/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6516365
Drink lots of juice and eat B complexes like candy.

>>6516384
>eat B complexes like candy
this is literally what keeps me from feeling like utter shit constantly

>>6516392
Try slow release niacin too. Make you feel like the fucking Dalai Lama.

>>6516393
I think we don't even have them here...(Germany) fuck this

>>6516365
>3 days
>alcoholic thread

fuck off

Monday morning after two weeks of getting drunk everyday & I don't feel like shit I just want another drink. Gonna quickly cook up a burrito bowl for lunch.

fuck i just had to barf right now i only drink like 9 beer a day for 7 years now am i really that fucked up? i already feel that my end is near

I'm on my third day sober (smoking weed though) and I'm a fifth-a-night vodka drinker. It's my Friday so I really hope I don't buy booze tonight. Hoping to keep on the wagon for at least a week. Those three day benders where I drink ALL DAY with no recovery time like during my work week, those weekends are really bad. Nice to talk about it.
OP: Drink lots of water and stay in bed. Weed might help. Maybe have one beer. If you can eat, do so. Hang in there.

>>6516743
I drink 24 0,33 for about ten years and i fell great
Stop if u can't stand it u hobby-alcoholic

salty porridge will cure all
use lots of treacle

Binge drinker here.

I don't drink every day but when I do, I get absolutely smashed. I can't have just one. I can't just "get buzzed" and stop at that.

Does this make me an alcoholic or no? I don't drink everyday after all.

>>6516978
Yes, yes it does.

High functioning alcoholic checking in, whelp for me, I'm on my third day of sobriety. First time in 3 months or so I've taken some time off, wish me luck.

>>6516978
Yes. I'm like you. I black out every time too, yet I keep drinking. I can go a week or two, but once I take a drink, all bets are off. I will drink until I pass out, fall down, or can't lift the bottle. I've said and done things that just aren't me. It's scary, yet I continue.

>>6516978
>I can't have just one. I can't just "get buzzed" and stop at that.
Yep, and it can be problematic. I'm pretty much the same way. What works for me is to drink out at bars/restaurants. I'm terrified of getting a DUI, so I'll never have more than 2-3 beers.

Usually that makes me tired enough when I do get home to just go to sleep. Or I just wind up binge drinking at home and kill a 750. It's like 80/20.

>>6516993
Yeah last time I went to a restaurant I had 10 beers... on an empty stomach.
I didn't even eat really. Just had a few chips.

I can't even go out and drink in moderation. :(
My social life is going down the drain (not that it was ever really there in the first place) but what little of it I do still have is going to shit.

>>6516978
It's the same for me. Regardless of the drug, once I start, I don't stop until I'm unconsciousness or things get terrible. I know I'm "there", but I need to become more there. More something. I desire there to be something to find beyond just being "there", something truly interesting or just oblivion, I don't even care.

The best I can do is get pretty trashed and skirt the edges of being blackout drunk for a while. Otherwise I'm blackout at best, passed out in my own puke at worst. Least I learned to instinctively sleep on my side.

>>6516993
I can't drink in public any more. The horrible scenes I've made in front of friends, coworkers, and strangers alike has kept me at home. But sometimes I get a wild hair up my ass while drunk at home. I'll call a cab or walk to a bar, and then it's another bad night of falling down, losing stuff, and spending too much money.

I can't even trust myself because my blackedout lizard brain does what it wants anyway, and that's chasing the good time that comes with more booze.

The only reason I don't drink every day is that I need a time out period every other day.
but I drink so I can sleep, wake up feeling great after like 5 hours and my schedule is all over the place.
why is life so hard? why can't everything be easy?

>>6517003
>>6517014
I guess you guys don't live where you *need* to be able to drive? That's the only thing that keeps me in check. I'm glad they really crack on drunk drivers, because if they didn't I'd be one of them daily.

I dont really get drunk just a nice relaxing buzz. I have 9 or 10 beers every evening and then go to bed. I'm thinking I should probably cut back though

>>6516978
My solution works out.
I can't drive, my convenience store is 15 minute walk each way and I try to spend as little as possible. Under $3.50 I can get feeling good drunk and don't have the urge to go back out and possibly get caught for being drunk in public.

Buy enough to get drunk. Not buzzed drunk but actual drunk, but no more. I can't buy 750ml of any booze because that's too much, I'll drink 'til I black out.

>>6517028
I was pulled over once. I was blackout drunk. Not sure how I played it cool because I have no memories of the entire night.

>mfw the officer let me go with a warning despite the fact that I was the drunkest I had ever been in my life

I'm on my fourth day of being constantly drunk. Averaging 2 liters of whiskey a day.

Pretty soon I will have to stop and I'll be too sick to eat and too scared to sleep for days.Every car outside is the cops coming to bust me. Every shadow is a monster. The spots in my vision are spiders and I can feel them crawling on me. I'll vomit up acid to the point where my throat bleeds. I'll freeze and sweat at the same time.

I didn't even know what fear was before I experienced alcohol withdrawal. Such a fun drug.

>>6516365
3 days? i've probably been drunk for the last 1000

i never get "blackout" drunk though, really don't know what it is. i can pound a dozen beers at the bar and drive back home no problem

>>6517028
I live in a fairly rural area and have both attempted (and successfully) walked 17 miles home from town after getting pretty hammered.

First time it was summer and I ended up taking a lot of back roads and slowly descending into a mindset of extreme cautiousness and passive paranoia. I'd look down long dark corridors and see swirling red lights dancing around at the end, and I began to feel like I was being watched and stalked by creatures in the trees. I was expecting to meet a being blocking my way down this road, something that was far stronger than I and near insurmountable. I wasn't doing very well psychologically at that time anyway, the few times I ended up drunk with people I knew I ended up acting like a cornered animal. I didn't trust them and part of me just wanted to get the hell out of there, this suppressed feeling found an outlet when intoxicated I'd suppose. But I did some shit I sort of regret.

Second time it was winter. Wandered home through subzero temperatures. Laid down in the snow beside the road and half fell asleep repeatedly, but kept waking up. Can't say I cared much if I died or not, some part of me hoped it just happened. But I made it.

No one asked for a story of drunken attempts to go home, but there it is. I do most of my drinking alone to begin with, so it's apt to be a non-issue.

>Wake up with unrelenting red wine hangover
>Cure it with more wine

>>6517062
>drinking wine
Why?
Not that it isn't good but it's like a girl alcoholic drink.

>>6517066
this is what children actually believe

>>6517057
>Laid down in the snow beside the road and half fell asleep repeatedly
that's how people die

you'd be better off just driving tbh

I woke up and saw this.
It was new yesterday.

>>6517080
Indeed, that is how people leave the world.

I don't even have a license, much less a vehicle. Figured I might as well go out the way I lived.

