/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>posts a video saying he had bloodwork done and it's not looking good
>he was trying a fad diet
>he's trying another fad diet
>you will never teach jack how to properly cook and be healthy so he doesn't die soon

>>6570114
good

http://youtu.be/a46nfCPWjDU

>>6570076
>be lezzie who can cook
>go to qt white friend's house
>she says she gonna make me breakfast
>eggs
>makes eggs with no butter/oil or fucking any condiment.
>dry as shit
>she's literally scraping it off the pan
>white people
>cooking

ayyyy lmao

>tfw no qt gf to hug my waist from behind while i cook gourmet meals

>>6570160


Fuck you, you racist beaner.

Bison tartare burger

>>6570164
>all those implications

ayy lmao

>angry whitey detected

>>6570160
She didn't have a non-stick pan for cooking eggs? Eggs are naturally moist. It's not dryness which makes them stick to the pan.

>>6570217
i guess not haha. cause that shit was ON there

>>6570207
>racist nigger

shock of the year

Can somebody give me the link for the undercooked chicken?

>>6570344
>mfw i'm white

ho'kay then

>>6570369
>say "ho'kay"
>even remotely white

ok

>>6570358
ofcourshe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGTVP0MyKTo
"No wonder they're so skinny, they can't get to the food."
So he can't read, can't cook, is homophobic, and likes to make jokes about asians. Jack is a real piece of shit.

>>6570487
His son seems so well adjusted and normal.

>>6570484
>not rubbing the season into the meat
>his seasoning looks like mold
>eating raw chicken

>>6570369
Ain't buyin' that for a second. No cracker mentions friends being white 'cause thatt's the default.

>>6570487
you eat seaweed just like that?

>>6570501
but it's so juicy

>>6570535
beautiful

>>6570539

>yorkshire pudding hockey pucks
>they're perfect!

>Fat fuck jack makes a video on how to eat healthy
>i guarantee i will loose 30 pounds at the end of the year from these tips.
>5 years later he is fatter than ever

>>6570608
B-but he did p90x and everything!

>joey threads deleted
>jack threads live

>>6570165
the raw burger, the unevenly cut tomato, the shitty cold package bun, how is he such a consistently massive fuckup?

>>6570767
Look at how proud he is of his creation

>>6570783
I just have to laugh, he's so genuinely stupid.

What do you figure his IQ is, honestly?

>>6570791
Probably under 90. His brother on the other hand seems pretty smart, or maybe it's just in comparison to him, I dunno.

does anybody has link to an authentic italian tomato sauce?

>>6570791
IQ isn't a very meaningful measure.

I can't figure out if he's truly as dumb as he acts though.

>>6570815
>youtube
>authentic italian tomato sauce
>literally the first hit
Fuck you, nigger.

>>6570533
you can

>>6570484
whats with the washing machine and drying in the kitchen??

>>6570487
Ja/ck/, I'm looking for a Bento Box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a Bento Box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>6570487
That poor flyover family.

>>6570487
what the what

>>6570487
>just leaves the tea in for an arbitrary amount of time

Jack has no clue what he's doing at anytime. At least he involves his kid in his jackassitry.

>>6570487
How much weed does this guy smoke?

>>6570760
This isn't a Jack thread.
Did you not see the OP's topic?

>>6570076
> top row third pic

what the fuck is happening

>>6570207
>>white people
>>cooking

Why is it necessary to mention your ethnicity and sexual preference? Does it enhance your story somehow? I know lots of white people who can't cook, and plenty of not white people who can't cook. And the reverse too.

so what?

>>6570926
his interpretation of the concept 'spoonful' a bit backward

>>6570926
He's "testing" a ceramic knife which he of course damages and then later returns

>>6570938
*is a bit

>>6570926
Cutting a wooden spoon with a ceramic knife

>>6570892
hes just a retard

>>6570824
have you seen any of his vlog type videos, and his convos with his brother?

he is the definition of vapid.

