/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Not malt vinegar, salt and pepper

You had one fucking job. ONE.

>>6319564
>Mayonnaise master race.
- no one under 200 lbs. ever.

>>6319564
mayonnaise ruins everything it touches, that shit is worse than ketchup.

MAYO IS LOVE, MAYO IF LIFE!

>>6319564
Fries + mayo = GOAT.

But you're supposed to dip them in mayo, not glob it on top....

>>6319582
>mayonnaise ruins everything it touches

You're thinking of raisins.

>>6319564
Belgium pls.

>>6319606
We invented fries. So mayo is the correct way.

Pesto mayo fries is pretty good. Add some parmesan, and garlic in therer
sriracha mayo is alright with fries

>>6319564
You'd better be mixing that mayo with something, because plain mayo on fries is pig disgusting

>>6319564
Ranch master race.
It has to be good ranch, though. None of that store-bought Kraft shit. Make your own, it's so much better.

Same with cocktail sauce, actually... it's mostly just ketchup and horseradish. Not only is it more tasty homemade, it's also cheaper.

more like fry sauce master race

If you regularly eat mayonnaise, "race" isn't the word to describe you. Maybe "brisk heart attack-inducing walk to the ER".

>>6319692
I only eat it with fries though.

>>6319686

Mormons, pls go. Take your green jello with carrot shavings and funeral potatoes with you.

>>6319581
I like mayo on fries, not in those amounts though.

american style mayo is terrible. European style is godly.

>>6319564
tfw you made me go to burger king at this hour just for fries and mayo

Ketchup get's way more shit than it deserves.

>>6319564
hey OP want some fries with your mayo you fat fuck?

>2015
>not putting mayo on your hotdogs

Oh good, a Mayo thread.

Weeb shit gf left this over at my house. What can I do with it?

>>6320544
japanese mayo is a bit vinegary and sweet. i actually like it on a good sandwich, gives it a bit of a different flavor. also, look up a recipe for japanese potato salad if you're into something new.

>>6320554

Nice. I don't normally like potato salad, but I decided I hated it years ago so my tastes have probably changed.

I've been eating it on sandwiches so far, it's pretty good mixed with brown mustard.

>>6320544
You could also try making Okonomiyaki. Like a Japanese savoury pancake.

>>6319564

>>6320114

Who the fuck is keeping their L&P in the fridge?

>>6319594
indeed

poutine reporting in

>>6319564
Germany please leave.

Chili and cheese on fries is where it's really at, bro. Yes I enjoy getting diabetes and my diarrhea.

Old Bay and malt vinegar. Gtfo mayo. Gtfo ketchup.

tartar is a better mayonnaise :-)

>>6319564
Although I love mayo with fries, just use it to dip, or a squirt all over, don't put a huge dollop of it on the middle like that, that's nasty :/

>>6320750
their food is almost as bad as italian

>>6320808
I should try that, actually.

>>6319582
>mayonnaise ruins everything it touches

>>6320544
>What can I do with it?
Videotape yourself pouring it into the trash. Post online.

>>6319613
Last time I checked they were called FRENCH fries.

>>6319564

Mayonnaise, curry sauce and raw unions.
Also next to not on top

>>6321312
Because Americans are retards.

>>6321360
forgot pic

>>6321312
potato chips should be called french fries, ya know?

>>6321360
Why are you being mean on the internet?

>>6321312
>Last time I checked they were called FRENCH fries.

That's a funny way to spell Freedom Fries, commie.

>>6319564
>GLOBBERING IT ALL OVER THE FRIES

I NEVER ATE FRIES WITH MAYO. I DON'T CARE HOW IT TASTES LIKE.

BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS PICTURE DISGUSTS ME TO NO END. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

>>6319564
God I love mayonnaise so much, I wish I could make love to the man who made mayonnaise.

If it weren't so damn fattening I would rub it in between my thighs and scoop globs off of it and snack on it all day long.

>>6321473
Mayonnaise so so so good.

>>6321473
>Do it for charity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slaov-G2H20

netherlands pls

AMEN, OP

GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>6319564
friet met zaanse mayo meester ras.

What the fuck is with the pulp fiction references today

>>6321534
It is Pi day.