>>6517062
>>6517066

>didn't really like wine
>wanted to try it out
>know that I can easily drink 2 or 3 liters of beer so whatever, bought 2 bottles of wine
>drink first bottle of wine in an hour or so
>open up second one
>half a glass down
>realise I'm fucking hammered

Wine, man. I completely forgot that it shouldn't be drunk like beer

I have a hard time hanging out with my friends and not drinking because I get so much more social after a beer or two

>>6517049

If you were blackout drunk, how do you know you were pulled over? Written warning?

>>6517105
As you know, it depends on how you're apt to be inhibited, and what you want yourself to be.

As destructive as it sounds, it's better if you just let it become natural. I do the same thing with certain stimulants. Sometimes I've taken them in prior to a social thing, sometimes not. And it ceases to matter once you stop associating what drugs you consume directly with a certain situation because you find ways to be satisfied and other things to be focused on regardless.

>>6517090
I know that feel

>>6516365
Same here, friend.
I had to have some hair of the dog with my breakfast, because I was shaking. But, I plan on tapering it off today and going sober this week.

>>6517053
>Pretty soon I will have to stop and I'll be too sick to eat
I know that feel
> I'll vomit up acid to the point where my throat bleeds.
This has happened to me 3-4 times over my life, but only on the mornings after.

your co-workers know and theyre embarassed

I wanted to read this thread but I can't focus my eyes. So Ill just listen to music until I pass out

>>6516987
I'm in the same boat. 2 days after horrible withdrawls...good luck faggot.

>>6517121
Yes. His reason for pulling me over was for speeding.

I got in the car the next day which absolutely reeked of alcohol (there was an open empty bottle of vodka in there) and saw the written warning on the seat.

>>6517066

>Depriving yourself of something that tastes good and gets you hammered solely because it's too "girly"

>>6517066
Are you 14?

>>6517071
>>6517168
It's not a typical man alcoholic drink. They like beer or liquor.
Then again, I don't know any gay alcoholics. I suppose it would be easier to buy some warm wine from the corner store.

I havent had a drop of alcohol in almost three weeks because I'm on antibiotics. It's not as bad as I thought. I have been smoking cigarettes occasionally though when I need some kind of fix. I'd get weed but I don't know anyone to buy it from.

>>6517176
>It's not a typical man alcoholic drink.
Only an insecure fuck or a teenager would care about something like this.

>>6517176
Oh shut the fuck up already. This stupid shit oughta be over with by now, and you hopefully outgrow it yourself.

Posted by a straight guy that drinks exclusively whiskey and potato vodka, straight. You're an idiot, and obnoxious. You should also stop posting.

>>6517183
Quit getting so butthurt that stereotypes exist. I'll bet you also believe in feminism, god damn your ass is sore.

>>6517186
I'm not going to argue with an alcoholic piece of shit who lies about being manly. You're just too far gone.

>>6517187
>Quit getting so butthurt that stereotypes exist.
I don't give a fuck about stereotypes, and I'm not upset in the least. I'm just saying that if you're too insecure to drink wine because it's not "a man's drink" then you have some issues you should sort out.

>>6517193
It's not a typical man alcoholic drink, that's all I said.
You're the one who got extremely ass blasted over the entire thing, blew it out of proportion and took offense to it. You're like a woman

>do you like my hair?
>eh.
>OH MY GOD YOU HATE IIIT
christ almighty

>>6517192
>Implying I'm an alcoholic
Well, I probably still am to an extent. I can't drink without getting hammered, but I haven't drank in roughly 2 years.

If I'm too far gone, it could be said you never arrived at all. Hope you manage to catch up.

>>6517199
>You're the one who got extremely ass blasted over the entire thing, blew it out of proportion and took offense to it
When did I do that?

>>6517062
Red wine is delicious. I love having a glass or two with a nice meal. Definitely not worth getting drunk on due to the hangover it gives though

>>6517209
>Definitely not worth getting drunk on due to the hangover it gives though
just drink water

>>6517176

>I only drink mature manly man drinks for mature manly men like myself

>>6517222
But the attire clearly works for this man.

>>6517212
Yeah I know but I don't always remember to. I can't really afford to drink wine often anyway. Lately I feel like my hangovers have been getting worse.

>>6517246
>Lately I feel like my hangovers have been getting worse.
How old are you? As you grow older the body has a harder time handling alcohol, I don't know exactly when it happens but unless you're older than 30 it's probably something else

>>6517257
Im 29. I think it's because my diet has gotten really bad over the past year or so

>>6517222
ugghh poor gun etiquette

>>6517127
This is bile. Nasty yellow stuff that burns everything it touches. This is not a good sign. I've had it half a dozen times, I'd venture.

>>6517257
I'm 35. The drinking, and everything that comes with it, gets worse for me every year. Hangovers last longer, blackouts come sooner. Tolerance becomes higher. Don't know how I'll stand it soon. Hoping I can keep sober a while this time.

>>6517257
I'm 21 and I distinctly remember never having a hangover or a problem with getting smashed at 19 but as soon as I hit 20 I felt like shit the next day and beer started to make me feel sleepy etc.

The worst part is my mouth/throat after a night of drinking. Even with water, it's as dry as an Arab's sandal and hurts like a motherfucker.

>>6517410
My bile is black, not yellow

>>6517022
>but I drink so I can sleep
This

I have a really fucked up sleeping routine but when i drink it's so easy. Some beers and i fall on the bed, sleeping like a kitten. I don't even *want* to be drunk, but i rely too much on this easy way out and sleep medicines never done shit for me.

>21
>used to have hangovers when I started drinking, but they got better and now I never do
>one day, it will reverse on me

>>6517158
That anon was stupid for saying it's a "girly" drink but tastes good? Damn i must be a freak then because i loathe the taste of wine. I absolutely hate it. And not only cheap stuff that is understandable to taste bad: went on a shopping trip through argentina and chile and bought some of the best ones there - still no dice, still tasted like shit. I'd rather enjoy my bottles of my favourite beer for entertainment and taste or just down a bottle of vodka when i just want to get drunk. Not a fan of whiskey, but some days you need a sip of it. Wine? Never, though.

I could have never stayed sober without weed.

>>6517592
And the only times i ever used weed was when i was drunk anyway, never had the need of using it any other time, in fact the smell of weed is quite annoying to me.

Funny how people are different eh

dissociatives > opiates > benzos > stimulants > anything else ever > alcohol
alcohol is seriously one of the most worthless drugs I've done and is only occasionally fun in the right social setting
psychedelics are their own tier

and don't kid yourself alcohol is a hard drug just like the rest of them

>>6517643
>look at me i use all other kind of drugs because i'm a cool cat and you're a worthless poorfag alcoholic, bask at how much better than you i am

Good. Go find a drug thread then. This is an alcohol one.

