/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6494
He he he. Random.

>>6494
>>6495
Stop

>>6496
I love this one

Everything from this comic is gold

>>6519
What is it about these yellow comics that appeals to people

>>6521
Always gets me. I really need to return to South Park

>>6521
fuck I lost.

>>6493
This thread is like dead memes parade.

>>6504
>I'll flush it later

Are people really this lazy? I mean I know he's fat but still

>>6527
Did you stop reading immediately after that line? How do you miss the second line of that very same panel?

>>6503
Do people really find this funny?

>>6505
no, they'll say "Wow that guy looks like hitler"

>>6529
The handholding = perverted smut gag is a longstanding 4chan meme.

That should tell you who thinks it's funny.

>>6494
>Hollow Knight true ending

>>6512
you hath summomed him

>>6495
cringe

>>6524
When did people forget these lessons?

>>6513
goddammit
i remember this from like 2009 or s/th
I am old

>>6508
Lost to the filename.

>>6513
>funhostr watermark
Do you wipe your ass after you shit?

>>6497
lost

>>6535
It's not so much that people forgot, it's that there's now a newer generation that never learned.

>>6543
More like refuse to learn.

>>6524
That's not even funny, but it's very smart.

>>6529
Whomp has about 2 or 3 punchlines that get recycled forever
At least it's only self-depreciating to the author, and doesn't make you feel that way about yourself.

>>6497
>not posting the full comic

For shame.

>>6543
worst generation

>>6548
You post it

I'm just gonna post some Nedroid quotes instead, since just remembering them always makes me laugh.

>No, you already have several violins
>Give me the diamonds!
>So have I, Lord Voldemort
>WE HAVE TO MOVE

>>6496
is the pterosaur part of the "fictional" setting?

>>6553
Huh, so that's where "I GUESS" comes from.

Neato.

>>6551
I don't understand this one.

>>6523
this is my favorite pepe
as in boys club featuring pepe

>>6506
Oddly enough, for me, the funniest part of this one is not the gnome hunt, the fact that the falcon has maxed-out heat vision, or even the scolding, but rather-

>K-zOWtch!

>>6542

lost hard jesus what the hell

>>6512
R34 on barney fucking the kids mom

>>6502

Hey can we admit that Matt Furies is a terrible artist

>>6520
was just thinking the same thing. Ugly, crudely drawn, a pain to read through, and worst of all unfunny. I could forgive everything else if it was funny.

At least they're brightly colored so I know immediately not to waste my time with them

>>6514
>crookshacks saves the entire world
>snape gives points
is this the best timeline?

>>6521

>>6523

They switch sides.

>>6559
Genius

>>6535
>company made a team of superheroes in the racially contentious 1960s
>to their credit, included black heroes alongside white heroes, but gave white heroes more focus
>decades later they're still making popular comics and movies out of roughly the same hero team
>white heroes get overwhelming priority over the black heroes in appearances, adaptations, and merch because they've always had the majority of the focus
>groups in real life suggest this fictional arrangement was set up to prioritize the white heroes and that putting effort into promoting black heroes, existing or new, would mean a lot to them
>white writer of some Avengers comic 20 years ago responded to the groups making this point by creating in-universe protestors for the heroes to complain about
>protestors demand a hero diversity quota which would of course be absurd in-universe but in reality they're fictional characters (in constantly rebooting/modernizing series) whose collective purpose is power fantasy
>but hey, this white guy had the black fictional character he was writing say race doesn't matter
>also uses character as a mouthpiece for the idea that they couldn't possibly include more black people in a way that doesn't come across as inflammatory showpiecing, which seems more like an issue in the way they write than an issue with promoting more black characters
The lesson always served the point of exclusion.

It's also funny that the character making the point about diversity being meaningless is the king of an African nation who wouldn't give a shit about being a historically oppressed minority because he's not, he's just visiting a country where people who look like him usually are.

>>6568
>protestors demand a hero diversity quota which would of course be absurd in-universe but in reality they're fictional characters (in constantly rebooting/modernizing series) whose collective purpose is power fantasy
What is the relevant difference you're seeing here?

>>6494
>SunlessSea.gif

>>6570
Fuck I keep forgetting about that game.
The writing and ambiance look so fucking good and then I go look at something else and completely forget about it.

