/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Intermittently dumping what I have

Sushi is always relevant.

>>6471194
How is that cute/elegant? It looks like severed eyeballs for a Halloween party beverage station.

>>6471208
>How is that cute/elegant? It looks like severed eyeballs for a Halloween party beverage station
Maybe if you're seven

>>6471204
Thanks for the contribution, anon!

Black berry gellies

And >>6471211 is lavender lemonade

>>6471208
This seems to be less eyeball-ish

Panda rice balls

>>6471229

gorgeous

>>6471246
After reverse image-ing it, it turns out they're jello shots

Here's another sophisticated take on jello shots

>>6471182
>he made something with a funnel

>>6471272
I funneled your mum last night

Candied Rose Petals
>1 egg white
>1 cup of sugar
>Petals from 2-3 roses
Begin by slightly beating one egg white in a small bowl and sprinkling a layer of sugar on a small plate.Next, dip the rose petals first in egg white and then in sugar so they are coated on both sides.Dry these confections on a rack. Store the candied petalss on wax paper, each layer separated by a paper towel or piece of cheesecloth.Use the candied petals as accents on candy trays, as a garnish for fruit cups, or decoration on cakes and pies - or adorn a serving platter with them for an elegant tea party!
You can use meringue powder or syrup if you're worried about raw egg whites (wven though sugar cooks them). Careful not to use roses with pesticides.

>>6471329
>typos
Sorry, I copied it.

>>6471258
Caramel Apple jello shots

>>6471262
Yum

>>6471329
>>6471342
I imagine those would go great on creme brulee

I'll see if I can find some cute things from my gourmet event photographer gigs.

I can't even remeber what this was. Some sort of caramel probably.

Cracked glaze cookies

>>6471351
Snails, yo.
Base was a tapernade made from edible moss, and there was some edible tree bark as well.
lol nordic cuisine.

Still delicious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPisNTi72fQ

anything from this channel is relevant

More beautiful sugar cookies

>>6471351
That's awesome, anon. That (possible)caramel ribbon is a pretty cool technique

>>6471358
Smoked quail eggs, mayo, fresh apple and some petals because why not.

Wet wood best background..

>>6471201
>pick up one mug
>foam falls onto the table

Chocolate heart roll

>>6471358
It's great how profound they were with the plating

>>6471383
That's lovely, anon. As the photographer, did you have any input over the final look of the dishes?

>>6471389
Strawberry roll

Mini Kaiser sandwiches

>>6471383
This one was interesting, fun as hell.

Heavy as fuck chocolate mousse topped with charred malt and crumbled vanilla meringue.

Served in an ashtray and with one of those tacky chocolate cigars. Probably most interesting dinner I've attended, entire theme was drugs. Guests were handed a syringe to inject their main course with truffle oil, among other weird things.

>>6471375
Damn, that's amazing.

>>6471384
How about some Neko marshmallows for your coffee instead?

>>6471415
Wow, that's bizarre

>>6471389
Not a lot of input, only if I do photos during menu development/tasting. They usually just plate a couple dishes for the staff and I grab one for photos. But often times the chef will make mine a bit prettier than what's served.

Anyway I think that's about it, can't find any more photos worth posting.

Savory tea sandwiches

>>6471373
Those were fucking kawaii as hell
Kinda wish they would layer some audio over the video though

>>6471432
Thanks for contributing what you did!

>>6471375
it sucks because these probably taste like shit, looks like straight-up food coloring.

kawaii food dump coming through.

>>6471517

>>6471523

>>6471528

>>6471531
a classic.

>>6471537
cute and elegant. could do without the little mascot though.

>>6471541

>>6471547
elegant as fuck honey toast.

>>6471555

>>6471579
i feel like mont blanc is only a japanese thing now.

>>6471585
sanrio is rolling in dosh, so their cafe stuff is tops.

