/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6681909
his blood.

dogfish 90 minute ipa drinking challenge

HIs one akillhisheel is spicy food. Challenge him to a huge bowl of green chile.

>>6681909

Water.

A bottle of rat poison.
No one wins.

semen

>>6682003
Are you trying to spell Achilles heel?

>>6681909
Pickled herring

>>6682003
>akillhisheel
I hope you're not retarded and that's just auto correct.

Competition of eating out his mom

>>6681909
We eat shoenice.
First one to finish wins.

>>6682047

Everyone wins, you killed the shoenice

>>6682047
Let him go first. hehehe...

I challenge him to eat dignity and self respect

Literally impossible.

Guy is a trained professional. It's basically a death sentence.

I'd bet my life I can eat more pussy.
#rekt

>>6681909
Hot dogs. I choose Kobayashi to represent me as my champion.

>>6682333
Why hate on shoenice? Didn't any of you see the Vice doc about him? He comes off as an idiot, sure, but he's not hurting anyone and he genuinely seems to believe he's trying to save the world. Rather than let his troubles break his spirit, he eats shoe polish FOR YOU.

Some people with learning disabilities just eat their own poop because they like the taste, you know.

>>6682552
I bet you can't.

>>6682552

the shoenice should do a porn. he is always talking about how much nasty pussy he can eat. I would watch it.

>>6682047
Actually i'm pretty sure shoenice would win that,
I feel like he's done worse...

>>6681909
Shoenice is a fake.. there is no way a human can slam a fifth of ever clear and not suffer liver failure.. https://youtu.be/s2nRWP10HEA

>>6684057
>there is no way a human can slam a fifth of ever clear and not suffer liver failure
prove it. also i dont even know if shoenice is a human anymore

>>6684057
>there is no way a human can slam a fifth of ever clear and not suffer liver failure
Livers don't fail that easily. I'm sure he also puked up most of that as soon as the video was over.

>>6684057
There's a really high chance that he threw the fuck up after shooting that video. His stomach would basically be pure solvent at that point, there's no way that his body wouldn't reject it.

>>6684057

It's very possible, it most likely just ended with him passing out on his floor and vomiting on his side semi conscious but being unable to do anything about it.

>>6684069
>>6684106

i'd say that's on the same level as downing a fifth of gasoline.. it's definitely impossible.

i mean i've seen people slam fifths of 80 proof, but everclear is very, very different. it's 190 proof, 95% pure grain alcohol. your liver wouldn't fail, that takes time. you would, however, die of alcohol poisoning.

100% chance of death

>>6684128
If he was consuming it maybe, but there is a reason that video is so short and he said he didn't want to go over a minute. Because a few moments after he got it all down he would need to puke his guts out and probably even drink some water and puke some more.

>>6681909
he looks so innocent... i bet he has seen a lot of fucked up things he tries to displace and he needs attention in form of clicks because he felt unwanted.

>>6684153

i still don't believe that you could even get that amount of everclear down.

i've seen girls projectile vomit from one single shot. like, instantaneous projectile vomit. two double shots of everclear is enough to induce a blackout.

if he did do that, i hope he does die eventually from doing stupid things because that's just reckless as fuck. for youtube views? lmao

>>6684161
if you drink enough water at first and you are in training it is possible. the human body is able to do amazing bullshit.

>>6681909
At least he admits he's a tool unlike joey

>>6684161
Yeah, I've seen this too. She was bragging about all the shots she took at the last party and figured she could tank at least one shot of heavy grain alcohol. She was wrong, and instantly projectile vomited. It turned out the "shots" she had taken before were just Jaegermeister so I guess it's her fault for being stupid, but still. Also the first time my buddy drank everclear he thought it was regular vodka and he puked too.

>>6681909
There's only a consequence for losing, so play for the draw. Something like one pea which you can both just swallow instantly, or a shot of water.

>>6681909
Surströmming.

You have to blow a fish

>>6684161
>>6684367
You would both be wrong, because when I was 23 I attempted suicide and slammed almost a fifth of everclear beforehand to dull the pain, wasn't even a super drunk but stayed conscious for hours even and managed to wreck myself in various retarded ways.

Anyhoo, shoenice is older and way fatter than I was then so I'm not incredulous that he could down this everclear, and since he has eaten other disgusting shit like sticks of deodorant (unless that was fake) then I believe he could do it and not chuck it up. He would be black out drunk that night and wake up hating life the next day but he could do it. And you won't fucking die from it, at least not an average weight or above male adult. I've seen plenty of people drink comparable amounts.

i think he doesn't like fish so maybe fish.

or nothing. he can't eat nothing, he's built his whole thing around eating weird things and couldn't live with himself not making videos for charity. he'd cave because he wants to feed starving kids.

>>6685352

Youre full of shit.

