Cringe Thread

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Cringe Thread Anonymous Tue Mar 31 22:58:27 2015 No.6374732 [Reply] [Original]

Post cringe food related videos and pictures.

starting with a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:20:20 2015 No.6374791 File: 900 KB, 1336x4460, 8a38ba_5249538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374732 does anyone have the videos with the guy in shit living conditions that cooks in his bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:26:18 2015 No.6374808 >>6374791 youtube -> masaokis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:28:49 2015 No.6374817 File: 16 KB, 244x255, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374732 >I have an oven that will be placed at approximately level 7 Dumb lady it's either set at seven or it ain't

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:36:27 2015 No.6374841 >>6374732 OP, use SAUCE not PASTE What kind of fucking moron are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:41:13 2015 No.6374854 >>6374817 all she ever says is approximately, have you seen the video where she waste approximately half a pound of fucking meat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:42:15 2015 No.6374855 >>6374854 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiRjxaNTWM

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:43:42 2015 No.6374860 >>6374732 >approximately level 7 ..i'm guessing thats 'medium high'. I also have a feeling this lady owns multiple cats, and approximately 0 children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:46:41 2015 No.6374872 >>6374860 was probably one of her kids filming for her. i'm under the impression that her food is so cringeworthy, they just refused to keep doing it for her, and that's why her glorious videos have ceased.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:14:24 2015 No.6374960 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:15:48 2015 No.6374965 File: 41 KB, 800x479, dirtybulk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:15:54 2015 No.6374966 >>6374855 Now someone needs to make the meatballs along with the sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:19:07 2015 No.6374974 >>6374960 did anyone else hear the snort near the beginning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:20:38 2015 No.6374980 >>6374965 >genetics

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:21:28 2015 No.6374983 File: 34 KB, 500x334, genejudes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:22:31 2015 No.6374984 >>6374808 The fuck man, clean up that kitchen! Waaaait a sec, the stove is in the bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:24:40 2015 No.6374988 >>6374808 I cringed like a mofo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:31:23 2015 No.6375011 >>6374988 >mofo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:33:15 2015 No.6375019 File: 58 KB, 480x480, pr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6375011 >motherfucker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SAmjzWbg7c

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:39:12 2015 No.6375029 File: 18 KB, 678x281, 4413456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yzO-1MJZSM

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:43:28 2015 No.6375035 >>6375019 it's really sad how they make fun of that sub-human by pretending to be his friend.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:47:15 2015 No.6375039
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>>6375035
Well, what I thought was funny, was how they said that people are enthralled by the little guy, so they thought there was some sort of surprise.
Yeah, the surprise is that we want you and your little friend to eat tarantulas.
>kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7GzqcwYBWM

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:49:07 2015 No.6375044 >>6375039 do you have some fucking tarantula fetish or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:51:54 2015 No.6375048 >>6375044 Ayyyyyy, lmao! Nope, but it makes me cringe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:53:11 2015 No.6375049 >>6375048 You make me ashamed to be white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:55:53 2015 No.6375055 >>6375019 >>6375029 >>6375039 I've eaten fried grasshopper before I'd do it again too. I would try the spiders and scorpions in a second.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:57:12 2015 No.6375057 >>6375055 Well, that's cool, but I can't stomach it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:58:25 2015 No.6375059 File: 312 KB, 594x396, white.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6375049 Well, then go turn a different color. Besides, it's not like you're really white.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:58:55 2015 No.6375060

>>6375055
bugs have more protein than cows and chicken per amount. itd be more efficient to farm these fuckers and eat them, they have a spicy kick that I like, but nooo its 'too gross' id rather eat a bug than a cow that eats its own shit and has constant mastitis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:00:47 2015 No.6375063 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF2P-hLAZZ4 not cooking, but it involves food

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:02:11 2015 No.6375068 >>6375060 You have a point, but being raised in such a way, I would have to totally change my thinking and attitudes towards eating insects. I mean, a tarantula has the digested guts of other bugs in its abdomen...so that is pretty gross too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:02:37 2015 No.6375072 >>6375060 It's not like the texture is that bad too, it was crunchy and maybe a little too dry, but that was probably because of the seasoning. It really is just people not being able to ge over that It's a bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:02:38 2015 No.6375073 >>6374960 The fact that people can wind up like this makes me ill

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:04:34 2015 No.6375077 >>6375073 Like, I weigh over 300 pounds, and I don't understand how someone can look like that. I don't even know how fat can grow like that on hands and faces.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:04:53 2015 No.6375079

>>6375068
well if we farmed them they would probably be fed other worms which too are good for you and would be a staple in a bug based diet, as for smaller bugs im not sure, because if we are too cheap to feed cows grass who says well feed it to the bugs, maybe we will because its cheaper and they only live so long

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:05:04 2015 No.6375080 >>6375063 omfg, yes good deed, now get the fuck lost you autistic bastard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:06:53 2015 No.6375083 >>6375072 the crunch can easily be remedied by soaking bugs similar to how we soak nuts. seriously soak them overnight in a marinade and then cook them up with some nice rice, kinda craving them ngl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:06:59 2015 No.6375084 >>6375079 I think it's a good idea, but most of western culture just doesn't see it in a good light, even though it does have its benefits. In the east, they make due with what they have, so to them it's no big deal, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:16:35 2015 No.6375104 >>6374960 ugh its makes me so sad to see this, like how can they get so fat, has the cutie pie on the left always have crossed eyes? why does the cutie on the lefts fat accumulate in her forehead ive seen fatter girls with less face fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:39:02 2015 No.6375142 File: 11 KB, 284x280, 1395459235191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374960 >he doesn't store his genetics in his forehead

