/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6516483
boring thread OP, been done too many times.

>>6516486

I enjoy them

Mom's spaghetti no joke
Garlic Bread
Corn on the cob with butter
A fifth of rum and some coke
Mom's chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting

Going with childhood meal and what I drank with friends. Nostalgia for dinner.

Campells mushroom soup
Slices of my uncles tri tip
English muffin with butter
Two over easy eggs
Breakfast sausages my grandma used to buy
Hash browns (shredded)
Top ramen & sriracha
Baja blast mountain dew
Turon and dark chocolate pomegranites for desert

A tall glass of Oj and dad's old recipe
1 linguica sausage cubed
2 eggs with milk mixed in
Cubed potatos
Fry it all up really well in a pan, cover with pepper jack cheese, let the cheese melt and serve
Bomb.com

2 or 3 pieces of this

>>6516483
Milk from mums breast milk, i'l finger her and tap out morse code inside her as a means of communication. Fuck your no talking rules.

>>6516483
so many peppermint oreos and milk

so

many

Why am I being executed?

>>6516641
for not understanding hypotheticals

>>6516483
All you can eat breadsticks from Olive Garden.

Let's see whose resolve is stronger.

>>6516483
spicy food, this way i have a chemical weapon to attempt an escape with

A triple gin and tonic, a blt, heavy mayo, a almond joy bar, a cup of cold buttermilk and a bible to swear I did not do it.

>>6516645
That's very harsh. What country am I in that something like this gets me executed?

>>6516677
best korea

>>6516483
Several cakes.
A stapler with 100 staples.
Bottle rockets.
Live kittens.

Staple the bottle rockets to the kittens and light them. When the guards come to see, smash cakes in their faces and escape.

Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and country gravy and texas toast

Coney dogs with chili cheese fries

>>6516483
A couple of passionfruit
Glass of fresh squeeze orange juice
Mum's roast lamb
foie gras parfait with cauliflower puree
White chocolate
Haribo gummi bears
A beer.

>>6516712
>gummy bears

Oh man, that's a good one.

If I'm ever eating my final meal I'm gonna eat 10 fucking pounds of gummy bears

I have a peanut allergy, so a batch of peanuts.

Imagine the denial of gratification that would ensue.

tatlia

only

tatlia

Sweet Sundae Ramen.
If I'm gonna die, I might as well want to.

not going to eat anything if it's in an hour. maybe chew some gum.

anything that makes me fart and shit my pants as soon as i hit the bucket

>>6517710
eloquent.

Toasted rye, with a vinaigrette dressing and one slice of blue cheese

10oz top sirloin, medium well with sawmill sauce
Diced hashbrown potatoes
6 California rolls
Asian style broccoli
A bowl of my moms pasta marinara
A jug of Sweet Tea
Slice of strawberry shortcake
A shot of tequila and a pack of Export A golds

classic steampot from joe's crab shack, honestly

and maybe a bowl of my mom's homemade beef stew

A platter of assorted sushi rolls and sashimi, soy sauce on the side.
A slice of deep dish linguica and olive pizza, stuffed crust.
A tall glass of A&W root beer.
One Belgian waffle, extra butter, and real maple syrup.
A buttermilk biscuit, butter on the side.
A slice of cinnamon spice cake with vanilla frosting
A box of assorted truffles, nothing with fruit or nuts.

>>6516483

I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle...quite the quandary.

>>6517895
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE

>>6516483

probably some cottage cheese with a few cling peaches

trying to watch the old waistline, ya know

>No activated almonds
How do you heathens even expect to get into Valhalla?

>>6518026
yum

>>6518044
Why does trigger discipline trigger autism so much?

>>6516483
I always thought I'd order a ribeye, medium rare. But a prison cook would most likely fuck it up and overcook it would probably be a terrible last meal.

For that reason i would probably get something similar to what all the other death row inmates get - chicken fried steak, pizza, soda, ice cream etc.

>>6518139

Because it's a safety issue.

