/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6215835

>rlm picture
>"cringe"

Fuck off back to reddit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>Guy lives in some sort of hacking dungeon with computers and buckets of produce everywhere

>>6215835
This video leaves me feeling conflicted every time. Like, she's so likeable and smiley aside but then its like
>Sweetened condensed milk
>Sugar
>All that mayonnaise

...I-I thought we were making macaroni salad.

AND THE CLASSIC OF COURSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>6215845
this is cringe not gore
I got genuinely upset watching this

Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>6215845
>SLOOOOOOOHP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgp--OTrXY4

>>6215904
>meat on the toliet

No

>>6215877
People who chew with their mouths open need to be rounded up and shot.

here's the tomato sauce vid, OP

http://youtu.be/jDGqtjcyxlQ

>>6215942
what i like about this one is that she disabled comments and then stopped making anymore cooking videos, the response was that bad lol

>>6215845
about the filename, probably should have put and eastern in front of european...

>MFW the entire italian, french and iberian cuisine...

>>6215877
poor kid... he was probably having fun...

>>6215835
Average American cuisine

>>6215942
what pisses me off about this and many other online videos is the exact measurements and how she's 'confident' in the sodium content.

How about fucking tasting as you go along?

Also needs chopped and puree'd tomatoes + basil that hasn't been fucked.

>>6216025
there are two main things i see wrong with that video (not to talk about the little things)

firstly, the sauce is canned. she isn't manking sauce

second, all that oil, fucking hell, i could deep fry myself in that....

>>6215942
Holy fucking shit. I don't think she did or said anything right AT ALL!

Cutting with a fucking butter knife?!?!?!!

Fuck you.

>>6215942
>the way she chops that onion like a retard and completely butchers that bulb of garlic

Never fails to rustle my jimmies.

>>6216043
a red sauce is piss easy

- Soften onion, mushroom and crushed garlic gently in olive oil
- Add tomatoes
- taste and season with S + P
- taste again, adjust
- add your basil and oregano (sometimes sage can be nice too)
- taste and adjust

Simmer for a couple of hours.
Done.
A basic red pasta sauce.

>>6215904
Holy shit

>>6216078
>red sauce

>>6215942
Wait, did she just toss the onions and basil?

>>6216102
what do you call a basic red based pasta sauce?

>>6216114
I call it by it's actual name - Tomato Sauce

>>6216115
Ausfalians call ketchup tomato sauce.

>>6216115
People would get pissy. If I said something was served in tomato sauce many would think of ketchup.
Maybe it's just my location. I'm in bongland.

>>6215942
>Homemade tomato sauce
>uses canned shit and powdered spices
why. why do people do this shit.

>>6215942
she adds a shitload of oil. this is just making me mad
anyone have a screencap of the comment section?

>implying any home chef can make better pasta sauce than the big name pasta sauce companies

>>6216146
>implying they can't

son, let me tell you i can make some arrabiata sauce that will make gush out semen from every orifice...

someone post tha autistic spongeberb

>>6216146
Anything out of a jar tends to taste like nothing but salt. Or stale sauce and salt.

>>6216151

>being this delusional and self-aggrandizing

cool story, bro.
but you still can't make sauces as good as the pros do in your basement-apartment kitchenette.

>>6216160

>>6215845
which fucking planet did the finnish come from?...

>>6215845
sweet jesus. what language is he speaking? sounds nothern european kinda

>>6215904
never gets old

>>6215942
this video will never fail to make me mad

>>6216125
>>6216128

Ketchup has a unique name for a reason. And that name is known world-wide. There is no reason to assume "tomato sauce" is referring to ketchup, especially when in the context of a pasta dish. I've heard "tomato ketchup" plenty, but that is redundant since there is no /other/ kind of ketchup anyone is ever talking about.

Tomato Sauce is the name for the tomato... sauce which goes with pasta, and the name + application is very well established.

>>6215904
un-fucking-belieable. white people are so fucking disgusting

>>6215845

>>6216177
Finnish.
Also if my kitchen was this dirty I'd never make a video of it.

>>6215845
Oh, you found my favourite youtube chef! This man is even hosting his own radio show and has so much debt he's never gonna work.

>>6216229
I'm white, yet absolutely nothing like the person in that video in any other way.

Fuck you, racist.

>>6216243

is that the ice cream fitness guy? for someone whose routine is supposedly about "aesthetics" he sure has a lack of them

>>6216352
>racist
please

implying this behavior is something that is usually specific to white people. didn't mean to generalize

>>6215942
I'm 99% sure this is some staged video an instructor made for her cooking class just so they could point out everything she did wrong. I mean, watch the part where she sets the pot directly on the cutting board. It's done so purposefully and it's a major contamination issue.

classic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

>>6216413
i'm sry, but black people have the worst kitchens, and don't even get me started on indians...