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 03:35:36 2015 No.6375316 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8NE6Sv3AXk

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 03:37:19 2015 No.6375320 File: 3.30 MB, 458x392, fucking go.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhBg0Hv_0vU

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 07:06:05 2015 No.6375495 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hg0eXHcbws I can't find the one where she literally feeds him lawn fertilizer cupcakes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 07:10:51 2015 No.6375497 File: 104 KB, 480x360, 1338071331426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374732 >mfw she's cutting the onion

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 07:24:56 2015 No.6375510 >>6374808 This is just bait right? R-right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 07:31:38 2015 No.6375517 >>6375510 No,the man is just mentally ill. Though if you look at his latest videos, his kitchen is surprisingly clean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:08:11 2015 No.6375610 >>6375077 How the fuck do you reach 300lbs im 6'1 170 and i put on 10 lbs over xmas and felt shit about it. Lucky im not a mentally ill fat lazy cunt so i lost it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:43:37 2015 No.6375656
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>>6375517
He's just autistic as fuck. He has two homes, that hoarder slumlord apartment where he drinks and the nice place. He's also a lawyer that is fluent in English, French, and Japanese. Has an ex wife too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:27:30 2015 No.6375745 >>6375142 I'd like to store my genetics on her forhead. If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:34:25 2015 No.6376208 >>6375068 >a tarantula has the digested guts of other bugs in its abdomen Dude you don't want to know what people feed cows and chickens

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:43:01 2015 No.6376233 Requesting that cringe pic of someone that made their own 'after dinner mint' aperitifs that was literally discs of Aquafresh toothpaste

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:46:32 2015 No.6376246 >>6376208 We also don't eat the contents of their stomachs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:00:29 2015 No.6376293 File: 483 KB, 1152x1600, 1384440059325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6376233

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:05:04 2015 No.6376301 File: 63 KB, 599x608, 1413573263372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6376293 Thank you, anon. Here's a relevant food pic I've dug out in exchange

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:07:40 2015 No.6376311 File: 188 KB, 701x327, 1416816973376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:12:40 2015 No.6376323 File: 74 KB, 571x448, 1420935484926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1kkkE5DY4

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:15:06 2015 No.6376331 >>6376311 What's wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:19:26 2015 No.6376341 File: 2.30 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_20150401_201327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >make chocolate milk from powder >leave mug overnight >make chocolate milk again or add coffee Makes my friends cringe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:19:42 2015 No.6376344 File: 706 KB, 1280x720, THETASTE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374732

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:21:08 2015 No.6376349 File: 11 KB, 254x240, 1394606283448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6376341 >bottom of the cup trypophobia is my home now

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:31:47 2015 No.6376369 Anons in the cringe thread from a month ago kept going on and on about this one dude who undercooked chicken and was a general fuck up in the kitchen. I think he wore a yellow hat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:40:13 2015 No.6376401 >>6375055 large black carpenter ants taste like sweet tarts 110% honest

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:44:12 2015 No.6376414 >>6376401 fire ants taste like dish soap. I remember eating some in my sandbox when I was a kid. Still remember the exact taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:45:00 2015 No.6376418 File: 1.28 MB, 311x240, 1347856465584.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've got a classic for you OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM >mfw watching him cut the onion

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:47:06 2015 No.6376423 File: 721 KB, 1280x800, tk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374808

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:49:30 2015 No.6376428 >>6375019 what pussies... it's basically the same as lobster or crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:53:00 2015 No.6376436 >>6375035 the gimp or the shitskins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:54:19 2015 No.6376438 >>6374974 Yes.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:42:19 2015 No.6376561

>>6375656
Also Masao is somewhat wealthy and has traveled a bit including Italy and Japan.

>>6374855
>washes hands for less than a second under cold water
The meat she used had enough fat content that they could have been baked.
This bitch is such an awful cook but acts like she's the worlds fucking greatest.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:49:36 2015 No.6376581

>>6374965
>>6374960

I just don't understand how anybody could let that happen to themselves. It's not like you wake up one day and snap, you're fucking fat. This shit takes years and at some point they just had to think "Gee, maybe I'm eating too much/the wrong things, better change!". I just cannot understand it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:52:28 2015 No.6376596 >>6376311 That's pretty clever though. Did you upload the wrong picture? Did you want to upload the one where those girls are making slippers out of maxi pads

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 16:01:02 2015 No.6376621 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi3kW4wezw8

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 16:44:57 2015 No.6376750 File: 547 KB, 1944x1944, 1411597640977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374965 >She's opening a ranch dressing bottle

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 17:02:30 2015 No.6376798 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByfO4tIzcSs this guys has eaten butter at least 5 times now, and over a pounds worth each time. i get he works out but there no need to eat so much butter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 17:15:50 2015 No.6376839 >>6376561 The washing hands without soap thing really annoyed me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 17:25:35 2015 No.6376864 >>6374855 she just chucked away half the fucking dish because it went on the bench? wtf?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:35:33 2015 No.6377058 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6C_Zj_J7tM&ab_channel=RoboticBagel

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:39:56 2015 No.6377064 >>6376331 >>6376596 it relies on you being willing to either eat or waste the bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:17:12 2015 No.6377306 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Bk_jUB4og&spfreload=10