>>6570160
>>6570207
Check your privilege shitlord!

old time classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

Never forget

>>6570971
ga nash

>>6570872
He's actually from California

>>Flyovers: 281
>> Eastern Seaboarders: -1
>> West Coast: -9871

>>6570487
>there's fizzy stuff in there
>struggling that much with shitty soda that 5 year old emaciated japs open in seconds

I can't go on any more

>>6571017
Is the King really this stupid or is it a long con?

>>6570327
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kill yourself! :^)

>>6570530
im half white thats why

>>6571074
>Pouring 4oz of diarrhea in 4oz water
>It's only half diarrhea so it's pretty much water.

>>6570631
This is a very Pepe like image.

>>6571104
Technically, diarrhea is mostly water.

>>6571108
I kek'd

>>6571127
So are you~

>>6571108
Holy fuck, especially with his frog-like lips and spherical body. Is Ja/ck/ actually Pepe incarnate?

>>6570844
>not knowing marie's authentic homemade italian sauce

How does /ck/ chop bacon? Is it via dual-wielding?

>>6571334
Which vid is this from?

>>6571341
Can't even remember honestly, I'll see if I can find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>6572215
Look how juicy that crust is, beautiful!

was about to post a general but then i saw this thread, sneaky sneaky c;

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBpviid6Ucs

Make sure to use adblock or you're a cuck enabler

>>6572950
all that salt and all that butter
WHY?

>>6572950
>>6573092
fucking lol

>>6570076

Ok I have a few questions but mainly what is happening in the bottom right pic? What dish could possibly require salsa to be poured onto an entire block of cheese? Tofu? I dont even know what thats a block of

>>6573113
football fingerfood, its a beautiful and juicy dip

>be me
>home alone
>decide 2 cook
>be kinda wasted
>grab bacon
>grab eggs
>make b&e
>pour excess grease into cup so it doesn't clog sink
>set it on table
>4get about it

>later
>eat b&e
>think grease is beer
>drink it
>mfw

>>6573113
Queso.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chile_con_queso

The classic ghetto-ass way to make it is with rotel chilies and velveeta, for reference

>>6573241
Bullshit.

Bacon grease solidifies.

Jack always says he's Italian, but he doesn't look it. He has like, grey skin and a pug face. I've seen hundreds of Dagos my whole life and he doesn't really fit the bill. Looks more Greek.

>>6570076
Rl talk tho

I've had salsa and cream cheese before. I was given it at a family friends house as a snack before dinner. The family is a bunch of ranchers. It sounds weird as fug, but don't knock it until you try it. And I'm Mexican btw

>>6570487
https://youtu.be/hdVaXElbqI8
I like how in this video, about a minute in I think, Jack says he thinks being gay is a choice. His brother asks him if he made the conscious decision to not be attracted to men, and Jack says, without a second thought, that yes, he did.

I don't think he realises that people who are actually straight don't need to make that decision at all. They just inherently aren't attracted to men.

>>6570815
https://youtu.be/jDGqtjcyxlQ

>>6573113
https://youtu.be/Je3V7U5Ctj4

It's at 13:10, but the whole video is pretty golden. He actually uses the phrase "I'm so talented when it comes to food" unironically.

>>6573367
You do not understand the concept of irony.

>>6573369
Means like iron, right?

>>6570926
>>6570926
sweet nancy niggers, I forgot all about untalkative bunny.

>>6573373
Yes, exactly that.

>>6573367
I do the tortilla and cheese thing all the time, but I don't put fucking butter or margarine on it. The cheese is oily enough.

>>6570498
Jack Jr is the definition of high test

>>6573367
>didn't even strain the salsa
>just poured it on top instead of fucking mixing it like a normal person

>>6571129
Shat bricks when I saw it. Well played/10

>>6573367
Does this fucking guy have no idea how to prepare chicken? No ofcause not why would he? He just pours his fucking acid over all those wings at the end anways.

This fucking fat fuck can't play video games, he also can't cook;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1UgyMBFXj8

Heres the updated version.