>>6471606

>>6471501
That's probably the same unfortunate case with these citrus sugar cookies

>>6471544
>a wild anon appears to save the thread
Cheers! Also based Vosges Haut makes some of the greatest chocolate confections

>>6471547
More kawaii donuts

>>6471670

>>6471262
We've gone over this one a few times on /ck/, they failed because the shape just doesn't cook properly and the ratios weren't balanced. Being cute means nothing if it doesn't taste good.

Dainty, bite sized sandwich tray

>>6471616
That's freaking adorable. Is that lettuce ham and cheese?

>>6471687
Bite sized lasagna rollatinj

Not to be a kissass, but I saved this pic because I thought it was super cute food. It's from the ck challenge from 2 years ago.

>>6471694
Wonton tacos
Keeping with the bite sized theme

>>6471700
This is great

>>6471729
That is cute! There were some good dishes that year and Pye always does a nice job with presentation

>>6471878
That is both disgusting and amazing at the same time.

>>6471687
it looks like it. whatever it is, it's adorable. i have a need to make super cute food now.

>>6471889
>pig pork buns

>>6471891

>>6471935
fondant cakes are overrated.

>>6471940
I don't like fondant either, I just thought it looked nice.

>>6471945
this image is so cozy

>>6471940
Is there a way to make fondant actually tasty or is it just going to be shit due to how it's made regardless?

>>6471194
>>6471239
What are these, anyway? Roses frozen into ice cubes?

>>6471958
Some fondant isn't bad, usually ones with a sour element like lemon or raspberry and they can't be with super sweet cake, but not really no.

everyone step the fuck back

as a chi/ck/ , this thread makes me happy. Keep it up please.

>>6471980

yes

does rosewater count as "food"? either way its pretty aesthetic

>>6471992
another flower jelly

>>6472004

>>6471994
Jesus. Whoever peeled those did a fucking flawless job.

>>6472004
> literally cooked horse hoofs with hardly edible weeds in it
eat up nigga

>>6472014
So....how do you cut it?

>>6472040
>thinking this is western
>not knowing based agar-agar jelly is made of algae and actually very healthy for you

>>6471981
how would the top of those cakes be called?
cause its not jam... what is it?

>>6472057
i guess glaze? some of them are just icing and the berry one is a jam of sorts. just made with thicker pectin and whatnot.

>>6472059
i always want to make that but idk how..
im tier of using jelly or raspberry jam on my cheesecakes
it sucks

>>6472040
>literal horse hoofs
veganscumspeak
>barely edible weeds
carniscumspeak

what are you?

>>6472067
that's because raspberries are played-out pleb fruits
go for a pomegranate spread

>>6472069
Probably some faggot pescetarian

>>6472067
I don't have an exact recipe because I'm on my phone, but I know you can make it by using pureed berries/other fruits sugar and pectin. It's like a 'jelly' of sorts but not so much one you use on breads.

>>6472077
It was called glaze. You were right!

>>6472070
>raspberries
>played-out

Played out, like your moms busted ass pussy that I destroyed last night?

less bitching, more dumping.

>>6472081
You can do a glaze with jelly or with gelatin.

Hope the pictures came out alright, anon

>>6472122
Good luck with your cheesecakes

Prepare yourselves my minions

My food related wallpaper folder is sorely lacking. Please help.

>>6472141
Fuck, that is beautiful

>>6472134
What an impractical food. You can't pick it up without making a mess of your hands, you have to pound whatever's in it before the cup melts, you can't put anything remotely warm in there. That middle one is already starting to fall apart, so it doesn't even make for a good picture.

2/10 would not consume

>>6471389
>>6471402
These are extremely easy to make, if you can make roll cakes. Just reserve a bit of batter, add food coloring, pipe onto pan-liner, freeze for 10 minutes, pour remaining batter on and bake as normal. Some recipes say to bake first, but if you freeze instead it allows the batter to sink in a bit better.

>>6472179
I don't think it's meant to be eaten with bare hands.

>>6471375
>mfw the maker of those cookies charges up to $2000 for a two-day cookie making course

>>6472203
>chocolate and fondant with printed edible ink designs
>typical 'gourmet' icing technique
>mini cupcakes
>cute or elegant at all
nope.