>>6321534
Pulp fiction has the best references

>>6321540
What does Pi day have to do with Pulp fiction?

>>6321541
>Fabienne: Any time of the day is a good time for pie.


>Butch: I'll be back before you can say Blueberry pie.
>Fabienne: Blueberry pie.
>Butch: Okay, maybe not that fast. But pretty fast, alright?


>Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
>Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
>Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
>Jules: I don't eat dog either.

>>6321543
Was there a person named Fabienne in the movie? I don't remember him.

>>6321563
It was Bruce Willis' girl, she was kind of annoying though.

>>6321543
You forgot the pumpking pie.

I like to dip them in semen

>>6319564
Mayo as anything other than thin sandwich spread or hamburger topping is fucking disgusting.

>>6321361
this blows my fucking mind. This is the ultimate heel turn. French fries are actually from Belgium

>>6321701
Did you not wonder why Europeans call them Belgium Fries?

>>6319564
Fries + Mayo = Literally cancer
you'll live a few years because of your american genes

>>6319636
>and a Light soda

>>6321312
That refers to the way they're cut, they're "frenched" potatoes that are "fried".

>>6322111
the manufacturing of computer parts and the pollution from using them probably causes more cancer than potatoes and mayonnaise

>5 people might get cancer from potatoes and mayo
>5 people killed themselves making computer parts in thailand in the past 5 minutes

>>6319581
If you're not at least 200 you need to beef up you scrawny fuck.

>>6319564
mayo and mustard mixed is pretty decent.

Well there is a difference between homemade mayonnaise and commercial mayonnaise, all the store bought ones are weird and sweet tasting. homemade garlic mayonnaise goes with everything.

Mayonnaise>Tomato Sauce.

>>6322813
You like mixing mayonnaise and tomato sauce?

Miracle Whip and seasoning salt would be better.

>>6323428
wouldn't see why not. Growing up in the public school system the "thing" was mixing a couple pumps of ketchup, couple pumps of mustard, couple pumps of mayo into the same tray compartment and mixing it up. No matter what the meal, something dipped in it was better. Pizza, burger, chicken, spetti, mistery loaf, etc. etc.

Tartar Sauce > every other sauce in existence

> you will never go down to the local hockey barn on a friday night, order popcorn chicken and grab some mustart/mayo dipping sauce, sit down and watch grown men fight each other on skates again.


City life is hell.

>>6319581
70kg 1,85m mayonnaise masterrace reporting in

>>6319564
Does anybody put mayonaiise on their hot dogs or grilled chesses.

>>6319564

you are everything wrong with this world. You even beat Hitler and friends reruns.

European french fries like OP's pic don't even look that good to me. Always look like a lot of crunch and not a lot of potato.

>>6321312
Isn't it 'Freedom Fries' my American friend?

>>6324280
I use mayo instead of butter on the outside

>>6319595
oh wow. I just read this and fucking lost it.

I have no idea why. But that was fucking funny

And I actually kinda like raisins. Or at least I don't mind them.

>>6319564
kankerhonger nu DANKJEWEL OBOEMA

>>6319581
71.7k/185cm masterrace.

>>6325261
In my country we just call them Potato Fries.

costco food court fries w/gravy are to die for.

way cheaper than any fast food and 10x better

>>6326844
>>6323693
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETONS

>>6327055
Found the fatty

>>6327060
5'9" 185 lbs. 12% bf. Thanks skellington

>>6327075
I'm not one of the ones you were replying to.

>>6319564
I went to a local hole in the wall that makes mainly philly cheese steaks.

I ordered one with "everything"

It was a bun with cheese, clearly reheated crumbly cheap steakum type meat, a little bit of grilled onions, lettuce and a whole lot of mayo.

I tried, I really really tried to eat this thing. I paid 8$ for it.
It was wretched, I threw most of it away and went hungry.

I like mayo on deli sandwiches, and I dont mind it on burgers, but this was too far.
I really wanted to love the place before I walked in, its sad because its the type of place I would have eaten routinely if it wasnt such shit.

>>6319636
might as well go all the way pudgy

>>6319595
ma nigga

French mayo is god-tier tbh; little bit of mustard in it.

t. British