/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Deep Dish.

I like veggie pizzas

>>6672872
You better not be talking about that Chicago casserole bullshit.

>>6672876
I'm talking a legit deep dish, not that lasagna bowl Chicago tries to call a deep dish pizza.

>>6672865
chicken mushroom and pepperoncinis

American pizza parlor style > all else

Greasy Jewbread and pretentious European polka dot bullshit are obsolete

>>6672873
These fucking european pizzas...

>>6672921

I like all pizza.

>>6672865
When I asked for mushrooms this isn't what I meant.

>>6672932
me 2. i don't think i've ever had a bad pizza.

>>6672873
That pizza looks very Swedish.

> be italian
> like this pizza
> other italians screams that this is not a real pizza

meh

>>6672865

Ham and pineapple pan pizza.

A Midwestern chain called Happy Joe's. Finely-diced Canadian bacon, finely-ground sausage, thick cheese, crispy crust, sweet sauce. Their taco pizza is the real star, though.

I grew up with them, and have since moved to Connecticut and discovered some amazing pizza here, but Happy Joe's will always have a special place in my heart valves.

>>6672865
lemon juice and salt pitsa

>>6672865
mushroom

Tuna, Feta, Paprika, Black Olives, some diced onions.
Come at me.

>>6673303

Looks like fat retard chow tbh.

>>6672865
toss up between home-made "margherita" and serious chicago casserole.

I'll make basic pie once a month or so (rental house came with a clay oven in the backyard... talk about a bonus). As for the pizza cake, maybe twice a year, but there's a place not too far from me that makes some seriously ridiculous artery-clogging tasty goodness.

>>6673384

What would you say are some other examples of "fat retard chow"?

>>6673388
>I'll make a basic pie
This is a pizza thread anon, what do pies have to do with anything?

>>6673303
Now I see what /ck/ means when they says "flyover states"

>>6673495

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

>tfw you realize you will never know disgust like being in a /ck/ pizza thread

>>6673183
Not enough BBC for that, friend

>>6672865
Classic American style with pepperoni sausage and mushrooms. Given the option I would also take roasted garlic too

>>6673505
>take pizza
>open a bag of fucking Doritos on it
No thanks, I'm going to keep knocking it.

meat lovers probably. Though I would never eat such a thing.

This one.

It's Half Broccoli and Mushrooms and Half Bacon.

Fucking perfection.

Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno. Or margherita.

>>6673186
>italians
>real pizza
Please

>>6673789
Now this I could eat

Oh hey, food fuzz pizza! That's my favorite pizza topping!

Local place does a pretty mean anchovie/caper that's usually my drug of choice (generally turns out like pic)

I'm a fan of thin, crispy crust. A sweet marinara contrasted with salty meats is preferable. If I'm getting super specific, a smoked buffalo mozzarella is ideal. I can get down on a greasy, American-fast-food-pizza if it's super hot too.

>>6672929

>>6672929
Hey McGee, you still rolling your pizza dough like the faggot you are?

Cheese pizza

>>6673381
that sounds excellent
lemon juice too? maybe anchovies?

fiorentina or something with pork fennel and broccoli.

>>6672865
something authentic like this

not gonna lie, pic related

sushi

>>6673971
I'm guilty of that too.

>>6673983
>americans

I don't have a favourite but here something you don't often seen on /ck/

Main ingredients are thinly sliced potatoes, anchovies, thinly sliced onions, garlic, herbs and thickly sliced tomatoes.

To make it work you need a that thin Italian restaurant style crust though.

>>6673988
>unironically calling this pic american

Cute.

>>6673983

Motherfucking Irn-Bru.gif

>>6672872
hell yes

>>6672865
mac and cheese

Pizza bought by my jewish mother left to rot

>>6672865
This.
http://celestinospizza.com/
This back home.
http://www.northernlightspizza.com/menuprices.html
If I get Dominos, it's the Pacific Veggie.