>>6216453
>pours cans in a bowl and microwaves it
>cooking
Oh boy

>>6216438
Cooking newfag here.

Can anyone explain to me why setting the pot on the cutting board is a bad thing?
I'm trying to get the hang of things without accidentally doing something retarded.

>>6216521
the underside of pots as germs
you will be resting food (meat, for example) on that board. germs on raw food is a big no no. the cutting board should be cleaned often, with as much prejudice as needed...

>>6215845
I don't understand a word, but the repeating of the same words and phrases several times over makes me really uncomfortable.

>>6216218
In the majority of the UK people call ketchup "tomato sauce", ketchup is rarely heard or used

Though I never hear "red sauce", I typically hear things like "bolognese sauce" or "pasta sauce" for what was being described

>>6216554
kuuupsea-kuuul!

In this video, he makes some sort of chicken offal soup that almost looks palatable... until he pours it into a plate full of rotting leftovers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_42SiFYFk_s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw

Anything this guy does

Here, our Finnish friend teaches us to make a delicious sludge out of turkey leg, frozen cheese sticks, fries, and rice. We're treated to chicken noises and strange repeated phrases as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW266MAJdXo

>>6216682

I thought that he was being kinda autistic, but that the method wasn't THAT bad of an idea, didn't see how it was super cringe-worthy

until 4:30

>>6216682
>"I'm gonna spice it up a little bit here."
He just ruined the whole dish...

>>6215845
>>6216673
>>6216724
Can any Fin-fags tell us what this guy is saying?

>>6216673
and he has a dog...his place must absolutely have a retched stench.

>using that disgusting plate


what is this nigga saying?

>>6216749
i'm currently watching. first 2 minutes were essentially nonsense

>>6216749
an update on what he's saying. first he talked about how good potatoes are, then asked some dude when he's coming to the town he is from or something.
also wished he had eggs cause they would be delicious.

>>6216791
so what's his deal? is he just some mentally deficient subhuman? what does he do and why does he choose to live the way he does?

>>6215845
it's that snow nigger jan from lilyhammer

>>6216803
i actually have no idea, but watching his vids makes me think he's just really poor.
he gets random donations from random people, like one dude apparently sent him his old mobile phone,2 pairs of shoes. someone else sent him potatoes and carrots (were shown in the vid)

>>6216816
Does he explain what all of the wires and cables are?

>>6216824
at least not in the videos i've watched, i could check out more vids to find out

>>6216816
>>6216803

Not the finfag, but that guy's cooking video has been posted here before and I remember people commenting that the guy is some sort of prolific Finnish computer hacker. Supposedly he once disabled like half the telephones in Finland or something. Between that and having been in trouble several times before, he was fined so much money that he will be poor forever. Anons also said that he runs his own pirate radio show now.

>>6216845
yeah, he does have a radioshow. don't know about the rest, but i'll check google

>>6216816
>really poor.
that is absolutely no excuse. he is so poor he lacks the ability to at least turn on the faucet and run some water on that plate?

>>6216438
I actually said this a few months ago. It was an example of poor cooking used for a course

>>6215942
what the jesus christ this is the worst thing ive ever seen. why is she using canned sauce? why does her basil look like shit? why is she allowed to LIVE?

>>6216229

go shit in a hole nigger or slurp a tentacle you bucktoothed chink fucking faggot

>>6215942
>but it is the OIL which gives it the taste

what? what? WHAT?

>>6215942

its not that bad, TBH and she's not wrong, the fat carries flavor, she states early on that she's gonna skim all the excess oil and fat back out.

it's basically a mom who makes a pretty great red sauce but never cracked a cookbook or took a class a day in her life, but the internet hated on her for no good reason.

if you follow her recipe all the way through you'd get a pretty damn good gravy and I say that as someone that eats with wops at every holiday

>>6216682
Oh my FUCKING god. No. You know what? No. I'm not even going to begin to think about this shit. My fucking head will explode.

>>6215942
When she sprinkled the powders in the pot it gave me mad ASMR tingles.

>>6217319
You really couldnt be any more wrong. The fact of the matter is simply this, she may be a mom but carrying on that the recipe is home made and ITALIAN really grinds anyone's gears. She not only did not use the prime ingredients such as garlic, basil, onions. She opted to use powdered varieties and THEN boiled the FRESH ONES IN OIL. Then PROCEEDED TO NOT USE THEM.

Like, how can anyone say that this isnt just nonsense? Even the most modest home cook would never boil their onions that they are intended t fry to bring out flavor. She didnt even let the oil get hot enough to even cook them for heavens sake. And then she used to much in the first place. As for oil, she probably didnt even use proper olive oil. Like, she could at least pretend this was authentic italian. And for fuck sake, I understand using tin tomato sauce is a cheat. But dont forget to use fresh tomatoes as well especially for a homemade sauce.