>>6517610
once i start smoking my weed i absolutely cannot smell weed, it proved a little problematic when smoking in my dorm.

Of course i can still taste it as it comes through, but if its good weed you should be able to appreciate the taste.

>>6517654
alcohol is a drug?
only drinking alcohol and shooting down other drugs is like only eating red meat and shooting down all other foods

>>6516365
>be probably an alcoholic
>drink at least a fifth/day
>notice the belly fat increasing
>shit nigger, I've put on at least 30lbs in the past year
>decide to only have 2 drinks/day for a couple of weeks
>lose 20lbs
>stop waking up hung over
I love booze. Like fucking love it. I love being buzzed, love being tipsy, and even sometimes love being blackout drunk. It feels pretty good to not be under the thumb of alcohol right now, though. I still crave it throughout the day, but stave off until the end when I only let myself have two.

>>6517732
>alcohol is a drug like any other mannnn
No, shut the fuck up. This is literally the stupidest argument ever. Alcohol is unique because of its historical, cutural and religious significance that few other substances share.

So fuck off, this is an alcohol thread. Same reason we're not talking about coffee or cigarettes.

>>6517931
>it's not a drug anymore if it's around for a while

>>6517935
That's not what I said, but you're retarded if you think that alcohol is the same as really any other depressant. Again, this is an /alc/ thread. Fuck off to /b/ if you want to talk about other drugs, you cock gobbling faggot.

pity parties are for >>>/r9k/

>>6517935
You can't even read. He didn't mean that time cancels out the classification. Society has grown around alcohol more than any other substance. Ya burnt out hippie. Back2b

>>6517931
>>6517944
You misinterpret Hitchens' argument. He has publicly said that he'd be for banning alcohol if it was possible to enforce. Because of the strong cultural and historical significance, however, it wouldn't be possible to effectively ban it like other substances.

He still drinks, though, because YOLO.

Alcohol is great, but it makes me sort of have this fat tongue sounding voice, like I'm still slurring words, even when I'm sober the next day. And my balance starts to get fucked up, like I'm more likely to stumble to the side and catch my balance if I'm feeling relaxed and casual a day or two after drinking than if I hadn't been drinking. I have this swaying kind of thing, and my lower back starts to get fucking painful because the booze just makes me slouch and kills the pain, so my back's all out of wack the next few days.

I'm not gonna drink this week. The great part about it is the tolerance break and needing less beer to "get there." THe shitty part is I have a sleep disorder that wakes me up a few times a night involving sleep talking/sleep walking, eyes open kind of thing, and alcohol calms that. I just need to get used to smoking bigger and thicker bowls of green before bed. Still wish I had a prescription for naltrexone, which really helps.

>>6517931
Religious significance I don't give two shits about. Historical and cultural significance, fine, but opium (morphine and codeine) shares that trait and so does the coca plant. So can we discuss them since they adhere to your frivolous standards?
>>6517969
And this is the glaring hypocrisy of it. Alcohol:
Physically addicting? Check.
Leads to black outs? Check.
Causes violence and and reeks havoc? Check.
Sure, other drugs do this too, but the point is alcohol is legal and socially celebrated while any person using any drug scheduled to have "no medicinal value" is looked down upon. Alcohol is significantly more dangerous than most illegal drugs, it's bullshit that it's accepted over the rest.

>>6517993
Do you mean Christopher Hitchens? He doesn't do too much drinking anymore since he, you know, is dead. But anyway; thank you for clearing that up.

>>6517969
>Society has grown around alcohol more than any other substance.

Yes. But what does that have to do with alcohol meeting the definition of a drug or not? They are not mutually exclusive.

>>6518000
Peter Hitchens, numb nuts.

>>6517998
>opium
Not nearly as widespread, nor significant. If you truly believe so, you're delusional

>Religious significance I don't give two shits about
Nice try fedorafag, you can't cut it out just because you don't like it. You can't discount the fact that alcohol is specifically governed in many religions.

>Historical and cultural significance
Again, we're talking about a substance regularly consumed alongside meals. This is still an alcohol thread, not a coffee thread.

Keep on repeating the same trite arguments over and over though. Take it to /b/ please.

>>6517993
I wasn't (mis)interpreting anything. I'm pretty familiar with Peter's arguments on drugs, and that the alcohol argument is central to his (if there's already one substance that wreaks havoc, why add more?). This thread is probably a testament to that.

>>6518004
...oh. Oops. I'll shut up now.

>>6518020
>I wasn't (mis)interpreting anything.
Yes you are. You're painting it like he's entirely pro-alcohol and doesn't think there's any reason it should be banned, that it's different than other drugs. That's not his position at all.

>>6518036
No I'm not, idiot. Why the hell are you even assuming my posts are pro alcohol? The only thing I'm for about alcohol is accepting that it's simply not comparable to other drugs like >>6517998 is suggesting.

>>6518059
>Alcohol is unique because of its historical, cutural and religious significance that few other substances share.

>>6518059
It, as a substance that affects your conscious, is entirely comparable to anything else that does the same. Cultural significance is superficial.

>>6518067
Nigger what are you even doing? How does that mean he's in favor of it? Do you have the vocabulary of a 15 year old and think "unique" = good?

>>6518081
Because of the nature of his argument. Other anon said that Alcohol is a drug, and rather than agreeing and saying why it can't be banned, this anon started on his alcohol apologist bit. He's probably an addict.

>>6518086
Okay buddy, I'll spell this out for you real nice like, okay? I am responding to >>6517998
and his retarded arguments, repeated ad nauseum by legalizers.

That's it. I explained why it was different, and no matter how superficial you think those differences are, alcohol is treated differently, be it legalization/sale or treatment of addicts.

That's it. I don't like alcohol because more often than not it's bad for you, as demonstrated by the alcoholics in this very thread. But you must be an intellectually stunted junkie if you think that my explanation of certain properties makes me an alcohol apologist.

So brush up on those critical reading skills there bud, you'll need them for the SAT.

>>6518107
>you'll need them for the SAT.
Funny story: I'm actually an SAT prep tutor by profession. That's why I'm shitposting on fourchan at 4:40 on a Monday.

>>6516384
pills? or what are good foods w b complexes

>>6518107
>, alcohol is treated differently, be it legalization/sale or treatment of addicts.

but what does any of that have to do with whether or not alcohol is a drug?

Does alcohol have historical or cultural significance? Yes. But that doesn't change the fact that alcohol is a depressant. Its historical legacy does not somehow prevent it from meeting the definition of a drug.

>>6518107
Original anon with retarded arguments here.
Fair enough. I admit I have a bias leaning towards hating the social hypocrisy of alcohol being accepted over other drugs that makes me rage argue even when there's no argument. Continue alcohol thread, I'm out.

