/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6136
THAT SEXUAL TENSION!!
IT'S ENOUGH TO CRUSH MY BONER INTO A DIAMOND!

Yes, Annie, it's probably a good idea to turn one of Coyote's servants against him, because he's busy turning your servants against you.


It's a chess board, after all. Advance the pawn and make it a queen.

>>6138
In that case, Annie already lost.

>>6136
So what exactly was the resolution to the last chapter. Is this leading up to that? Did Annie just disagree with her like we did?

Playful Annie is a cute.

>>6140
I guess we'll find out

>>6136
In the last panel Annie readies herself to take the wolf knot. Ysengrin will mount her momentarily.

>>6136
Why does Annie look like an amputee in the last panel and why does it turn me on?

>>6141
Yeah.
She's teasing.
She's doing the courting dance.
Makes me want to really grab her hair and ravage her throat.

>>6145
That's not how teasing works. You're supposed to let her tease you and tease her back, both of you pretending there's no ulterior motive and treating it like a game, even as you're very aware of the dangerous lines you're crossing.

>>6146
No, you don't get it.
She's provoking him to rape her.

>>6146
>>6147
It's all a beautiful game, a ballet of passions, Annie is trapping dogDad, subtly igniting his lust, She's leading him on an invisible leash in a momentary inversion of dominance.

>>6148
Everyone knows the sub is the one who's really in control.

>>6149
Only with mindless brutes who hide their pathetic, weak, frail mind behind a tough exterior, like Ysengrin.

>>6150
Anthony is the one who's really in control.

>>6136
Annie's such a cutie

Why is Annie always so lewd when she's wearing track suit bottoms?

>>6152
Yeah she's very cute in this one

>>6136
>what do you want to do with your life
He wants to put his magical wolf penis inside you.

>>6153
Your pic: Easy access pants
Today's page: Track jacket with nothing underneath

>>6156
>with nothing underneath
Also applies to the pants in all instances.

>>6157
GOD, Annie is such a SLUT!!
Hnnngh!

>>6136
These panels are awful, Ysengrin is behind Annie, left of her, then right of her and then in some indeterminable position in front of her(?) in the last panel, even though the second to last panel indicates that he's still behind her in the same place as the first panel?
Nothing is happening, sure, so it's fine, I'm just really confused where Annie is turning in that last panel, especially with that swish effect that's somehow in front of her head.

We need some good lewd fics of swole Parley being swole.

1) Ysengrin wants to give her a blinker stone? I ship it now.

2) Nice change of subject, Annie.

>what do you want to do with your life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY

>>6160
We need more lewd fics in general. I miss Sal.

Annie is for magical canine cock, the only way she can get dick without getting preggers and dying!
of course she still gets pregnant with a litter anyway

>>6163
I miss Idlecil...

>>6163
Whatever you say, Sal.

>>6165
>anthropomorphic Coyote

>>6165
I miss anon7

>>6168
I miss Zimmy.

>>6169
I miss porn artists who aren't me.

>>6169
I miss Steadman poster.

>Annie get publicaly humiliated and destroyed by Red
>makes her horny as fuck for the knot again
All is right.

>Ysengrim: I can give you this this thing usually given only between couples.
>Annie: What do you want, Ysengrim? *bends over*

>>6171
>>6170
I want Zimmy.

>>6174
>>6171
>>6170
>>6169
>>6168
>>6165
>>6163
Someone please just make some smut already!

>>6175
Bring Zimmy to me.

>>6176
Sure!
Bring Zimmy to life, first.
By writing a porn fic of her or drawing a picture.

>>6175
The sad thing is Gunnerkrigg used to get the best smut. Idlecil, 1800, Storefront...

>>6179
But we drove them off. :(

>>6179
Then the Homestuck Nation attacked

>>6144
Tom is starting to lose control

>>6180
Various factors saw those artists drift away from anything Gunnerkrigg Court, but our own behavior was probably a minimal factor. Idlecil seemingly just got bored of the material, 1800 was never hugely into it (and dropped all ties with explicit porn after becoming Plague), and Storefront8 seemingly vanished completely.

As for why no other artists ever filled the void... >>6181 is definitely a factor. Gunnerkrigg Court got overshadowed by "the hot new thng".

You people are all disgusting.
Annie is pure! PURE!

>>6183
I'm the only one who stayed, but I bet you wish I'd have left.
I just didn't get Homestuck.

>>6184
Pure cocksleeve.

>>6184
The purest cock-funnel.

>annie hanging out with wolfdad
Put a smile on my face, then I decided to check out the /co/ thread. Lesson learned. /co/ hasn't had a good gunnerkrigg thread in over half a decade, don't know what I was expecting.

>>6188
Come on, we're all guys here, don't tell me you don't want Annie on your dick!

>>6188
This is what /co/ is and always has been. You want purity, go to the official comments section on the GC site.

>Annie is happy at the beginning of a chapter
More or less guaranteed to end with soul crushing abuse.

>>6191
Excellent

>>6191
Hopefully.

>>6159
He's behind her the entire time and she turns around in the final panel.

