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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Reign of the Cu/ck/ King /jack/ Anonymous Wed May 6 04:55:45 2015 No.6479743 [Reply] [Original]

That's right! King Ja/ck/ is back to teach you how to cu/ck/ properly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ren6Skpgqg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:58:48 2015 No.6479746 >>6479743 Just let it die.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:02:23 2015 No.6479748 File: 203 KB, 640x392, IMG_0573[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6479746 It's alive and well, anon, calm your jacks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:05:53 2015 No.6479755 Why new thread? the old one is nowhere near the post limit. >Ja/ck/ Jr old enough to start shaving >Soon he'll be cucking his old man

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:08:26 2015 No.6479761 File: 1008 KB, 240x134, 3yBu7ci.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6479755 It's at 295 replies atm close to auto-sage

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:08:52 2015 No.6479762 File: 753 KB, 1024x1264, Screenshot_2015-05-06-19-03-49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this the epic new meme reviewer?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:14:30 2015 No.6479769 >>6479762 He's not even a reviewer. He just makes shitty food. I don't get the appeal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:34:14 2015 No.6479783 >>6479743 >We're just gonna cut straight across >Doesn't cut straight at all

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:37:22 2015 No.6479784 >>6479783 >loves bbc >can't cut straight I'm not surprised

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:44:21 2015 No.6479794 File: 497 KB, 1110x500, 1426000146037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6479783 >>6479784 >dat big black knife

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:10:45 2015 No.6479842 >>6479743 >"the alarm didn't go off on my phone" >phone app clearly says "not connected"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:33:49 2015 No.6479965 File: 1.36 MB, 2518x1038, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fresh OC

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:42:26 2015 No.6479972 File: 25 KB, 360x288, sarahjane1[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6479965 de dankness of dat mimu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:48:06 2015 No.6480028 >>6479769 He reviews food on his other channel Jack on the Go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_0usEXkPs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:55:21 2015 No.6480118 File: 695 KB, 854x469, Screen Shot 2015-05-06 at 9.46.08 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love how he felt the need to point out one of his intros was filmed before he did p90x. He looks identical

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:06:51 2015 No.6480144 >>6480118 Link please?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:07:56 2015 No.6480146 >>6480118 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFSGbFFW-1A

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:00:09 2015 No.6480692 >>6480146 >truth holy shit...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:02:19 2015 No.6480700 >>6480146 Jack Jr. has had enough his shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:07:29 2015 No.6480715 >>6480146 >this pseudo high level analysis of fucking RED ROBIN BURGERS Jesus Christ they probably think this is like the best food ever. Red Robin is okay but it's just fucking gimmick burgers.

Anonymous Wed May 6 15:08:00 2015 No.6480869

>>6480146

>How dare that guy's car alarm go off in a massive mall parking lot while I'm trying to film the exterior of a restaurant. How disrespectful! I hope someone steals it!

>The visible discomfort of the server as Ja/ck/ shoves his phone in his face to demand answers about the menu

>Complaining about the quality of his iphone and mocking his fat friend's lesser model

>Wearing a tshirt advertising himself out in public

Has King Ja/ck/'s local celebrity and rabid fanbase gone to his head?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 18:25:25 2015 No.6481288 File: 162 KB, 1280x720, jack_ripped_cuckold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ja/ck/ is gettin' RIPPED, guyz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ur7SH9voK4 >points at giant yeast gut/visceral fat >solid muscle I can't even tell if he is serious

>>	Anonymousse Wed May 6 18:27:41 2015 No.6481296 >>6479743 THIS IS A FORCED MEME. A BADLY FORCED ONE AT THAT.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 18:32:38 2015 No.6481312 File: 632 KB, 767x496, tumblr_niibkzIRQT1r8wmpso1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6481296 All memes are forced you autistic fag8 ngr

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 18:43:13 2015 No.6481341 File: 998 KB, 500x282, 1426149121492.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6481296 >i only bump organic memes

Anonymous Wed May 6 20:35:53 2015 No.6481603

>>6481288
He's quite serious. And completely delusional. I think he's angling for free stuff from P90x. Everything he (favorably) reviews now is stuff companies send to him. Although I would love him to post a video of him sweating and struggling to breathe through one of his workouts

>>	green !A5nwexTutA Wed May 6 20:44:59 2015 No.6481616 >>6479743 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8 >it's not really a large pizza for you >big guy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 20:47:32 2015 No.6481626 >>6481616 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 20:55:20 2015 No.6481644 >>6481616 great review. hates all fast food pizza because of the "quality" what did he expect?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 21:05:22 2015 No.6481673 File: 560 KB, 500x317, 1zfh8n4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6481616 >taste test >doesn't taste

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 21:09:47 2015 No.6481687 >>6481288 >has the physique of a bowling ball >SOLID MUSCLE

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 21:34:56 2015 No.6481767 >>6481288 I think we've found the new king of /fit/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 21:49:38 2015 No.6481803 File: 439 KB, 504x732, 1429305602683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6481767 >king of \fit\ is a fat misshapen bald cuck who is shit at everything in life and thinks he is swole Sounds about right

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 21:51:40 2015 No.6481809 >>6481288 Can someone shoop some super saiyan hair on this dude? Maybe with a power aura too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 22:09:06 2015 No.6481843 >>6480146 HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THAT IS LITERALLY THE EXACT FUCKING COSTCO MY BROTHER WENT TO. ME AND HIM LITERALLY WENT TO THAT RED ROBIN LAST TIME I VISITED HIM. I'm scared, I know he moved but I don't want to be anywhere near where jacuck lived

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 22:56:27 2015 No.6481953 File: 495 KB, 1280x720, super cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6481809 for you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 23:16:35 2015 No.6482019 If you had to fuck Joey, Ken or Jack, who would you choose

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 23:33:52 2015 No.6482073 >>6481843 Get ready to get C U C K E D U C K E D

Anonymous Wed May 6 23:41:53 2015 No.6482106
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i'll stick to joey for fast food reviews and jack for when i want laugh at someone's terrible attempt at cooking.....speaking of which is jack or jack jr a mod i got banned last week for asking if his sauces were any good because i didn't thing they would be good if the recipe came from jack as he's so bad at cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 23:47:04 2015 No.6482125 >>6482019 Masao

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 01:56:28 2015 No.6482458 Even after 4-5 hours in a crock pot Jack still manages to undercook chicken and not notice it. https://youtu.be/MvF9_lo710Q

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 05:20:20 2015 No.6482778 >>6482458 >the studio blacked out >studio

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 05:59:52 2015 No.6482842 File: 76 KB, 1280x720, 1430379304631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6482458 That wasn't undercooked bud it wouldn't fall off the bone like that if it were.....oh shit you actually got me defending jack pancake tits scalfani 11/10

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 06:20:09 2015 No.6482874 >>6482842 >before P90x Dude got so swole

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 07:51:53 2015 No.6482977 Will Jack ever stop undercooking chicken?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 09:38:21 2015 No.6483121 >>6482977 It's not undercooked! It's juicy.

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