>>6518109
Sure thing neet

>>6518116
Because this is an alcohol thread. We're talking about alcohol (or, specifically apparently, alcoholics). I know alcohol is a drug and depressant, never said otherwise.

This whole retarded argument started with this jackass here who basically hijacked the whole thread. >>6517643

>>6518116
JESUS FUCK WE'RE JUST SAYING THIS IS AN ALCOHOL THREAD

THERE'S LITERALLY AN ENTIRE BOARD FOR YOU TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT WEED LMAO ALCOHOL IS THE DEVIL STOP BEING UNFAIR WITH WEED

THIS IS A THREAD FOR: ALCOHOL

>>6516365
I used to steal alcohol from wal mart but got caught yesterday. Now Im drying out and I hate it.

>>6518127

I never said anything about weed or any other drugs bro. Why are you so mad?

>>6518134
Just shut the fuck up already


Anyways, I'm day four of my bender. It's working out pretty good because when I have somewhere to be im only buzzed.

>>6518138
I used to take a couple shots before bio lab so I could be social in the groups they put us in

>>6517151

And yet I have a misdemeanor DUI for having three beers in me. Fuck this shit.

>>6518145
>DUI for having three beers in me

liar

>>6518121
>huehuehue
What's your excuse for shitposting at 4:54, nigger?

Can we get back to the anonymous confessions of hard core rock bottom alcoholics and stop the bickering?

I'll share one of my worst nights.
>get outta work 4:30 on friday
>fuck year week time to get drunk and invade/pvp in dark souls
>drink 27 beers without eating
>pass out while trying to invade townshit, probably around 7-8 am
>wakeup, somehow miraculously still propped up in my chair
>still absolutely shitfaced, still at that "so drunk can't force food down" state
>too drunk to drive, see a friend, do basically anything
>3 beers left, decide to crack one open and continue pvping
>half way through 1st beer BAM - all my energy drains, feel my skin whiten, lose all muscle strength, and CRAZY nausea hits like a wave
>bathroom is 15 feet away, but no energy/strength to walk
>start crawling to bathroom, while painfully chocking back pure bud light puke
>make it just inside to the tile, realize I cannot draw myself up to the bowl, or hold it in any longer
>start puking directly on the floor, muscles give out, can no longer keep my face off the floor
>roll on my side and just let it all go, pure bud light puke blasting out like a fire hydrant
>10 mins off straight beer puke has created a shallow pool that I'm laying in
>so exhausted, but nausea is gone, say fuck it
>pass out for hours in my shallow pool of beer puke


fin

>>6518143
My last semester in college is when my drinking really ramped up, for a similar reason. Almost weekly I'd have to do a presentation for one class or another, and I'd become a stuttering, shaking mess. So I started hitting the bottle.

Would spend the 15 minutes before class on the toilet, killing a steel reserve. I'd always try to go first, and add another 2 shots of vodka right beforehand.

At least my grades didn't suffer. It forced me to stay in the library doing work until I sobered up. Or shitpost on 4chan.

>>6517931
>alcohol is a drug like any other mannnn
But it is.
And it's even worse than most drugs.

>>6517080
>you'd be better off just driving tbh

he might, but not the person he might crash into on the road. fuck drunk driving dude. when heavy machinery and alcohol mix, it's just not worth it. ever.

>>6518352
Live in the same town as that guy

i remember seeing the liquor store I go to in that episode and then instantly feeling shitty about myself

>>6518374
What, really?
Did you ever see him?

>>6518387
no

theres a big meth problem here so there are a bunch of people that look like him

>>6517062
Just like the good old days

>>6517090
Are you that faggot with the cat?

>>6518150

Short, skinny, high tolerance, still puts me over .08.

>>6518494
>high tolerance
Sorry bud, literally has nothing to do with BAC. Any difference is extremely negligable.

Got a bottle of this to celebrate my new job as a line cook. Feet hurt like a mother fucker. Sideways because mobile

>>6518166
>playing dark souls

Wow, that is rock bottom

>>6518569
>absinthe

Reminds me of one of my favorite shots my roommate and I found at a bar in France called the "Dr. Fuck"

1part absinthe
1part vodka
.5parts citrus
.5parts cranberry

Makes you dream and tastes like one too

>>6518569
Going to post a review

I really like it. Like a lot more than I thought I would. I really want to try the other 2 she sells to see what the difference is. The herbal taste comes together really well without coming off like spoiled medicine like some others I have drank.

>>6518534

I'm aware, just letting the guy know that three beers CAN put a small guy over the limit.

>>6518569
good find. shit is good

>>6517003
>My social life is going down the drain (not that it was ever really there in the first place) but what little of it I do still have is going to shit.
This, dude. This.

>>6517053
I just got off a two week vodka bender.
>Lost my job, had to move back to my hometown.
>Looked for a job my first month back.
>Economically depressed area. No one's hiring.
>Been drinking vodka during all my waking hours.
>Finally realized 3 days ago I had to knock this shit off.
>Not eating. Puking. Acid out both ends. Sweats. Shivers. No visual hallucinations, but audio hallucinations.

Finally after the 3rd day sober, I can tolerate food. Time to get my shit back together. I normally have to drink a twelve pack to go to sleep. Been that way for about 5 years. Time to end this stupid cycle of bullshit.

>>6517519
That's a quintet of pure underage trouble right there.

>>6517090
Nice keyboard. Try not to spill booze on it, it would be a shame.
I killed the click button of the trackpad of my macbook with a shooter of vodka with violet syrup. Since then, I drink from a bottle.

>>6517053
You need benzo and B vitamin to stop. That's what they give in hospitals.
You should also try to quit the benzos fast, they are as addictive as booze.


26 days clean (of booze, I fell into benzo this time.)
I have no idea how my liver survived years of 1L of vodka/day, but my pancreas decided to quit. Welcome oily diarrhoea for life if I don't take the right amount of pancreatine with each meal.

>>6518896
3 Days sober here. When does the shitting get better? Been drinking around a liter of vodka a day for the last 6 months. How do I get back to normal. CAN I get back to normal?

Sometimes i don't know if you guys are kidding or really, REALLY down in the shitters like that. Jesus christ.

Anyway just enjoyed a six pack and going to sleep. No problems shitting, my liver and my pancreas are fine, no social life ruined for drinking (au contraire, its the only thing making going around all these boring social events bearable). Sincerely hoping for the best to all of you. Enjoy a good drink every now and then, alcohol is good, but don't let it saddle you and call you its bitch

>>6516365
Get sober. I'm 22 and have almost 3 years drug and alcohol free. If you cant afford rehab AA is free. Trust me life is better without it.