I remember these from the earliest eon of my life. They used to come in a pack of 8 in similar packaging to bagels.

Crawfish pizza

>>6674356

The kind you get in airports.

>>6673789
Looks like the pizza I make at home in the skillet.

okay so Im not a marketer, but Brixx has some amazing shit.

They have a white pizza with rosemary, grilled chicken, caramelized onions, and mushrooms, and I absolutely cannot stop myself when I get it

>>6674381
All that grease making the paper plate translucent.

As gross as it is, I's eat it.

I know this sounds like I'm a marketer or something but dominos pizza is the best.

A friend of mine held a pizza party today. He provided pizza dough and sauce, we had to bring toppings and then give him a slice so he could judge it. It was pretty fun and people made some pretty crazy pizzas.

>goats cheese and mint sauce
> a seafood with loads of squid ink, it was completely black
> nuttela pizza
>strawberries and cream
>ramen pizza

>>6674002
i had a similar one, but without the tomato and the potato was undercooked and too thick

at an expensive "genuine italian" place, really turned me off the whole "authentic" pizza thing

My favorite kind of pie would be a Detroit style with bacon, olives, and onions.

Pepperoni.
Chicken with bacon bits and jalapenos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0YLfUIbDbg

>>6672873
looks like kebab pizza, I love kebab pizza

>>6673952
fucking pizza hipster. Is the cheese organic?

>>6674575
Fuck me i love detroit pizza. Wish there was a place other than little ceasars that made it around there.

>>6674816

chicken, spinach, artichokes, tomatoes with extra cheese

hnnngh

>>6673186
Out of all the ready bake store pizzas, they're really good. I keep them at work.

Thin, crispy, italian-style pizza with just tomato sauce and cheese, baked then topped with rucola, smoked salmon and parmesan chips and drizzled with crema di balsamico and olive oil.

>>6673429
... idiom?

>>6675583
More like idiot.

>>6673760
San Francisco plz

Big Sur pizza. 40 Cloves of Roasted Garlic, Organic Tomato Pizza Sauce, Pepperoni, Sausage,Portobello Mushrooms & Green Onions.

>>6672865
This crust, preferably from Abo's, with pepperoni. Jalapeno is good, too

Wanna put my dick in it

Thin crust, preferably from Abo's, with pepperoni. Jalapeno is good, too

Wanna put my dick in it

>>6675636
>>6675648
Double post faggot

>>6673988
>>6673983

This is the most Scottish pic I've seen ever

>>6675648
hahaha Abo's from Aussieland!
GOOD TIEMS!

>>6675630
That sounds and looks amazing

>>6675760
No. Colorado. Upside-down reject colony faggotry at it's best.

>>6672865
Ew ew ew ew

>>6675831
Sweet edgy theme, faggot. Go back to your containment board

>>6672921
>These fucking european pizzas...

That is way too broad of a statement. You should at least narrow it down to Scandinavian. And then better yet, Swedish. But even then, its more the work of the sand people.

>>6673916
Back to /b/ you go

>>6675794
It is. Especially with a nice microbrew

>>6675838
Not that guy but
>anything dark is edgy
>making shit easier on your eyes is edgy

Literally retarded.

>>6673407
I mix all three together and eat them all at once.

honey siracha

and I hate myself for loving a meme food this much

>>6676635
you know, if you buy honey and sriracha sauce and put it on your regular pizza it tastes so much better.

>>6673381
red or white onions? raw or sauteed? I won't lower my fists just yet

>>6673381
>tuna
why would you put cat food on pizza?

There is no better pizza than New Haven pizza.

I like a puffy (not cracker thin) pizza with cheese, fresh tomatoes and basil.

Quattro Formaggi

I made this the other day. It was pretty good.

It really depends on my mood but i'm just going to be that guy who represents ham and pineapple.

