/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6219444
2 days tops

1/4 a day.

the pepperoni, jalla' side...an hour but fuck that other side.

1.5weeks-ish. But I'm not eating pizza over a week old and not eating it all at once.
>So I wouldn't be able to finish it technically.

>48 pieces
with two pieces for every meal that'll come out to 8 days. I did that once when I was working at dominos (which gave me 25% off pizza), they has 50% all online orders, plus I could steal food and bring it home. After a week my insides were so screwed up I actually had to go to the doctor to get really strong stool softener.

Still, was cheap as fuck.

>>6219444
>Eat most of it fresh and hot
>sodium overload
>wake up and eat more
>high off food
>sleep, have weird dream for about 20 mins
>finish
Bout 3 hours, if paid could do it faster. I Do it with chinese food. I'll order 50-60$ worth at lunch, and pound it down by bedtime. Get a strange high. And legs feel tingly. Good times.

>>6219467
>2 pieces per meal
bitch nigga spotted
>>6219445
this is the only correct answer
>>6219465
>5 weeks
wow you're a fag

>>6219484
says 1.5 weeks = 9-10days.
Sorry, I'm not fat. Get over yourself.

I'd eat all the crust parts that day and freeze the other slices for future dinners.

>>6219444
About two days since I could take out about a quarter each sitting.

>>6219477
upon further inspection there is only about 30 full slices there. That's assuming my scaling of slices is correct. I would eye it (fat eyes)to being the equivalent of 3 pies. In which I could devour in way under 3 hours. If high 1.5 hours.

>>6219567

Ahhhh, to have the metabolism of an 18-year old again.

>>6219567
your scaling does not account for the angling of the pizza, the upper slices would be much bigger than ones towards the bottom

over 9000

>>6219567

Are you a professional geometrist?

If we're going for speed? 4-6 hours I'd reckon.

Or like 3 days eating it casually. Problem is that I'll if I tried to actually make it my meal for a couple days I'd just get drunk and eat like a 1/4 of it at once.

couple days depending on how good it is.

if its just mediocre, i probly wont even finish half of it.

I'd eat the pizza but the decapitated toddler head is off putting

>>6219578
>metabolism
kek
>>6219579
I'm quite sure that it does not matter. Seeing the actual surface area, and then using uniform slices I have deduced what could be over 30 slices. In case you were day dreaming, I mentioned that I also applied my expert "fat eye" into the quasion'. Although there may have been some liberties taken in scaling, the sum is still accurate.
>>6219587
I'm just a concerned fat man.

>>6219642
it's probably closer to 40 pieces. those slices are bigger than the plates

>>6219444
1-2 days

>>6219444
>in case that there wasn't enough sodium in this pizza already, here are some lays potato chips

>>6219646
Upon further inspection, I realize you must have frayed sight. Any scholar worth their merit can plainly see that multiple slices can be fit onto the plates. Certainly 3, with some acceptable side dangling. With slight overlapping 4 is not out of the realm of possibility.

>>6219444
I could probably eat half that pizza in a sitting and be stuffed for the rest of the day; so I'd say 2 days to finish it by myself, and that's stuffing myself with pizza till I'm far too full. If I had that and was just eating it the way I normally eat pizza, I could probably have it finished in 5 days.

>>6219444
i get sick of pizza after the fourth slice

if it were breadsticks though, eight hours

>>6219661

>How many hours would you need to consume this entire pizza, /ck/?

2191.45

there are cleary 60 slices of pizza

>>6219705

>>6219687
Well if you ignore scaling, and fat eye.Indeed your amateur hypothesis could be applied. However, I will forgive your simple mind and enlighten you.

>>6219730
you talk like a fucking fag. if you're trying to bait me, it's working

>>6219730
I was talking about the slices you made, dumbass.

>>6219737
Why so mad? Is it because you were wrong?

It must take an impressive oven to make a pizza that large.

>>6219444
I assume that's roughly 10-13lbs of pizza. I could probably eat that in about 6 hours, but would I want to? No there's too many calories. I never understood how people have to physically stop eating because they can't eat anymore. I know when to stop, but I've never gotten to the point where I can't eat more.
149lb 6' reporting in

>>6219749
see
>>6219747

>>6219761

You mad.

>>6219766
10/10 made me reply multiple times

truly a master troll

>>6219770

It truly is an art to lead an idiot to water.

The lines being drawn over this pizza and using that for describing the slice size are bugging the hell out of me. There are 60 slices of pizza (with a few being mostly crust), each looks to be about 5 inches by 5 inches, making the pizza about 40 inches at it's widest point.

>>6219755
ANUDDA SHOAH!

>mfw meat mixed with cheese

>>6219755

>>6219781
yes, you are fantastic at posting as if you were a retarded person

>>6219789

Haha! Who's really the retard here? Me, for continuing to bait folks in this thread, or the people who knowingly respond to a troll? I'll choose the latter.

>>6219770
I would never stoop so low anonfag. As I said, I am merely a concerned fat man.

>>6219801
10/10 i bet you aren't even fat

>>6219804

I bet you are. Getting that Cheetos dust all over your keyboard.

>>6219790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk

Any californian fags here? When I go to visit my cousin over spring break I wanted to attempt this.
Anyone wanna seriously try this?
>http://www.news10.net/story/news/features/2014/03/28/2500-dollar-pizza-challenge/7023689/

>>6219705
>>6219782
>60
I'm counting 30 identical (or nearly so) slices within a 6 × 5 matrix and 22 additional slices of various sizes and shapes outside that matrix for 52 slices. If you combine smaller slices with bigger slices, each from outside of that 6 × 5 matric (and therefore of varying sizes and shapes) to approximate the size of one of the slices within the matrix, there are 47 slices.
I could be wrong, but I don't at the moment see how.