>>6519063
>Get sober
nah

>>6519042
It's not a joke. Those of you with the power and strength of will to overcome these tendencies and behaviors, I urge you to do so. I drank through my twenties, never giving a fuck. I'm over halfway through my 30's and now I have a fairly serious medical condition with my pancreas. I always figured it would be my liver if anything. Life's funny sometimes. And, yes. Sometimes we REALLY are down in the shitters ilke that.

>>6519087
Goddamn, you sounded just like me, until you got to the pancreas. I'm still in tip top shape for all the damage I managed to do to myself. I did swallow half a tooth today though.

How fat are you guys? I'd describe myself as "chubby" (5'11, 190lbs). I'm starting to get the hard round stomach and the porous alcoholic's nose.

>>6519229
My nose is fine, but I'm 5'10' and 203lbs.

>>6519063
You're only 22. You don't yet know how shit life is.

You'll be back.

>>6519229
I just hope it doesn't turn into a full blown case of Bukowski nose.

>>6519229
6'1 175 lbs, 31 yo, I've been trying to gain weight since my late teenage years.

My nose is a bit red, not bad.....yet....

>>6517192
>trying to be self-righteous about alcoholism
>in the alcoholics thread

Does it make you feel like a big shot Anon?

>>6516978
I'm like this too, but it's say 3 days a week, going through half a 750 at a time. This week I'm going to experiment with limiting the amount of glasses I drink, starting with one, and seeing how much I like the amount of buzz I get. Of course, that's what I tell myself, but then I'll go "you know, two glasses won't be much of a difference," and then three, and then I say fuck it and drink until I can't remember things the next day and feel like my body is breaking apart.

I'm 25 and have been doing this for two years, what are the chances I'm already fucked somehow?

>>6519789
You'll be okay your just a little faggot girl. I can drink a 750 and still get hard enough to fuck your face

>>6517222
>no trigger discipline
Triggered

What was it like the first time you had a drink, al/ck/?

>>6519802
I wretched from the taste

I wish I would have just stayed away

I always find it interesting reading people'a descriptions of alcohol withdrawals and the trauma of day to day life as a full blown alcoholic. As someone whose mother was an alcoholic and died from that addiction, I can look back and feel great pain for how she must have been living day to day. Maybe death was the kindest way out.

>>6519813
She was having a great time. No pain involved. She did double backflips onto my dick. The bitch was a squirter

>>6519816

Edgy as fuck

>>6519818
Absolutely. The edges of her labia encompassed my throbber. Shit was beautful

Was 2 months dry, had 3 excellent wheat beers yesterday. Don't regret it, I'll just stick to amphetamines for the next weeks :^)

>>6519816
>>6519822

I'm cringing for you

>>6519827
I know you are. Your legs are quivering too because of the deep dickin'

>>6519829
0wn3d

>>6519836
Here's your reply

>>6519840
UH OH UH OH, DOWN LOW, DOWN LOOOWWWW OHOHOH.

I am not who I want to be, I probably will not ever be. I took my trip down to cal
i
forn
ia.

We went to his house and did some speed, he said karma would pay for this deed.

I'm on the karma, payment, plan.

>>6519846
Kek this nigga is listenining to california love and speed jacking to 2pac

>>6519850
I drove my car June 14th, I drove it right on down the street. I had not had any sleep, so I ate minithins to stay awake.

You crashed your car right into me, that was two days I didn't sleep.

>>6519856
Say hi to your uncle ronnie for me

>>6519865
I went to LA the next day, I got jacked in a really bad way. I cannot tell you but... it's a long story.

>>6519867
You wanna have sex?

I sex niggaz hard like mortal kombat on /ck/ i give all you motherfuckers babalities and shit

>>6519877
I am sex.

>>6519899
Our fazolis connected like guacamole

Thousands of penises be surrounding your mouth areas

>>6519229
180cm, 82kg
not fat, i go to the gym every now and then and i run everyday. still have a slight beer belly though, this shit is impossible to remove

Been sober for 9 months. Feels good man.

>>6518352

>that guy

Oh man that really was fucked up
>his thigh bone turned to mush over the years

>>6520345
Congrats anon, the beginning of day 4 here...

It was hard to eat dinner last night.

>>6520345
being "sober" is overrated. unless you're down on the pits like some of the guys here, there's absolutely nothing wrong with drinking now and then. in fact its a bliss after a week of hard work, and going with your friends to the bar is always fun. just dont be a fag and overdo it, if you're depressed dont drown your sorrows on booze, go take a walk or do some other shit. booze is for fun moments, not for sad/bad ones

>>6519789
>>6519793
Wondered where the oldfags left after the influx reddit cancer.

It was here. :-)

I haven't had a drink in 3 years

>>6520713
great
now go to a church to tell everyone about how you don't believe in god

>>6520720
First I have a fedora burning to attend at a local reddit meetup

>>6517049
I got pulled over once too. Was pretty fucking drunk (and a little high on weed too). Was scared shitless, but luckily I had a sober friend in the car and the officer just made us switch out and she drove. They gave her a breathalyzer test, but not me. One of the luckiest moments in my whole life.

>>6520478
Wow, why didn't you told me that a few years ago? I would have never known without destroying my life otherwise, you fucking cunt.

>>6520835
>i'm an idiot with no self control and alcohol ruined my life therefore all the other people are as stupid and doomed as i was better to stay sober everyone!!!1

Your personal life is no parameter for shit. If you can't control yourself don't blame the booze and don't project your failures in others.

>>6520345
Just passed a month myself, feels good man. Cravings are still a bitch though.

Both my parents were alcoholics, my dad made like 150k a year yet we were poor growing up. Cigs and booze kill your wallets.m

Enjoy being poor as fuck

>>6516365
Me too anon, I was camping all weekend and getting drunk

>>6521499
It made me feel so bad that I'm no productive as never before out of guilt now I feel great

>>6521487
did they buy in bulk?

My typical day has gotten pretty bad. I've been buying sweet sherry because it's the cheapest thing available with the highest alcohol content. Thanks, Canadian alcohol tax. I've been chugging in the morning, then hoping that I can get through my 11 hour day without puking, shaking, or generally wanting to die before 8pm rolls around and I finally get home. I need to do something, but I don't know how.

>>6522443
Go to AA or rehab man. How old are you? How long have you been drinking, and how heavily?

so how badly have you ruined your life?

>>6518822
good on you m8

>>6518822
Nice man. I don't know your qualifications, but even a temp job under your pay grade will help more than you think. Just getting out and doing something will do wonders.

Do you have friends or family nearby? Those networks can help far more than any rehab program.

>>6522499
Life ruined me. I just eventually chose to stop fighting it.

>>6522587
>>>/wsg/636335

>>6522612
I appreciate the sentiment, but no one is cheering me on. I don't meet anyone that thinks like I do. I have no allies. Most people want me gone, and if they think otherwise at first, they'll find out pretty quick.