>>6573508
The picture of just the salsa water on the cream was better.

>>6573350
I watched a bunch of those "debates". It's astounding how stupid Jack actually is

>>6573517
second this

>>6572950
>I didn't put that much on

>>6573517
>>6573524
It was irritating me because I wanted it to be similar to the omelette one and show everyone that jack has a reoccurring problem with dumping 50lbs of salsa on everything.

>>6573539
Someone with too much time on their hands should make a gif or webm version of it, with every frame animated.

I would do it myself, I definitely have enough time, but I can't be arsed to learn how to make webms.

>>6573539
I see but the water was the most disgusting part

>>6573541
Got the link to the video?
I have too much time on my hands and I'll do it.

>>6573542
If I make another row I'll add the water one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T9z798dxTI

I made this exactly how he did a few days ago, and barely any of the flavors worked together. I never knew how nasty balsamic, Italian dressing, and rye tasted together.

>>6573547
The cream cheese and salsa one is >>6573367 at 14:25.

It would be great to have that moment in webm form, but my idea was more to have the entire collage image animated with every frame showing a couple of seconds where the screenshot happens. I have no idea about how possible that would be with the size limitations though. If it's possible, I'm willing to spend the time finding the timestamps and videos of all the screenshots that I can.

>>6573554
>He makes his highschool (?) age child their lunch instead of him making it himself
>He makes his high school age son lunch WHILE HIS SON IS AT HOME
Why. For fucks sake why.

His body shape is fascinating, He's practically spherical.

>>6573508
beautiful

>>6573559
It's taking me 20 minutes to download this video because I have shit internet.
See you then.

>>6573569
To be fair the vid is from 2011, so I'm assuming his son was around 12 at the time.

>>6573577
12 is far old enough to be making his own lunch. My niece is 4 and she makes her own lunch at home.

>>6573576
Godspeed, you beautiful bastard.

>>6573577
>>6573569
My Mum still made my sandwiches when I was 21 and going to work.
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>6573554
>>6573554
>Taking out a massive glob of mayo and heaping it on the lettuce with a spoon because he doesn't like how "long" using a knife to spread it would take.

And who on this planet doesn't put mayo or mustard on the bread?

>>6573559
Here you go.

>>6573596
It's perfect, Anon. Thank you.

>>6573596
MEDIOCRE!

>>6573596
O-Oh, okay.
I guess I don't need to anymore.

>>6573404
Not this shit again

>>6573248
Is that what's happening? I thought is was some fucked up dip.

The only way I've ever seen that done is with pic related. So good.

>>6573608
I feel bad now. I still appreciate you, Anon.

>>6573619
>some fucked up dip.
Queso is often used as dip, yes.

>>6573596
>wa la!

>>6573608
Sorry man, I wish I saw your post, didn't mean to make you download that video for nothing.

You can make short webms without downloading the videos, just use gfycat.

>>6573508
I need source on that raw ass chicken.

>>6570872
>>6570989
# R E K T
R
E
K
T

>>6573680
See
>>6570484

This guy reminds me of that one cake faggot on food network. Duff, I think. Long lost retard brothers.

>watching FN for anything other than Iron Chef, Chopped, Cutthroat Kitchen, or TRIPLE DIPPLE D
>ishygddt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBpviid6Ucs

The King's latest video.

>>6573596

>>6573708
>that slow-mo

>>6573708
that's fucking disgusting

>>6570076
link to that chicken video on the top?

my guess is that whoever cooked it and showed them the bloody part said something along the lines of "cook to perfection! look at all those juices!"

>>6573742
READ
THE
FUCKING
THREAD
YOU LAZY TWAT
Fuck you really want to be a lazy dipshit fucking CTRL+F "CHICKEN"
THERE
YOU DONE IT you blithering retard

>>6573355
The way she cuts the onion... jesus she is going to cut off a finger

>>6573355
>cooking space always clean puts dirty ass pot straight on the cutting board.

>>6573708

is this some kind of after school special to keep kids off food?

