/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Meme beer

Irish breakfast.

If it was possible to burn water, that's what it would taste like

American version is watery as fuck, imported isn't particularly impressive either.

>>6502195
Of all the readily available macro brews (I'm from the UK), it's probably the best. It tastes okay and is drinkable, but it's pretty shitty and one-dimensional compared to good stouts.

I like it, and you can get it at most bars. Places that serve it in < 20oz glasses upset me...they usually charge too much as well.

Its ok. My only issue with it is that is damn... heavy.

Like, with almost any other really dark smoky stout I can drink it all night - but with Guiness I end up feeling like I've eaten six plates of mashed potatoes after a couple of pints

...I just don't have room for more

>>6502290
Hate that shit

>>6502335
Seriously? It's watery as fuck

Shitty beer?

Can you use stout instead of coke in a coke float?

>>6502195
Have it at the dublin distillery or don't have it at all.

>>6502386
>american piss drinker detected

>>6502437
Distillery?

>>6502455
Brewery. I meant brewery.

Tastes like dicks outside of the UK. Travel kills it.

>>6502479
>outside the UK
/Ireland/ here.
You trying to say something about my country?

>>6502440
Because I called a shitty, watery stout watery? Sure buddy.

>>6502195
Overrated meme beer.

>>6502825
Yes. Precisely.
It is not like that when it's fresh and properly brewed.

>>6502195
So fucking thick it's disgusting

>>6502440
>butthurt potato nigger detected

Guiness sucks ass. Tons of better stouts in the states.

>>6503101
>butthurt potato nigger detected
All wrong, friend. But I don't expect better from murritard education.

>>6503110
Hey when you guys learn how to make something other than a dry stout, you'll earn the right to talk shit.

Until then, stfu

>>6503132
>muh sugar
Why not just drink pepsi

>>6503139
>muh irish red
>muh dry stout

why can't ireland into more than two styles of beer?

>>6503132
>still assuming I'm from GB after that very obvious clarification I just made
Thanks for proving my point.

>>6503146
>he's not a sugar loving ham planet so he must be an irish
4chan logic

>>6503152
excellent rebuttal, chap

>>6503152
I like how you made it about 4chan instead of him being clearly american.
Are you perchance american yourself?

>>6502840
>muh placebo effect

>>6503159
According to your frame of reference? No.

>>6502440
>thinks Guinness is some refined heavy brew that is too much for his stomach

>calls others piss drinkers

lmao

>>6502840
That's not even true, it's still quite watery (for a stout) and mediocre even when fresh

I doubt there's many improperly brewed Guinesses when they all come from one brewery

>>6503160
nah.
I'm not irish, friendo.
I drank it in norway and other places and then I went to ireland and tasted it fresh from the brewery.
Shit was nice.
Noticably better than at home and that's saying something given that I normally don't even drink beer.

>>6503163
literally no sense: the post

It's good. Better than every other macro out there. It's also a very pretty beer - that picture doesn't do it justice. Getting a nice poor is very satisfying.

>>6503174
A lot of things must seem that way to you.
Just close your eyes and think of happy things.

>>6503165
you incorrectly assume I am the only person responding here.
That was my first post.
Nice straw man though.

>>6503179
nobody likes the shitty beer you do.
Deal with it.

>>6503179
>deflection central
oh. Okay.
Well, I'm off then.

>>6503180
You incorrectly assume Guinness isn't pisswater regardless, and make a strawman about Americans being pisswater drinkers

Fantastic argument tbh

>>6503183
What beer do you suppose that is?
>>6503185
See you soon :^)

>>6503194
thanks

>>6503198
Sooner than you think. :^)

Is it weird I find it really soothing to watch it settle when pouring it