I've tried hard enough as it is, harder than most people can imagine and I can say that without even a note of arrogance. I'd be better off dead, I just cannot seem to do it myself. Yet.

The part about Celsius etc was humorous though. So thanks I guess.

>>6522641
So how's about you do something about it, asshole?

>no one is cheering me on
You have family

>I don't meet anyone that thinks like I do.
They don't need to think like you to be your friend. You'd be shocked to find what you have in common with people.

How hard have you tried, really? It sounds like you've given about as much effort as I do when passing a shit.

You sound like an entitled faggot that thinks the world should bend to your whims. How's about you try going out there and playing the game properly. You cry about no allies, and people wanting you gone? Go make friends, make people want to be your friend.

Stop being a shitter.

>>6522708
>So how's about you do something about it, asshole?
Can't. Some things can only be managed indirectly, you are stuck only changing your perception.

>You have family
That's true, to an extent.

>They don't need to think like you to be your friend.
I mostly ditched that thought process, and for good reason. And yes, I would be very shocked.

My life has been mostly survival with some thought layered onto it, I'm very bad at pretending I'm actually living and after a while this lack of coherence wears on you. I don't actually know much about living, its a pretty foreign world and I can't relate with much.

In the absence of honesty I tend to end up disjointed and more or less living through some crude shell personality with a "whatever works" approach. It's bad habit that I've worked to get out of. I'd like to have allies, part of me might like friends, but I'm a pretty broken person. It sounds to me like how you see the game, and how I see, are from very different angles, and we're much different players.

Sorry man. The tough love routine just doesn't connect with me, but I appreciate it. My solution to reconcile the mess is just to live how I'm good at, and I might get tired but I don't really lose much by it. I'm very tired.

Well, I flew off the wagon last weekend and drank like a lunatic for 4 days. I didn't sleep last night and that's the worst. I forced myself to eat and gave myself a b12 shot. Feeling much better now. Was at work feeling all anxious today for the greater part of the day but felt better after a while. I had two beers yesterday and I'm going to try and stay dry for the next few weeks. I'm hoping to only drink on weddings or special occasions but it's harder than it seems. It's always someone's fucking birthday. I knew I had a problem with consumption control when I would drink all the alcohol in my house and swear to keep it stocked but every time I would buy a bottle it would be gone by the morning. The fucked up thing is that I'm getting my masters right now in, guess what? Mental health and addictions counseling! In fact, one of the books I have to read and study is the 12 step program and explain why it may or may not work for everyone, blah blah blah. Fuck me.
>pic related

>>6522708
>You have family

cool i remember when you knew his familial situation. thanks anon, you're a real 4channer bro!

>You'd be shocked to find what you have in common with people.

>Juz be UR self :DDDDDDDD

thnx bro! Do u hav paypal? i want to pay u fo ur psychological session :)

>You sound like an entitled faggot that thinks the world should bend to your whims.

>Go make friends, make people want to be your friend.

people want to be entitled faggots' friends

Awesome! U r inherently coherent! u rock bro.

Please write more posts to yourself! Thanks for making a blog post to deal with your own issues :D

>>6522641
>>6522762
please kill yourself instead of bitching on the internet. you're pathetic because too narcissistic and greedy to die.

>>6523029
in denial about being a pathetic feminine shitter. kill yourself weak babby scum

>>6523523
I wouldn't call it narcissism, but yes, something internally prevents suicide. This split mindedness not just allows, but forces me to continue.

I'm out of beer and I want to die.

>>6520487
What?

>>6518352
That was a fucked up documentary. I had no idea alcohol could do that to people.

oh well
>ibiza trip at erasmus
>we drink at hotel before going out to clubs every night
>buy a bottle of whiskey with 2 other friends
>they just drink a cup and give up
>finish the bottle in an hour with empty belly
>it starts hitting me in the bus to club
>a girl is slapping me to get me to stay awake
>shatter my left pointing finger at bus door when it opens
>my friends tell me I was sitting at sidewalk, but that mexican girl who I like comes and picks me up inside the club
>security at the door tells me he is allowing me inside only if I dont drink more
>inside now, my mouth starts watering, have to puke
>running to bathroom now, trying to hold it in, accidentaly let out a little while going in. People let me pass from the line just by looking at me
>throw up so hard and wide, pretty much disable that toiled for the night
>sit on the toiled seat for hours, trying to stay awake, throw up again to the floor in the process
>find myself in the balcony of the club out of blue, looking over the entire club
>friends see me, waving at me asking if I am ok from down there
>get down, starting to sober up
>mexican girl sees me and comes, asks me if I am alright
>I thank her for help
>its pretty much leaving time
>get to hotel, jump from balcony to roof and listen some music while waiting for sun to rise above sea
>sun rises
>sunlight makes me realize my jeans are full of vomit

havent gotten ever since

Does anyone else experience the 'double-edged sword' side of getting drunk? I always drink alone and do so to feel relaxed and 98% of the time I get drunk (read; drink until passing out) it lets me feel that way and is just generally a good experience besides the occasional vomiting. The other 2% of the time involves stumbling to the kitchen to get a knife to cut my wrists or hanging in my closet by a belt.

Not trying to be an edgelord, it's just the truth. The only thing that makes me feel okay is also the thing that occasionally spurs on suicidal behaviour. Does anyone else get this?
/blog.

>>6523749
Are you a girl

>>6523749
it's a nervous depressant. it slows down your ability to process things, which reduces stress, but it also inhibits the flow of happiness neurotransmitters. it is not an adequate antidepressant. one drink at the end of the day is sufficient and ideal for reducing stress, beyond that threatens your system's natural self-preservation instincts.

>>6523749
Yup, I'm the same. Most of the time I'm good, but when I'm not good, I'm suicidally bad. Which makes me too scared to drink for a while, and I end up depressed (without having my stress relief of drinking) and it sort of cycles round again.

>>6523776
*tips fedora*

>>6523860
...what? I'm telling you about the neurological effects of alcohol. of course, if you're an alcoholic then 1 oz of hard liquor to someone else might be like 1 cl to you, but to a functional person there is actually more biological and neurological harm than good to drinking beyond one or two standard drinks, even if it's fun to get drunk. I mean, drink heavily if you want to, I sure as hell do, but I don't lie to myself that I'm supposed to be happy after tanking 8 or 10 drinks

Is there anything I can buy over the counter that will ease the DT's/shakes after a few large days on the booze? My doctor has given me low doses of diazepam in the past but they won't keep prescribing it forever just so I can binge drink.

I hold down a full time job and I can go 4 days a week or so without drink, but as soon as it hits thurs-fri I go hard. By Monday morning I'm a shaking (and often vomiting) mess.