>>6573355

how in the fuck does she still have ten fingers?

>>6573832
shes blessed

>>6571334
>beaters

>>6573298
...over an apparently longer time and lower temp than was indicated by anons story....

>>6573367
>You use a cutting board, pieces of the cutting board tend to get into your food

Just how.

>>6573708
the salsa plopping out of the jar reminds me of a prolapsing anus...

>>6573367
>"Cheese Crisp"

>>6573382
bunny sleep in closet?

>>6570160
That explains why of the top 10 chefs in the world today, 8 are white guys, one is Italian (read diet white), and one is a white woman.

>>6573958
>attempting to use logic with shitskins
You should know better

>>6573986
Roger that, my bad.

>>6573958
>>6573986
>>6573993

Polfags pls go

>>6573958
>>6573986
>>6573993
nice echo chamber fags

>>6574019
Fuck off back to tumblr. We're tired of shitskins running around like they're our equals. If it wasn't for us they'd still be in their huts eating termites and snake assholes, yet they have the audacity to say white people don't know food.

>>6574032
how can you possibly be so butthurt about his holy shit

'waah someone on the internet said white people are bad!'

you're just as bad as the tumblrites calling the lynch mob because someone said the word tranny

>>6574039
8==D~~DX

>>6574032
Tumblrfags can also go, in fact take them with you cunts and get rekt together

>>6574048
8====D~~~ ;~;

>>6574047
>>6574052

Atleast my dick is bigger

>>6573708
thats how Salsa was born

>>6573350
Jack has a point. He chose not to act out his tendencies. If he can do it, so can anybody :^D

>>6574281
He's not the closeted overly religious married southern gay man we deserve, but maybe he's the closeted overly religious married southern gay man we deserve right now.

>>6570076

How the fuck do you burn chicken in the oven?

>>6570165

Eh i'd still eat it.

Bison is tasty as fuck.

>>6574289
King Ja/ck/ is truly blessed by the Gods, that's why. Are you in awe of his splendor?

>>6574298

He seems to have some decent cookware for being so horrible at using it.

>>6574309
I may be wrong but I think that is a temporary kitchen he was in between houses.

>>6570076
The most cringe-worthy thing about jack isn't screenshots or actually watching that train wreck he calls food, or him being a complete idiot. It's that I know there are takes that he edits out, thinking, "I can't show that, ill look dumb".
If someone can get some "directors cut" jakatak, they win cringe.

>>6574342
Lol, just watch Cu/ck/ on the Go, he is pretty unfiltered on there. You can watch him berate his son, talk shit to strangers, yell in public, laugh loudly at his own jokes, and shove greasy food in his muppet gob.

>>6574289
Dammit, I can't remember which video that's from. I remember he said that the dark colour was just from the sugar in the marinade caramelising.

Some more videos I found while searching

https://youtu.be/MhtYEjYl1qw
>Acts like he knows what haggis is, but doesn't
>Doesn't know that cream liquer is alcoholic
>Cannot identify fudge
>Pronounces rhubarb as "rhybarb". Initially doesn't believe his son when he points out that it's rhubarb
>Drinks tea through the teabag
>Literally slaps his son in the face for no reason at the end of the video.

There's a couple more promising looking ones that I'll post after I've watched them.

Anyone got the pics of Jack's Yorkshire pudding?

>>6574391
https://youtu.be/7WQmw_-YC2s
I thought this one would be ridiculous, but it actually looks pretty great. The only complaints are that Jack has no idea how to carve a chicken, and ends up complaining that it didn't go how he wanted it to literally the only time ever that he has nailed cooking chicken.

>>6570076
I learned all my cooking skills from this one man. Really though, I never would have been able to make even a half decent meal if it weren't for these how to guides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkCxXErb2Ag

>>6574437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ush-1esQ-4

His toast is amazing too.

>>6574422
https://youtu.be/gfT-nMsWp4U
He makes up for that success with this abomination. I have no words. I hope General Mills got their money back for this one.

