/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6638931
$10 for that?

>mfw watermelon is 5lbs / 99 cents

>>6638931
>$10 for shitty watermelon chunks

>>6638960
>>6638967

50% off this week. If I buy a whole one half of it goes to waste.

IF U WANT RED SHIT
THIS GIVES U RED SHIT

>>6638984
But I'm on a diet

Watermelon costs 1€/Kilo you have been brutally ripped off

>>6638931
what is that in the background. pretty creepy tbh

>>6638931
Drop a deuce in a urinal and pretend it's an obama.

>>6639014

Not in my town OKAY? One fucking watermelon is eight bucks unless i want to take a long drive.

>>6639021

A druid statue I got at a thrift store.

>>6638931
Get some green shit going on too, eat a bag of these and see for yourself. I'm dead serious, I ate a whole of these because wtf and my shit was green the next day.

If you want red piss down a bottle of Angostura Bitters with some tonic water or club soda. That's scary and happened to me once, I saw red piss coming out and was about to make a doctor appointment because of it but then remembered that I downed a bottle of Angostura 12 hours earlier.

>>6639033
Forgot pic

>>6639033
... I thought it was blood, but it was just Angostura.

>>6639035

Mom used to get some other brand of those at harry's. Maybe Snyder's. So good. I didn't know Doritos made those.

>>6639033
>>6639035
>>6639037
ur high

>>6639040

>>6638931
>spending $10 for shitty cubes of watermelon
good one OP

>>6639048

>not reading the thread

>>6639031
Your mistake is buying fucking precut melon. You pay a lot more for it than you should.
It's fucking watermelon, how hard is it to just cut it yourself? It would take about the same amount of time as you took to make this shitty thread, and you spend considerably less money.

>>6639072
pls calm down friend

>>6639057
>getting suckered in with paying $10 for <10 watermelon cubes

>>6639072

Like I said, if I buy a whole one, half of it goes to waste.

>>6639086
It was $5. About 1.75 a pound.

I just want to know if I'll have red diarrhea.

Eating an entire watermelon won't even give you red shit.

>>6639096
>getting suckered in with paying $5 for <10 watermelon cubes
:^_)

>paying that much for that little

>>6638967
tang ina

>>6639081
No never this precut fruit laziness is the highest form of retardation, and it must be eradicated.

>>6639096
I guarantee you'd pass less overall if you just bought the whole thing.

>>6638972
give the excess to your neighbour / family. what kind of retard throws away money so they can avoid throwing away produce (which would have gone to waste anyways as the supermarket / green grocer would have put any unsold product in a dumpster)

>>6639291

But you'd still spend less overall if an entire watermelon costs more than the container of it. Doesn't seem like a waste to me.

>>6638931
no you tard. if you want to fake blood in your stool you should eat some fucking glass.

>>6639299
A whole 10lb melon is $5. And you'd save $5 and some fucking pride by not buying pre-cut fruits in the first place. Pick something else to eat. Jesus christ.

>>6638972
it would have still been cheaper

>>6639300

Then it wouldn't be fake blood.

>>6639302
>>6639303

Do I have to go back to the grocery store and take a picture of the "WATERMELONS $8 EACH" sign? The container I bought was 50% off, making it $5.18 cents. Jesus christ.

>>6638931
You want to shit blood, mate? Just eat some borscht, it's easy as that.

>>6639308
Eat glass anyways.

>I bought was 50% off, making it $5.18 cents.

then don't buy fucking watermelon you tard. "50% off a 500% markup" is still you getting taken for a fucking ride.