Its be the equivalent of drinking almost two liters of 80 proof liquor. Youve never seen anybody drink comparable amounts and you sure as hell never did it without blacking out.

Why lie on the internet?

>>6685703
I drank 2 liters of canadian club every night at the height of my alcoholism. But I would still pass out if I drank a pint of it too fast. So I concur with your assessment that hes full of shit.

>>6685703
It's the equivalent of less than 1.5 liters of knob creek.

>>6684490
has he tried this yet?

>>6684057
>1:02
>bottle leaves frame for a half second
>enough time to replace with a second prop bottle
To be honest, I still believe that he drank it and then puked his guts out as soon as the video ended, but I just felt like adding more fuel to this argument.

>>6681909
I tell him to eat these hands then challenge him to a fistfight instead. If he's a pro eater you can't beat him. They've been trained to ignore taste and everything like that.

>>6682235
>>6682282

I like to think he was going for a pun but his brain fucked up

>spicy
>chili
>a-chillis-heel

>>6687193
WHo is training all these pro eaters?
Some fucked up community college somewhere?

>>6684069
I did the math, with his approximate body weight slamming the ever clear would put his blood alcohol around 0.65% to 0.7%. wikipedia lists the level with "high chance of death" as 0.50%. There are recorded cases of people surviving with much higher, but I'm still going to suggest the chance he actually drank all that and survived as unlikely.

>>6687568

I think he likely has an enormously high tolerance from drinking entire bottles of various liquor on dares for many years.

>>6681909
>The high council has sentenced you to a deathmatch against the shoenice.


Why would the high council do this to me?
I have complied with all of their requests and my tributes have been generous and timely.
I dont know why they have forsaken me ;_:

Have him eat an entire Jeep. Maxwell Klinger style.

>>6684441
Silly billy, a draw doesn't mean you both win, it means that you both lose.

>>6688193
Couldn't he just have puked it out right after the video? Probably takes a few minutes until all the alc is in his blood from the stomach, right? This way his blood alcohol level would be way lower I think.

>>6687568
He factually puked at least somewhat after he shot that. I think you can hear him or read him say that somewhere if I'm not mistaken.

But yeah, it's real and he drank it.

>>6689263
After some of the other slams he's done he livestreams afterwards for hours in a drunken blackout. He has said though that sometimes he coats his mouth with something, can't remember what, but it helps it go down.

I live near Denver.
I think I shall seek out the shoenice and take him out for pho. I bet he could power down a whole large bowl at golden siagon .

some kind of live insect or live octopus. Alternatively pints of krait venom, with a glass shard chaser.

>>6682003

>>6691273
Not nice anon

>>6681909
Eat as much of my self-made hot pasta recipe as possible, but I add 3 Morugas instead of just 1.
He will lose and be executed.

>>6681909
he's pretty shitty at eating spicy food
i could probably smoke him there

Lsd

>>6681909
Shit. He will have to eat a nonzero amount to live and I'll die having not dishonored myself. Or he would eat no shit and neither of us will die. Every other answer is wrong.

>>6691742
I dont think the shoenice is affected by LSD

>>6692374
In soviet russia , lsd gets high off shoenice!!11!!!

>>6681909

2 litres of vodka each.

No puking.

>>6681916
Hahaha

MY BOOGERS

>>6692579
ebin meme :DD

>>6681909
depends, i could probably beat him with beer. i can do all day like 40 beers, with assistance of drugs and whatnot.

>>6693765
Thanks bro :DDD Means a lot to me, no one has ever complimented me on my memeing

>>6685703

The only thing that's unbelievable here is the fact of drinking all of it instantly without puking but I'm sure there's countermeasures for that. The amount itself is not that incredible. Andre the Giant drank almost three times that in beer in one sitting (around 2.2 liters of Everclear).

MAAARGE SIMPSON
THIS IS MAAARGE SIMPSON TALKIN TO KERMIT DE FROG

>>6693987
That's a lot of fuckin beer

Was he drinking and pissing at that same time?

>tfw ol' Kenny is a beast at eating competitions and could rip shitnice a new asshole any day of the week

feels pretty good

>>6694113

Actually if another source is to be believed it was much more

>Mike Graham said André once drank 156, 16-US-fluid-ounce (470 ml) beers in one sitting, which was confirmed by Dusty Rhodes.

That would be around 3.5 liters of Everclear. Seems pretty ridiculous though so I don't know. There are other similar confirmed stories though

>>6694160
>confirmed by Dusty Rhodes

Prime rib. I once ate 4lbs of it

His weakness is spicy food, so Im going with habaneros. Pickled preferablly, but however shoenice wants it.

>>6694212
what you telling me you don't trust the american dream?

>>6695579
>Dusty Rhodes
The american dream is dead

>>6695665
Was he a gay man?