/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Looks good in all, would eat. I'd have cooked the bacon less, poached the eggs and left out the beans. Good call on the tomatoes though. Too many people leave them out.

Could also do with a bloody Mary next to it.

2 Eggs exceed the daily suggested intake of cholesterol.

Meat causes cancer.

Sausage contain pork lips and anuses.

Try again, Britbong.

>>6385243
>Sausage contain pork lips and anuses.

>meat product contains meat
>he's such a girl as to whine about it

why don't you put your own lips and anuses to use and get fucked

>>6385242
What shit are you talking why would you remove the beans. They're a part of a breakfast.

I'm not a fan of tomatoes so I always leave them out. I also do the American thing and add hash browns (cheap frozen ones full of grease), even though I am a full-on Britfag. No cooked breakfast is complete without black pudding and lashings of HP Sauce though

Swap the tomato for a slice of black pudding, and I'd be all over that.

Looks good OP

>>6385234
I love the broiled tomato and mushroom tradition of a full breakfast. What I don't get is bread that is soaked in grease. I love a lightly buttered toast that will pick up the runny yolk, however.

>>6385234

a bit jelly.

>>6385234
Done.

>>6385243
>2 Eggs exceed the daily suggested intake of cholesterol.
ITT, it's 1985

>>6385454
>Leaving egg whites
You trying to start something buddy?

>>6385454
>didn't eat the egg whites

What a fucking retard lmao.

>>6385454
next time make egg in the basket to prevent burnt egg whites

>>6385466
The dog got the egg whites, he likes them.

>>6385506
Pic related: mah dawg.

>>6385234
Looks delicious. Recipe?

>>6385530
Throw random shit from your fridge into a pan, then fry it in the unhealthiest grease you can find until everything is thoroughly carcinogenous and artery-clogging

>>6385454

i finally understand now. this whole thread was a setup to trigger me

well played, OP.

the eggs are just a bit more done than I like, but otherwise fantastic.Link sausages, back bacon ( UK bacon little resembles typical US, belly, or streaky bacon, more like like ham, which to be honest, I like. At least 40-55% is not lost as excess grease, and really not too thrilled with the thought of someone striping a leg vein for by-pass heart surgery.) I like beans, sauteed mushrooms, and canned Roma tomatoes are just fine with me. I also like that the bread was obviously buttered before toasting(or frying). All the plate lacks is a little strawberry rhubarb jam or apple jelly. ( sorry UK and England, not a huge fan of orange marmalade or lemon curd.) And to be honest, Though I enjoy beans and bacon on toast,( Mom was Britt,,England, Bristol in fact (like The somewhat notorious Ed Teach... Blackbeard... and by the way, nasty thugs who would slit yore throat for a drink of rum, not pirates of the Caribbean or treasure island.)I digress. That looks mighty good, maybe subbing fried potatoes and spring onions for the beansCup of hot black tea at breakfast You get the hot, sweet milky tea with toast at bed time, aka 101 dalmations. Or Kon-tiki. Never fail to read to your kids, and encourage them to read. My Dad was Scotts/Irish (scotch is a drink)but USA, also a cop. (constable on patrol) both were great. And Dad could grill steaks, make beans and ham hocks, black coffee,and burn an egg in 90 seconds flat. With lot's of black pepper. They both tought me two or three things.We all bleed red on the inside, never give up, teach your kid's to read, and if you lay out of school you better really be sick. (also if you hear your middle name called, you are screwed ie XXXX XXX XXXX you are about to miss the bus, Don't make me come up /in there.) Sorry, got far afield from traditional English Breakfasts, But far fewer traditional Englishmen left. Or Women. Used to eat thiose prior to early morning squirel hunting trips, then no one wanted to hunt.

>>6385234
Not bad m8; liking the inclusion of mushrooms and tomatoes. If it were me I'd go with either bacon or sausage (not both) and include an ample portion of black pudding instead.

>>6385647
You forget to take your medication or something?

>>6385667

looks like stimulant hypergraphia to me. oh well, better hypergraphia than the 10+ hour fapathons that creep up on you

Egg dome with tatertots bacon and shredded cheese. Taste good!

>>6385667
Naw, just took some...( 4 oz vodka and 4 oz sunkist diet orange - all the flavor, most of the caffine and red
d bull drinkers can frankly FO. Seriously, home from the hospital, a bit "webbly" but nice to have good friends. who brought me home and went shopping for me.( though I'd kill them, sometimes) I took 6 oxys and two MS a day for 9 months. and have a legitimate script for 30 a month, but would rather not. Again.>>6385679
actually, alcohol is a depressant. I was just saying I like full English breakfast, but maybe modified. When cooped up in a hospital, for a while, you dream of getting out, coming home, and nice as the are, not be at everyone's beck and call to give blood or answer the damn phone, (always ... just out of convenient reach)
And believe it or not, I am distant Jewish. part RC (not royal crown) Anglican, Babtist, though mostly Methodist, and believe it or not, some Muslims. They are not all bad.No one likes "IN YOUR FACE" ANYTHING. Many very good) My family could be tagged - or tarred and feathered, as just as bad. or worse). ?This is 4 chan, but persoally, I hate screaming preachers who waddle up to a podium, declam against everyone and thing except themselves and are smug, self satisfied... Thou fool.. know you not that this day...I have meet and been helped by Hindi's, Buddhists,, and agnostics, or Wiccans. at least honest. No problem. Sorry I get side tracked. Try not to be a stumbling block to anyone. That's what's tough. And I fuck up every day. et tues, brutus?

Looks okay, but tinned tomatoes and no black pudding makes me sad.

>>6385679
Hey now, the 10+ hours are spread out over a weekend

>>6385234

How big are you? That's gotta be around 1000 calories.

>>6385243
>Sausage contain pork lips and anuses
Sounds delicious

>>6385234
Everything looks good, solid English breakfast, with one exception: your mushroom is inadequately seasoned for being a typical white agaric.

>>6385243