/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you sound like my father...
too much mayonnaise is bad but otherwise it's an excellent condiment for certain sandwiches

I like to put it on my <spoiler>bait</spoiler>

>>6671803
>but otherwise it's an excellent condiment for certain sandwiches

sandwiches in general are fucking garbage, mayonnaise instantly renders whatever sandwich you have to inedible unless you are an ape

>>6671810

>>6671810
Good thing we're all apes tbh

>>6671810
and we was the specialest snowflake to ever sperg, the end.

>>6671833
>tbh
kill yourself

What's up with mayonnaise haters? Why do you guys hate it so much? I don't LOVE mayo, but jesus it's just another food, and a pretty straightforward one at that. Do you hate salad dressing too? Butter? I don't get it.

>>6671792
When I put mayonnaise in something, I eat the leftover mayo off of the spoon before putting it in the dishwasher.

I heard it's good for you.

>>6671866
You probably take life too seriously to get this upset over that tbh

>>6671792
>i don't like thing
>i'm bored
>hey everybody i don't like thing
ok

mayo thread anyone? who here homemade mayo/aioli?

Avocado + sriracha + mayo = fantastic on everything

>>6671792
>mfw slather a bunch of mayo on each slice of bread each time I make a sandwich
feels good man, enjoy being an autist

I use mayo instead of butter when toasting my bread :/

>basil mayo
>chipotle mayo
>bacon mayo
>avocado mayo
>coconut mayo
>lime mayo

OP confirmed for shit tier baby poopoo taste.

>>6671792
But it's good for you, Anon!

Check em

>>6672886
>Swedish Meal Time
lmao who watches that shit

>>6671792
>doesn't know about real mayo that isn't even white

>>6671792
It's just fucking eggs and oil. What's wrong with you?

>hating on mayonnaise, a staple condiment of western cuisine

if you fuckers really feel this way this board needs to be purged, take a fucking culinary class and learn the foundation that the shit your shove into your gullets are built on.

sometimes I mush a ton of avocado into a bowl of mayo before I put it on my sandwich

I tell anyone who sees that I'm making an avocado aioli and they seem pretty impressed

>>6672320
It's a Tumblr meme. White people (apparently) love mayo therefore Tumblr hates it. The shitstains dragged it here for some reason

>>6671792

>>6672406
Yo. Do you make your aioli traditionally or just basically flavor your mayo like me? I'm too fucking lazy for that mortar and pestle shit

how the fuck am I going to survive keto if I can't have whole egg mayo?

>>6673202
Why not just eat eggs?

>>6673234
Because I don't want to kill myself which I definitely will if I only ever eat bacon and eggs for three square meals.
Some mayo, cheese and hamburger sans bun and lettuce goes down alright

>>6673236
also tuna, cheese, mayo, salt and pepper all mashed together in a bowl. Eat it with a spoon.
Yum.

>>6673236
You can't eat buns or lettuce?

>>6673244
... no?
Well lettuce yeah, it's mostly just water and dietary fibre. But it has nearly a gram of sugar in it per 100g, so why bother? I'd rather get that from tomatos

>>6673202
>>6673236
>>6673241
>>6673253
Stay out of my territory.

>>6673262
no__

>>6673265
>[spoiler]
Ahhh newfag as fuck.

>>6673253
Wow, a whole gram. Why can't you just enjoy both?

is this some kind of thinly veiled sjw post?

>>6671792
Hmmmm. I really dislike mayonnaise, OP, but I feel like this is going too far.

>>6671792
>literally nigger: the post
congrats OP

>>6671792
But it's good in potato salad

>>6671792
Wut?

>>6671792
bbbbb bbbbb bbut its the moist maker in my sandwich :(

>>6673624
fake