>>6569
That a group of protestors demanding that a existing black hero needs to engage in the dangerous occupation of being a superhero just because they're black or that the Avengers need to recruit people on the basis of race over more relevant traits like having decent superpowers and a passion for justice is highly unreasonable compared to protestors asking that a comic writer create or involve fictional black characters in more superhero stories.

>>6572
I think you missed the point of why they didn't want to have a "black" avenger. They didn't oppose it on the grounds of practicality, they opposed it on a conceptual level and this level is not affected by the difference between in-universe and reality.

>>6511
in the last picture they are having sex in a dark room

>>6573
Then they can and should write them like any other character who shows up regularly instead of making a big diversity deal out of it and half-assing the actual character writing because that just pisses off everyone. If they leave out black characters (despite people requesting they include them because having a black superhero as a major recurring character would be sentimentally significant to them as fans) because they somehow can't figure out how to naturally write them into their fantasy stories that's the writers being garbage, not any fault in concept or reason to shaft black characters.

I'm sure there were nerds back in the civil rights era complaining about the forced diversity of including any black people at all just because it was a hot political issue.

>>6575
>Then they can and should write them like any other character who shows up regularly instead of making a big diversity deal out of it
That's exactly the point.

They don't have a problem with black characters, they're taking a stand against "black" characters. That is, token characters defined by their skin and existing purely to fill a quota.
If people wanted more focus on black characters then they should buy more Black Panther comics instead of demanding people add black Avengers.

>>6493
Man, it's a shame OP that KC Green deleted a lot of his old comics because he became a massive pussy.

Even the famous Dickbutt comic was deleted not because he was sick of the meme, although that was convenient so he could lie about it, but because the original comic mentions rape.

>>6576
The thing is you can fill a quota AND do a good job of it. If you're a comic writer and you're told you need to write 20 pages, that's a quota. If you're asked to include a particular villain who's popular in the next arc, that's a quota. If you're asked to include a black character, you don't complain about forced diversity or half-ass the writing because you see them as a token character, you adapt to the request and make something good with them because you're a professional writer and it shouldn't be a problem. The issue isn't in what's being asked, it's in implementation, but that page definitely frames it as the requesters being unreasonable.

>>6563
>>6520
plebs

>>6577
There were several ones that referenced rape. Like that one tour of rape alley.

>>6582
Jesus Christ lol

>>6577
Was KC Green the one who did the Harry Potter comic where Voldemort is at the door and he says "Aaaaargh, let me in your assholes"?

>>6551

>>6496

The only good thing Aaron Diaz has ever done.

>>6517
I think this has been one of his best so far

>>6547
I don't find these yellow comics too funny but this one got me. Think its that parrots stupid face.

whats with all the newfriends that don't know supermega comics

Nothing is better than Deathbulge

>>6512
this is barney? why is he not bitching about tiny horses?

>>6592

>>6524
this is so goddamn rational it hurts to think about all the idiots that completely miss the point

>>6582
on a more serious note
>4 kids with autism
Fucking what? How does this even happen? Does she have a super liberal definition of autism and is just projecting her desire to have autistic children on her kid? Did she just hit the genetic antijackpot?

>>6507
>Sailor Mercury

Good taste man.

>>6495
This markedly lacks soaring Heathcliff.

>>6520
True surreality only comes to the jaundiced mind.

>>6553
I actually like this version more

>>6601
I meant, the one where it says, "I want to fuck that cat"

>>6493
Well? Aren't you gonna wish for a better butt or something?

>>6497
Now I wish I had people to play Uno with.

>>6517
Fave one, along with the box of chocolates one. Yeah, you guys know which one I am talking about.

>>6524
What is is?! A competent writer?!

>>6590
Pretty much 4chan.

>>6607
Kekkitty kek

>>6559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

>>6547
fucking got me man

>>6591
idk, they were around in 05 ylyl on /b/ I remember

>>6518
So bugs bunny is an earth bender?

>>6585
Either he did it for another webcomic as a guest comic, or someone else did it for Gunshow as a guest comic.

Anyone got that one that makes fun of political comics by having literally every body part on the guy labeled with what body part it is?

>>6582
Cruel, but she left herself wide open for that one