>>6219804
I am. And I'm off to the burger king across the way. About to take the triple whopper challenge.
3 triple whoppers. My cohort (GB the Great) has the record engulfing those delicious monstrosities in just under 25 mins.

>>6219807
Plz stop trying to B me.

>>6219819
>GB the Great
is that Good Boy the Great
are you sure you don't want to do a chicken fingies challenge?

>>6219819

You stop trying to step on my mastery of the troll, even though imitation is the highest form of flattery.

>>6219810
I could probably pull that off. Also, lol @ the fatties trying to do it. Only skellingtons should try competitive eating. We have the self control, the coordination, and the interior space for it (fat bodies = too much lard inside the chest cavity)

I'm probably at a disadvantage since I'm up to 150# now with the weight lifting, but I can still destroy a huge plate of food faster than anyone I know.

>>6219814
Now that I recount it there are less than 60 'pieces'. I'm not combining pieces to make a full slice though, that's stupid.

>>6219823
Does not your knavery know any bounds simpleton? Were it not for an engagement at BK I would be sipping your tears out of my bejeweled carafe.

>>6219835

Look at you using big, multisyllabic words! Congratulations on passing 4th grade! Now, when at Burger King, make sure you get one of those fancy, paper crowns. A very special hat for a very special boy!

>>6219824
I know right. I honestly feel like I could be a competitive eater myself, I just don't want to have to burn all the extra calories. I like being a spooky skeleton. I was 195 7 months back, feels good to be 149.
It's $2,500 for the two winners btw.

>>6219825
Fewer than 60. Not less than. Fewer.

>this thread

>>6219835
Why would you sip from a carafe?

>>6219900

Because he could put a bendy straw in it so he doesn't miss his mouth.

2 hours maybe give or take an hour.

>>6219810
>>6219854
Seriously though, do you think you and a buddy could eat 7.5lbs of pizza each? There must be a minimum of 1 meat topping, and 3 toppings total.
All this in under an hour for $2,500. I personally think I could do it, but I'm not sure within the time constraints.

>>6219444
18+

>2-4 slices every two hours that I spend awake
Probably 2 days.

>>6219847
So I skipped the Whopper Challenge. They had a sale on Nuggets. 10pc for 1.50$. Got a 3 orders of em. So I did the triple nugget challange. In about 4 minutes I ate all of em.
>multisyllabic
pleb

>>6220207

But did you get the crown? That's the most important part! In addition, you certainly seem proud of your ability to swallow meat. You must be popular with all the boys.

>>6220214
I left my kingdom sans crown. Alas a true king needs no trinkets.
My ability to consume muscle tissue is of no consequence. My popularity with the lads is strictly due to my swashbuckling good looks, and my rapier wit.

>The size of 6 normal pizzas
Not surre

>>6220237

A true king doesn't need to proclaim he is one, therefore, you are and shall always remain the king of co/ck/ gobbling.

>>6220245
>implying that's a bad thing
>yfw you are king of nothing
And don't forget that pizza is only about 3 pizzas big. And I'd fucking wreck it. But not as hard as I'd wreck you. #REKT

>>6220262

I'm sure you would wreck it, right after you suck the Doritos dust off your sausage fingers. Think what you wish, neckbeard. We're all 7'4" 520lbs on the internet.

>>6220269
Good night my dear

>>6220283

Later, ya cunt.

>>6219444
4 hours. When I was younger I could eat it in one sitting. I miss that stomach.

>Be female
>Be able to wreck that pizza

>>6220311
Can do the same thing, one sitting, maybe 2-3 hours

>>6220352
no fat chicks

3-4 days. Looks hella good

>>6219444
Pepperoni and jalapeño? I'd need a week between slices for the heartburn to settle.

eight I think...would be uncomfortably full after an hour's eating...would rest and take a dump then polish it off.

>>6220352
the hell you can. i won a hotdog eating contest (18) and I know I can't finish that shit.

>>6219444
That looks like an awesome pizza to have for casual parties.

So uh... where can I vet one?

>>6220355
Why not?

>>6220748
Well your only eating 18 hotdogs. Also hot dog contests are stupidly fast. I feel 3 hours is an alright and comfortable pace but I could be wrong might need another one or so.

>>6219584
underrated post

>>6219444
My guess would be 10-12.

>>6220822
overrated maymay

>>6219444
One hour

>>6220751
Fox's Pizza Den, the only halfway decent pizza chain in the US. Chain pizza is fucking shit most of the time.

>>6220868
Seriously? whats it called?

Thers only one way to find out...

>>6219444

Less than 1 hour.

>>6219444
if i was forcing myself to eat till i feel sick? maybe 2 days

>>6220895
The pizza?
Forgot.
Big something-or-other. Lemme check the site cuz now I'm curious. I'll get back to you. You can get a square one or a round one and they do both typical generic American-style pizza and Philly deep-dish (related to the Italian schiacciata style of pizza). The the big square one is deep dish.

>>6220868
Ever tried Hungry Howies? It's pretty fucking tasty, bro.

>>6221809
Looked it up. It's called "the big one." 30in diameter. That's over 700 inches square. I think the average for a large pizza in the US is around 200 inches square, give or take 50 inches.

>>6221823
Never heard of it. Looking it up now.

Well, it depends. I'm guessing as fast as possible?

If I started on a fresh day, 2 days at most.

>>6221823
fuck wacky Wednesday and its shit tier pizza

>>6220856
overused but underrated maymay.

>>6221831
Is this an every Fox's thing or just localized?

>>6219444
About four days.

>>6221831
To be exact, with a Diameter ≡ 30 the Radius is ≡ 15.
>A = πR2

Meaning >706.85834705770347865409476123789 in2
is the exact area, for the sake of ease it rounds up.