And no, this isn't b8. The sweetness of the pineapple cuts through the high salt content of the cheese and meat perfectly and balances everything out. I refuse to believe as many people dislike this as make out they do.

had this yesterday in Milan, it was the best pizza I had in Italy during my three day stay

>>6672929
lol, I remember when someone originally posted that bottom pic here as something to be proud of. I'd feel like shit if something I posted was memed

>>6674371
Ahh me too (:
I guess both our moms were looking out for us

>>6672865
Placenta and crickets

>>6676925
Hello Ham and Pineapple bro

I support you in your endeavors

>>6673971
That actually looks good. What is that? The Pizza Hut dipper things?

>>6674371
those fries are cooked perfectly. I love it. I want some.

>>6673952
kill yourself

>>6675630
Would devour and deal with the dragon breath for 3 days and nights

>>6676926

You were not, in fact, in Italy.

>>6677100
the phone number on the bottle is italian

The one without cheese.

>>6673303
yeah no, the pizza is literally garbage now, it is so bad, 1 large pizza is over $25 and they skimp you every time

What's the best normalfag pizza place? I have access to Pizza Hut, Domino's, and Papa Johns. Which do I order from? I'm hungry.

>>6677233
ORDER FROM THE PAPA

>>6677100
well, Milan looked more like Africa tbh, so in a way you're right I guess

>>6675648
>>6675648

muh niggah..my go to lately has been thin crust with pepperoni, onions, jalapeno, and mushroom.

Pizza margherita

>>6677233
pizza hut thin crust

>>6675630
best in thread

>>6674877
oh my good, i love kebap pizza!

I like barbecue chicken pizzas. I hate pizzas with red meat on them, because it always gives me the most awful indigestion. Call me an idiot but I like to dip it in cold BBQ sauce.

Mushroom and sausage from this place in Rochester called Pomadoro's or however you spell it.

bacon, jalapeño, pineapple
or
sausage, mushroom, pepperoni, anchovy

ITT: faggots who have never actually eaten pizza.

>>6673186
What is wrong with the packaging? The brand is Doctor Oats everywhere else.

Also it's more expensive than eating at a restaurant at where I live. Not worth my money, because it's too small and too expensive!

>>6673303
Sounds disgusting and looks disgusting.
incinerate/10

>>6673186
>eating pizza with a fork

>>6672865
Pic is lunch today.
Eat authentic or go home plebs.

>>6680113
Get thrown out of restaurants often, anon?
>plebeian

Capriciosa with anchovy

>>6680132
pizza express?

Ham and pineapple, stuffed crust or deep dish.

>>6676925
>>6676972
Good to see I'm not the only one who likes this kind of pizza. It's my favourite.

>>6680132
L O N D O N

>>6680527
>averageamericanfamily.jpg

>>6672865
Scorpion

>>6680546
>>6680527
no prizes for guessing which family member the majority of that pizza is going to

>>6680558
Ambulocetus on the left tbh

>>6680529
Milan actually.

>>6680558
No wonder that little boy looks so dejected. He knows he's only going to be able to manage one slice before it's gone. Those eyes have seen things...such things.

>>6680527
...Why not cut this into squares? Long, spindly slices like those look like a pain to eat.

>woman on left: If you think that's nice, wait till you see yours!

>>6676926
How do you eat that with fork and knife?

>>6672865
this shit. meatlovers stuffed za with extra mozz.
specifically by these motherfuckers.

>>6673145
you've never had california pizza then. shit is gross as fuck.

>>6673952
that looks like something my dog puked up last weekend.

>>6676845
clearly there is.

>>6673186
What the hell. Pizza Ristorante is the shit. Best frozen pizza you can find. Everyone agrees.

>>6677233
all three are terrible, but go for the hut, they're the better option.