Tips, fellow alcos?

>>6523875
grow up

if you can regularly go 4 days without drinking then you're not getting DT or experiencing any real withdrawal symptoms

>more creative when drunk
>more social when drunk
>funnier when drunk
>more passionate when drunk
>feel more when drunk

Why can't I be like this when I'm sober

>at friend's 21st birthday party
>only after three whiskeys did I learn the champagne was fucking free
>welp, time to distort time
>later on, as the party winds down
>"hey anon, me and two others are headed to (insert nightclub here), let's have go for an after-party!"
>why_the_fuck_not.png
>we get there, I have luggage with me because I'd come to the party straight from out of town
>ask the bar staff to hold it in the back for me, even though I'm sure to forget about it
>we all sit on some stools
>birthday boy is calm and collected, a bit wobbly but still his usual cagey self
>friend #1 (fiancee of one of birthday boy's female friends, poor bastard) is similar, a bit more rowdy but still in control
>friend #2 (from birthday boy's law school) is a loud, drunken, hilarious bastard spilling drinks, randomly singing and causing all manner of mischief and shenanigans
>I'm gone as fuck, can't see, can't stand, just gonna sit here and rock back and forth
>Eventually, the after-party winds down and I decide to call a cab
>Somehow, I remember my luggage, which surprises me
>get outside, take cab home
>open up the house, get inside, go to bed
>wake up next morning
>only a slight hangover, not like my own 21st when I was a fucking wreck
>sit in front of the chiminea all day staring into the flames, shit is cash
Feels good man.

>>6524068

Oh that's just the best

>plan to go to festival in the evening
>we all start drinking at 2pm
>start off with a couple of beer
>then switch to mixed drinks
>mix turns from 2 fingers wide of hard liquor to around 1/3 to half of the glass
>go to festival, have prepared a bottle with that mix and took some beers too
>have loads of fun at festival, we empty everything
>go to club afterwards
>keep on drinking
>go back home at 5 or 6 am
>wake up at 10am
>no hangover whatsoever
>continue drinking

And that was after being drunk for 2 days straight. Man it was just a perfect weekend.

>>6523895

This. I'm not an alcoholic anymore, I maybe a pont of vodka over the weekend, feel like shit no but no, DT. Because DT's are because your body PHYSICALLY DEPENDENT on booze, like you are physically deepenet on food and water to live.

Few years ago I was drinking 2l of vodka per day for a month at time until my body shut down, Hospital. Valium, lithium, until I they where sure I wasn't going to die. Then I left and repeated the process the next month, rinse repeat for 2 years.

Alcoholism is not fun.. Getting fucked up everyday is though.

>>6523691
docu name?

>>6523964
I know that feel

>>6524416
Drugged on alcohol. It's actually pretty fucking scary.

I started smoking weed everyday using not drinking as an excuse.
Will I cut back on booze I doubt it very much.

>>6518822
I hope you do.

How am I supposed to quit when I get messages like this in the fucking morning? I couldn't meet up on the weekend because I was wasted. sober gods give me strength.

>>6524449
You say "Sure I'll go for drinks" and then don't drink when you go just to show those bitches you don't need liquid courage to be awesome.

>>6524449
drink more until you can't read them

>>6524449
you can always go have a few drinks and not get wasted

>>6524577
>you can always go for a few drinks and not get wasted

No, no I can't.

>>6524449
i've flaked out on so many dates because I got too drunk too go. i drink to get the confidence to meet a girl, then i just decide to stay in and keep drinking

i once went on a first date and within a few minutes she asked me "have you been drinking?" it was like 1pm in the afternoon. i said no, never got a second date

>>6523526

>calls someone feminine after being systematically debunked
>gets so overwhelmed with emotion that he can do nothing but furiously write "kill urself babby"

Kek

So, how long does it take you to recover from a weekend of drinking now? I swear, I don't feel capable of functioning properly until Wednesday if i've spend most of the weekend getting drunk again. Where does it end? I suspect there are a lot of people here who are wondering why they feel so lifeless when sober because they never truly get back to 'normal' again- before they're back to basline it's Thursday and time to start drinking again. At least, I know I've been there and there are a lot of people who drink more than I do.

rely on booze as a crutch in social situations, but It's terrible for you

>calories & other health impacts
>hangover
>cost of drinks
>eat terrible food when drunk and hungover
>kills productivity

If I don't drink when out with people I'm just quiet and a bit boring though. Fuck.

>>6524691
don't do this. I've always thought a shot of LC would give me the courage to get through a first encounter, but I've come to understand that every single girl I've met for the first time irl is more nervous than I am, and I've gone from hellos to make out sessions on the first meeting by understanding the typical standoffishness is just them trying to hide their nervousness. It's not like I don't get nervous anymore, but I've just come naturally to channel it, spend the first few minutes of an encounter with small talk and breaking the ice and then try to get to the kind of conversations we've had prior to meeting. As soon as women can see you're as interesting irl as you are online, then you become exactly what they're looking for, but showing up drunk or flaking leaves a terrible impression. If you have to drink to have fun with a new person, then invite her out for drinks and pace yourself; drink no more than two drinks for every one she drinks, and don't order the next round until she does.

>>6525038
Figure out why you're quiet and boring, change it selectively.

Or do what I do, and rely on stimulants to cripple empathy and finer awareness. Then do whatever you please.

>>6524958
>So, how long does it take you to recover from a weekend of drinking now?
however long the time is between when i stop drinking and when work begins monday morning.

wake up and get to work in the morning, feel like shit by the time i get off, remedy that with some drinks in the evening. rinse and repeat until friday comes along and then start drinking to my usual standards again until sunday night.

i drink so much because i hate my job and i hate my job (partially) because i drink so much.

>>6516857
If you're smoking weed you're not sober

>>6517008
I know exactly what you mean. For years I've been trying to find the right amount to drink every so often to keep the drunk in check but don't start to lose it. It never works. I either lose it or drink until I pass out or there's nothing left. I want to find that sweet spot someday.

>>6517053
I've never experienced withdrawals. I guess some people just don't get them.

>>6517105
I've gotten jobs because I showed up with a buzz on and was super social. I can't even hang out with friends anymore without drinking beforehand. I just don't enjoy spcializing. And I love my friends. I just don't feel like talking unless I'm drunk.,

>>6517183
You're the one getting defensive. You reek of insecurity over one comment.

>>6524950
Face it. He blew you the fuck out pussy.

GUYS

I turn 21 in august but I've built up a rapport with the liquor store on my block and I've been using my brother's old fake id there. To reiterate, it's a fake id of someone who's not me but it works a lot of the time at the liquor store, whole foods and trader joes.

The liquor store knew me by face and stopped checking my ID, but last week they checked it and denied me. I was able to get out with the ID and no police or anything but now I don't want to go back, or at least want to wait a few weeks before I go back.

