/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6684185
BALLER
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>>6684185
Who the fuck is this guy? Why should I care about his opinions on cookies?

>It's 5:30 AM, I've just gotten back from a longer night walk, about 3 miles

WHAT

>>6684185

he looks fucking hot in this

>>6685017
because he's reviewbrah. he reviews therefore he is.

>>6685037
I always go for walks and jogs at night or early morning. Live in a hot climate.

>>6685037

he usually stays the whole night up (listening to shortwave radio, eating pizza, doing reviews) and then sleeps till 5pm.

>>6684185
ice cold

>>6686725
I bet he would make a killer pimp. Being well spoken, wearing fly suits, hopped up on energy drinks & out all night macking sluts and reviewing fast food

nooo. no! this can't be happening! i just put most of my investment money in lofthouse cookies.

with this bad review, im gonna be ruined!

>>6684185
He calls himself "reviewbrah"
...he knows.

Abandon ship everyone. He could literally be HERE. RIGHT. NOW.

Who even is this kid? How old is he? Does he not have to go to school or work? So many questions surrounding reviewbrah

I enjoy these videos but I have to report this thread

If we can't have Joey, we can't have this kid. Yes I'm that butthurt.

>>6686863

didn't that fitness forum start with the reviewbrah meme?

And co/ck/s scared him away
recently he's on /r9k/

>>6686864

It is what it is.

>>6686897
DELETE THIS
apparently this is a Halloween costume of sorts

>>6686935
is it an Ed Sheeran costume?

because he looks just like him in that pic

>>6686878
We have about 8 Joey threads a day and 1 Reviewbrah thread a week.

Don't announce your report.

>>6686935

Yup it a halloween costume where he went totally out of his way.
its in the 4chan archives, it's not like it was hidden.

>>6686959

Joey generals were a part of this board's culture and one of the only things keeping this place afloat. Now they get deleted instantly but this kid gets to stay?

I don't think so...

One day I will tell him how much I love him <3

>>6686829
secretly he is a pimp

whats up with the lighting in his videos

he manages to make it look even more depressing

>>6686983

>>6684185
REVIEWBRAAAAAH
Poor guy had such terrible cookies that he had to make a video telling everyone how terrible they were.
You know if Joey would have reviewed this he would have loved them.

>>6688387
Only after that sweet Lofthouse check cleared

>>6686897
I'm seriously feeling uncomfortable seeing a pic of him not dressed up and classy. Fuck, my jimmys

Do you think he had any friends he does things with that aren't on the internet?

>>6688435
reviewbrah gets mad pussy are you kidding me?

that man is a legend.

I've never liked those fluffy cake cookies.

Taste like diabetes tbh

>>6686959
There hasn't been a Joey thread in 10 years. Fuk u

>>6684185
reviewbrah is literally a genius

>>6684185
>Disheveled appearance
Wow, seriously?

The weirder part is that he walked 3 miles for cookies, at 5 AM (in a suit) and then felt that it was absolutely necessary to make a video about it in that very moment.

I almost expected his parents to show up and tell him to shut up.

>>6684185
this guy is awesome. I can totally identify with him

>night walks
>greasing hair and part in the middle
>total down to earth personality
>great water glass

>>6688777
i like your repeating digits as well as what you say

>>6688797
holy shit!!! first time this has ever happened to me!!! screenshot

>>6688805
Make sure to post it on r/4chan for all to see, my friend! :^)

Reviewbrah is so high above us, we're all just ropes on the Goodyear Blimp.

>>6686976
No, they really weren't. I hid every singe one of those fucking threads, and it didn't change anything in the slightest. In fact, it might have contained the more retarded posters of the board than anything, and kept them from other trolling delights.

>>6684185
reviewbrah looks badass here. look at him, all disheveled from a long hard night of reviewing fast food

>>6684185
why does he disable comments ;___;

Stop making fun

>>6686897
where are more pics of him in regular clothes?

