/ck/ - Food & Cooking

blow my rape whistle

stand my ground and empty my mag.

>>6261965
Whip my dick out, assert my dominance as the tall white male I am, and start knocking shit over.
>MFW the asians see anyone 6' or over as Godzilla.

Ask her politely to please move, upon which she becomes angry and begins insulting me. I tell her to calm down, a manager comes over and tells me to leave the lady alone and stop harassing her, I protest, and he removes me from the restaurant without letting me take the rest of my food.

>mcdonalds
>classy restaurant

>>6261965
I'd say no
it's actually more fun to refuse sex to women because they don't expect it and I've found it really throws them out of their element

>>6262265
yeah I do that all the time when women try to talk to me.

they usually give me a disgusted look on their face

it's really satisfying

>>6261965
squinty eyed people, gross. I'd be unable to stomach food around them

If I'd had enough to drink I'd tell them I also like David Lynch, and it was kind of amusing to be involved in their little amateur youtube video thing, but I'd give them some pointers and let them know that nobody in the first world really cares about fast food.

>>6262286
Yeah, women try to talk to me all the time but I shut them down before they can even approach me. I just walk by and I see that disgusted look and I get really satisfied.

>>6262311
>david lynch

kek

>big mac
>egg mcmuffin
>two large fries according to chinese portions

what a fucking fatass

>>6262805

>>6263619
> marky wahlbergs
Don't they know he beats their kind to death?

>>6262805
>mass amounts of salt to live

>>6262265
>it's actually more fun to refuse sex to women because they don't expect it
more fun than having sex with them?

>>6263661
>
It's mild form of sadism.

>>6261965
Wake up

>>6261965
Dust off the Enola Gay and reincarnate Col. Tibbets

>>6261965
Wow, in Asia they have 1980's era McDonalds.

>>6262805
>article about chinese mcdonalds
>using a picture of mcdonalds in a Cyrillic country

Fucking jesus is it that hard to find the right goddamn image on google

>>6263865
the paper is bait

>>6263695

oh god I can't wait for the filet-ofish fridays.

how much are they at your guys area?

they are 1.79 in socal

>>6262805

>Be Russian
>Mcdonalds leaves my city for political reasons
>mfw I will never have mcdonalds fries again

They were the best hangover medicine in the world ;_;

>>6263619
>then swallow the fries fist whole before we eat the burger with a fork and knife
Kek'd

>>6263619
i laffed

>>6263619

Well, I've only eaten at a "classy" restaurant alone once while traveling, and nothing like that happened. If it had though, I'd swiftly make the choice of either asking them to leave me alone, or allowing them to stay. A general criteria for this type of thing is like this for me:

1. The first words they speak or the first gestures they make towards me. If I find either agreeable or interesting then they pass to
2. Appearance. But this comes in 2nd because it's not the most important thing to me. If they look decent, clean, presentable, then they now have earned my company in the restaurant.

But I assume you weren't asking for serious replies, hm. Fuggit.

>>6264159
Dude wow was Putin that mad that we were like "don't put your feet on Crimea and stick your fingers in the Ukraine's butt"

I am truly sorry for your loss

>>6262805
McDonatello's would be the best food store ever

>>6265222

>>6263865
google is blocked there. duh

>>6265342
CRIMEA?
MORE LIKE "CRY ME A" RIVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What do waiters think of people that eat at restaurants by themselves? Do they look down on them and give them less service? Do they get mad because they take away a bunch of seats?

>>6267738
I eat alone a lot. I like it. I ate alone at this Thai place that opened up across the street from me to have lunch, now I get take out and the waitress who served me regularly knows me by name. It's nice when bartenders and waitresses know your name. It means you are not an invisible nerdo autismo Supremo

>>6261965
I miss the old 90's McDonalds, Fuck this new hipster coffee shop look

>>6263679
Sounds like masochism to me

>>6267791
You'll never experience a McDonald's birthday party in the 80's ever again

>>6267842

>>6261965
Oriental Lucy is no funny

>>6267842
That shit was such a fucking good deal, it was like $20 for 15 kids each got a hamburger and they gave you a cake plus little toys.

>>6262317
>>6262286

Delusions of grandeur... so sad :(

>>6268202

>>6262317
>I shut them down before they can even approach me.
>>6262286
>it's really satisfying

Yes and yes.

>>6264194
>fork and wife*

>>6261965
What's this from

>>6270181
Not OP, but this is from Fallen Angels. And it's actually my favorite movie.

>>6270085
>tfw manlet
Why even live?

>>6270260
mcdonalds