>>6676845
I wanted to hate New Haven pizza because fuck New Haven

Turns out its bretty gud

>>6672865
bacon eggplant

>>6673952
>Doesnt even bother cutting the stems off and calls it authentic

>Suckers like you buy it

I used to always be a bacon mushroom and onion guy. Reduced sodium diet means no more cured meats, so I started eating light on the cheese spinach and garlic pizza.

I think I'm actually starting to prefer it. Though every now and again I eat a cheese, cheese, and more cheese pizza.

>>6672865

Any pizza that doesn't use whole wheat crust is shit. Honestly, whole wheat pizza doesn't even taste any different than regular pizza, except that it is healthier.

>>6682185
I make whole wheat pizza sometimes; it is good.
Everything you said is wrong.

>>6682232

You're right, whole wheat pizza tastes better than white flour pizza. It's the same thing with whole wheat spaghetti too. Whole wheat pasta tastes more al dente for some reason.

Just because it's healthy doesn't mean it tastes bad.

The worse thing is whole wheat bread, but even then you get used to it and it starts tasting better than white.

my local heartattack
it looks disgusting but it's surprisingly easy to like, sweet sauce + flaky, thin crust

>tfw living in New York Metropolitan Area (New Jersey area)

Anyone else know what real pizza tastes like?

>>6682250
Even though I make whole wheat pizza sometimes I mostly prefer traditional. Now egg noodles, whole wheat egg noodles are VASTLY superior.

>>6682267
What's on it? Looks fucking delicious.

>>6682271
i used to live on the coast west of the north tip of the Jersey shore. then i moved out to Colorado. it's hard to find pizza like home.

But it's IMPOSSIBLE to find a real sub. FUCK jimmy johns.

(steak game out here is fierce though)

>>6672929
Middle and top one are both called pies. The bottom is only crappizza.

The New Haven.

>>6681111
fuck that looks good

>>6673186
If I'm going to buy a frozen pizza it'll be the cheapest store brand thing I can find because it'll always be just as tasty as that "premium" mud flap in your picture.

Eggplant and pickle.

>>6674877

U-unf

Sicilian pizza

>>6681072
it was easy since it had a very thin crust. I used the knife and fork to cut it up into a couple of slices and then used my hands to eat them

>>6672865
Chocolate sauce over a cooked base covered in marshmellow and berries

Pizza hut in aus do pizzas with mini meat pie, hot dogs, burgers, or doritos in the crust, shit is nasty.

Pear, Walnut, Gorgonzola, Roquette & Vincotto

>>6673303
this board is so full of food ignorant people it amazes me

>>6683488

How does liking something from a particular region make you "ignorant"? Are you assuming that's ALL that person knows?

>>6683528
its a fucking sub par pizza with chips on it

someone who knows food would see this for what it is

novelty, cheap, trash

>>6683535
You haven't tasted it. You have no idea whether it's subpar.

And even if it were "novelty, cheap, trash" as you so ridiculously label it, liking it wouldn't make you ignorant. You can enjoy Taco Bell and the finest taquieras at the same time. There's room for all kinds of foods in one's personal eating spectrum.

>>6680576
Milan huh
http://www.bluewater.co.uk/stores/pizza-express

Panzarottis are the best type of pizza, all other kinds are inferior.
JERSEY
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>>6672873
looks more like a lahmacun

>>6681072
why would you eat pizza with a fork and knife

>>6672865
FREE

>>6674356
It does look like it spent a little too much time on the oven.

>>6680523
>>6676972
>>6676925
Is it not called Hawaiian where you live?

QUICK

LET'S SAY YOU'RE FORCED TO HAVE PEPPERONI ON YOUR PIZZA
SHOULD IT BE OVER OR UNDER THE CHEESE

>>6684292
Over

A round one

>>6684292
>Under cheese pepperoni
God like

>>6684292
Under

Also I'm retarded and can never make pizza right. All I want is a tasty homemade pizza like everyone else, but the crust is always either too thick and tasteless

>>6684545
do u add yeast and let it rest?