canadian Bacon' is what they call back bacon, comrade. it's peameal bacon without the peameal, if you've never had it.

>>6734989
Actually that looks dank

In a "the diabetes will surely take my foot but it was worth it" kind of way.

kek

Made a huge platter of nachos when I was drunk once using ridged sour cream and onion kettle chips, cheddar cheese, leftover General Tso's chicken, and chili garlic sauce. It was fucking delicious and I'M NOT SORRY.
This falls under both the "unhealthy food" category and the "dumb drunk food" category. Two birds with one stone.

2 XL Papa John's hawaiians, with multiple cups of jalapeno cheddar dip from Panago, since Papa John's dips are even worse than their pizzas.

that was around 4.5k calories I think? I washed it down with Cokes, even. not even fat tho

Either the KFC Double Down.

Or a Garbage plate in college in Upstate NY. Pic related.

>>6734951

It's a look of slight disdain at your offering to this thread, you can do better than just say that you had a Big Mac; it makes you sound like some sort of a snob (which isn't gonna fly here because the McDonald's is shit meme is already established) or someone from a third-world country expressing their disgust at Western decadence whilst secretly being jealous of it, I mean it could be that you're neither of those archetypes, but that's how it comes across

>>6735074

That mince looks like something you'd find in a water purification station

>>6735077
It's chili you tosser.

>>6735102
you can toss my chili ;)

>>6735125
hey, chill it, tosser.

>>6735074
That had better be dirt cheap.

I had fried cookie dough on a stick the other day at a fair. I knew what I was doing but damn.. it was tasty.

>>6722649
>I'm polish and I've never heard of anything like this.

Well yea, polack.

Mozzarella on top of fried potato on top of fried egg on top of beef.

Chug it down with some coke.
Absolutely delicious.

>>6714954
You can literally suck the grease and fat off of these

>>6715068
I feel ya. I am a cardiac patient on coumadin so I literally can't eat anything green.All I can have is bacon and cheese. hey , but at least i'm healthy right?

>>6735102

It's still mince

Much like Bolognese and other sauces/dishes/whatever involving ground meat are still mince

And besides, regardless of what it is, it looks like the bits they separate from water that goes back to people's taps

>>6732711
I could probably do this. But I'd take out one of the nuggets for another order of fries, personally.

>>6735074
What would you call that stuff on top? I wouldn't qualify it as chili.

>>6727941
I like you.

>>6735719

Breakfast Blucy, Cowboy Style with tots.

Felt like death for a few hours.

>>6727941
Agreed with
>>6735719
Can we double team you?

>>6735953
>coconut-soaked mozzarella cheese
wut

>>6714954
'Kapsalon'
It's fries with a shitton of cheese, and I mean a literal ton of cheese, meat and veggies (or no veggies, your choice) Free sauce included.
The cheese ended up being too much for me.

>>6732737
nowhere near as big as his belly

>>6719106
Should have put some heavy books on it and squeezed out the grease like making apple cider.

>>6715021

Is this dish called called "Outafocus"?

>>6715927
>>6715929

I just don't understand why 95% of the people posting phone screenshots have only 5-10% battery left. Do they deliberately wait until their phone is close to shutting off? What's the deal with that? Seriously, man.

>>6725819

Tryhard German/Austrian/Swissdude

>>6738049
what do you mean?