>>6185
Are you that artist that puts themselves down and constantly makes edgelord porn that makes kat look like a man and never takes criticism? Because if so I do.

>>6195
>Edgelord
No, you got the wrong guy.

>>6195
You misunderstand him. He doesn't draw that stuff to be edgy. He legit thinks shit and gore is 'beautiful' and that other people want to see art of it.

>>6197
Some do ...

>>6136
Oh my god .... are they flirting? It looks like flirting

>>6199
The fact that /co/ views childlike prancing from girls as flirting is one of the reasons we have a reputation.

>>6199
It does.

>>6200
>childlike
she's 14-15

>>6200
It is.

>>6202
A 14 year old can still be a kid in unguarded moments.

>>6204
and now for the gymnastic to start. We got it, you wanted to show how cool you are by calling people pedo. Failure is a thing of life, deal with it.

>>6204
>>6205
We're all pedo down here!

>>6136
wew

>>6207
Ysengrin, you dog!

>>6208
He is.

ANNIE IS A SLUT FOR DOGKNOT

>>6209

>Reynard gets cucked again

>>6136
>I can find you another one.

But isn't giving someone of the opposite sex a Blinker stone proposing? Is it happening?

>>6200
>he's never had to subtly tell a15 year old girl her flirting is inappropriate
Which is what ys literally did

>>6136
>Annie freed Mort from being a ghost of the Court
>Annie freed Jeanne and her boyfriend from the River
>Annie is trying to free Ysengrin from Coyote's memory eating

>>6215
More like free him from the status of being Single.

>>6216
Well, yeah. She wants to be there for him like he was for her!

>>6136
I keep trying to read this and not see it as sexual.
Walked away for half an hour and came back, it's still sexual.
Ate lunch then came back, yep still sexual.

The only logical conclusion for me at this point is that Annie likes wolf spirits.

He just offered her a blinker stone?
The last guy who did that was on an express train into the afterlife.

Annie has far more chemistry with Ysengrin than she does with Rasengan.

>>6218
>>6219
Oh shit, gifting blinker stones is a symbol of love. Do you think Tom *is* planning some sort of Annie/Ysengrin? That would be hilarious, and not entirely bad.

>>6136
>I wanna rock.

And then Annie gets blown away

I just found this on Google.
I... I need it.

>>6222
:O

>>6223
There's more, but there aren't as good as Ysengrin's. They're overdesigned. But Ysengrin's looks great for a hoodie, and it would fit amazingly with the color scheme of my wardrobe.

Coyote's is nice too, but it's much less subtle.

HELP ME YSENGRIN I HAVE NO ARMS

I want to love Zimmy.

>>6224
I feel like that one'd be a lot better if it didn't have the eye on the front.

>>6225
I have no arms and I must shlick

>>6145

>>6145
That seems kind of mean.

>>6136
That wolf is one its last fucking breath.
The only thing remaining on its "to do" list are:
1. Do what Coyote says
2. Find a hole to die in

And the first thing keeps taking forever.

>>6230
Mean?
She's the one who wants it!

>>6231
Is Annie gonna be the hole?

>>6224
I would consider shelling out 40-50$ for this

>>6220
Why would forest creatures have the same traditions as humans? For all we know they don't give a fuck about blinker stones.

>>6233
It would be so hot if he died while they were fucking and Annie doesn't realize it for like 20 minutes, continuing to polish his wood knob.

>>6236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wtcn_MkKL8

Hey guys, I'm streaming that pic from last time. Probably gonna get it done today, too.
Check it out.
piczel.tv/watch/imaa

I want to brush Zimmy's hair.

>>6239
I want to try to clean her greasy hair and fail over and over again.
I want to smell her stinky hair and rub my whole face in its oily goodness.
I wanna chew on her hair like it's a bowl of black spaghetti with a whole bottle of olive oil on it.

>>6232
Consent is important!

I miss dom Annie so much.

>>6241
She WOULD consent if someone would just FINALLY rape her!
Geez, how much more obvious does she have to be about it?

>>6243
She had her chance but she blew her Rape Whistle.

>>6244
She was scared, it's natural, and it's a good first step.
I'm sure she masturbated the night after, even if she perhaps regretted not letting it go any further.

>>6243
Better safe than sorry! Just in general, really, I don't think Annie's been too concerned with that kind of stuff.

How do I write pornography

>>6222
>>6224
5/5 would buy

>>6247
Do you want to write Gunnerkrigg smut?
That's fantastic!
I can't help you sadly, but my favorite author is neil gaiman, so I guess maybe look up what he says about how to write?
Iunno, sorry I can't help you with that.

>>6247
Character A inserts PENIS into Character B's VAGOO.
Character A then slides in and out until orgasm is achived.

Note: PENIS can be substituted with FINGER, or DILDO or TENTACLE, and VAGOO can be substituted with DIRTY ANUS and MOUTH.

Yes, even the Finger and Mouth combination is considered erotic.

>>6250
>>6249
Phenomenal help folks.
If someone were to make a porn or two, what would you all like it to be about.

>>6251
Annie with a human, consensual.

>>6251
Vanilla: Swole Parley doing swole people stuff
Lewd: KatPaz
Gross: Dirty Love 2

>>6253
What's dirty love 1?