>>6573699
You know i feel like if Jack and Ken met up together they could really learn a thing or two from each other. I mean mostly Jack from Ken OBVIOUSLY but still.

>>6574464
Ken is lame and boring. He doesn't cook or teach you how to make juicy raw chicken.

>>6574472
Um, ACTUALLY Ken has proven himself to be quite the able chef as you can easily see here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXqF6yga2-s
The omelette he makes is delicious, nutrious and fun in a way that I never knew food could be.

>>6574479
Oh great one cooking video and it's a shitty omelette. Fuck off with this fake Ken worship and bow down to the true King of Cu/ck/

>>6574447
pathetic.

>>6574453
>I got a call from Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Only a true King can receive calls from breakfast cereals.

>>6574453
no money shot of that juicy and beautiful chicken?

>>6574484

Hah peasant he's made PLENTY of awesome cooking videos here's another one where he's made Periogee a la Moundé a classic Ken dish served in restaurants across Canada.
https://youtu.be/-BDTg4LAgO8?t=394

Stay pathetic though

>>6574502
>frozen food reheated
>stay pathetic

I can't be as pathetic as you but I'll sure try, mister.

>>6574505

It's fresh frozen retard and that's Ken's own brand of pirogies so he made it on purpose so when they get defrosted during the cooking process they get precisely cooked that extra amount adding to the tastiness of the dish.

>>6574512
>fresh frozen

Lol

>his own brand

He says he buys them and they're no-name.

The rest of your post is nonsense so I'm ignoring it.

>>6574519
>ignoring hard facts

Lmao how about I ignore your post for its nonsense instead

>>6574519
>Being baited this hard

Remember anon, no one actually likes Ken. People just pretend to fool people like you.

>>6574527
>>6574523

>Being baited by counter-bait

Ho ho ho

>>6574527
I like Ken he's charismatic, fun and has great taste in all things. Maybe one day you will grow up from your dumb jack and joey and embrace a true patriot.

>>6574536
What does that even MEAN

>>6570076

What's the 3rd picture in the first column? Mixing what looks like sour cream into the pot? I must be pleb becuase that's how I stir it in too

>>6574479
>>6574502
Jesus fucking christ, does Ken pay you to shill his videos or something?

There is nothing redeeming about Ken. He's a bald lazy loser that scraped the bottom of the YouTube barrel by filming himself eat garbage, something any fucking loser could do; and his jokes and mannerisms are stale. Writes off his bogus expenses with wreckless abandon and solicits money of strangers to fund his vacations.

The fucking dude sits in a parking lot and does multiple takes on his videos like anybody gives a fuck. He's probably an embarrassment to his family.

Time to get back on track, jackoffs

>>6570484
its so juicy. Its like the chicken is still alive!
> this fucker even knows its raw. Says just microwave it

>>6574544
Yeah but he never admitted that his bison burger was totally fucking raw. He called it "rare" but... seriously look at that shit.

>>6574479
>an omelet
Nigga an faggot with half a brain can cook one. Shill

>>6574552
Apparently not since you can't cook one, "Nigga"

>>6573367
Does he have super diabeetus?

Is she Jack's new hoe? How many black guys has she fucked in front of Ja/ck/?

>>6574391

Holy shit, this fucktard actually equates burning to caramelization? It reminds me of that old guy on youtube who put flour on the face of that grilled cheese and burnt the shit out of it.

>>6574577
Super saiyan diabetes, actually

>>6574586
Don't talk shit about based Tom Willett's deluxe grilled cheese.

>>6574599
Oh sweet baby jesus what the fuck is that abomination

>>6574599
Everything is grimey as shit

Is Jack popular because he's a terrible cook?

>>6574599

I started to gag watching that video.

I pity the guy. He reminds me of my grandfather but with less than half the intellect. At least people are nice to him in the comments. Still, somebody needs to give that guy a goddamn reality check. I can cook better stumbling drunk.

