/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lasagna sandwiches are pretty good. My favorite ones are the curry-mayonnaise-cheese sandwiches though.

>>6474393
Jesus Christ what the fuck. I live in London and I've never seen this shit once, what fucking inbred part of the country do they sell these things? I want to kill myself

>British "food"

>>6474403
*lasagne

>>6474393
Bong here, never seen this before but it's fucking genius

>>6474408
>Implying it isn't a way to spice up a buttie

>>6474393
Aren't you supposed to call this thing a Saaaaaaknee? Or is it Saaaaaanie?

Disgusting either way.

>>6474422
IT'S A FUCKING SANDWICH

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MEME FOOD NAMES

>>6474393
Lasagna sandwich actually sounds pretty good.

>>6474452
when I do spaghetti i put it between two pieces of garlic toast and make a sammich. juvenile, but delicious

>>6474408

Wasn't that the product of some university research for the cheapest "meal"?

Toast butty came out at 12p?

Food o' the Gods.

>>6474393
Scotch eggs.

>>6474460
Same. I cook my spaghetti stovetop first, though.
>that delicious thin layer of crisp pasta

>>6474432

sarnie. bit old fahsioned tho

>>6474422
>buttie
Why do Brits always have to use baby talk when discussing food? I mean fucking "buttie" "mushy pea". What's wrong with you people.

>>6474463
Fuck yes, you can't get that down South

I miss it

>>6474546

This coming from the fucktard americunts who call underwear 'panties'.

>>6474445
>meme word
>butty was defined in the 1913 dictionary
okay buddy guy

>>6474560
only "sexy underwear" is panties. everything else is just underwear.

>>6474546
>mushy peas
>not an accurate name and description of the food

>>6474556

You know, I reckon anyone who opens a proper Northern chippy down amongst the Southern fairies would be on to a fucking goldmine.

Here's a British favorite,

"Black Pudding"

>>6474581
>Meanwhile, in America

>>6474586
There used to be one in Wimbledon did decent Chips and proper thick lovely Gravy but the fucking owner died of Brain Cancer

I was gutted

>>6474574
I thought sexy underwear is lingerie.

>>6474588
nowhere near as bad as beef paste
try again

>>6474634
oh well maybe im wrong then. i never call ordinary cotton underwear "panties". panties is for the fancy shit thats $15 per pair. underwear is a 10 pack for $2.

>>6474595
South West fag here, we have a few chippies that offer decent thick gravy and mushy peas... Though I've never had a Northern chippy so I'm not sure if they'd but up to your standards

>>6474393
Put HP sauce in there and use proper bread and you have a near GOAT tier sandwich

>>6474641
>try again
>Meanwhile, in America

>>6474393
Pie and chips what ho what ho!

>>6474642

i mean im a britfag but i'm p sure panties just means girl's underwear - what we'd call knickers

BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

>>6474690
Although going by those dollar signs, those pies mighn't be english per se

Nothing like a hot cup of beef byproduct!

>>6474705

That stuff is a lifesaver when sitting in the Britannia Stadium on a cold, wet Tuesday night in December.

>>6474706
Why not go all the way and add some noodles and veg if you're gonna just drink glorified soup stock?

>>6474705

God I love that stuff. It's awesome spread on toast. It also makes a half decent substitute for stock if you can't be arsed to make it yourself.

>>6474708

Because that's kinda inconvenient to bring with you.

>>6474585
>not calling them mashed peas

>>6474693
>Although going by those dollar signs, those pies mighn't be english

No Anon, we sometimes price things in a foreign currency just to fuck with people.

>>6474690
>dollar sighs
>bonstonia over the waves
Tards

>>6474405
it was marketed nearly five years ago, didn't catch on.

>>6474560
>every single american wears womens underwear
Dumb as fuck. We have briefs, boxers, tighty-whities, bloomers, panties, thongs, all kinds of stuff to help cover your butthole.

>>6474729
>didn't catch on

If even the average Tesco customer wouldn't go for it, you know it's a bad idea.

>>6474721
>get a look at this retard
Everyone point and laugh.

>>6474729
It clearly says limited edition

>>6474655
That stuff is actually not as bad as you think. It's a cheap pate.

>>6474770
>It's a cheap pate.

So is >>6474581

That's kind of the point that's being made.

>>6474769
>what is market research?

>>6474393
>not calling it a lasanwich
why?

>>6474463
Used to live with a chef, I would force him to make these. He must have been glad when I moved out. I still dream about the fresh scotch eggs though.