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:18:01 2015 No.6377307 >>6374808 Did he just randomly flush the toilet in the middle of the video?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:24:46 2015 No.6377318 >>6375055 scorpions aren't that great tbh

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:39:36 2015 No.6377355 File: 2.13 MB, 2592x1944, IMG_20150324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey bro thanks for letting me borrow your pan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:49:14 2015 No.6377368 File: 44 KB, 500x375, 20090430-cannedchicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whole chicken in a can gets my vote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:53:17 2015 No.6377378 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhfpV3AyoGY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:53:58 2015 No.6377379 >>6377378 Queer

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:54:50 2015 No.6377384 >>6377379 HE'S TRANS NOT QUEER YOU SHITLORD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:55:50 2015 No.6377385 >>6377379 I MEAN SHE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:56:01 2015 No.6377386 >>6374808 WTF

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:59:57 2015 No.6377392 >>6374732 >5 cloves of garlic >Garlic powder >Whole fucking onion How is this edible?

Elusive !6Fk.zjvlFM Wed Apr 1 21:00:55 2015 No.6377396

I had an extreme odd ball as a roommate once. The cooking related oddities would be getting a expensive steak and then leave it in the fridge sitting in a random mix of condiments for a day or two. I know once the combination was salsa, mustard, barbeque sauce, and pepper.

The real scary thing he did was used one cup over and over without washing it or rinsing it for weeks at a time. I had seen him make the Mio squeeze water around noon, then strawberry milk that night. Next day would be tea and koolaid. Then chocolate milk and more Mio. If you looked at the cup you would see a rainbow of residue caked on the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 21:04:41 2015 No.6377406 >>6375495 Goddamn this poor kid. That lady just spews insanity 24/7. She got arrested for molesting him, didn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 21:08:09 2015 No.6377410 >>6377306 >a little insane

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 02:11:30 2015 No.6378122 >>6376418 autism to the extreme

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 06:19:20 2015 No.6378382 >>6374808 Jesus christ how horrifying Is he dutch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 07:17:50 2015 No.6378450 File: 2.22 MB, 346x260, oiojdh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6378382 French-Canadian. Quebec I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 07:27:25 2015 No.6378464 File: 808 KB, 275x206, 1425422498159.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6376418 >mfw watching all that he sounds like a duck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 08:05:37 2015 No.6378518 >>6376293 Chizzy! http://lifedeathtoptips.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 08:30:48 2015 No.6378564 File: 29 KB, 500x500, reimu2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6376621 >wreckless

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 08:52:37 2015 No.6378590 >>6375055 I would eat a grasshopper, scorpion or ants. But I wouldn't eat a tarantula or a grub. That soft squishiness turns me off. I want crunchy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 08:58:55 2015 No.6378595 >>6377406 Nope. She never went to jail. He did get rescued by Canadian CPS and lives with his dad now, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 09:01:43 2015 No.6378598 >>6378595 please tell me more about this. the channel is 7 years old...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 09:32:12 2015 No.6378661 >>6376369 Did he have a chimp as a companion?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 09:48:48 2015 No.6378688 >>6376621 They are insanely lame, I don't like those guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 10:01:25 2015 No.6378721 >>6375320 How horrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 10:30:00 2015 No.6378784 File: 34 KB, 480x640, eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 10:31:06 2015 No.6378785 >>6378784 B-but I like deviled eggs... Those pictured look like they may be a bit overcooked, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 10:35:21 2015 No.6378797 >>6378784 woulddevour/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 10:39:22 2015 No.6378808 >>6378785 >>6378797 >eating the food of the devil

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 10:40:24 2015 No.6378809 >>6378808 >implying the food of the devil isn't devil's food cake

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 10:42:26 2015 No.6378815 >>6377378 This fucking guy. IIRC there's a bunch of videos of him acting like an entitled cunt. I so want to punch his face. Dem tendies, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 10:55:26 2015 No.6378845 >>6378598 https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Katherine_Marion

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 11:03:40 2015 No.6378865 File: 115 KB, 525x600, 525px-Kaelin_Montage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6375495 I am confused.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 11:15:21 2015 No.6378892 >>6378865 would you or would you not gay him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 11:19:37 2015 No.6378900 >>6378892 I don't know, on some pics he looks like a delightful trap that would squeal when penetrated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 11:28:40 2015 No.6378926 >>6378900 he's 18 now, juss sayin >moma k would make sure his pubes were always shaved

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 11:49:11 2015 No.6378985 >>6378845 Oh god. I never knew about that. I thought that was a cute little girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 11:53:30 2015 No.6379004 >>6375320 >she isn't even doing it right >forces herself to eat She'd be fucking cute if she even dropped to like 200 because I like fatties. What a goddamn shame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 11:55:47 2015 No.6379012 >>6378926 >hippy >shaved pubes lol >>6378892 You'd have to fight his mom for him

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 11:58:42 2015 No.6379020 >>6379012 >lol Not sure if you're laughing because you don't believe, but it's 100% true. That lady is off the wall bonkers. He'll probably end up like Buffalo Bill, cross dressing and wearing womens' skin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 12:01:28 2015 No.6379030 File: 54 KB, 408x450, 1426085790126-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374965 All that soda

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:09:28 2015 No.6379171 >>6374808 Hoarding is literally a mental problem and he needs therapy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:28:01 2015 No.6379211 >>6376293 That will murder people

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:29:59 2015 No.6379216 >>6376418 Parents honestly need to monitor kids online, especially under 16. He is just cosplaying and being weird but that makes him a laughing stock online