>>6574601
He microwaves an egg and some turkey bacon, then puts it between two slices of bread with a single processed cheese slice. He fries it on both sides until it's slightly burned, then he puts a heaped tablespoon of plain flour on each side and cooks it even more until it is black.

Deluxe grilled cheese.

>>6574605

More because he think's he's really good at it when the majority of people could do better in a college dorm with a hot plate.

>>6574605
In part, yes, but I think most people (that is outside of 4chan) watch him because he is an "average" guy. If he is average then we're fucked as a nation, but there you go.

>>6574612
It was fine until the flour and the burning... why...

>>6574616
bakery signature taste :^)

>>6574391

>>6574612
My dad got some secondhand napalm or something in Vietnam and he can't smell or taste anything, hardly. Everything he eats is burnt or actually has a teaspoon of salt per bite to get flavor. It's really sad.

holy shit guys new ken review

>>6574628
Is this what Ja/ck/ wears when he sits in the corner and cries as his wife is blacked?

oops lol forgot to link the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWnTYkCSZfA

>>6574639
>dat sweet midi

>>6574639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUmn9QNaLvg
fuck lol wrong link here we go

>>6574641
i was listening to it and i copied the wrong link SORRY!!

>>6574437
>>6574447

>>6574599
loving the cold oil in a cold pan

he clearly loves the taste, he was eating the oil out of the pan near the end

>>6574599
Wasn't it confirmed that he's a former tv actor and these videos are neo-post-ironic?

>>6574660

It's not ironic at all when you're eating the fucking thing. Yeah though, he's a former TV actor.

>>6574660

Oh, and you're a fucking twat waffle for even using the term "neo-post-ironic." I bet you like art exhibits where a bunch of naked people get into an orgy pile too.

I came back from a hiatus and you all are forgetting the queen of cringe, /ck/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>6573608
I'm still keen on seeing the video collage of all his salsa usage....

>>6573355
Woah that was a close one. Holy shit I thought there would be blood for sure.

>>6574673
Is Sara still in the hospital or physical therapy? She had pneumonia so I heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERZ8Pqs9iU
Can't forget masao

>>6573813

My Uncle's parents are both from Sicily and he's a born New Yorker. He cuts that shit the exact same way and it drives me nuts.

>>6574678

She's back from the dead? Holy shit does she upload new shit now?

>>6574683
ha, I was literally about to post that same video!
Why is it like he has been forgotten?

>>6573508
I thought the pizza on the bottom was fat being cut off a brisket at first.

>>6574693
She's been making posts on Google+ but I haven't seen any videos out since she went in the hospital a year ago

Jesus fu/ck/ing christ

This abomination has become popular enough that Domino's sees fit to upcharge for it. God no.

No one tell the yuropoors, they'll have a field day.

>>6574826

Americans shouldn't have to take the fall for ranch on pizza - it's a Canadian thing.

>>6574838
I feel like its more of a fat as hell/intoxicated as hell thing in any place where ranch dressing is commonly prepared

>>6574848

shit, I don't know, probably. intoxicated and/or gluttonous people do love ranch dressing.

but ranch dip is an actual standard offering with pizza in Canada. you often get a ranch dip or two with your pizza without even asking.

>>6574852
That's normal here too. Some places make great ranch. I don't dip my crust in it though. No, marinara for crust.

>>6574852
Oh wow that's different. Usually here you get really hot pickled peppers or a few bullets of crushed red pepper and grated parm as your free pack-in

>>6574826
Why do americans always look for a way to put more unhealthy stuff on their food? Do they hate themselves so much?

>>6570160
Cook for me and I'll love you anon

>>6570892
He hates weed.

On one of his live shows, he went on a big rant against legalisation and for some reason was scared that a pizzeria would put weed on his pizza and get him high.

>>6570487
>IT'S LOGICAL PHYSICS!

I want physical harm to come to Jack.

>>6574962
tfw someone else watches King Ja/ck/'s live show

>>6571344

I want to steal every single one of his stupid gimmicky yellow hats and make sure there are none available in his local area.