>>6472208
B-but it's Harry Potter. Liking Harry Potter is still hip and nerdy, right?

>>6471329
>if you're worried about raw egg whites (wven though sugar cooks them)
This meme really needs to die.

>>6471415
>among other weird things

Oh please go on.

>>6472189

>>6472215
Are they supposed to look like tits?

>>6472196
Then they should have left off the handle, which is ugly and kind of detracts from the whole thing; it kind of looks like the handle was added as an afterthought with the leftover chocolate.

>>6472260
Ok but it doesn't all fit with the thread, so excuse the slight off topic.

First of all the event was set in a church, guests were dining at a longtable right in the middle of it all, with big ass cross, chandeliers and organ and so forth.

>>6472325
There were two chefs, one that presented the food, another that presented the assortment of drugs to accompany the dishes - the second chef spent most of his youth in some pretty messed up places, did a lot of shit, so he put on some streetwear and fit right in to the role.

>>6472335
>>6472325
If this doesn't fit don't post it.

>>6472335
The first dish was seafood (I think it was monkfish cheeks). It was plated on mirror dishes, and the "pusher" would then deal out tiny bags of white powder that the guests were to empty on the fish.

If I recall correctly it was a yogurt powder of sorts.

>>6471229

I wanna order these at a place and just pick two up in my hands and squish them, then eat them off the plate

>>6472350
Too late now anon! But don't worry it's only a couple of posts.

>>6472369
Second dish was shaved sorbet served with green tea. Looked like meth but photos are boring, next dish were just some sliders with pulled brisket and one with salmon mousse.

Main course was "drug raped pork" - best meat I've ever had (duroc pork). This is where guests were given syringes with truffle oil.

>>6472350
fuck off

>>6472325
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>>6472385
This is pretty rad, thanks!

>>6472385
First dessert was pistacchio icecream. guests were then given a rolled up joint filled with chopped nots, herbs and chocolate that they could empty on the cup of icecream.
Another dessert were some profiteroles served over a blueberry jam and chocolate and whatnot, and then the last dessert was that ashtray thing.

>>6472408
Also the dishes were presented like this lel.

>>6472401
Why fuck off, they should have just fucking made their own thread.

>>6471891
hey ive seen those!

pic related, but they're filled with red bean paste
i always get a couple when i go there for dimsum

>>6471383
that white shit in the background looks like dirty nail clippings. gross

>>6472416
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>>6472385
>>6472369
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>>6472325
Slightly interesting, but you really should have posted elsewhere.

>>6472424
pink pigs are bean paste and brown pigs are char siu bao.

>>6472424
do you like them because your fat and ugly like a pig?

>>6471928
Imagining having the job to do just that all day. Simple as fuck. There's probably a whole culture built around that one thing. lol

>>6472433
makes sense

>>6472325
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>>6472416
Sounds really nice. Thanks for sharing anon.

>>6472042
You bite the head off

>>6472350
>>6472421
>>6472427
>Actual, tangible autism

This one always makes me smile when I see pics of it.

>>6472325
>>6472335
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>>6472385
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>>6472416
Thanks for sharing, anon! That looks fantastic.

>>6472046
I don't know if this was even intended to be eaten. It was a wedding shoot by Tim Walker for Vogue Italia. This one looks like real flowers and foliage in jelly, while the other one might have been colouring injected into slits.

>>6472640
Well, you can eat roses so the first one for sure. Second one looks like roses, violets and mint, all of which are edible so I assume they can be eaten.

>>6471958
Marshmellow fondant is pretty good!

>>6472218
The japs sure know how to plate

>>6472189
Thanks for the tip! For a while now I've been wanting to make the strawberry one. I figured the coloring and piping but then I imagine I would have poured the remaining batter without hesitation, which would have ruined every thing and resulted in a huge disappointment.