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:33:14 2015 No.6379224 >>6375495 Flowers are edible however from the sounds of it his mom is an abusive hippie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:36:25 2015 No.6379225 >>6379224 she used to make him eat fertilizer cupcakes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:36:57 2015 No.6379226 >>6377378 jesus fucking christ, someone should have punched his face into the wall. hassling those ladies and being a monumental obnoxious cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:40:11 2015 No.6379232 >>6379226 I didn't watch it, but is it the fag who doesn't know what buffalo wings are?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:44:46 2015 No.6379243 >>6379232 lel, yea it is actually. how did you guess?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:49:40 2015 No.6379252 >>6376418 >he's wearing the apron under the T-shirt nice touch

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:50:07 2015 No.6379255 >>6377378 I'd like to see him try that shit in a small business, where the drones aren't tied to a faceless consumer-shackled corporation. What's that? You're not happy? Oh well, sucks to be you. :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:50:38 2015 No.6379259 >>6379243 I've seen it before, and from your brief reaction, I pretty much figured it out. He's a terrible person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:55:03 2015 No.6379266 >>6375495 Did she say sundoll or son, doll I'm confused I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 15:55:27 2015 No.6379566 >>6374808 >finish watching this >find this magnum opus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYBsPv_BtOE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:09:25 2015 No.6379607 >>6379020 Nope, he's perfectly normal now. Well, I've heard some rumours that he's a complete ass or whatever, but that's kind of to be expected considering what raised him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 18:07:19 2015 No.6380014 File: 13 KB, 259x194, gross.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6375104 >cutie

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 19:48:17 2015 No.6380279 >>6374855 "With the transfer of possible microbes in my meatballs." Tf that's why you wash your fucking counter this fucking person is retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:02:54 2015 No.6380490 File: 96 KB, 527x527, 1044962_691993634205561_5815653721963952272_n[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6378865 He's a damn handsome man now. Just amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:07:45 2015 No.6380511 >>6374960 5:10 for anyone who wants to understand how miserable the human condition can be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:43:13 2015 No.6380657 >>6374732 God I love this video. Tim and Eric have to be secretly behind it. Everything is just perfectly wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:07:05 2015 No.6380762 >>6376369 Cooking with Jack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uxyg3KSlfc

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:19:34 2015 No.6380810 >>6374808 >Heating steak on dirty toilet rim >Drops it on floor >Picks it up, puts it back on the toilet Nearly choked up my food. If I ever get bad enough to live like him, I'll fucking hang myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:21:11 2015 No.6380815 >>6374984 >>6374988 >>6375510 >>6376423 >>6377386 >>6378382 >>6380810 >being this new

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:22:26 2015 No.6380820 >>6380815 I've seen some of his videos before. The squalor of his apartment never fails to make me want to vomit

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:25:18 2015 No.6380829

>>6380762
Holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8-CjU4_lHA

"I cooked this bacon *in the microwave* for 11 minutes, you probably want 3 or 4 more for extra crispy"

It takes 2 minutes to make bacon in a pan, and 30 seconds to clean the pan if it's nonstick or cast iron. Goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:31:37 2015 No.6380848 >>6376369 Cooking with Jack Enjoy this great recipe man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:37:03 2015 No.6380861 >>6374732 The pot she fills with the oil and everything else is some kind of sin against God or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:44:04 2015 No.6380880 File: 20 KB, 235x235, despair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6378865

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:48:45 2015 No.6380893 >>6374960 these fat fucks are having a live Q&A right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVpxe6BP5ps

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:09:32 2015 No.6380934 >>6376369 >>6380762 >>6380829 >>6380848 Didn't he also beat his son to the point of breaking his finger or arm or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:31:15 2015 No.6381002 >>6374983 dat file name. kek Superdawg is better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:04:15 2015 No.6381078 >>6380934 we need evidence of this now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:23:21 2015 No.6381101 >>6377368 Based ashens

>>	Numbuh 86 Fri Apr 3 00:55:18 2015 No.6381156 >>6375495 I thought he was a grill. What the fuck man.

>>	Numbuh 86 Fri Apr 3 00:56:21 2015 No.6381158 >>6375656 >lawyer HOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 01:05:24 2015 No.6381175 >>6380893 That bulge got bigger and mor econcentrated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 01:57:01 2015 No.6381245 >>6374808 If it makes anyone in this thread feel better, he's gotten treatment, don't worry about it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 02:10:11 2015 No.6381264

>>6376750
ranch is great with pizza

>>6379030
Soda.. I don't have a problem with. Coke/pepsi and pizza is good. But I want to say that is too damn much. I want to hope it's only 1L but my faith is diminishing.

Personally I switched to water. All the sodium in chain pizza makes me thirsty as a mofo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 02:20:20 2015 No.6381285 >>6376798 Good bulking meal there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 02:23:22 2015 No.6381301 >>6377058 wut

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 02:23:41 2015 No.6381302 >>6378865 i refuse to accept the fact that that is a boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 02:43:08 2015 No.6381324 >>6381302 He's a man, that's why. >>6380490

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:03:03 2015 No.6381350 >>6374841 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:38:14 2015 No.6381396 >>6374732 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo not someone doing something stupid, but, oh god. It belongs here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:43:38 2015 No.6381405 >>6374732 >now i would say >approximately she sounds like an isolated 5th grader trying to sound smart during a presentation for english class 0/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:59:52 2015 No.6381425 >>6374855 i swear this bitch is literally fucking retarded i cant i cant handle i cant if this bitch was my mother id just literally fucking kill myself, can't handle those genes. unless we're all being rused

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 04:08:59 2015 No.6381436 >>6375316 This makes me absolutely fucking sick Makes me want to vomit my science into the science toilet in my science bathroom and make some real mountain dew baja blast

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 04:14:45 2015 No.6381452 >>6378595 Nah, CPS gave him back to his mom after a bit (according to ED).

