/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I fucking hate potted meat so much. I have no idea how I ate that shit as a kid.

>>6445234

My girlfriend invited me to her place tonight to eat Hare Pie. Never had it /ck/ what should I expect?

My gf says I'm a gonna love it. Said her ex bf couldn't eat enough of it.

>>6445234
woah, it's like cat food for people.

>>6445258
Did you hate the vienna sausages too? IT was decent enough if you were starving and lazy.

>>6445276
If you warm them up and eat them with saltines you can pretend you're eating food that doesn't come from a can. It was spam I hated. Fuck spam.

>>6445234
is potted meat how you translate "pate" into english? what's the difference?

>>6445287
No, it's "meat" product that comes in a can. You add some mayo to it and smear it on a sandwich. Unsurprisingly, it's made by the same guys who make Vienna weenies.

>>6445268
not what you are probably expecting, ya horny kid.it's like welsh rarbit Cheese on toast. Don't be hauling coal to Newcastle,(which by the way, despite massive adverts, is pretty sucky beer).

>>6445234
I like taking the labels off of potted meat and eating it with crackers.

It makes me feel cool eating meat from an unmarked can because I'm autistic.

>>6445313
>Eating potted meat straight from the can
I had no idea people did this. We always mixed it with mayo to make it slightly less shit.

>>6445297
hi newfriend, welcome to the internets

>>6445348
Hi newfriend, that's rambling man, a known /ck/ poster.

>welcome to the internets

kill yourself

>>6445268
You're old enough to make a joke revolving around hairy pussy yet despite your age you are still hanging around on image boards making lame jokes. Damn man, sorry for you.

>>6445357
I feel bad, because I didn't realize it was a joke. I thought they were really going to eat hare pie.

>>6445363
>>6445357

Fuck, the joke went right over my head

>>6445235
Its a rather impressive photo if you look close enough

>>6445268
I put MSG when I want to make sure people like my stuff too.

>>6445297
Is rambling guy Australian or British then?

>>6445378

>>6445238
white american cheese is the best though

>>6445410
>implying it's cheese
>implying it's american
>implying it's the best
>implying it's white

>>6445410
Kraft singles are not cheese. They aren't even legally allowed to refer to it as cheese, hence singles.

I don't mind some Kraft singles on a grilled cheese or in an omelet sometimes, but that shit ain't cheese.

Taco Bell Waffle Taco

Dollar Store "Ribeye"

>>6445701
The difference in color between these two "steaks" is very off-putting

>>6445234

Sextuple cheeseburger, anyone?

>>6445715
are you a book binder ?

>>6445739
Not a book binder, just a fat slob with a fancy desk lamp

>>6445690
What was it like?

>>6445803
Just awful. Doesn't even taste like Doritos. Lukewarm nacho cheese, soggy. Just piss poor all around as you would expect

>>6445731

that bottle cannot be real

it looks like something you would have paint thinner or muriatic acid in or something

>>6445846
Beat me to it

>>6445780
You're an hero <3

>>6445846
Yeah. I was thinking something you put in your gas tank to clean injectors or boost octane.

And y'all quit disrespecting mayo by using it in the same room as potted peckers and did out kebab

Of all the questionable canned "meats" my father made me eat as a child, this was my favorite.

>>6445295
what's this, food for ants?

>>6445234
>pretty much all of /ck/ most of the time, with a smattering of exceptions
>and still people complain about pretentiousness on the board
wtf is wrong with people?

>>6445287
Pate is made with liver and it actually tastes good. Potted meat is made out of mysteries and it's salty as fuck. It tastes like fucking ocean water.

>>6445410
racist

>>6445235
What's with the random Derpy Hooves?

>>6445707
Holy shit that looks so fucking bad. It looks like it's infested with parasites.

>>6447329
There were a couple threads in /b/ and /ck/ about a guy who bought a bag of those and ate them a while back. I'm pretty sure he had to buy a new toilet after that.

If it says "food/meat/juice/liquid product," stay far away.

>>6445234
What is that goop?

>>6446994

I'm glad someone else posted that good corned beef hash; this canned crap made many a clutch college breakfast.

It's honestly pretty alright, too, especially if you throw some egg in there.

>>6447354
I bet he feels so relieved after that.

>>6445690
these are strange. i don't actually know what they're made of but it's definitely not food.

>>6445846
It's on purpose. 'Manly' sauces.

>>6447354

>>6445780
That's a shame. As a bookseller I've always wanted to get into the art and science of book binding, but no real moneys and no one in my shop has that kind of knowhow. But the history and techniques of binding have always fascinated me.

>I bet we can convince them to eat hydrogenated textile waste product instead of cream!
total victory

>>6445467
it has 51% cheese, it can be called cheese

>>6445287
Its like if you took the lowest quality hotdog and put it in a blender.

>>6447787
>looks the same going in as it does coming out

I'm kind of ashamed that this is a semi-regular part of my diet.

They call it Wolf Brand Chili because it's basically dog food.

>>6445268
Mfw eating hare I literally shoot in the head because they are in my garden.

>>6447811
Mfw making my own cream from heavy cream for hot cocoa.

>>6446994
I sometimes mix a couple of tablespoons of that in a saucepan with baked beans (and a little curry/chili powder and a load of hot sauce). Serve in a mug. Eat in bed.