Nice image dump btw

>>6471201
:3

I don't want this thread to die

>>6471992
>>6472004
>>6472046
>>6473027
>>6472640
It's amazing for how real they can make it appear! Looks to be completely edible though:

https://youtu.be/JdP0RuCVKdA

I imagine you can make some interesting flavor combos. You could flavor all the gelatin(or agar-agar) differently. There's a lot of potential for this.

>>6473286
Good looks, anon

>>6473983
Is the whiteness Photoshopped?

>>6472057
Looks like plain old gelatin, pretty common to mix up some simple sugar jelly to glaze cakes and pastries with.

>>6472440
Its artificiallity and need for perfection would probably drive anyone nuts tho

>>6471947
I think we should make a cosy thread next, though it's turning spring in the north so the inspiration may be low

>>6471211
Do these turn purple because of the lavender? I always see lavender lemonade tinted purple or pink but they never mention food colouring in the recipe.
>no access to fresh lavender or garden to try

>>6471329
This stuff is great. I tried it the first time making this Persian Love Cake. 10/10 recommend this recipe.
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/persian-love-cake-232273

>>6471935
Whats it going to take to do this for a living

>>6473118
damn this is lovely. Looks infinite times more appealing than that kawaii rice shit up there>>6473138

>>6472369
>"foam"
fuck that shit, nobody ever wanted to have something looking like spit on their food holy shit. Worst fucking fad ever.

>>6472198
Shes got tutorials fucking everywhere, the $2000 is probably coz she got every uppermiddle class instagram bitch begging for 1-on-1 tutoring.

>>6474022
Agreed, luckily that fad is pretty much gone now.

>>6474015
>Do these turn purple because of the lavender? I always see lavender lemonade tinted purple or pink but they never mention food colouring in the recipe
According to one blog, it actually turns it pink. My lavender isn't flowering yet but I'm eager to try it and will try to post results when I do

>>6471693
Behold! The daring "I pooped in the bathub"-curry!

>>6473998
"You said banana twice"
"I like banana"

>>6471358
I fucking love Nordic cousine. I love the idea of eating something that looks like you could've foraged it yourself but presented and prepared in a way that's beautiful and most of all delicious.

>>6473992
probaly not, maybe a bit of contrast editing though. but why would it be?

lets keep this amazing bread going shall we?

>>6472179
>pound whatever's in it before the cup melts
It's ice cream, dumbass.

>>6474220
I like banana!

Tea cakes, relevant

ITT: fags.

>>6471667
>That's probably the same unfortunate case with these citrus sugar cookies
usually when the food is too pretty/cute it tastes like shit sugar and food coloring

I'm looking at you cupcakes
you are all inedible

>>6475730
Your mean to say that there are more of you??

Flower ice cubes

Flowering tea

She literally unwrapped candy and put it on more fucking unwrapped candy. What the fuck. The more I watched, the more bewildered and angry I became.

>>6471928
Is it wrong if I want to berry my dick into all of those fat tarts and add my own cream to their flavor?

>>6471687
Cabbage and pork. The cat is made out of grated daikon radish and soy sauce. Pour in stock and boil it for a hotpot.

>>6471351
that is cheese with probably processed honey

Thank you for the thread. It's really gay but I love seeing this kind of thing. Only wish I could make them too but I lack the finesse, I'm afraid.

>>6476793
Don't be so down on yourself, anon. I'm sure you can do it!

Any furfags who broke out of their containment boards will appreciate these

>>6476725
Wow, that is pretty cool

>>6476731
I went and found the menu. It was a danish cheese with apple compote "leather" ribbons - Also not pictured: hazelnut praline.

>>6477044

I'm a furfag, and I admit it made me stop scrolling.

It's definitely better than what actual furries make when they try to do artful cooking. They usually just try to create cookies in the shape of dog dicks.

>>6471373
>prepackaged little cake chocolate things
>doesn't actually do anything aside from put some shit into molds
You picked a pretty bad example.

>>6477044
what IS your containment board?

>>6477524
/mlp/
/an/ (I wish they would kick these people out, it's a great board otherwise)
/r9k/

Lavender jelly.
I made this last year (not my pic).
It didn't turn out the same color, but it was close.