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 04:55:47 2015 No.6381511 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8 GOD HAS COME TO EHUEHUE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 05:12:33 2015 No.6381533 >>6381264 >ranch is great with pizza You are a disgusting piece of shit asshat and should be ashamed of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 05:32:48 2015 No.6381552 >>6374732 Who the fuck is running that camera I'm getting fucking motion sickness

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 06:39:20 2015 No.6381620 File: 382 KB, 1901x961, ranch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6381533 it's considered a normal dipping sauce for pizza though.. y u so mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 06:40:42 2015 No.6381622 >>6381620 >dipping sauce for pizza >dipping pizza I... wha what?!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 06:43:10 2015 No.6381627 >>6381620 meh I usually just get a cup of marinara or garlic butter, but ranch is fine once in a while for pizza dipping

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 07:06:44 2015 No.6381654 >>6381622 amerifats do this

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 07:13:14 2015 No.6381660
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>>6381627
Papa johns gives out garlic butter with every pizza. I usually try to get them to switch it for marinara, although they call it pizza sauce.

I flip it up though, if we get breadsticks I'll dip those in rach.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 07:18:34 2015 No.6381671 File: 34 KB, 170x138, greenpill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6376293 >eating fluoride compounds how's that pineal gland feeling, Gemma?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 07:23:13 2015 No.6381676 >>6381452 Nah. He's 18 now. He doesn't even use her last name anymore. He's even got a girlfriend and everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 07:24:23 2015 No.6381679 File: 10 KB, 236x236, 1424527030187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374732 >garlic powder >onion powder >pre grinded pepper >the oil gives it the taste pls god no

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:32:34 2015 No.6382229 >>6381676 She's like a cute miss piggy. I wonder if she knows his past or has seen it herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:14:20 2015 No.6382310 >>6382229 I'm sure if she'd just google his name, she'd know in an instant. I wonder if people do that. Just google their partners name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:20:54 2015 No.6382326 >>6381245 He's got a new video up, he still talks the same way but in a new clean kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:30:42 2015 No.6382356 >>6379607 >>6380490 How the fuck do you recover from the shit he has gone through? He's strong.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:33:05 2015 No.6382362

>>6374855

I'm just going to ignore that she threw away half a pound of meat for no fucking reason.

Why is she using so much onion/garlic powder, salt, pepper etc? It's ridiculous how much stuff she's putting on the meat. Before even putting the eggs in about half the volume of those "meatballs" already consists of powdered shit. This whole mess is out of balance already and then she proceeds to only dump two thirds of it in the eggs.

Goddam I can't watch after the 5 minute mark she's suck a retard aaahhh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:38:40 2015 No.6382381 >>6382356 I very much doubt he's "recovered" but he's probably in therapy. He doesn't really like talking about his mom, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 16:49:28 2015 No.6382981 >>6381671 why is /pol/ everywhere on this website

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 16:54:22 2015 No.6382995 >>6382981 Because they don't know how to stay in their containment board. Just be glad all the schizos stick to /x/, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 17:32:10 2015 No.6383126 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_zWyx6CTI

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 18:01:40 2015 No.6383219

Sortof related, recently moved into a new place with a friend who's been living there for a while already.
The oven grates haven't been cleaned in years. The oven itself is no problem, it has a selfclean function, but what do you recommend for the grates?
I have several very strong products, but I'm not sure what's safe or how best to use them for this task.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 18:17:35 2015 No.6383266 Does anyone have the video of a german cooking show where a mother cooks horribly and adds a shitload of sugar to everything?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 18:54:32 2015 No.6383361 fill sink with hot water and vinegar, soak overnight, scrub

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 18:55:35 2015 No.6383364 >>6383219 fill sink with hot water and vinegar, soak overnight, scrub

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:03:42 2015 No.6383382 Someone please post that Finnish mentally ill recluse that makes potato and macaroni soup with Kraft cheese slices. Need to bookmark it this time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:16:07 2015 No.6383403 File: 37 KB, 500x348, Ahhhhh lel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374808 hahahahahahaha, I seriously can't stop laughing, I know it makes me an idiot, but I thought that was hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:20:49 2015 No.6383414 File: 433 KB, 560x3568, 1417657989690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382981 because it's a joke

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:35:06 2015 No.6383584 File: 3.01 MB, 4128x2322, IMG_20140904_233500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this triggers muh cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:37:33 2015 No.6383591 >>6383584 Got damn, that literally looks like a scene out of my house with roommates circa 2011. Even the cup color, dirty ass pan and counter style are spot on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:43:27 2015 No.6383613 File: 24 KB, 600x297, 1422712334751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6383382 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:47:06 2015 No.6383629 File: 534 KB, 1536x2048, DuA4N.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6383613 Thanks m9

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:02:48 2015 No.6383675 >>6380490 Poor guy, he actually looks like his mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 08:13:01 2015 No.6385114 File: 93 KB, 615x345, catholic-priest-shutterstock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6378808

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 10:43:45 2015 No.6385414 File: 50 KB, 490x386, 1427896650568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382326 I need this video to clean my soul

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 11:04:46 2015 No.6385460 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 11:24:58 2015 No.6385503 >>6383613 >leaving all the black shit on the potatos >saying that the "soup" has a bit too much dog hairs in it but that's fine

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 12:29:34 2015 No.6385633 >>6374732 I don't know anything about cooking, can someone explain what is wrong about the way she's making tomato sauce?