Also mixes quite well with instant noodles. It's kind of okay for a cheap and easy pasta sauce too (chopped tomatoes, sliced peppers, pitted black olives, garlic, herbs and spices).

Pretty depressing if you're used to real diced steak or chicken though.

>>6447806
you can always start, you dont go doing fancy leather covers in custom print books on day1, start with simple paper covers, takes cents on the materials but you can do some real fancy stuff.
Then once you are good you move on to expensive stuff

start making covers for cheap notebooks
then on to binding your own booklets of bland paper
there's hundreds of knots and lines or glued variations

>>6445234

that potted meat sure goes good with them french fried pataters

uh huh

>>6448489
What's this?

>>6448488
>Oh no its not cow or pig it must be disgusting

>>6448492
yuropean kebab with sauces if my eyes are to be trusted

>>6448489
Donner meat with burger sauce.

>>6448016

>>6448489
as a fat fuck i see no issue here

>>6445234

>>6448697
>for men and dogs

>>6448697
I thought it was this. Used to eat this shit for breakfast when I was a kid. It's actually pretty tasty.

>>6448488
I'm not quire sure what's wrong with that. Isn't it just perfectly healthy mince?

>>6445701
>>6445707
>>6448694
>>6448697
>>6449761
Only things itt I find questionable/wouldn't eat. Most of this stuff is bretty good.
But this stuff >>6449761 is especially shite. Tasted like canned disappointment and they don't nearly have the amount of "meat" in them as the picture.

>>6447993
I mixed this shit with some salsa con queso and dunked my cheetos into it. Shit was cash.

>>6445690
Never tried em but they looks delicious.

>>6445708
Read an article the other day that said these pistachios come from the middle east and are often bruised or brown on the shells, so they dye them to disguise the blemishes to make people buy them.

I like pic related. It's just a shame they only give you so many per box.

>>6445238

Is there black American? And native American? And ethnicity-fluid American?

>>6445268
>My gf says I'm a gonna love it
>Said her ex bf couldn't eat enough of it.

That's a good sign

This is real. I can go to the store and buy this.

>>6450268
I know just what to wash it down with.

>>6450268
don't knock that shit man. I buy that brand at Walmart and oddly enough its more enjoyable than the pricey brand names. fucking wound up saving about 30 a month on food by getting that brand, it all adds up

>>6450573
That's because offbrand food is usually produced at the same exact factory branded food is.

>>6448491
I forgot name of that movie.

>>6448583

> Donner

Oh you niggers are so funny

>>6450268
>>6450541
Those remind me of this.

>>6451177
it looks like strawberry soft serve

>>6451171
pemmican is probably one of the most natural foods going and contains all the vitamins and nutrients you could want.It has no place in this thread.

>>6451186
That's some pale kebab. Still, would devour.

>>6451181

I bet that can be used for eggs and cheese, too

>>6451299
Voids the warranty, probably.

>>6451186
Thank you based Scotland

>>6445295

>>6450745
Slingblade

>>6451351
that's not how you eat morecambe bay potted shrimps, you're supposed to warm them up and the butter melts. They're good.

source: I'm from near morecambe

>>6445731
>"Proud of our Squirt!"

Everytime

>>6450735
This. right here when you buy name brand the extra money doesn't exactly mean quality your paying extra for them to advertise

>>6451527
Nothing like /ck/ to fuck up a simple Heat-n-Eat "recipe".

>>6445697
Unbelievable. This is a breakfast thing?

>>6445268
Bitch made you dinner. Put a ring on that finger.

>>6445357
Wow I have downs

>>6446994
>>6447731
Aside from this, spam and kippers - canned meat triggers me

>>6451527
>butter

>>6451180
I believe it was extruded marshmallow or something like that. Mechanically separated meat looks like... mincemeat.

>>6453303
http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/msm.asp

>>6453030

>>6453312
and I am saying the commonly shown picture is not mechanically separated meat.

>>6450268
>not even a stockphoto of the finished product on the front

>>6450735
I work for a brokerage for a bacon company. It's not the exact same but the same company makes it. They code it as "private label" which means that their label never shows up. So basically, bacon company A makes bacon out of shittier cuts and sells it to the grocery store for a very low price and no one knows.

>>6445697

>going through a rough time
>living out of my car for a couple months
>the local tacobell opens for breakfast, like the first couple weeks ever
>try a coffee and their deluxe burrito
>it's basically salsa in a tortilla
>try their cheap, sausage borritos for a dollar each
>eat 3
>spend 40 minutes at a safeway bathroom shitting out paste

>>6447082
hell naw, ants are smart enough to not eat this shit.

>>6453557

>>6451186
>no irn bru
Literally wasted potential

>>6450027

>that fucking guy that replies to every post with his stupid opinions nobody cares about

>>6448561
They didn't even try with this. They couldn't even call it spread? Spread sounds more appetizing than "paste."

Anyone ever have this?

Apparently it's a Southern thing.

>>6455914

Holy jesus fucking shitting christ, that looks like death.

>>6455914
>Cereal Added

what the fuck?

>>6455968
that's a pretty common thing for cheap sausage actually. Once I saw a pack of sausage labeled "gluten free!" and I was like wtf of course it is, until I remembered

>>6455968
cheaper sausages and other forcemeat products tend to be stretched out with grains and shit. like meatloaf.

>>6453569
It's not. The article explains what it is, which is why I linked it.