>>6518170
Coward issues more like

bacon wrapped filet mignon with ketchup
3 gallons of mountain dew
tropical skittles and a green tea

"Thomas J. Grasso was a 32-year-old white male executed by lethal injection at Oklahoma State Penitentiary, McAlester, Oklahoma, USA, on March 20, 1995, for two murders.

He strangled Hilda Johnson, an 87-year-old woman, using her Christmas tree lights on December 24, 1990, in her Tulsa home. He stole $8 from her purse, $4 in loose change, and her television set which he sold for $125.

Six months later, after moving to New York with his wife, Lana, he murdered Leslie Holtz, an 81-year-old man from Staten Island, on July 4, 1991, stealing his Social Security check."

>>6516690

I'm not at best korea though, neither can I find it on a map

>>6518338

A couple others I found interesting:

Troy Davis, executed in Georgia in 2011, declined a special meal, explaining that "this meal will not be my last"

James Edward Smith, executed in Texas in 1990: A lump of dirt, which was denied. He settled for a cup of yogurt.

Gary Lee Davis, executed in Colorado in 1997: Chocolate and vanilla ice cream cups, shared with the prison superintendent and a manager.

>>6518338

>didn't give him the spaghetti-o's

man that's fucked up

>>6516650
God damn their breadsticks have no business being that good

>>6516483

Large pizza with pepperoni and jalapenos, medium rare steak with garlic mash, beef stroganoff, a fried chicken breast, a patty melt with the grilled onions and dressing, roasted brussels sprouts with lemon butter, and a banana split for desert

I'll wash it down with ice tea, cream soda, and a finish with an iced coffee.

>>6518037
Genius

>>6516700
Light the bottle rockets with what? This isn't postal 2, you don't get to keep your matches when you go to jail.

Dressed All Over chips and Zesty Mordant chips and liquor

Cheese pizza and sprite

I'd probably be too nervous to eat anything to be honest, so I'd probably go for something light like homemade chicken broth or miso soup. Something that tastes good and filling and nostalgic, but on't wretsle with my nerves and make me sick.

A warmed up watermelon, a big hot steak and a spoon

I will carve a hole in it, spread the stake in it and have my last fuck

Large well done thin crust pep pizza with potato wedges and fried chicken. lots of ranch and ketchup.

>>6516483

Probably a rare ribeye fried in butter/thyme/garlic with some paella. I'd eat it alongside a six pack of IPA and a whole bottle of wine. I'd be trashed by the time lethal injection happened and my meal would be pretty baller.

If I'm lucky I'd shit myself bad from all the seafood and make it a mess for whoever needed to clean it up.

>>6518139
It's a meme

two mushroom and swiss burgers from hardees, extra mushroom gravy
as much dr pepper as i can drink, cold, no ice
and just about as much curly fries from hardees as well.
I want to die in a salty greasy happy way.

>>6516603
this stuff is vile.

had it on a plane years ago and the though still makes me want to gag after all this time

>>6516483
a pork chop, rice and a glass of dr pepper
made by my dad ;_;
sorry pops

Nothing. I've half starved most of my life, and I'll die like I've lived. A bit hungry, and clear minded.

>>6516631

I was gonna right out a huge, hearty meal, but this would actually do me pretty good.

Manchu Han Imperial Feast. Might as well go all out.

Prime rib medium rare
Roasted Brussels sprouts
Garlic mashed taters
Glass of ice water

Chicken pot pie, a few pieces of spicy tuna roll, a baked sweet potato with butter, and one biscuit with sausage gravy. Two tall glasses of orange juice and two marlboro reds.

>>6516483
bbq pork ribs (actually bbq'd), mashed potatoes with ranch, cornbread and honey butter, and enough rum to kill me before they can

>>6519552
I prefer my chop steak with gravy

just a shit ton of hot peppers. if possible, I would like to munch on them right up until they kill me. just really blow my tastebuds out, see how high the old tongue goes before I kick it

>>6516483
Two bacon double cheeseburgers with pickled jalapenos and both onion rings and some ranch fries with ample ketchup to dip both of them into. And a chocolate malt.

Yes, for real.