>>6477533
I don't see any furfags on /an/, though. Also, everyone knows the furfags usually keep themselves on /b/.

>>6477592
>Also, everyone knows the furfags usually keep themselves on /b/
Somebody hasn't been to >>>/co/

>>6477524
>What IS your containment board?
Strange place for an emphasis. Before ck it was cgl. I'll stray into co, a, v, and pol every now and again.

>>6477704
I haven't touched /co/ in a good four+ years now. It's a damn shame, because /co/ used to be considered one of the more chill boards.

>>6477574
That looks like it would instantly melt

>>6477586
Was it good? What kinds of things did you use it on?

>>6471389
comfy

>tfw no gf to get twee treats with

Am I the only one who finds animal face foods off-putting? It's not particularly creepy or gross, but the cuteness is just not there and I'd rather go for something with a different design over it.

>>6478004
This is my only problem with cute animal foods

>>6471358
that actually looks phenomenal. if they added some seared mushrooms like hen of the woods/maitake id eat the fuck out of that dish

>>6477813
It was amazing. It was so good that I ended making a whole series of jam, jelly and canned fruit with lavender.

-Seedless raspberry lavender jam
-Lemon lavender marmalade
-Grapefruit sections in lavender syrup
-clementine sections in lavender syrup

The lavender jelly is very good on toast and biscuits. It would make an awesome additive to a vanilla lavender ice cream. I also will put a tablespoon in a tea cup and fill it with hot water for a quick lavender tea.

>>6478126
Thanks for the suggestions!
>Grapefruit sections in lavender syrup
Good Lord, that does sound heavenly..

>>6475781
What are some good brands for that?

>>6478262
It's super easy. All you do is peel the grapefruit and can the sections in lavender syrup.
I also candy the leftover grapefruit peel. I use the leftover syrup from making candied peels to make cocktails! Three different treats from a bag of grapefruit!

>>6478263
No idea. There might still be a tea thread up. Some anon in there might know

>>6478305
Oh man, that is awesome! Thanks so much for posting. I can't wait to do this this summer..

>>6477587
Those are adorable. Reminded me about Checkerboard cakes

>>6474001
>Cozy thread
Seconding this. Someone please do this once this one 404's

>>6478507
No problem, glad to share! My inlaws send me a giant crate of grapefruit each year from Florida (Indian River fruit!). I've gotten creative about using them all up.

You can find all these recipes (and a shit ton more) at PunkDomestics.com.

Giraffe roll

Leopard cake

>>6472091
Kek
Only on 4chan

I'm so hungry now. Great thread

>>6478574
I had a drean recen/tly about eating something like that only in the dream it was 4-dimensional but I could still eat it with my 3D moutH and it tasted lush.

>>6472325
Please tell me they played something wicked on that organ.
One day I want to go to the cathedrals of Europe and listen to those mammoth pipes

>>6471182
How do I make that? Looks great tbh and I'm not even sure of what it is.

>>6472408
> phone at the table of such an exquisite meal

absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>6472441
Looks like labia soup.
>>6473118
Fucking heavenly
>>6474220
Classic movie
> Kansas city faggots

>>6477587
Clever
>>6476710
Nooo, it stops too soon. What is that anyway?
Sorry if pleb question but I got to this thread from a /qa/ news thread.

If you care >>>/qa/106304

I never knew you guys were so based. Looks like I'll be lurking here more in the future.

>>6478851
>How do I make that? Looks great tbh and I'm not even sure of what it is.
It's samurai jelly. A sakura blossom in flavored gelatin with some kind of custard underneath.

>>6478882
>samurai
Sakura.. not samurai.

>>6477592
>I don't see any furfags on /an/, though
You haven't been to the horse threads

Red velvet that looks like bricks. It would make a cool cake for a contractor or if you could work the word 'brick' into a quote to pipe on the cake

>>6478855
Anon explained in a previous post that they were there as the photographer

>>6478876
>never knew you guys were so based
Don't be fooled. There is a good sized population of shitposters and casual corporate shills here too.

