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>> No.6514491

maisie

>> No.6514493

>>6514491
good lad

>> No.6514495

>>6514488
look wrank tbh

>> No.6514496

first for /cum/

>> No.6514497

i want to put my face in it

>> No.6514500
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>British 'food'

>> No.6514501
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>> No.6514502

>>6514488
who enochs here?

>> No.6514503

just sitting down for a toast sandwich lads. went white granary white today tbh

>> No.6514504
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alri lads

>> No.6514506

>>6514488
at least it's not wrapped in fucking newspaper

>> No.6514507

curry tbh lads

>> No.6514508

>>6514503
brown for starters
white for desert

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>>6514488
4 u bruv

>> No.6514511

>>6514501
>no cup of tea
>hash browns undercooked
>no mushrooms
>no tomato
>no potato cakes

>> No.6514512

looking for a sissy brit bf who will cook for me

>> No.6514518

>>6514501
poor egg to sausage ratio tbf

>> No.6514521
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>southerners will never understand

>> No.6514522

>>6514512
No ur uggo!

>> No.6514524
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6514524

post scons

>> No.6514526

we don't serve your kind in here

>> No.6514531
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WIGAN KEBAB

>> No.6514532
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>>6514521

>> No.6514533

>>6514521
>not sprinkling grated cheese on that mudder

>> No.6514534
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>>6514488
Just needs a splash of Daddies Sauce to make that perfect

>> No.6514536

>>6514521
>tfw southern and really like gravy on chips
>tfw made a load of northern friends because of it

>> No.6514539

>>6514524
thats a biscuit you crazy british man you

>> No.6514542

>>6514531
Lovely looking barm. What pie filling?

>> No.6514543
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>>6514521
curry>gravy

>> No.6514547

>>6514542
meat and potato m8

>> No.6514553

>>6514488
>British food thread. Starts thread with Belgian potato dish.

>> No.6514554
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>>6514543
>south
>polystyrene
>curry sauce
>fork not made of wood

This is exactly why The North is masterrace

>> No.6514557

>>6514553
>Belgian potato dish
American freedom food tbh

>> No.6514561

>>6514501
You literally could NOT sell that at even the most decrepit bus station or truck stop in North America. The beans would go over in Quebec however.

Standards. We actually do have them.

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>>6514553
Wrong my American friend.
They are not Belgium fries.
What you call "French fries are actually Belgium fries.
OP's pic is of chips.
>nice try thundercunt.

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>>6514547
chips + potato pie = winning

proud of u m8

>> No.6514565

>>6514561
>americans complaining about quality
>their cheese is literally made of rubber

>> No.6514566
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But seriously
>British food

>> No.6514567

>>6514566
american food is much worse tbh

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>> No.6514569

>>6514565
American cheese is meant to be melted tbh

>> No.6514570
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>>6514561
>muh Double Down

Try again, son.

>> No.6514574

>>6514569
still tastes like shit

can't beat a bit of mature cheddar

>> No.6514575

>>6514568

>no coloring or preservatives
>american

Pick one

>> No.6514576

>>6514568
what the fuck is chip sauce

t. American

>> No.6514577
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6514577

cheeky fucking dandos lads

>> No.6514579

>>6514577
More like poverty stricken dandos

>> No.6514580
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>> No.6514582
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>>6514580
>Americans

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>>6514577
Is that anything like Halal Fried Chicken?

Asif in there is a bro. Always with the extra firewings for free.

>> No.6514584

>>6514570

>It's just a chicken cordon bleu you eat with your hands

>> No.6514586

>>6514568
is this seasoned salt or something?

>> No.6514587

>>6514580
there is literally nothing wrong with spray cheese

>> No.6514590
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fancy a cheeky kebab lads

>> No.6514595

>>6514586
Yes

>> No.6514596
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>chippy with generic pleb name

>>6514590
im so hungry now even though i just had dinner
don't make me walk to the chippy and buy one m8

>> No.6514598
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>>6514584
>making these obese excuses

>> No.6514603

>>6514554
I love that the signs just say THE NORTH like it's some far off uncharted hinterland.