>>6474788
>fresh scotch eggs though
with a runny yolk?

>>6474789
You better believe it. 50/50 actually, sometimes he got it right, sometimes not. We drank and smoked a lot in those days. Good times.

>>6474463

Needs more faggots faget

>>6474705
I just got some of that cos I'm having stomach surgery this week and will be on a liquid diet for a while.

It has nutrients in it, right?

>>6474720
But they're not mashed, anon. They're soaked until they are mushy.

>>6474705
I wanted to try a hot bovril drink but only had Marmite. Then I remembered someone saying they liked a teaspoon of marmite in a mug of boiling water as a drink but despite liking Marmite, it tasted like shit. Was I trolled?

>>6474568
>memes only exist on the internet :^)

>>6474488
Literally just juevos rancheros

>sunny side egg
>on top of bean paste
>on top of flour tortilla

>>6475025
Sodium is a nutrient

>>6474393

>>6474463
>Food o' the Gods.
Allah's munching on some pie & chips as we speak

no this is traditional british food, infidel

allahu ackbar

>>6475081
Kek

Looks 10x better than any nasty shit bongs make themselves

>>6474802

>50/50

shit chef

Alright, what the hell is bubble and squeak?

>>6475190

fried up leftovers from a roast, usually potato and cabbage and shit. tends to turn into a very rough potato cake or mushy hash. one of my favourite breakfasts

>>6475190
A type of fart

>>6475081
this looks delish, though

>>6475100
???

>>6474729
But OP said it was traditional... I'm so foncused?

Are u suggesting that OP just might be retarded?

Where the Jammie Dodgers at?

>>6474393
>lasagne sandwich
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS

>>6474706
underrated post

>>6474560
panties is only womens underwear

>>6475905
Looks horrible and apparently it was. Discontinued I believe.

>>6474393
it's why their teeth are fucked more than their socialist government.

>>6476439
or their ugly ass women.

>>6476439
Britfag here. I can't even argue with you when I have pic related right now

>>6474634
Panties refers to the part that covers the ass and vagina. Lingerie refers to the entire sexy undergarment deal.

>>6476439
>not realising the US govt spends more /capita on public healthcare than the brits
>not realising the brits have the best dental health in the OECD

kek.

>>6476462
>the best dental health in the OECD
smile in a mirror and really think about what you just typed.

Obligatory

>>6474393

>>6476471
Nice Portuguese dish.

>>6474393
Obligatory

Oblitagory

>>6474588
>meanwhile, in the cUcK

>>6476463
>Americans believe synthetically whitened, or entirely artificial teeth represent good dental hygiene.

My teeth a perfectly straight and healthy actually, just not a luminescent white colour. I'll stick to the medical measurements of dental health, thanks though.

>>6474588
jesus fucking christ

>>6476499
>My teeth a
i think you meant my tooth. damn autocorrect.

>>6476501
The best thing is the jelly encasing it can be used as a spermicide lubricant.

British childhood, living in Canada here, I miss this food so very much. It's comfort food to me. Anything with peas and baked beans and toast and runny eggs. Oh my god I can't even fathom! I love britbong food, any American who Is hating can have a cheeseburger, it's just more food on my plate.

>>6474706
Nah marmite is much better imo

>>6476522
Also, might I add, dolly mixture is FAR better than American candy made with corn syrup as a base instead of sugar which is clearly the reason why. Perhaps, that is why some teeth of heritage render far worse than others, but I'm sure our candy treats taste better.
Picture attached, Thank you very much.

>>6476540
Describe dolly mix so I don't have to google it.

>>6474546
You're an idiot.

>>6474581
Hey, you again.

inb4 le munchy box

>>6474708
Why do Americans always do this? You can't be happy with something and always have to turn it into something else.

>>6474720
But they aren't mashed, you stupid fuck.

>>6475067
For the love of god, you Amexicans are thick.

>>6475089
I do wonder what this compulsion is with Americans and shitposting on /ck/.

>>6476439

>>6476439
>>6476441
>Samefagging
Ayy lmao, murifats are shit.

>>6476463
Americans really do have a warped idea of normal teeth. It's like how you all have mutilated dead dicks and you think that is normal and not something only found in the third world.

>>6476471

>>6476485
That is actually true. The faux frogs in Canada seem to think they created chips, cheese and gravy/beans and based their entire artificial culture around it.

>>6476490
>Lol, it has a name like the genitals

Americans are children.

>>6476616
>the two people who bother to utilize dental plan in the UK have little to none missing teeth

What a shocker

Also that image is not cited

>>6476540
You know that your country is fucked up when your sweets don't even have sugar in them.