Make a video NOW cunt!

>>6575001
Then he'd just be a sad, obese, bald loser. And he probably only has one yellow hat he wears for all the videos.

>>6573708
I was waiting for the WASTED to appear

>>6574599
He's definitely trolling.
And better than most people on 4chan as well.

>>6575029

Oh. Well we wouldn't want that now would we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo

>>6570892
>>6574962
His forgotten elder son is an avid weed smoker.
This amuses me.

>>6575060
Wait, what? Ja/ck/ has another son? Explain.

>>6574453
his fucking kid sicking on his fingers jesus christ teach your kid some manners

>>6573311
There's all different kinds of dagos. Also I think he has a birth defect of some kind.

>>6573355
Jesus. I had an anxiety attack watching her cut that onion. Also,
>sauce not crushed
>canola oil
>garlic and onion powder

>>6574683
I am loling at this fucking video. jesus christ.

also
>uh-leave oil
???
DID HE JUST USE HIS FINGER TO...WHAT THE FUCK

>>6574502
Ken looks like Maynard from tool.

As much of a pretentious faggot as well.

>>6572717

That is EXACTLY what he would say about a pizza if he made it wrong and was trying to save face in the video.

>>6570871
i shouldn't be laughing this hard

>>6575112
Mmm.
Mhm, Mhm. Okay.
NICE.
Crispy crust, just the right amount of sauce...
Oh man that CHEESE.
Getting that tang from the tomato sauce...
That saltiness from the pepparoni
REALLY good guys, really good.

WHY DOES HE KEEP EATING RAW CHICKEN?

>>6575118
>implying it isn't just juicy

>>6573311
His mom is Italian from New York, but I'm pretty sure he never really knew his dad so he might have been Greek.

He definitely looks Italian to me. The baldness, dusky skin and pug face all scream some kind of southern European to me.

>>6575069
http://www.intagme.com/gshock_cali/

He was in like 1 video of Jack's once and you could tell there was some tension.

>>6573508
WHY ARE THEY POURING MILK INTO NACHOS!? CONTEXT!? SOURCE!?

>>6573355
Have we considered that Marie may be some sort of cooking savant? If she can cut an onion like that every time without zombifying her skin every time she makes this shitty pasta sauce, then perhaps she may know more than these videos seem to let on. I mean, sure, there is no way the sauce is good, but HOW DOES SHE NOT CUT HERSELF? There is more to Marie than we understand. Have we consulted /x/ about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYBsPv_BtOE

'if you cook your cake with poison, it could poison the air and you could die. so if you want to, ehm, prank your friends, by inviting them over and feeding them poison cake...remember to put the poison in after you cook, because you could die'

>>6575130
>Nachos

My friend, those are jacks lazy man's enchiladas you're looking at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrWoa770H1U

lets not forget henry guys.

>>6575149
Henry isn't cringe, though.
It's an act done extremely well.

>>6575153
yeah thanks.

is Ja/ck/ the greatest troll that ever lived???

>>6575160
nah he's just everybody's dad who thinks he can cook but you know he can barely cook a frozen pizza.

>>6570207
At least use ayy lmao correctly, shitlord.

>>6575167
>americans say ehhh lemao

>>6573355
this right here is the essence of flyover cooking

take notes wisconsiners

>>6572950
doesn't even fucking was it.

mmm chinese factory fresh.

>>6575212
Gotta maintain that spherical body and extreme visceral fat somehow, buddy.

>>6575129
His 'company' has a brilliant facebook page. The end of the url is GShockProductions. It's full of pictures of him inexplicably hanging out with Snoop Dogg and Andy Milonakis.

>>6575130
For the lazy

https://youtu.be/fl5T5sw0238

>>6573355
These meds must be working because I've felt nothing watching her cut those onions.

>>6573311
I always thought he looked like some kind of mexican

>>6574580
Why do we think Jack is a cuck? Did they admit to it?