>> No.6514606
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>> No.6514610

>>6514598

>Implying the UK isn't nearly as obese as the US.

But I guess if you eat a few toast sandwiches a day, that makes it okay, right?

>> No.6514612

>>6514606
is that a parma m8

looks fucking delcious

>> No.6514617
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>>6514603
Live in London now, but love driving home to see my family, following signs up the A1 that just say "THE NORTH"

"Not London; We are one people, we are one place"

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>>6514543

>> No.6514627
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>>6514610
>nearly
so you admit America is fatter, and yet you're criticising Britain for its fatness?

That's some powerful self hate america m8. Time for some of that therapy you chaps swear by I'd say. (and diabetes treatment, obviously)

>> No.6514639

Americunts are in a constant state denial. They're always try to deflect away from their own inadequacies and shortcomings by constantly shouting down and insulting anyone from another country.

It's as if the entire fucking lot of 'em are pumped full of autism inducing chemicals. Oh wait...

>> No.6514640

>>6514606
That looks like the muck that falls out of a goats vagina a few minutes after it gives birth. What the hell is wrong with you people?

>> No.6514648

>>6514577
I wouldn't risk being shot in the head by Yugoslavian hitmen

>> No.6514650

>>6514606
Parmo is god tier

>> No.6514663
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>> No.6514677
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>>6514663

>> No.6514694
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>>6514677

>> No.6514710

>>6514488
>no batter bits in the chips

1/10 would not eat

>> No.6514724
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Which is worse, Korean or UK?

>> No.6514725

>>6514724
UK hands down

>> No.6514751
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>> No.6514760

>>6514603
>>6514617
Don't the signs just say "LONDON" on the way South?

>> No.6514794

>>6514639
kek

>> No.6514797

>>6514724
Ayy, the Japanese shitposter posts on /ck/ too.

>> No.6514832

>>6514543
curry goes better with bread tbh

>>6514724
well we at least don't drink fermented human shit so there's a plus for us

>> No.6514837
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6514837

Nth for Lord Craven.

>> No.6514841

>>6514496
>/cum/

Fuck off yank.

>> No.6514844

>>6514501
>No black pudding

Fuck off Rorke.

>> No.6514846
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6514846

If you didn't have a Sunday dinner today, you are a paki.

>> No.6514849

>>6514524
Why is there jelly on that biscuit?

>> No.6514853

>>6514542
That's a cob lad.

>> No.6514855

>>6514846
>no stuffing
why even bother

>> No.6514860
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>>6514539

Fuck off yank.

>> No.6514865

>>6514543
Fuck off Brum.

>> No.6514874
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>>6514553
What's a Belgian?

>> No.6514878
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>>6514561
>Muripoors
>Having food

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>>6514570
>I will never taste the Colonels sauce

>> No.6514884

>>6514501
>no black pudding
>hash browns (not even cooked through)
>too many beans
>No tea
>no hp sauce
>toast on plate instead of on the side
>no fried bread
>no toms or mushrooms

3/10

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>>6514583
I always preferred KFC.

>> No.6514887
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Bumping with Yorkshire food. Fuck the rest of Britain. Devolution when?

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>>6514610
>He doesn't enjoy a cheeky toast sandwich with the lads

>> No.6514896

>>6514577
>dandos
That cheeky cunt m8 she died for our sins.

>> No.6514897

>>6514639
Actually a recent study came out saying that having your dick cut up increases your chance for autism and anger problems.

>> No.6514899
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>> No.6514902

>>6514663
>>6514677
>>6514694
The best dessert ever.

>> No.6514905

>>6514855
>Stuffing
>With beef

What sort of degenerate gave birth to you?

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>> No.6514914

>>6514908
Funny that's what I called your mum when she was giving me a willie whisper.

>> No.6514921

>>6514899
Is that any good?

>> No.6514923
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>>6514914
Ya must'a sounded like a right divvy then. Anyway, mi mam wunt a dun nowt wi thee.