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 12:55:38 2015 No.6385686
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>>6385633
well just a few things I noticed, there may be more

>starts off making her tomato sauce by using literal cans of tomato sauce
If you look at Contadina tomato sauce ingredients, it already has garlic, onion and salt in it because it's already premade fucking tomato sauce. Marie is just making adulterated sauce with a bunch of oil.
>Gross ass wilted basil leaves
>Puts cooking oil into sauce for "flavor"
>She doesn't measure onion and garlic power, does it by way of surface area of sauce.
>Uses powdered onion and garlic AND fresh garlic and onion
>Chops onion and garlic in a horrid display of amateurism.
>Says approximately way too fucking much "I'm setting it at approx. level 7."
>Random fucking "We'll be right back!" interstitial.
> Later says to strain out oil
>Strains out onions basil and garlic
Not to mention she's a smug hag with a punchable face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:07:17 2015 No.6386005 File: 434 KB, 500x375, 1361139763628.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6380762 >raw chicken on wooden cutting board >raw chicken hands in bag of mozzarella

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:15:01 2015 No.6386027 >>6386005 >not only using wooden boards

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:34:45 2015 No.6386097 >>6374732 basil bruised as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:40:08 2015 No.6386116 >>6385633 Everything mostly, but the stand-out mistake is saying that she's making tomato sauce when she's actually just (poorly) seasoning already pre-seasoned canned sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:40:32 2015 No.6386119 >>6380762 giant bite to "taste"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:46:06 2015 No.6386140 >>6376323 Can't contain my sides The song just makes this way too dramatic

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:50:43 2015 No.6386148 >>6375035 They are his friend. Whats sad is how fucked up you are you sack of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:02:58 2015 No.6386192 >>6377058 >my dads going to be pissed but screw that it taste like ass Maximum kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:07:32 2015 No.6386207 >>6377058 what accent does he speak? he sounds like a retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:21:31 2015 No.6386263 Y'all niggas need some Auntie Fee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2XUDBvP1Ko

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:23:55 2015 No.6386277 File: 588 KB, 1366x768, Weber Cooks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6376323 >>6386140 do your worst...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:25:21 2015 No.6386283 >>6386263 Auntie Fee is amazing, not cringe, you co/ck/mongler. Go drink some Drano.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:29:19 2015 No.6386299 >>6386263 >Not liking good ol' Southern homestyle cooking Get a load of this faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:36:57 2015 No.6386338 >>6386277 lmao 4.5 minutes. That cheese must've smelt like death

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:39:34 2015 No.6386352 >>6385686 And the sauce is fucking disgusting and too thin

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 17:11:33 2015 No.6386441

>>6386005
there's literally nothing wrong with using a wooden board for raw meats. it's been done without issue for 1000s of years. As long as you clean and dry everything properly, it's nbd.

And I saw the video cut just before he reached for the mozzarella. It looked like his left hand (with the ring) handles the chicken while his right hand (cleaned between camera shots) grabs the cheese. I did not see chicken-tainted hand go back into the bag though.

tl;dr your criticisms are baseless and your argument is invalid. please die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 17:30:15 2015 No.6386502 >>6383613 that's the perfect meal when you have a full night of sending spear phishing emails and solciting buyers for your sex trafficked 14 year olds ahead of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 18:30:30 2015 No.6386640 >>6386005 >being this dumb

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 22:43:08 2015 No.6387245 Does anyone have that video where that fat chick makes macaroni salad with condensed milk and a full jar of mayo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 22:48:48 2015 No.6387258 >>6383675 You never saw the resemblance when he was young? He really, really looks like her, but she's a masculine looking lady, so it's alright.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 23:36:26 2015 No.6387382 >>6387258 No, I never actually noticed the resemblance until I saw that picture. I really feel bad for him. Do you think he's reminded of her when he looks in a mirror?

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 23:55:55 2015 No.6387444

>>6387382
It seems they still have communication. And I'm sure when he does sexual things with his lady he gets flashbacks. I look a lot like my mother, and sometimes I am reminded of her when I look in the mirror, but not all the time. So yes I think he is reminded from time to time.

>>	Numbuh 86 !.gzOXKUHNo Sat Apr 4 23:59:07 2015 No.6387451 >>6381511 Jesus christ how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 01:24:44 2015 No.6387617 >>6387245 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 01:52:24 2015 No.6387667 >>6375029 Orientals will eat anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 01:58:41 2015 No.6387679 >>6387617 Why are American so fat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 02:50:41 2015 No.6387777 >>6376323 >>6386277 Far superior: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 03:06:32 2015 No.6387811 File: 279 KB, 426x659, JHRGFKSJLHG;KJALDHGKJFDSHGKLSDJHG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6387777 korra pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 03:12:09 2015 No.6387818 >>6381511 THIS is why our schools need bullying. To teach kids that this shit is not okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 03:21:40 2015 No.6387831 File: 823 KB, 200x200, 1357669889257.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6376418 >puts the meat in the pan while its still cold and didn't form a patty

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 03:48:08 2015 No.6387883 >>6387451 Back to /co/ with you. Only return when you have news of the reboot.

