/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6227479
is pickled fish an available topping?

>>6227479
Who the fuck cares go back to your igloo with your snow pizzas you mongol.

And Bjork sucks.

>>6227492
#ignorance

>>6227484
No, i dont think there is a market for it either

>>6227479

Is that an exceptionally large pizza, or are the pepperoni really small?

>>6227479

How do you determine into which direction to pray?

Do you use a compass to find Mecca or how does it work?

>>6227543
Normal size pizza, 40cm diameter.

>>6227518
Disgusting

Do you have halal/kosher?

Why aren't swedes eating the crust around the pizza?
I remember visiting sweden as a kid and felt like a fucking retard eating the crust aswell

>>6227479

Why does you country score much higher on the global happiness index than the rest of the world?

All the Swedes and descendants of Swedes I know in the State are depressed and gloomy.

Are you people just lying about how happy you are?

>>6227626
Most of us do.
You must've eaten with tards

>>6227479
which pizzajoint or at least which country/city ?

>>6227658
Peppes pizza, norway

Scandinavia isnt a country like some people here think

Do you have a kebap pizza?

>not Kotipizza

Any obscure regional toppings?

>>6227713

> Kotipizza
> Outside of Finland

Wait a second

How cold are you?

>>6227543
They look like a normal enough size to me m8

>>6227518
what the fuck did you do to that poor pizza

>>6227626
>the crust
Is that the European term for the handle?

>>6227479
Are you a girl?
If you are, by volume, how much mashed potato could you stuff in your cunt?

>>6227833
why

>>6227680
Peppes is god tier pizza. Been to the one on Karl Johans Gate several times.

>>6227930
>the one

the one by the parliament is better.

Stockholm? Bumfuck nowhere? Or what country?

>>6227939
I think thats the one, with the flames outside the door

>>6227714
>>6227713
perkele, lålålålålålålålålål

>>6227948
uh, flames?
It's either the one at the start of Karl Johan, by Oslo S with all the druggies, hobos etc. Or it's the one by the parliament, almost at the top of the street

>>6227960
Yeah, the one right next to parliament. I thought i remembered these big candle/torch things either side of the door.

>>6227970
Possible. Haven't been there in a couple of years

>>6227479
Post more pictures of pizzas OP!

>>6227479
What are your favourite toppings?

>>6227479
How does it feel knowing the only Scandinavian chef of note is a minor character on The Muppets?

>>6227479
WHY IS NORTHERN YUROP SO BAD AT PIZZA

WHY IS KEBAB ON EVERYTHING

HOW COME SCANDINAVIA HAS THE MOST CUCKS PER CAPITA

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VIKINGS YOU PUSSIES

I wonder about your crust. I don't see any bubbles like I'd expect.

And this:
>>6227518
looks disgusting.
Too many toppings=impossible to get a crust of the correct texture.

ITT: Jealous Amerilards

That pizza looks good but I bet the dough tastes shitty.

>>6227518
Who are you letting cut your fucking green onions?
If you can't do them well at least try for goddamn consistency

>>6228196
the dough is very good actually.

>>6227626
Carbs m8. Most people here are health freaks.

>>6228101
>implying you wouldn't devour this in a second.

>>6227479
Hvorfor i helvete kan ikke peppes forstå mengden vann fra gronnsaker gjor pizzaen til en understeikt blaut masse?

Gjelder ikke alle da.

>>6227562
lel

>>6228101
is scandinavia really being infested by doon coons now?
fuck it it's time for another crusade

>>6229110
Only Sweden, and then again: Only the central large cities.

>>6227518
Why the hell are most of the toppings on one side

>>6227833
You would think the residents of /ck/ wouldn't be as autistic as other boards like /b/ or /pol/ but sometimes you guys make me wonder

Do you just take an onion and throw it on the pizza? That is a lazy scattering of onion.

What is your dough recipe?
How do you cook your pizzas, and for how long and at what temperature?
Do you use air sealed cheeses, or fresh?

The crust almost looks like these are premade and frozen.

>>6227713
Kotipizza's shit, m8

>>6227492
>And Bjork sucks.
I certainly hope so. She is soooooooooo cute.

I'd love to give her the best 45 seconds of my life.

>>6227588
>metric
LOL u cannot even into proper measurements

>>6227479
>>6227479
Scandanavian eh? I have a question

BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK? BORK BORK BORK

>>6227479
Do you supervise shifts

>>6227680
>Peppes pizza

The worst. Your pizza is fucking shit.

>>6229153
Calm down dear.
Its a reference to the no longer active /ck/ text board.

>>6229009
>Eating pizza
>Thinking not eating the crusts will make you healthy
Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8/8, sorry I can't be l8, or my Muslim wife will be stoned at 8.

>>6229011
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THESE PIZZAS?
IT'S A FUCKING BARREL OF FRIES ON TOP OF CRUNCHY WATER ON TOP OF A LAYER OF SOUR CREAM ON TOP OF A PIZZA
>WHY?

>>6229471
It's not sour scream, its cucumber sauce.

>>6229474
>cucumber sauce

Fnarr

>>6227518
muh dick

>>6229476
Oh fuck you greece, that's what it is. I don't know how to spell thaziki or whatever the fuck it's called.

>>6229474
>cucumber sauce
THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!

>>6227492
Iceland, bro.

>>6227479
Why have you sacrificed your country and culture to Islam? Are they now your overlords?

>>6228101
>implying kebab pizza isn't a thing in Italy
You poor, misguided soul.

>>6227479
my grandma's from Sweden and first thing she says when she comes to visit, is how shit tier Scandinavian food is. All i can say, your pics confirmed her stories.

>>6229489
>>6229471
its a gyro pizza.

>>6230613
Its fucking disgusting

>>6230613
>gyro pizza

It's stable along its axis of rotation?

>>6230613
>Calling a kind of seasoned meat for a different kind of meat with completely different seasoning

>>6227479
I have an honest question, do you still believe in the old celtic gods?

>>6227833
gbt>>>/r9k/

>>6230951
scandinavia is germanic not celtic m8.

>>6229469
Sadly, it's true. People tend to think that most of the carbs reside in the crust.