>tfw you will never be given a last meal before paying the ultimate price for your horrible crimes
Please bring back the death penalty, Australia.

>>6516483
Texas, which does half the executions of all first world nations, got rid of "last meal" requests a few years ago, after an executee ordered a huge meal that cost like $40 but didn't eat it.

A steamed lobster with butter and lemon and a giant bag of M&Ms arranged into the words 'im sorry mom i luv u'

An entire home made pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream. Maybe a fruit flan too.

>>6517690
10/10 post

>>6519678
Oh, no. 40 dollars. So sad. Such a waste.
They spend tens of thousands of dollars more just executing him then they would have throwing him into a dark cell and feeding him bread, water, and Hi-C for the rest of his life.

>>6519628
>Wanting something as pretentious as the death penalty
>Having faith in law or other human beings
>Thinking a system that doesn't allow you to choose your own death, within reason, is anything more than throwaway garbage
>Ever
>Even once

>>6519497
>on a plane
did you expect anything else?

>>6519491


bullshit it's a meme you hollowed-out tin cunt!!

A salad and some activated almonds.

Im trying to live a healthy longer life.

>>6519717
>wanting the worst of the worst to be supported on taxpayer money. Might as well just get rid of them outright.

>>6519990
>Still wanting something as pretentious as the death penalty
>Not realizing they sit on death row for years on end, on taxpayer money
>Not realizing dicking around with a way to humanely stop a system designed to keep itself functioning is actually barbaric, and you'd be better off putting them in front of a firing squad.
>Gaudy
>Unsightly
>Pretentious
>A complete and utter joke

Disgusting.

My weight in mcnuggets

>>6519997
>Pretentious how? Youre the one being pretentious.
>Better than being on death row for 5 year and on taxpayers money than being on it for 50.
>It would be better just to put them to a firing squad.
>Doesnt have to be gaudy or unsightly, can be discrete.


If there is overwhelming evidence of mass murder and the culprit feels no remorse. Just remove him with a firing squad, like how he removed others from existence.

Of course the execution wouldnt be public.

I dont understand why people would feel guilty about having someone being executed.

>>6520035
The pretense lies in the idea of law as a form of higher justice. It's mostly a delusion, as far as I'm concerned the truest justice we're capable of is arbitrary, direct, and individualistic. Law is more or less this very thing, pretending otherwise. It is no higher than me beating your head in with a rock, and it's no more collectively decided. It should be seen as a gaudy and delusional facade.

As for the rest of it, I agree. If we, as a society, have apparently chosen (we haven't, it's chosen for us) that we see fit to end the lives of those who are perceived as inconvenient, and net harmful, we should be honest about it. I'm pretty apathetic about it philosophically.

It's death. It's not ever going to be humane. We're human. It will always be a spectacle. It will always be a show.
We're killing ya, because we don't want you around and don't see ya as valuable. And that's it.

Without the dick around, and with self honesty, death penalty is fine. The human race will always be complete garbage when it comes to interface in large groups. We'll always impose our will on each other. Might as well be honest. Right now it might as well be watching people suck their own dick. It's only barbaric when it lacks perspective and self awareness.

A bottle of kvass, some nice venison, a couple of truffles and a wild haggis.
I think i'd like to taste papaya before I die, too. Maybe some nice smoothie.

Garlic mushrooms in breadcrumbs with Stilton sauce
Mum's vegetable lasagne with extra cheese and bechamel on top, leafy side salad with balsamic vinegar. A few bottles of beer.
a bigass piece of tiramisu, and an americano coffee with a lil minted chocolate square to finish me off before the gov does.

>>6518980

Forgot for a minute I was on 4chan.

If I'm being executed I probably killed someone. I didn't give them the satisfaction of a last meal, why should I have one?

>>6520035

>Overwhelming evidence

The test for any criminal punishment is guilty beyond reasonable doubt. We still have miscarriages of justice. Innocents released after years in prison for crimes they didn't commit. What kind of society kills an innocent man? Texas probably has already, in modern times.