>>6251
Something with Annie in her fire form. Probably her needing it to do her 'medium services' with some big forest creatures.

>>6251
Annie walking in on Kat and Paz and talking about how they need to save Jeanne as Kat continues coitus.

>>6252
But anon, that's boring, you gotta have a hook.

It's why they make porn parodies, sure just watching two people fuck is okay (and "cheap"), but having a PLOT makes it 10 times better! Especially if it is stupid like "OH NO, HOT FISH GIRLS FROM OUTER SPACE ARE INVADING! AND THEIR ONLY WEAKNESS IS HUMAN SEMEN!"

>>6254
https://pastebin.com/Cubcb9Wj
It's very good, but the author is gone.

>>6257
..
nevermind about the story

>>6251
Annie and her first time experiencing public baths/nudism is a cute idea too.

>>6258
:(
That's fine, I didn't even get my hopes up. :/

so are we getting new porn or what

>>91200217
Oh. Nevermind then.

>>6262
And I'm very excited for what our new writefriend might come up with, as well..

>>6223
>>6248
And then the anons lost all their gains to Coyotes wicked cool jacket, the end

Does Annie want the wolf dick?

Because it looks like Annie wants the wolf dick.

>>6136
I've seen this comic before. It looks interesting, but I don't want to start all the way at the beginning where the artstyle looks like crap

Where would be a good starting off point?

>>6266
Start at the beginning anyway. The style improves vastly in just a few chapters and old stuff is always called back on later.

We don't need any more "What's this mean?" posters

I love the expressions Annie's making here. Like how Tom has improved massively as an artist.

>>6266
>Story driven comic
>Wants to skip all the story

Find another comic I'd say.
If not, what the previous anon said.

>>6266
you have to at least start at chapter 5, but really might as well just quick e read the first 4

>offering her a blinker stone
>Annie accidentally doing to Ysengrin that her mother did to Reynard
Whoops. I think forest dad may be getting the wrong idea. Or maybe the right idea? My intense attraction to Annie on this page is likely affecting how I'm interpreting this. In the last panel I see a girl who wants the dick, but probably only because I want to GIVE the dick.

>>6271
If she makes you want to give it, she wants it.

>>6271

>>6235

>>6273
So he wants to fug, right?

>>6274
It just shows his callousness.

Annie complains that she lost the last gift a now departed friend gave her, and his response is to suggest getting her another.

It's like your neighbor runs your cat over and says "I'll pay for a new one!"

>>91201254
Sauce!

>>91206008
stop already

>>6277
This is my favorite comic.
I will not stop expressing my love for it because of a cute lizard pic!

>>6278
just don't anymore

>>91206008
oh look it's the edgelord

>>6278
Nobody really cares about you, or what you do. Not even in a shitposting, joke-y, kind of way. Most of them are really not ornery at all.
Read through the threads, and it's true.

And like this anon >>6280 posts, your on some "yeah people are laughing with me"! shit, but it's not close to being like that.

>>6281
What are you talking about?
You're not only a shit person saying stuff like "Nobody cares about you or what you do" but also a dumbass.
I'm drawing what I like for a comic I like.
Usually I try to respect everyone here as much as I want to be respected, but you can get the fuck out with your cancerous attitude.
That's a terrible thing to say and you seem to be a terrible person.
Fuck you, dude.
You're the edgelord shitposter, not me.
Take a look in the fucking mirror.

>>6281
I like Imaa. His subject matter may be distasteful to some but his posts are limited in number and easy to hide if you want to - I'd call the "Annie suffering!" posters a worse problem.

>>6283
>I'd call the "Annie suffering!" posters a worse problem.
Thank you for your support, but to be fair, I'm one of those, too.

>>91206008
I like it.

>>6284
You're everything bad about these threads, thanks for confirming.

>>6286
You're welcome.
There's too many people saying awful shit and hiding behind anonymity.

>>6171
I miss tan kat poster, and tan kat. When did she change again? How long has it been?

>>6207
Wish we got to see more blinker stone tricks

>>6284
I considered that possibility as I posted. Consider toning that shit down a little, will you? Sometimes it takes up half the thread.

>>6290
Sure, I guess. I'm not the only one, tho, so Iunno if it'll change anything.

>>6288
I miss all the different variations it spawned. Mimekat, Gothkat, that one where Annie and Kat swapped places; great times.

>>6291
Hey man, you know what they say about raindrops. I'm a fan of people doing whatever they want even if I personally disagree with it, I just think it gets a little excessive.

>>6202
If I learned anything from tumblr your are a "literal goddamn child" up 17 years 364 days.

>>6153
>>6288
>tan kat

>>6188
>over half a decade ago
We had some fantastic ones during the Torn Sea. Gunnerkrigg Court threads nowadays are a bit of a coin toss, though. Sometimes we have some excellent ones full of discussion, other times we have nothing but rape and Annie suffering.

>>6296
Are any of the torn sea threads archived, I only found gunnerkrigg around the start of ch60.

>>6136
panel-reverso from the forum

>>6299
>no reynard pantsu

>GC threads dies because no food meme in the fandom