So glad this thread took off though and that there are plenty of other like-minded anons who are into this shit. It makes me optimistic for the future of the board.

>>6478844
I thought you were dead ;-;

>>6478532
>le shameless self plug
Bookmarked anyway

>>6477482
Neat. What are those?

>>6472006
Love the contrast, but grapefruit and chocolate? Is this good? Can anyone confirm?

>>6479088
>there are plenty of other like-minded anons who are into this shit
We've had these exact threads on /cgl/, and they were successful there too.

>>6479098
It seems like this kind of thing 404's on ck pretty quick for a slow board. Haven't been to cgl in forever but I remember a few good threads on food and the lifestyle-chans participating a lot in those

>>6471204


This is...elegant...? I hope.

>>6479144
>those unripe blackberries

Big eye tuna and strawberry rose garden. With kyuri.

>>6479167
Fair 'nuff.

>>6479170
This looks so good

More sushi. Not sure what the colored strips are

I think there's another one of these, if anyone has it

>>6479143
How do they do that so neatly..

>>6479088
>Anon explained in a previous post that they were there as the photographer

I know, I'm talking about the guest st the table. You can see his phone on next to him.

>>6479495
frozen long cubes of dough stacked into a pan ???

>>6478855
>labia soup
thats basically what flowers are

>>6479589
I love the Little Prince

>>6479597
yeah, i did a double take when i saw it in a bakery window and had to cross the street to have a closer look

from the same bakery

>>6479608
Very cool

luxirare's food blog is the epitome of elegance and you guys should check it out

>>6471501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO0_aNbL6Do

They're all made with royal icing and it really depends on what kind of food color you use

>>6479589
Did you know the word vanilla traces back it's origins to vagina?

>>6479088
>>6477482
I think it's some kind of candy.

>>6479088
>le shameless self plug
How? It's not my site, just a good place for canning recipes (among other things).

>>6477488
These look way better than they taste.

>>6477482
>>6480077
They're apparently chocolates handpainted to look like the planets by some Japanese chocolate shop.
Here's a link to all the stuff they sell: http://www.rihga.co.jp/osaka/leclat/chocolate.html

And I just realized the image limit has been reached, so I can't post the guide that shows what which planet's flavor is.

>>6477760
It has gotten worse in porportion to most of the other boards, in my opinion. It is still comparatively pretty chill as long as you don't bait anyone of coming from tumblr, which is 30% of posts.

But then again, /co/ and /ck/ are the only boards I really frequent, besides ocassionally lurking /cgl/ and /int/, the ranking with the LEAST chill boards, just to kick around and watch people cut throats over arm pudge and circle lenses or why Slavs are the best Europeans excluding Ukraine of course

>>6480391
Continue thread?
I want to see more of the planets, they are interesting to me in more than one way.

>>6480178
Didn't mean anything by it. It is a good site, thanks!

>>6479684
That blog is awesome, thanks Borneo

>>6480391
>>6480077
Very creative

>>6475014
It may be silly, but there should be a layer of creme underneath the raspberries. It irks me that they're just placed on the cake, dry

>>6472552
You mean it isn't just a citrus fruit? What is it?

>>6471999
That is lovely and totally counts

>>6480184
Totally imagine this is the case

Damn, I'm hungry now. Great bread, guise.

>>6479589
fail cake, he's only supposed to have 3 little volcanoes on his asteroid

>>6480501

>>6480501
Its one of hestons dishes, chicken liver pate with mandarin jelly.

http://youtu.be/EyD9_Ct0DIs 1:40

>>6471684
Say that to absolutely everything else in this thread

>>6472416
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>>6472325

*tips fedora*

>>6471700
This is a pokemon but i dont remember which one

>tfw normalfag mode for 10 years and countinh

>>6477584
This reminds me of pretty cure for some reason.

>>6483675
That's snorlax. And you were probably always a normalfag, just another casual

So.. time for another thread, or..?