>>6575575
Everyone on 4chan is a cuck. I'm a cuck. You're a cuck. My newborn nephew is a cuck. If this carries on, 9gag will get ahold of it, spread it to facebook, and we'll have to put up with a few years of tweens saying "I can't believe I got grounded and can't go to the party. My dad totally cucked me."

>>6573411
Dat gross vinegar piss that dribbles out, and then the plop of shit on top

>>6573404
/fit/ i left you for a reason

>>6575693
I don't know why he doesn't stir it first

>>6575575
He's a stupid bald obese dipshit that moved from south California to bumfuck Tennessee in order to be closer to black bulls and to prevent his kid from learning sex ed (amongst other inane reasons). His wife openly despises him in all their videos together too.

>>6576337
but that doesn't make him a cuck, surely? I mean cuckoldry is just a term for a cheating partner, sexually speaking. It has nothing specific to do with black people.
I would of thought also that preventing your child from learning about sex education is far from inane probably the polar opposite.
Plz explain your thought process.

>>6576337
You're an ignorant and immature little cunt.
Back to /pol/ with you child and get a dictionary while you are there.
Prick.

never forget liquid smoke jell-o

>>6576393
Not that anon but avoiding sex ed is incredibly stupid. Especially with the existence of the internet.

>>6576396
butthurt.exe

>>6576409
HFCS is the third ingredient... goddammit Ja/ck/ how hard is it to use sugar FFS

>>6576448
Don't be silly, he wanted to make authentic American BBQ sauce.

>>6576427
>mfw Jack Jr gets Rebecca pregnant

They're definitely gonna fuck at some point even though Jack is probably a huge cockblock

>>6576462
Lol, I think most of my favorite sauces use cane sugar actually. But good ol' Sweet Baby Ray's is HFCS laden but I usually find that it has a cloying quality to it that I attribute to HFCS

>>6576478
I dunno, I wouldn't touch anyone even slightly related to Ja/ck/

>>6576448
>>6576462
>>6576479
After I tested his shitty barbeque sauce I made 4.5 lbs of pulled pork to test out Stubbs and holy shit that is good sauce.

>>6576496

Man Stubbs is really good, which one did you use? I've only tried Original and the sweet one and I liked both a lot.

>>6576478
I wonder if he has peed in her butt yet.

Does anyone have a link to the Finnish guy with the potatoes and doghair?

>>6576507
Original. I'm a pussy when it comes to spiciness.

>>6574826
But it's good. Just a little ranch on the crust.
Same with corndogs. Just a little ranch at the end of the remaining corndog.

>>6573958
>top 10 chefs
I'm not denying they're excellent chefs, but unless if that's based on total earnings or restaurant popularity on a world scale, that's hardly going to be an objective list. You have to consider those who were in charge of compiling the list and their personal experiences and possible biases.

>>6576512
You mean there is more than one Youtube cooking channel that combines doghair with their cuisine?

>>6570487
>doesnt show how it looks
>only the packaging
>doesnt describe taste at all
>doesnt mention if he likes it or not

this isnt a fucking food review at all, thats just two fat people stuffing their stupid fucking faces with stuff

>>6576670
For more, please check out Joey's World Tour :)

>"We will need x amount of this and this and this to make our filling/sauce/batter!!"

>fucking 1/3rd of it left after use unused

holy shit stop making me waste ingridients, how hard is it to make shit exact?

>>6570155
>Jack gets colon cancer and dies
Holy shit /ck/. That's kindergarten level. What happened to this board.

>>6570076
>>6570165

I don't get why he is a King? Did he call himself a king at some point or something?

>>6577018
He's the cu/ck king

>>6574631
How high is that niggas blood pressure?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2979un5g0s

4 minutes in is the real test of your rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBQesKSo0kc

Meet the most interesting man in the world.

>>6573355
i gagged

>>6577186
>Hating on based Tom Willett

>>6575050
>Have your parents cut the watermelon or roast the marshmellows
>that way if they burn or cut their fingers you can still eat the watermelon
Holy shit lol

>>6576478
Jack Jr is the definition of high test.