>> No.6514936
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>>6514921
Most people I know just make rhubarb crumble but apparently it's quite versatile.

http://britishfood.about.com/od/introtobritishfood/ss/Yorkshire-Forced-Rhubarb-History-Facts-And-Recipes_1.htm

>> No.6514940

>>6514575
It's mostly MSG, so it's American

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>> No.6514978

>>6514521
Fuck u m8y Daan here we got some pucka fish n chips. All them mainland wankas can toss off with their "fish and chips" but anywhere along the coast is decent

>> No.6514988
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There used to be nothing better than to be sat in the beer garden of a country pub on a sunny day with an ice cold beer and scampi in a basket.

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>>6514878
>kraft

>> No.6515045

>>6514760
>Don't the signs just say "LONDON" on the way South?
They mostly say "THE SOUTH".

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Is this a Britfag containment thread?

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>> No.6515065

>>6515048
You should diversify into some more esoteric constants.

>> No.6515068
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these smell like granny's cupboard

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>> No.6515073

>>6514561
Ah shut up you dumb shit yank.

Your reactions to anything that's not your own "culture" as if you had any is always the same. Get out of your own fucking ass for once.

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>> No.6515077

>>6515071
ONE (1) SKRIMP

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>> No.6515089
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>>6515082
>Beef "Well"ington
>it's cooked medium rare

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>> No.6515123

>>6515089
That's a new one.

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>>6515082

Oh wow.
British cuisine confirmed to be objectively inferior to tex-mex... 0_0

>> No.6515140

>>6515076
>>6515063
I want this inside of me.

>> No.6515150
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>>6515089
It's called beef wellington after the wellington boot and originally, they used these boots as a casing instead of pastry. It would be filled with the beef and baked in an oven. When cooked, the meat was scooped out and the boot discarded (they didn't eat it).

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>>6515063
I want to dive into this pool in Flavortown

>> No.6515222
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>>6515076
Flavourtown UK

>> No.6515224
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>> No.6515227
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>>6515224
Money!

>> No.6515228

>>6515222
It would be "Flavorton-on-Sea"

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>> No.6515245

>>6515089
actually looks nice, better than the few times I have tried to make it, sear, then roast until desired degree of "donness" let rest, then wrap in dough and bake. A big chance of screwing it up, at any stage. but usually served at Christmas. you use a hunk of beef tendeloin, a big investment for most people (no you can not use "eye round") Holidays are frought with peril anyways, why risk a spectacular f up. Better a larrge "chuck" roast, slow baked, with yorkshire puddings.Honestly? never much cared for beef, hog, or deer tenderloin. most expensive and most tasteless cut there is.

>> No.6515250

>>6515123
not op, but that is what I saw in the mirror every day when just got up. pretty good. thanks op.

>> No.6515343

>>6514846
i had to live in england for work for 1.5 years.

I like british food. Not to have everyday, but there is nothing wrong with a good:
fish and chip dinner
sunday roast
yorkshire pudding
sausage roll
pies and mash
ale
peas
etc...

I

>> No.6515353

>>6514501
Why do britbongs shit on Americans for being fat but this is just a huge plate of starch and sugar.

>Canned beans
>Soggy hasbrowns (WTF?)
>Can't tell if that's ham or inferior britbong bacon
>Cuts toast in half like a retard

It looks like shit. Honestly, there are diners in America that would serve a better plate at 4:00AM.

OI BUT ME MUMSIE MADE ME A TOAST SAMMICH YEAH? GR8 FOOD INIIT M8

>> No.6515360

>>6515353
also, while I was working in england for the 1.5 years I will admit that overall they are thinner than americans, but they have more than their fair shair of fatasses

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>>6514521
Love me chicken, chips n gravy. Gravy on chips is heavenly

>> No.6515383

>>6515076
Fuck me that is genius. Brekky inside a yorkie

>> No.6515423

>>6514569

I don't think you can kill it with fire

>> No.6515439

>>6514539
It's a fucking scone

>> No.6515445

>>6514603
It is.
Fuck the North with your gravy and chips and pease pudding.

>> No.6515448

>>6515063
Northern monkey with beans and gravy

>> No.6515453

>>6515353
Americans truly are the scum of the Earth.

