/ck/ - Food & Cooking

are you that butt blasted guy from the other thread?

>>6587990
Yes, and?

>>6587995
>Yes, and?

Yes. Yes they are.

>>6587991
>>6588000
Definitely that guy. Nice trips tho.

>>6588003
>Yes. Yes they are.

>>6587990
>>6587995
then what are they? salads? you're a moron. fuck you.

>>6588008
>>6588000
>>6587990
You must really like fedoras, to have saved so many pictures of them.

>>6588010
>then what are they?

Burgers

>you're a moron. fuck you

pic related is you

>>6588014
Not OP, but I really wish they didn't get made fun of for wearing fedoras, it made life so much easier to identify them.

>>6587990
>>6588000
>>6588008
>>6588015
>mfw this whole thread

"Hamburgers are definitely sandwiches. Any other answer is wrong. Especially my girlfriend’s.

Well that may be the case: after all, it has two pieces of bread with meat quite literally sandwiched in between. But, part of the problem is what Paul Grice would have called issues of implicature. So here’s the thing: A convention of language is that you don’t say something less specific if a more specific thing to say is available and is appropriate. That’s an issue that comes up here because some things that people might call sandwiches have more specific names. So, even if it would turn out that a hamburger falls under the broader category of sandwich, we would never refer to it as such, because it has a more specific—and therefor more meaningful—name."

>>6588029
They used to be referred to as "hamburger sandwiches" though.

Why do these tippers buy fucking swords anyway? You can't take them anywhere except for your own fucking house and they're not practical. ffs

>>6588030
Oh I agree that technically, burgers are sandwiches, there's just no reason to call them that

Is a hot dog a sandwich? How about a gyro?

>>6588042
yes and yes, but why would you call them that.

>>6588033
Swords are pretty cool. They just don't look good in the wrong hands. Same goes with a fedora. Pic related is a man who can pull it off.

>>6588046
For some reason I see Harrison Ford whenever I look at this guy.

>>6588038
>burgers are sandwiches

>>6588053
Hi buttblasted burger boy. That's your name from now on.

>>6588054
>I unironically believe burgers are sandwiches

>>6588345
You're really trying to force this meme aren't you?

>>6588349
>facts I don't agree with are memes!

>>6588349
I think hats might have abused this Anon when he was just a little kid, given how he keeps attaching trillbys to everything he seems to hate, like swords, television shows, and people in general who's only "crime" was apparently to wear the wrong kind of hat.

That "hats r eevul" meme isn't funny and never was. It's less funny than Milhouse.

Tell us, anon, using this doll, where did the evil hat man touch you?

>>6588033
>bought a bastard sword at a paintball event

I don't even know. At least it's not a katana, those were shitty swords only used for samurai duels because they would break against any form of armor

>>6588349
1. it's already a meme
2. it's from /fit/. they have entire threads where every post is a fedora pic and some greentext about popular opinions on the board

>>6589766
For anything practical, I'd rather get a mace.

Maybe a trench knife if I'm trying to put together an anti-zombie toolkit.

I do want to get a nice looking miniature sword to use as a letter opener.

Getting a sword is kind of like getting a painting, except you can pick it up and fiddle with it whenever you want.

>>6588356
sauce on this webm?
I want to watch this train wreck in its entirety.

>>6588356
>>6589789
It looks like a cheesy home movie attempt.

Still probably more watchable than "The Room".

So to recap, OP is being pointlessly contrarian, and arguing so hard against something as obvious, widely accepted, and trivial as the fact that a burger is a kind of sandwich. Yet, he's posting fedoras errywhere.

>Implying OP isn't far and away the biggest turbosperg in this thread

>>6589766

Why would you think that?

>>6589820
>So to recap, OP is being pointlessly contrarian

The word you're looking for is "troll".

>>6588345
how do you not love this webm? its a goofy underdog story of a nerdy kid with poor fashion taste getting the most popular girl in school by being himself and breaking out of his shell in front of everyone

its literally star wars in real life. its the most heart warming shit i've seen today granted its only 12:13 am but i don't have a lot planned so it'll probably take the cake

>>6588356
What is the purpose of putting the sword in a sheath, then immediately getting it out to put it over your shoulder?

And ketchup is a fruit smoothie. What's your point?

I take full credit for the sandwich meme.

>sandwich ingredients between two pieces of bread
>not a sandwich
It's like saying chicken isn't meat because it's poultry

>>6589807
I LOVE LISA SO MUCH!

>>6589955
>le tomato is a fruit meme
Fuck off. In culinary terms it's a fucking vegetable

>>6589975
Lisa needs braces

Maybe OP is actually talking about just minced meat.

>>6588356
>facts I don't agree with

Like say, the fact that a burger is a sandwich?

>>6589961
Thanks, you fucking spastic shitlord, for spreading even more toxic cancer for 14 year olds to shit and spew around the board. I hope you die of AIDs.

>dips

>>6589991