/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6569375

You're a goyim. Was this in Brooklyn? If so you're lucky you were even allowed to purchase the thing.

>>6569375
Maybe you should just go up the counter and ask for what you want instead of being a moron, but no you'd rather post here and blame jews for your problems you dumb twat.

>>6569397
>If so you're lucky you were even allowed to purchase the thing.
>Implying they'd have turned a sale down

next time holler l'chaim! after he says the price

>>6569375

>challah cost
>sounds like Holocaust
>what's this Holocaust?

innocent mistake OP

>six posts.
>five posters

>>6569424
Hi OP.
Funny joke. I smirk'd.

you screamed in a public place?

>>6569375
This >>6569424

You should be arrested you bigoted piece of shit.

>>6569375
I scrolled through and was confused as shit the first time i saw this.

>>6569424
Then saw this, how do you even see this shit?

>>6569375
>>6569424
Heh

>>6569449
trap sprung, he's a jew

>>6569424
>>sounds like Holocaust
no it doesnt, fuck off

Reminds me of when I went to an Israeli restaurant in SC
>Turns out this place is actually an Israeli stronghold: half the menu is in Hebrew, Israeli satellite television, all the other other patrons speaking in Hebrew
>While my family was ordering, a man walked up to the register and and began shouting in Hebrew at the cashier and pointing at us
Food was good, though.

>>6569424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ba4dwyLMQY

>>6569506

>>6569467

yes it does

hit the microphone

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/challah

>>6569375
>be me
>at local bakery to get some bread before the sabbath
>autistic goyim walks in
>looks like spaghetti is about to start falling out of his pockets
>suddenly he yells something about the Holocaust
>everyone looks at him
>he manages to buy bread and leave

>>6569959
Kek

>>6569375
Surprised it didn't cost $14.88 tbh.

>>6570255

is that what the challah costs?

>>6570272
If you buy it from a Jew. Well, not a Jew exactly. It's just a bit Jewish.

>>6570272

nah it costs about 6.5 million jews and the disappointment of the rest of the world that they didn't finish the job before getting defeated

>>6569516
what did I just watch?

Is this the birth of le new epik me me?

>>6569516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19p61hTr4QC

>>6569430

Here I thought he should be commended.

>>6569375
>be me
>Jewish baker with own shop
>place is usually busy, noisy
>one day doing my job as usual
>loud voice from the back asks
>hey, what's the Holocaust?
>place goes totally silent
>turn around to see the guy
>it's a goyim holding a bread
>tfw it's 3 dollars 'n' 50 cents
>I said $2.38 instead instead
>all eyes on him for a moment
>everybody goes back to talking
>tfw he didn't notice I was 8 stories tall
>and a crustacean from the protozoic era

I thought the joke was that everyone in the store would be interested in the price because they're Jews.

>>6571352
-5/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x90kFpVUDM

>>6571255

>>6569375

>what's the challah cost?
>"2.38"
>can you repeat that?
>"4.68"
>okay, here's 4.68
>"uh goy--err sir, the challah cost 7.98

>>6569375
>stumble into jewish bakery
>sweat pouring from underneath tight trilby
>reach for nearest loaf with hands clad in fingerless gloves
>W-WHAT THIS CHA-LAH COST?!?!?
>everyone turns head to see what unholy shit just uttered
>$2.38, the masterbaker stammered, attempting to diffuse the situation
>manmeat gives a quick smirk, unsheathes 5 dollar bill
>stumbles out the door
>K-KEEP THE CHANGE!