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>>6515453

>> No.6515606

Bunch of savages every picture of fries has been oily soggy and covered in shit to probably mask how fucking shit tier british 'fries' are.Better off boiling them you fucking savages.

>> No.6515615

>>6514521
nice meme

>> No.6515680

Im so damn hungry all the time, I just want to eattttt

>> No.6515686

>>6515353
>sugar
>bad

Fatty detected.

>> No.6515688

>>6515680
So eat something.

>> No.6515694

>>6515680
I'm rarely hungry, how do I increase my appetite? I already eat a carb heavy diet and fatties tell me that carbs are supposed to make you hungry more.

>> No.6515707

>>6515688
Its nearly 4 in the morning. I only really have bread left

>> No.6515722
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>mfw my mum makes potato omlette with chorizo and cheese

>> No.6515729

>>6514561
Are you fucking stupid? Full english/irish breakfasts are pretty damned popular in diners on the East Coast.

Get some taste then come back.

>> No.6515732

>>6514587
Unless you actually like food that isnt over-processed to hell.

>> No.6515738

>>6515125
Have you ever even tried it? If not, shut the fuck up.

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>>6514501
>No black pudding

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>>6515722

>> No.6515765

>>6514567
Coming from a country that faced wide scale starvation because a crop they imported from the Americas was hit with a bad bug, that's not saying much.

>> No.6515769

>>6514627
The words 'Pot' 'Kettle' and 'black' come to mind.

>> No.6515782
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Best cuisine I had in Britain? Came from Scotland. And it was a Chinese all-you-can-eat.

>> No.6515888

>>6514488
Why are they so stubby? I feel sad for you.

>> No.6515898

>>6514531
Carbs: The Meal
Part III- The Revengening

>> No.6516084

>>6515490
Case in point.

>> No.6516507

>>6515071
This may have been served in Britain, but it certainly doesn't represent British food.

>>6515078
Wimpy's always look depressing as fuck; the name doesn't help.

>>6515121
That brekky looks shit-tier.

>>6515224
Grotty as fuck tbh.

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>>6515898

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it's better to keep beans seperate

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>tfw I've had this breakfast

;^)

>> No.6516528

>>6515782
jimmy chung? that place is real good m8

>> No.6516531

>>6515782
>going to buffets

Into the trash your opinion goes.

>> No.6516533

>>6516509
No butter in the cob
disgusting.jpg

>> No.6516534

>>6516522
i'm jelly, i might have to cook myself breakfast now

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>>6514488
lolz

>> No.6516574

Someone HAS TO have the picture of the chip shop beef tartare. I can't find it anywhere.

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>>6516574
This is the closest I could find. There has to be more!

>> No.6516657

>>6516583
What the fuck?

>> No.6516687

>>6516583
That's thesaddest attempt at steak tartare I've ever seen.

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>>6516687

>> No.6516734

>>6515125
lol so true, this thread has given me a headache from reading it in these annoying as fuck british accents, and not one picture in this entire thread looks more appetizing than $4 worth of tacos from the truck around the corner.

Wish the muslims would go ahead and take over completely, at least your food might stop looking like bland crap.

>> No.6516751

>>6516734
rude tbh

>> No.6516758

>>6514960

Made in Stockport you dick

>> No.6516761

>>6514488
aw fuck you now I have to go past the chippy on the way home from work

>> No.6516762

>>6516528

Jimmy Chung is wank. Went there with my ex and it was all sorts of disappointment and ruined the weekend for me. Also, she was a bitch.

>> No.6516766

>>6514896
this post

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Not much actual curry in this thread

In Manchester there's this place called the This n That

it's more of the homemade style of curries you get from india/pakistan/whatever compared to the mainstream stuff you get in restaurants

this review has more pictures: http://www.manchesterconfidential.co.uk/food-and-drink/indian/thisnthat-cafe-reviewed

>> No.6516805

>>6514501
>no black pudding.

Still, this is fucking porn to us lot.

>> No.6516808

>>6514531
Pukka pie batch.

Why have I never thought of this.

