/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i dunno man but these are some hot ass beats to put to roti making that's all i know

>>6465770
werd

>>6465758
That's kinda of neat

>>6465758

Damn you robot poor people food maker, do you have any idea how many manual roti makers that eek out a merger living supplying the upper class task masters with hand made roti this will drive in to utter despair and unemployment?.

>>6465825

yeah right. you think rich people will want to mess with this ridiculous contraption?

rich people do not.

>>6465758

>mfw the ceo came to approach me during a showcase.
>I was offered to work with them for the advertising/marketing sector for this machine.
>I was tasked with making it tony stark-esque where the entire machine comes apart in the commercial
>Easy as fuck cause I've done it before
>Had to move to Ausland from Singapore thus had to reject the offer.
>look them up now
>Too god damn successful.

God.

Fucking.

Damnit.

The CEO was a cool as fuck dude too.

>>6465834
imma skinny rich guy and i agree with this

>>6465834

bullshit, I can tell by the use of only light brown actors in the ad that this device is aimed at overlords to destroy the peasant manual roti classes.

>aw yeah got the new rotimatic
>put some music on, do a dance with the wine glasses
>put some tomatoes on the table
>tonight's gonna be real rotimantic
>wife's painting container ships again
>oh shit, rotimatic ran out of flour
>tries to make an all-water roti
>panic and try to stick a towel in
>rotimatic clamps down and starts cooking my hands
>wife can't hear me scream over the sick beats
>now have rotis for hands
>softness: 3

curry was pretty good though

>>6465835
What is your career?

>>6465758
So it automatically makes a single kind of flat bread relatively quickly?

I'm American and therefore fat and lazy, but I don't need a single fucking machine to exclusively make a single product. It's not like making something like that would take all that long.

>>6465835
you CAN go back and ask him. do it if you wanna. and you know the ceo directly, so you could possibly get a higher up job

>>6465856

3D General Artist.

Which is short form for saying I do concept to production to finalization. Sketching, Modelling, Texturing, Animating, Rendering, Post, the works.

>>6465866
I did, after I settled in Ausland, they weren't interested in hiring overseas employees. Too costly.

These are the kind of technology that makes women lazy ass

>>6465758
>watcha think?
another piece of tech made available for people to rely to do a task that really doesn't require electricity

fuck consumer technology

>>6465758
For the market it ain't bad, it's clearly targeted at Indian people who regularly serve rotis/flat bread with their curries
Since making a lot of that shit is time consuming and and monotonous I get the product and it seems like it's got quite a lot of support

But for the fact I rarely make flat breads, especially not a lot at a time, it is useless to me

>>6465867
you type
>3D General Artist.
I read
>3D General Autist.
fuck this place is ruining me

>>6465835
>The CEO was a cool as fuck dude too.

The CEO is female

You top liar

>>6465887
lel rekt

>>6465883
>moving through space using microwaves uses electricity
>NO YOU SHOULD USE STICKS AND FIRE AND FOOD AND WHATEVER ELSE YOUR BODY CONSUMES
>fuck consumer electronics
>you should just use shit tons of rocket fuel to propel a space probe

>>6465758
>2015
>instant roti maker
>not pizza dehydrating machines

>>6465887

k

>>6465888
holy
moly
triple
fazolis!

Looks like something Aperture Science would make

>>6465886

>>6465863

I bet your ok with this fattie?

>>6465924

r...rr..rr..e..eee...ee

fucking captch

>>6465924
>your
>fattie
>no picture

Time to stop posting, anon.

>>6465928 see >>6465927, faggot.

>>6465892
>implying spaceships are on the consumer market
>being this much of a goy
Keep buying a new phone every year, son

If this made tortillas too I think I would get it. I don't even know what a roti is, but they look good.

>starting price for pre-orders of $599.
>sold out until 2016

I want it now.

Which countries is this machine targeting? It certainly isn't for the Indian market cause all the people who could afford a machine like this also have people who clean and cook for them. That sort of cheap labour is also found in Singapore where the company is from. So I'm guessing this will be marketed towards Indians living in Canada, Britain, Australia and US?

>>6466042
That's cheaper than I thought it'd be. If it gets down to $199, and they can do a burrito-sized tortilla version, then I'd buy it.

I love that "How It's Made" show or whatever it's called on Food Network. I, for one, think food made in a factory is appealing.

>>6466072

I'd probably wait for around that, perhaps $250. My fiance is half Bengali so she always wants this sort of shit when I cook food for her. Plus it's delicious

>>6465849
underrated

>>6465887
>>6465894
LOL

>bakrekted

>>6465849
Made me giggle.

Wouldn't the target audience for this device have servants who do the cooking for them?

>>6465758
>he washes the presumably dirty parts from that machine without dish detergent

>>6465758
At first I thought this was an automated waffle machine. Then I watched the video and while it's impressive, I was set for waffles and am now disappointed.

>>6466072
ur kids will be/are filthy mongrel mutts

>>6465920
NINJAMOD DELETE ME AND MY FAZOLIS NIGGA PLS

CHECK DEEEZ

looks like a tortilla to me

This doesn't make tortillas or pitas. What were they thinking? So much wasted potential. If it did all three I wouldn't hesitate to buy it.

>>6465758

>>6465876
no, it gives them time to reach their full potential in pursuits like painting. Didn't you watch the goddamn video?

>>6467457
I had to look up roti, at first i thought it was a pupusa. I'm mexican american and from socal, yet i didn't discover pupusas until i moved to the south with all its central american illegals.

pretty sweet find. I kind of miss them.

>>6465849
10/10
>tries to make an all-water roti
Imagine the shit it would have done to Mike Teevee or Augustus Gloop.

Now if only they could make a machine which makes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

Vintage CK users won't even have to click the embedded link, they'll just recognize the video ID.

>>6465758
I would buy several, one for each room of the house.
Imagine eating fresh roti on the shitter.
>Heaven

>>6468084
How am I not surprised that an Indian eats where they shit?

>>6468092
Didn't we just have a thread about people that eat in the bathroom? Mostly Americans. Eat shit faggots.

>>6465758
>has time to make fancy salads
>somehow can't spend 10 minutes making roti
>you still need to wash it after the meal, which takes even more time than making it and dunking the bowls in the dishwasher

This is horrible