/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw not going to flavortown

is this a new meme?

MMMMMMFTHHsssss sssssssssssslp

SSSSslllllthhhhpppp MMMmmffmmmfsssh

Yes, my proud Aryan brother, let us find the perfect flavor!

>>6695581
>tfw found out he doesn't even drive the car farther than around the corner where it's loaded onto a trailer truck

sslllllllLLLLRP SCCCCHHlllrppprpprp

>>6695650

He's the major of flavortown, not some two-bit taxi driver you stooge

>>6695726
>major of flavortown
He's a full bird colonel you flavor pleb.

HHAAAAOOOLLLMMmmmmfffffffsssssph

>>6695588
The guy Fieri meme predates 4chan in fact.

Eating this is like performing lasagna surgery at Flavortown Memorial

This meme is the dankest.

>tfw beaten, bound, gagged, and shoved into a dog cage being loaded into the cargo hold of a plane on a one way flight to Flavortown

MMMMMfffffffccchhhhhh ggggllllbbrrpp

>>6695834
The Killing Fields? More like the Flavortown Fields!

>yfw your farts smell like creamcheese and ranch

>>6697377

eat my taquitos you googly eyed fuck

So what happens when the troll doll has been to your city twice for different restaraunts?
What do you call twice the flavortown? Moreflavorfultown?

>>6697440

Tastetropolis

>>6697448
Kek

>>6695581

>>6695588
is this a new meme?

>>6697448
>Tastetropolis
Doublekek
I guess I live in Tastetropolis

AAAHHHLLLLLL mlllllllLLLLAAAAHHH MMMFLLLL

I had a party at my house last night, it was a fairly large gathering that somehow turned into everybody getting super drink, watching a marathon of Triple D and doing guy fieri impressions

most fun Ive had in years honestly

>>6697440
I live in Denver, and he's been to at least half a dozen restaurants here,

>>6697580
Denver's practically a nationtaste

>>6697580
>>6697622

Cherry Cricket
Steubens
Sams #3

what else is there?

>>6697635
Atomic Cowboy/Denver Biscuit
Tocabe
Hops & Pies
Cora Fayes
Prohibition
Highland Tavern
The Bagel Deli

so actually closer to a dozen than a half dozen

Do we live in Flavor Town?

>>6697635
>>6697641
oh, and a place called bang. plus a sauerkraut place in Brighton

>>6697641

We just took out a grapefruit spoon, broke into a home, and gouged out the eyes of two small children on Appetite Avenue right in the heart of Flavortown

Famous chef and host of NBC's "Minute to Win It" Guy Fieri, is embroiled in a bitter custody battle over his nephew after his sister passed away.

The ordeal began when Fieri's sister Morgan died of cancer back in February, landing her 11-year-old son, Jules, square in the middle of a custody battle between Morgan's parents and the boy's father.

According to a petition for guardianship filed by Jules' grandparents, they claimed the father, Dain Pape, should not get custody because he is "living out of his motor home," and has no source of income.

But last week, a Marin County judge sided with Pape ruling that he should have custody of his son, and the grandparents must return Jules to Pape.

Since the ruling, Pape told TMZ that Jules has yet to be returned to him. According to Pape, Jules has been vacationing with his uncle, Guy Fieri, on a remote lake in Northern California with no cell service.

Pape says he hasn't driven to the lake because he wants to avoid a confrontation with the family. He simply wants the grandparents to comply with the court order.

TMZ has reached out to Fieri, but have only received two disjointed text messaged cooking tips; "cooking with kids is not just about ingredients, recipes, and cooking. It's about harnessing imagination, empowerment, and creativity" and "no matter how tough the meat may be, it's going to be tender if you slice it thin enough"

>>6697661
Looks like that kid is going to experience an all new type of FLAVOR TOWN.

Flavor Island.

Where no one can hear you SHHHHLLLLCHpptpppt GLOOOORPTCSSCCH

>>6697694
THIS TIME ON MINORS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES

>>6697730
more like diving into a minors drive in

>>6697750
More like mining into a driver's dive-in

>>6697661
Fuck those grandparents trying to tear a son from his father. He's poor and probably trash, but that doesn't give them the right.

They want to help? Offer help. Cunts.

>tfw on the 4chan launch page