>> No.6516817

>>6515076
10/10

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Anything posted in this thread, never seen anything better in US, and I've been roaming the states because of work trips for a total of year and half.
Obviously excluding high-end restaurants, I'm neither brit or 'murican.

>> No.6516901

>>6514896
fucking lol'd

>> No.6516911

>>6514568
Red Salt is GOAT

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God save the Pea Dog

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>> No.6516925

>>6515068
Sounds like a euphanism

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>>6515353
>inferior britbong bacon
come on now fat lad, let's not be stupid

>> No.6516936

>>6516923
Mmm

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>>6515782
"Last time I was there they had one takeaway restaurant which was a Chinese, called "Bon Appetit".

-Frankie Boyle on the Scottish town of Coatbridge

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>>6516923
pink slime ;_;

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>>6516915
posh version

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What is this next to the Iron Brew? shepherds pie?

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>>6516522
That looks lush but I don't like bone marrow

>> No.6516997

>>6515353
>Why do britbongs shit on Americans for being fat but this is just a huge plate of starch and sugar.

Cos you don't eat it everyday you pleb.

Nowadays it's not even a weekend thing but an ocasional treat.

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>> No.6517259

>>6516997
Just ignore him and he'll go back to shooting up a school. There's no need to waste good logic on an American.

>> No.6517274

>>6514760
The say "THE SOUTH" or "THE SOUTH WEST", but most northerners never leave the street they were born in so wouldn't know that.

>> No.6517290

>>6515150
That is so fucking stupid. But nice try.

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KING OF HOT DRINKS

BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV BOV

>> No.6517367

Chinese curry > indian curry

prove me wrong.

>> No.6517502

>>6516519
An American Britboo made this

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>>6515222

>> No.6517534

>>6517259
>Brits
>Logic
Pick one.

>> No.6517539

>>6516512
"use the sausage as a breakwater"

>> No.6517554

>>6516984
Looks like a haggis neeps and tatties pie.

>> No.6517653

>1 part whipped butter
>1 part cooked marrow
>???
>Some pumpernickel

Heaven.

>> No.6517685

>>6517367
Thai curry > Chinese curry > Indian curry

prove me wrong, fight me

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>>6514797
>korean cuisine is kinda awful
>MUH COREAN OPPRESSION

>> No.6517939

>>6514542
>>6514853
>>6516808
yep its a cob.

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>>6517909

>> No.6518083

>>6514988
Fuck that looks tasty, haven't had scampi in a while

>> No.6518313

>>6515055
File name made me giggle. Also I'd bang her.

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>> No.6518592

>>6514583
Funny how it's always the shittiest looking shops that advertize halal food

>> No.6518598

>>6516519
>mayonnaise
Fucking frog

>> No.6518603

>>6517344
>beef that you can drink
Has a greater invention ever been made?

>> No.6518817

Who is Englands guy fieuri?

>> No.6518827

>>6514846
that looks fucking fantastic. nice Yorkshire pudding. mmmm that all looks sooo good. would kill for a plate of that right now.

>> No.6518844

>>6516583
that looks fucking horrible. just horrendous. what in the ever loving fuck would you serve that for. >>6516711 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>6516711

>> No.6518859

>>6518817
Heston Blumethal

>> No.6518867

>>6518859
Really?

>> No.6519084

>>6514524
scones with jam and clotted cream was by far the best fucking thing i had in that entire country

>> No.6521083

>>6516823
Congrats, you have a horrible pallet and shit taste in food, you should be proud.

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>eat like children
>speak like children
>act like children

Were the British ever respected? Will they ever be relevant again?

>> No.6521147

>>6515353
>fried breakfast
>sugar

>> No.6521266

>>6521147
go look at the ingredients on your canned beans retard, that is if they haven't already switched all labels to arabic by now.

>> No.6521320

>>6521266

Yes, and?

Haricot Beans (51%), Tomato Puree (33%), Water, Modified Maize Starch, Salt, Seasoning (Salt, Onion Powder, Paprika, Rapeseed Oil, Clove Extract, Cinnamon Extract, Paprika Extract, Flavouring: Chilli, Capsicum Extract, Garlic Oil).