Anonymous Sun Apr 5 05:00:43 2015 No.6387985

>>6383613
I can almost understand eating the potatoes from the pan, almost, but I became physically ill when he ate the raw, wet pasta with the plastic cheese. Just imagining the texture and taste...

Why couldn't he just wait until that monstrosity was done?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 07:27:05 2015 No.6388100 >>6375068 >I would have to totally change my thinking and attitudes towards eating insects. I bet you have no problems eating shrimps though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 07:51:06 2015 No.6388112 >>6375035 do we still 2edgy in here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 07:52:27 2015 No.6388116 File: 83 KB, 212x218, 1403805873362.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6381620 >normal dipping sauce for pizza >dipping sauce for pizza >ranch That's just disgusting anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 07:56:48 2015 No.6388120 >>6387777 the memes lol needs more mlg lol much funny wow such larf le lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 08:09:22 2015 No.6388139 File: 11 KB, 362x362, 1426383123271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6376418 I thought he was just retarded at first but then I realized it was SpongeBob's laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 09:16:51 2015 No.6388263 >>6381620 No you idiot, the ranch is for the buffalo wings they also sell. The only appropriate dipping sauce for pizza is garlic butter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 10:32:32 2015 No.6388362 File: 47 KB, 1395x240, genetics explained.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6374965 pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 12:41:02 2015 No.6388623 >>6374965 My favorite part of that picture is the skinny guy in the background.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 12:46:42 2015 No.6388631 >>6387777 no. it reached peak funny when the video was given Mad World as a soundtrack. you're trying too hard, and your newfriendness is showing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 14:52:33 2015 No.6388970 >>6387777 >2:38 >that look of absolute shame and dejection How often does this guy cry himself to sleep?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 15:02:24 2015 No.6388994 >>6375063 >ingles god damn mountain people

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 15:20:49 2015 No.6389050 I am glad /ck/ is now /b/. What a great thread. You should all be proud of yourselves for having the mentality of man children from /v/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 15:25:04 2015 No.6389060 >>6389050 You appear to be lost. >>>/tumblr/ is that way, comrade.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 15:37:06 2015 No.6389096 >>6389060 Sorry, I just think you manchildren should go back to your caves on >>>/v/ and frolic there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 15:45:37 2015 No.6389122 >>6389050 >no fun allowed What's your problem? Did someone post your embarrassing cooking failure ITT?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 15:50:58 2015 No.6389141 >>6385414 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=713TXFCDCy8

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 16:21:51 2015 No.6389243 >>6389141 The best part is now he's able to make edible food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 16:32:24 2015 No.6389283 >>6377368 omg

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 16:39:44 2015 No.6389304 >>6377378 >that is not buffalo its labeled wrong what a fucking wanker

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 21:28:03 2015 No.6390172 >>6389141 >in the US every week OMG OMG OMG DOES HE COME TO THE SOUTHERN US???

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 09:24:17 2015 No.6391392 Everything ITT is amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 09:30:34 2015 No.6391407 >>6379216 he's autistic, not cosplaying

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 09:42:09 2015 No.6391427 >>6377368 I gagged when he ate the jelly. It's so disgusting. So, so disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 09:59:28 2015 No.6391465 >>6387617 >out of breath from putting together a salad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 10:14:35 2015 No.6391484 >>6385460 He's great because he's a sociopath.

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 10:22:09 2015 No.6391498

>>6374860
>approximately 0 children
>>6374872

you know damn well she thinks she's doing well and her bastard kids are encouraging her just so she makes a fool out of herself.

it was all their idea.
>oh, and we'll only use manual focus and be really slow dialing it in
>/ck/ is going to love this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 10:41:48 2015 No.6391515 File: 13 KB, 195x202, 1410808841322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6383613

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 11:10:01 2015 No.6391573 >>6381264 >ranch is great with pizza If you're literally a fucking nigger. I swear, groids love putting ranch on pizza, and I've never seen a white person do it once in my life, even though we all grew up in the same schools. Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 11:14:35 2015 No.6391582 >>6391573 I have. In middle school, everyone did it. Literally everyone. They even dipped french fries in the shit. It was pretty disgusting.

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 11:28:03 2015 No.6391616
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>>6374855
>mfw the unneccessary tinfoil shit
>mfw she throws away half the meat because it touched the countertop
>mfw she deep-fries basil

All of my wat. Is her channel satire?

>authentic italian meatballs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 11:28:56 2015 No.6391618 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQbWeNQpiA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 12:05:44 2015 No.6391678 >>6391573 I saw lots of people do it growing up. I think they were all white. I know they weren't black because I only had two black classmates growing up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 12:38:26 2015 No.6391760 >>6382381 How do you know? Do you know him? I am honestly curious

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 12:39:38 2015 No.6391764 File: 39 KB, 640x960, 1427605852237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6383584 >Knife in Pan I'd slaughter thousands