YOU NEVER EAT LOFTHOUSE COOKIES OUT OF THE BOX

AFTER 2 OR 3 DAYS THE COOKIES GET A LITTLE STALE WHICH ACTUALLY GIVES THEM THE PERFECT SLIGHT CHEWINESS AND THE FROSTING DRIES OUT ON THE OUTSIDE FORMING A DELICIOUS SUGAR CRUST WITH SOFT FROSTING BENEATH

IT'S LIKE FUCKING MAGIC OKAY

>>6688969
Trailer trash wisdom

>>6686897

Holy fuck, this is the creepiest thing i've seen in a while.

He obviously has a life outside of his Youtube character. You people are naive

>>6689045
>1 hour+ podcasts and "average day" vids

No, this is his life. This guy is a complete enigma.

>>6688805
That's the first time someone has liked what you said?

>>6689045

No, what you see is what you get.

Reviewbrah is fancy suits.
Reviewbrah is dry humor.
Reviewbrah is night walks and shortwave radio.
Reviewbrah is a glass of ice cold water and a slice of pizza.

He is what he is.
I love you reviewbrah.

>>6686897
He reminds me of the numberphile guy

>>6684185
Jesus this guy is Ben Shapiro's younger brother

>>6688853
some meanies bullied him in the past :^(

sage

viral marketing

fuck off

reported fro spam

>>6688853
>>6690632

>>6690646
fucking owned
got what he deserved questioning the master

>>6684185
do his parents wake up when he talks this loud at 5 AM?

>>6691580
No, he said they're heavy sleepers

>>6690646
#REKT

Wow, usually he's pretty lenient on reviews...if something is mediocre he'll say it but he still doesn't give it an awful rating just because

I'll be sure to never buy these cookies, if theres one thing that should never be bad it's a cookie, they're supposed to be delicious sweet treats not salty

>>6691638
yes thank u reviwebrah

>night walks
This guy is on such a blazing fast track to being a miserable piece of shit just like me.

At least he has youtube reviews. I'm sure he'll turn out well adjusted.

>>6691791
I know quite a few well adjusted people that take night walks

However not at 4 in the morning

>>6691791
>Day walks

Who wants to take a walk in the disorienting bright sunlight while cars make obnoxious noise pollution and theres tons of people surrounding you.

Night walks are superior in every way

>>6684185

They sold these at the grocery store bakery I worked out. They come in a giant box prepackaged and frozen. They get at least a 30 day shelf life. I forget the exact amount of days but at least 30.

>>6691932
What about rape?

>>6694970
yeah man, it's easier during the night

less prying eyes and people trying to spoil your fun

>>6694970

If you're a man you don't need to worry about it.

>>6686617
He looks needy an insecure in that gif.

>>6695062

jealous much?

>>6686850

Why should I watch a 10 minute video of what DJ Qualls thinks about some fucking cookies?

>>6685017
it is what it is

I love the guy but I have so many questions about him.

>>6695009
Incorrect, homosexual rapists exist you know.

Try to imagine yourself out in public drunk as shit, you just got kicked out of a club for it, and you're walking home. You know a shortcut home down some alleys and start stumbling down, as you turn a corner between two buildings suddenly a man appears from the darkness in front of you, staring right into your eyes. You say "What the f.." then suddenly he steps towards you and without warning punches you in the throat. You fall back a few steps and start spluttering, grabbing your throat trying to breath you feel an arm grab you around the neck from behind, a man has crept up behind you and is holding a knife to your throat. He whispers harshly in your ear, "You can make it easy or hard on yourself, If you don't do as I say I'll cut you to shreds."

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/inside-story-when-man-rapes-man-victims-darent-report-it-the-law-wont-recognise-it-the-public-cant-understand-it-but-gradually-the-taboos-around-male-rape-are-breaking-down-reports-simon-garfield-1561882.html

>>6697321
like what?