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>>6518817

>> No.6521344

>>6521320
nice cherry picking tardo, 90% of canned baked beans contain a lot of sugar, typical peasant

>> No.6521346

>>6521266
>arabic
Pakis speak Urdu, you wankplank

>> No.6521354

>>6521346
I was insinuating muslims, in your area the mojority speak arabic, that is the language your children will be taught in school.

>> No.6521360

>>6521320
>Rapeseed Oil

TRIGGERED

>> No.6521368

>>6521354
Come on nigga you lost

>> No.6521387

>>6521368
actually I don't have to interact with muslims practically ever soooo...good luck with your sharia law

>> No.6521396

>>6521387
i'm not even the same person dumb dumb. cmon listen to tone fuckwad

>> No.6521414

>>6521396
You're in a brit thread defending brits, your either a brit throwing "niggas" out to sound different or you actually use the word "nigga" so either way you are worthless.

>> No.6521424

>>6521354
>entire swathes of your country bigger than all of the UK in land area are entirely Spanish speaking
You're right, if your country is the future we have to look forward to then we done fucked up

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>>6515490

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>>6514521

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>>6514860

>> No.6521455

>>6521424
pls give me an example without bringing california into it, we are all ready for CA to be completely leveled by an earthquake at this point.

>> No.6521469

>>6521455
You realize your country is like 20% Hispanic right, the majority of those in the south, not even including all the spics and mixed-race blacks who call themselves white for some reason

>> No.6521490

>>6515077
thats why you are obese murrica

>> No.6521491

>>6521469
I live in the thick of it and I can assure you, it is no where near as concerning as what is happening to the UK, Spanish is not the main language any place in the US, maybe unofficial in southern Cali, mexican children are teaching their parents english, and overall as a race, they are decent people, I would take them over your muslim infestation any day. Keep defending your country peasant, I'll be back later I have business to attend to.

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>>6515738
>>6516751

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>no munchie boxes in this British thread yet

If there's enough enthusiasm I'll dump my munchie box folder

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>>6521491
>5% muslims
>worse than 20% spic + ?% black/mixed
okay mate

>mexican children are teaching their parents english
That's not what I've heard

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>> No.6521546

>>6521491
Yeah, that post office ain't gonna shoot up itself, right?

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>> No.6521619

>>6516923
Behold, the reason that 18-25 year-olds hate Jamie Oliver.

>> No.6521661

>>6521505
>>5% muslims
>>worse than 20% spic + ?% black/mixed
yes actually, it is, our immigrants for the most part want to make a life for themselves and their family, yours want to convert you to muslim or kill you for not being muslim, whatever helps you sleep at night tho m80

>>6521546
that would not be very helpful in having my mail delivered, lay off the jankem chav

>> No.6521663

>>6521619
I don't hate him. I think it was cruel of him to name his son "Buddy Bear" though.

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Favourite english food ?
Pakistani genitals for sure

>> No.6521675

>>6521667
lol, those are treated more like gum, leave it in your mouth a while but don't swallow

>> No.6521685

>>6521661
>>6521661
>we're going to be a minority in our own country in ten years but being full of criminals is preferable to having a 5% muslim population
topkuk

>> No.6521716

>>6521685
lol come talk to me in 5 years about how your 5% muslim problem is no big deal, if you are alive and allowed to use internet still. I'm sure it will remain at 5% forever.

once a peasant always a peasant kek

>> No.6521734

>>6521716
Where exactly do you live mate? Have riots locked your city down under martial law yet?

>I'm sure it will remain at 5% forever
You should know, aren't spics catholic?

>> No.6521808

>>6521734
I'm in TX m8, I'm friends with many minorities, Baltimore riots happened because Baltimore is a shithole and it will be treated as a containment zone like Detroit from now on, look up the gun laws in Baltimore, they are bullshit and make everybody defenseless much like your country, thus allowing undesirables to get the upper hand. That sort of thing wouldn't be possible in most places here.

Not exactly sure what you mean by your other comment, mexicans are mostly catholic, but they could care less about converting any body and from my experience they don't actually care much for their own religion, it's more of a tradition. Can't remember the last time a mexican beheaded a cop in our streets over religion..