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 12:46:09 2015 No.6391778 >>6385686 HOW ABOUT SHE PUT THE INGREDIENTS IN A POT THAT ISN'T ON THE HOT FUCKING STOVE?! This is beyond basic, good Lord!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 12:46:12 2015 No.6391779 >>6383584 Why? >cheap knife >tossed into cheap pan Why are you even buying teflon to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 12:48:06 2015 No.6391783 >>6374855 >worrying about cross-contamination >BEFORE you cook something Goddamn, did you take a shit on that counter or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 12:48:41 2015 No.6391785 >>6385460 How is this cringe? It's delicious vengeance!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 12:55:04 2015 No.6391804 File: 286 KB, 552x530, ragemad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6383584 Yep, that did it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 13:03:07 2015 No.6391820 >>6381396 It's only cringe because of how poorly he does those shitty videos, not because they're in any way funny by their own merit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 13:49:31 2015 No.6391927 >>6379224 Hippies shouldn't be allowed to raise children. I know two of them who let their diseased pets roam free because it's natural and they're anti medicine. They're kids look so sickly. All they do is share naturalnews articles on Facebook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 14:04:39 2015 No.6391968 >>6375495 The mum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC8KuErioEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 14:19:53 2015 No.6392008 >>6374732 I like my stake medium rare. with potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 14:37:33 2015 No.6392059 Come on no one's posted the Macaroni Beetus Salad http://youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 15:25:12 2015 No.6392179 File: 2 KB, 178x167, heh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6377306 >mouth is salivating when thinking of the taste of a subway sub entering me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 15:36:27 2015 No.6392207 >>6377355 tbh, looks better than having "nonstick" black shit all over it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 15:46:13 2015 No.6392231 >>6391760 He has an ask.fm or whatever. And a Facebook page.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 15:47:13 2015 No.6392233 >>6391927 Call CPS/animal control.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:02:52 2015 No.6392267 >>6392231 I wouldn't exactly trust those. His mom is known for making accounts with his name and pretending to be him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:14:15 2015 No.6392299 >>6392267 since he's over 18, isn't that illegal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:16:41 2015 No.6392308 >>6392267 No, it really is him. If it was here, I'm sure it'd have a lot more creepy ramblings and shitty poetry. facebook/kaelin.marion

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:37:27 2015 No.6392381 >>6392308 http://kutesy.tumblr.com/ http://ask.fm/KaelinWMMonkman He appears to have developed a taste for silly hats, but is otherwise your very average 18 year old pleb. He even plays League.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:42:29 2015 No.6392403 Making cookies and i melted the butter too much. Can i put it in the fridge for a bit to get it back to the right softness. Its a liquid right now.

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:47:17 2015 No.6392411

>>6392403
Liquid butter should be fine. Maybe chill the dough before scooping and baking. When I used to eat processed shit regularly, I made cookies with melted Earth Balance Buttery Sticks. Alton Brown's chewy chocolate chip cookie recipe specifies melted butter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:49:04 2015 No.6392419 >>6392411 Are you fucking with him? How the hell do you cream butter when it's liquid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:51:17 2015 No.6392427 >>6392419 The sugar will still dissolve. It even works with canola oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:52:40 2015 No.6392434 >>6392427 enjoy your shitass flat as fuck cookies

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:54:04 2015 No.6392438 >>6392427 dude, you cream the butter to whip air into it, not to dissolve the fucking sugar you probably like pancake cookies

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:54:55 2015 No.6392440 >>6392434 I will. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/the-chewy-recipe.html But I really won't since I'll instead be eating fruit and shit with antioxidants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 17:36:05 2015 No.6392559 >>6392440 >can't cook or bake >uhhh uhhh i wanted to eat raw food all along!!!!

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 18:11:14 2015 No.6392652

>>6376581
>implying
that thought often doesn't even come close to the surface. Often these people don't know how bad their diet is, don't know how to prepare tasty, healthy food or straight up ignore it because it's pleasurable and to change would be not. Which is why later, once they are fat they try to rationalize it, like most people do.
>source: former fatass

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 18:13:51 2015 No.6392655 File: 1.74 MB, 300x290, 1378950356565.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6375320 >3500 calorie shakes, twice a day

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 18:25:09 2015 No.6392695

>>6385686
This anon got most of it. Watching that chopped garlic go into that boiling canola oil made me question my faith. Nothing wrong with flavored oil, even in a tomato sauce, but that was fucked.

For example, I keep a cup or two of garlic infused (olive) oil in the fridge for aglio e olio and other pasta dishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 18:28:54 2015 No.6392709 >>6375320 >hopes to have a 6'6" waist wut

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 18:33:39 2015 No.6392721 >>6375320 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_hEL-RoEec >he models his diet after a 6 year old oh geez

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 18:44:36 2015 No.6392751 >>6374732 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 21:07:23 2015 No.6393090
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>>6374732

Seriously, Listen to her talk, then listen to this guy talk. It is frightening how similar her stream of consciousness is to his.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs2ohb1kHJE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:12:12 2015 No.6393279 >>6375745 I think I know what you mean, and I agree.

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>>6380848

I can't think of any youtuber I hate more than cooking with jack. He has every single thing bad about youtube videos in every video with no redeeming qualities at all.
>Acts like he's knowledgeable about the subject but is actually an ignorant know nothing
>Long ass boring intro
>Constantly shilling everything all the time "buy this book! buy my shirts! buy my sauce!" ect ect ad nauseam
>Has never said or done anything remotely creative, funny or entertaining in any video and has the personality of a cardboard box
>Is a gigantic pleb as evidenced by his obesity and the fact that nearly everything he "cooks" is just some horrible concoction of prepackaged processed foodstuff haphazardly thrown together and then consumed at the end with a proud grin

There are a lot of bad channels on youtube, but only one is as bad as cooking with jack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:10:38 2015 No.6394017 >>6393090 At 22:55 that sound he makes when pouring the ranch dressing LOL

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