>>6476632
We don't need a "dental plan", we are first world. I'm sure you need one in America because without it where will Lisa get her braces?

How third world.

>>6476475
>Fish
>Portuguese
>Potatoes
>Portuguese

I know you're that weird kid of Europe who everyone picks last in games, but please try to calm down.

>>6476632
>Also that image is not cited

Here you go: http://www.economist.com/node/15060097

>>6476682
>filetes com batatas fritas
>british
keep telling yourself that

>>6476690
>Fish
>Portuguese
>Potatoes
>Portuguese

Huehuehue

>>6476610
Good one. Care to explain? It's essentially juevos rancheros.

>>6477156

if the essence of huevos rancheros is 'egg on beans on bread', yes.

>>6477161
>The basic dish is composed of fried eggs served upon lightly fried corn tortillas topped with a tomato-chili sauce. Refried beans, Mexican-style rice, and slices of avocado or guacamole are common accompaniments.
>As the popularity of the dish spread beyond Mexico, variations using wheat flour tortillas instead of corn and pureed chili or enchilada sauce instead of tomato-chili salsa have appeared.

So in reality, it's absolutely nothing like a poached egg on top of baked beans on toast.

>>6477169

right so if you think a poached egg on baked beans on a piece of toast is sufficiently like huevos rancheros, go right ahead, that's your prerogative. if i ordered either and got the other though, i would be pretty mad.

>>6475305
Looks like haggis en croute

>>6477178
No fucking shit. You seem pretty autistic about this.

This thread is hating on british food. Someone posted an egg on beans on bread. I interjected, saying it's not all that weird, since it's similar to a revered mexican dish.

>>6477188
>This thread is hating on british food.

Only it isn't is it. It's about people posting British food and discussing it. It's only pathetic little americunts like you who feel the need to hateon anything and everything that lies outside of your borders.

>>6477188

i don't think that was obvious from what you posted. to me it sounded like you were trying to say that we brits are unoriginal for stealing huevos rancheros and making it our own.

>>6477194
>Only it isn't is it.
>ITT: Traditional British Cuisine
>posts some weird boxed experimental sandwich
>not making fun of brits
>next photo: toast sandwich, with the word "food" in quotation marks, indicating satire
>not making fun of brits

>>6477201
That's only because you're a paranoid mother fucker.

>>6476473

>>6477211

>paranoid

lol no, not when you consider that this is /ck/.

>>6474588

That looks awesome as fuck.

>>6476477
>Eating foods prepared before heathen gods

>>6476635
Touché my fellow anon, touché

Also they can have Hershey's chocolate, Cadbury and nestle all day everyday

>>6475100
>>6475305
>>6477183
It's Beef Wellington.

>>6476627
Poutine is delicious.
It's fries, poutine Sauce and cheese curd with various toppings.

>>6478125

no, it's haggis en croute.

>>6478125
*haggis wellington

>>6478142
>>6478147
B-but... That sounds awful.
Why can't you people just let me believe it is something better...

>>6474393

All the wild food left in Britain was eaten by Ray Mears ;_;

>>6478226
made the gordon ramsay butty and it was amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0HncHOQe0

>>6476606
fine, then call them "i'll just let them sit there and turn to slop i will"

>>6477215
>houseoflords2020.jpg

>having worse dental hygiene than African tribespeople

>>6478168
>haggis anything
>sounds awful
I don't think so friend.

>>6478288
they eat very little sugar and dental detriments.

>>6474770
>Trip
intothetrash.jpg

>>6478168

haggis is delicious but i don't really see why you'd want it in pastry.

>>6474774
my dad calls it pot o' dog.

>>6478325
It makes a welcome change from the usual Scottish salted porridge, munchy boxes, IRN Bru, fish suppers and deep fried mars bars.

>>6474408
They aren't bad "poor as fuck don't get paid till tomorrow, only have bread and butter" dinners.

Better than instant noodles you shit out an hour later.

So what is it about the UK that triggers so much autism attacks on /ck/?

>>6478468
Weird shit tends to happen whenever a nation that ruled the world goes into decline. It's happening right now with Americans and all the brony/weeaboo shit. The Roman emperor Honarius was more concerned about his pet chicken (called "Rome") rather than the actual city of Rome being raped by barbarians. In a couple of centuries, the teenagers of the former superpower China will probably degenerate into blackface negro pokemon.

>>6476569
Multicoloured shit that all tastes like fruity extension chopped into little pieces.