>>6518037
He really is one of the best characters ever.

almost white russian (full of cum)

black coffee
plain oatmeal

Human meat from a vore fetishist.

wonton soup
dortmunder gold if they'd let you have beer, otherwise oi ocha
deer park water
waffle house cheeseburger plain with ranch dressing
6 deviled eggs
4 white castle cheese sliders no pickle
slice of caprese pizza
6 oz filet mignon, med rare
some really spicy chicken methi mushroom or something with rice. not shitty basmati though.
6 bw3 blazin wings

I don't know maybe I could eat most of that. Spicy stuff last though for that nice tingly sensation in my stomach while I'm preparing for the government to end my life.

Wholly depends on the crime I've committed that has warranted execution.
Being in /ck/, let's assume I'm in for murder and cannibalism, Hannibal style. I choose a meal representative of the organs or meats of my last victim, prepared in a French or Italian styled recipe, with (and this is very important) a large jar of peanuts.

After enjoying my organ meat meal, paired with a fine wine, I set my plate aside and dab the corners of my mouth with a napkin while staring the guards straight in the eyes.
Handful by handful, I indulge in the peanuts. Boy, do I INDULGE.
>I die from a severe allergy to peanuts within minutes
>mfw I have the last laugh and don't give anyone the satisfaction of executing me

>>6518139
its a good way t blow your nuts off

>>6516483
1 bigass steak, rare
macaroni and cheese
peanut butter shake
1 jar of peanut butter
lengua tacos
a pound of avocados
coffee
and a shot of jamesons

My moms breaded chicken, my grandpas green salad and mashed potatoes with bacon, my dads garlic shrimp and my sisters tomato soup. If I could go even further my head chef that I work for and my staff buddies would cook it all up.

Wash it down with the nice fatty 3.25% milk and die full

>>6518686
Decent

>>6521571
>Anaphylaxis via peanuts is likely in your medical records
>They have your medical history and refuse
>Assuming they don't, they resuscitate you
>You probably have brain damage
>Execution gets postponed for no real reason for a while
>Have to live with brain damage until they decide when to kill you again

I'd want to have the last laugh too, but unfortunately it's not really feasible.

Smoked Salmon with saltine crackers
Garlic bread
Yellow curry
A slice each of pumpkin pie and cheesecake
A mug of black coffee.

>>6516712
>A couple of passionfruit

finally tried one of these recently. best fucking fruit ever.

>>6516483
Bowl of my mom's casserole
A burger with thick cut bacon and cheese, lettuce and condiments
Tamales and enchiladas with chips and tons of guacamole
Slice of cheery pie
Arizona fruit punch

escargot (fresh, not canned)

1 large giordano's stuffed pizza with spinach and pineapple

1 strawberry and custard paczki

1 cup of FTGFOP darjeeling tea steeped for 3 minutes

if alcohol is allowed:

1 bottle absinthe, box of sugar cubes, pitcher of ice water, and a spoon

1 lucky strike cigarette, filtered

10 pounds of Denny's or Waffle House(whichever is closer) shredded hash browns. 4 McDonald's hash browns. And a bowl of corn Chex cereal.

Shredded pickled carrots and daikon on the side
2 Lengua tacos w/ extra chopped onions
A Leg of Chinese roasted duck
A Small bowl of chicken and dumplings
A slice of eggplant parmigiana made with a bolognese sauce
A bottle of Orangina
2 Cups of freshly sliced pineapple

>>6523162
>>6520072

You all post made me realise the things i take for granted in life

Porterhouse steak rare w/blue cheese butter
Pile of fried clams
Jumbo shrimp cocktail
1 lump crab cake
1 nice sized piece of battered whitefish, with homemade tarter sauce on eye bread
Hashbrown casserole
1 double breaded chicken breast w/ hot sauce
Handful of fried gizzards
1 Kit Kat
2 brownie, hot fudge sundae with fresh whipped cream, chopped nuts and a few maraschino cherries
Ice cold Coke
Ice cold filtered water
2 triple shot, raspberry margaritas
I fat spliff, (haven)