>> No.6521814

>>6521734

Not who you're replying to but I really thought that Brits being ignorant was just a meme, this thread is really changing my mind though.

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>>6516734
Ah, where would /ck/ be without American shitposting? A boring place, that's for sure.

>> No.6521844

>>6521808
I'm saying that their birthrate far outpaces whites and will make you a minority pretty damn soon.

>That sort of thing wouldn't be possible in most places here.
Nor would it be outside of urban areas in the UK. I'm pretty sure there isn't a single minority in my small suburb, and that's true for a lot of places here. There are counties over here (think states) that are 99+% white. I don't think there's a single state like that in America.

>>6521814
About as much of a meme as ignorant Americans

>> No.6521848

>>6521834
it's an American site, so we just call it shit posting, these threads would be considered British shitposting, or we could just say britposting for short

>> No.6521870

>>6521844
>There are counties over here (think states) that are 99+% white. I don't think there's a single state like that in America.
I'm not going to dig up statistics or assume you're wrong, but I think you may be surprised. Our country is more desirable to foreigners, I may also be the wrong person to argue with over being mad about black and mexicans being around, because I like their women and food. They aren't trying to kill us though.

>> No.6521884

>>6517274
Why would we want to leave our street and see Londonistan?

>> No.6521888

>>6517344
What does that actually taste like? I saw some at the yuro section of my local store.

>> No.6521889

>>6517939
Lad, it's a barm.

>> No.6521893

>>6518817
Isn't Guy Fieuri that porkupine looking fuck that yanks always post?

>> No.6521896

>>6521888
>What does that actually taste like?

Very salty beef stock.

>> No.6521908

>>6521320
It's funny because he is assuming British beans are like American beans. In America beans are boiled in a sugar sauce, while here we use a tomato sauce.

Let the baby have his bottle, arguing isn't good for his blood pressure.

>> No.6521916

>>6521344
>tardo

Riley?

>> No.6521919

>>6521450
And don't you forget it.

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>>6521491
Now if you can cut out the shitposting and let us go back to food, that would be delightful.

>> No.6521953

>>6521908

So true. I spend a considerable amount of my time Stateside due to work, and the one thing I can never get used to is how they have a bizarre need to add sugar to LITERALLY everything.

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>>6521494
Yeah /int/ is great for collages, but this is not food, unless you are a Japanese, they are into the whole whale meat thing.

>> No.6521959

>>6521870
According to a quick google search, the whitest state is Maine at 96.9%. Hell, my county has half that number of non-whites, and I live in the midlands

And Indians too at least have good food, you know

>> No.6521962

Is it safe eat frozen chicken that would be carried in a freezer bag and then put in a plastic tesco bag on a two hour journey and then put in a fridge so it defrosts when I get to my destination?

I would prefer not to have to go to the shops to buy more chicken but if there's a chance that I end up getting food poisoning I would just buy another pack.

>> No.6521982

>>6521962
That's nothing, people are fucking weird with food these days. That will be perfectly safe to eat.

>> No.6521986

>>6521982
That's what I thought. I said to my flatmate I was going to visit my parents but didn't want them to cook for me so I'd just take some chicken to cook with and they were like "you can't use that chicken, you'd get ill from eating it".

Then I end up on here.

>> No.6522000

>>6521986
I can't stand all of the retarded threads we get on here like "I left X out without putting it in the fridge for five minutes, is it safe to eat?".

People have gone so weird about food and I suspect the food corporations are to blame, more waste means more spending, so that food looks bad, you better throw it out.

[hand rubbing intensifies]

>> No.6523378

>>6518603
Bov is objectively mankind's greatest creation. And like most of the others further down the list, it was invented in England.

>> No.6523778

>>6522000
Better those threads than people get ill though, surely?

>> No.6524267

>>6521266
>>6521344

I know this might be breaking news to you fatties, but we don't make our beans in brown sugar and bacon like your Bushel fucking bullshit.

>> No.6524280

>>6521547
>>6521542

10/10 on scrumptious scale wud eat m8