Whole foods still works and I can get good (and cold, trader joes doesn't chill their beer) beer there. But now I have nowhere to buy liquor. Should I just wait it out? It's less than 3 months.

Any advice?

>>6517176
>red wine isn't a typical drink for a dude
Where m8? It's pretty normal to drink wine with food.

>>6518596
Dr. Just Fuck My Shit Up

>>6525663

>samefagging this hard.

Pathetic. You need a drink, alchy.

>>6524950
yea m8, i'm feeling real debunked here.
keep blaming everything except yourself.
lol you're gonna die miserable because you cant' take any responsibility. Little feminine fat tiddy bitch.

>>6526263
I'm the poster you originally responded to.

I'm not sure why the other poster took interest in you, but they are correct. You don't know anything about me. You don't know what I want, how I've lived, what I've done, what kind of "responsibility" I take. To top it all off, you don't even know if I drink.

You've immediately gone on the assault when someone even slightly questioned you. Maybe you ought to learn to take responsibility for your own place in things.

>>6522482
I'm 28, and I've been drinking about a bottle of sherry every day now for the last couple of months, but I've been drunk every night for about a year.

>>6517008
Holy shit dude this is spot on

>>6524435
Was it Drugged: High on Alcohol? I watched that last night....Jesus fucking christ that fucking kid/

>>6526263

Cry more babby, please write more projecting "how to fix ur life" posts! People really want to take advice from neckbearded rageaholics who are scared of women and have such sensitive emotions that they blow up at the first sign of being defeated in intellectual discourse. You faggot

Man I sure wish I had some tasty booze right about now, make my tongue tingle and my senses fade just enough to chill out in the late night. Too bad I leave work too late tonight to grab a good bottle of Spanish brandy.

have you become the liquor yet?

>>6518249
>>6518143
jesus, for an introvert, college can really be a breeding ground for alcoholism. it's scary how much easier it was for me to feel motivated to go to the library and study when i was hitting the sauce—partly because i woke up shaking every day at 5:00am, then had nothing better to do but drink and slog away at schoolwork.

>>6528303
Fuck off Mr. Lahey

>>6517053

That was me the last 2 months....Had to quit drinking after a breaking and entering,and waking up on someones roof.Both in less than a week.Its never just a couple drinks and Im satisfied,no I drink to fall down and not remember anything.I couldve fallen off that roof and broke my neck and died.So that was my wake up call..I laid in bed shaking,hallucinating,puking,couldnt sleep but when i did I had the horrible nightmares..Im thankful I didnt have the seizures.I fell off the wagon last week and ended up with a broken phone...Fuck booze.Never doing that shit again.

How exactly does one even manage to stay drunk for 3 days straight?

>>6529130

Bam Margera couldnt even do it.

>>6518166

Light beer is always your worst enemy when it comes to casual drinking. Also,pace yourself faggot.

ayy im new here, does /ck/ do beer threads? where are my beer hipster friends?

come to the uk and have a fry up with the lads

literally the best hangover cure.. all dat grease mane

>>6518166
kek'd, you've got a knack for writing

I just don't understand how some people can be these lifelong alcoholics and get shit faced everyday of their lives. A friend and I had a kind of crazy summer where we were literally drunk everyday for two or three months and it just came to a point where I felt my health was starting to be jeopardized and I needed to quit. Alcohol is so hard on your body. I just don't understand how people keep it up.

It's Friday night here in 4chan's most hated country. Post your favourite drinking songs and let's pretend that everything will be okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-V4ULMUZA
http://genius.com/The-smith-street-band-surrey-dive-lyrics

>>6516365
I started drinking on Monday.

Pic relevant - Me 8 hours ago

>>6523776
>>6523866
Does it mean that mean drunks process to be kind when sober?

>>6523964
>>6524423
I too know that feel.

The first thing alcohol does to me is making me dumb, like inhibiting my intelligence. Then, all I can rely on to function are feelings, emotions, spontaneity and creativity, which are otherwise clouded and dulled by my intellect and its thoughts.

The only way I found to approach this state of mind is through mindfulness meditation.

>>6529258
You're just a pussy.

>>6529247
is it possible to have a fry up with the lads outside of the uk

asking for a friend

>>6529029
you gonna help me bottle these?

>>6517096
The worst hangover and night I had was after chugging 2 bottles of port. Never again, never ever again. I can't even smell wine anymore.

>>6516365

>>6525797
Wait until August underage minor fuck face. Wtf is wrong with you

>>6526892
That's the one mate

>>6529029
>Ricky ever calling him "Mr."
Come on man

>show up to work mildly intoxicated every day
>watch sober but incompetent co-workers get fired because of laziness or stupidity

Been on a 3 day bender,,,,have work off tomorrow...probably going out again...starting to have trouble with my feels

>Why wont she love me /fit/.....why?

>>6529219
Giant slayer is some heavy shit. Really smoky and a sixer i got once was extremely foamy

>>6531606
Liquor kills gains brah. She won't love you because you're not swole enough. Lift until she loves you.

>>6530786
>21
>minor

lmao

extreme lightweight here. whats your guys' main symptom of being affected by alcohol?

mine is numbness when touching my face/arms. i get this after like 2 shots

>take shot glass
>pour exactly 1.5 oz of Ketel One in
>there's still some glass remaining above it
>fill the rest with dry vermouth, til the shot glass is about to spill
>pour onto ice
>swirl around a bit
>pour into martini glass

This is how I vodka martini.

I got escorted out of a movie theatre by four cops last night for passing out in the middle of Paul Blart: mall cop 2 lol. Actually it wasn't the middle, the movie had been over for a long time, I just kept sleeping. Shit movie BTW. They weren't rude with me, they just said I seemed like a nice person but they could tell I'd been drinking and didn't want me on the road, they sent me up front to call a cab. It could've been much worse but when I woke up with no car or booze (still in the abandoned car) I started thinking I might have a bad drinking problem......

>>6533447
Also the fact that I was drinking liquor alone in my car with a.m. radio blaring and watching mall cop 2 on a Friday night, I think its time to give this drinking game a break.

This is probably NOT the right place to ask...but I feel myself slowly slipping into alcoholism and I don't want to live that life. But I fucking love drinking guys.

How do I manage this shit? Is it even worth trying, or should I just stick to coffee and weed? I can feel the devil's breath on my neck every time I drink.

>>6533470
Not worth it. Its expensive. It has its short term benefits but it kills you. Its fun, it can get you laid and help you make friends. Then eventually the party ends. You wake up and realize you no longer have any friends, you aren't having a healthy sex life, you spend a fortune on shit booze and junk food, your apartment looks like an indoor ghetto and your parents are disappointed in you.

No.