And Im not saying Im an expert. Ive just made pasta sauce a feq times in several ways. Im in no means perfect. But she fucked up the base, and thats just uncalled for. Also wtf is with her cutting the garlic and chopping those onions?

>>6216453
he seems so sad.

>>6216682
>can't use butter it's unhealthy in my ham cheese egg milk

>butter is unhealthy but cheese and milk is okay

>butter is unhealthy, but milk isn't

son of a bitch

>>6215942
I showed this video to my chef and he laughed through the entire thing

>>6215942
>that onion cutting

>>6216669
Thank you for that information.

Fuck the UK. And the Queen. And You.

>>6215845
That was, pretty bad ill admit and I doubt that shit was fully cooked.

>>6215942
Every fucking time.

>>6215904
This however I refuse to be real, holy shit.

>>6215942
>slicing onions
I'm having flashbacks to a time one of our brain-dead stages dropped his thumb on a board because he refused to hold his shit properly.

>>6216728
>>6216744
>Mfw he dumped that Salsa on it.

>>6216724
Okay, this legitimately made me feel sick. Those fucking cheese sticks weren't even melted, much less the rice cooked. It's just such a bizarre combination of foods, and the location doesn't make it much better.

>>6216724
>>6216724


WTF I just can't even wrap my head around this. He didn't take out the shell and THAT was when I lost it. The eggs, the frozen food, the stove top.

My jimmies man

I am afraid for his dog

>>6216728
>>6216744
Navyfag here. This guy on my ship did that. He'd walk into the wardroom, get his omelet, and dump a whole bunch of salsa from some plastic El Paso jar or whatever all over it. Never really understood it. I'm glad to see I'm not the only person that bothers.

>>6216724
This guy must have an iron stomach and an incredible immune system. Eating that food prepared in that kitchen would put the average person in the hospital.

>>6216115
>>6216078
Marinara fucking liss ants god damn it it's not that fucking hard

>>6217535
Piss*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo

>>6216803
He's just not a pussy like you faggots.

>>6215835
Dat stare at 3:59

>>6215904
FUCKING WHAT

>>6216669
I am also a denizen of Bonglandia and I have never heard anyone, even northerners and sheep-shaggers, call ketchup anything other than "ketchup".

>>6217535

Neapolitan sauce if it has no wine.

>>6216545
?????????????????????????

>>6215838
Shut up Doug. Go feed your whale

>>6215942
> how to make tomato sauce
> first u need four cans of pre-made tomato sauce
> how to make awesome cake
> first u need one bag of cake mix
why does this keep happening if americans are cooking

>>6217319
>>6217388

this guy is completely right. I'm sure there's plenty of people cooking like this every day. what makes most people mad imo is that it's presented first of all as an instructional video on how to cook (oh god) authentic homemade italian tomato sauce (lord have mercy) and it couldn't be further away from that

>>6216724
d-did he take a bite out of the stock cube?

>>6216724
He sucked his fingers after picking up that raw, open fridge-turkey. Good lord. What is this man?

Unleash the Bacon 1 - Beggin' Strips Roulette: http://youtu.be/cEARpVUB0nk

>>6217388
>>6217852

First of all, she is Italian, and probably got the recipe from her Italian forbearers, in fact i think she says so.

Second, cooking the basil in oil is a freakin GREAT way to get the flavor out without having to put the whole plant in there. Some people don't like eating leaves you know.

Lastly, you're just proving my point. You're not even supposed to use fresh tomatoes in a red sauce. canned is always better. and you don't know any more shit about cooking that she does, just in a different way. End of the video, she has a pretty tasty looking red sauce that is more than acceptable to anyone an dyou'd be a giant faggot to turn it down.

Maybe she didn't get there they way you approve of based on your half assed "utewb lrn2cook" tricks or like a professional chef would have but guess what she's cooking for family not for 300 slobs in neckties every night but she cook there and you're not exactly alain ducasse, motherfucker.

>>6216941
you're supposed to use canned tomatoes in red sauce. fresh doesn't taste right unless you cook them for 8-12 hours

>>6216949
fat carries flavors. She is absolutely spot on here

>why yes imma white knight this lady
>because you're all a bunch of tryhard foodie hipsters that don't know shit

problem?

>>6218417
The fact this has so few views makes me think you might be just posting it in a bid to get some viral attention, in which case fuck off and stop trying so hard to be >>6218417
Epic Meal Time. The internet has already gotten lol bacon is awesome down, thanks.

If not, it wasn't really poor cooking, just vaguely ugh.

Anyway, who's for pruno?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWo25-_oEw8

>>6218485
>problem?

No, you're not trolling or making people angry, you're just looking like the most retarded person ever

>>6218481
first of all, she is American, and if her italian forbearers where using canned sauce and powder garlic and onion while throwing away the real onions and garlic they were retarded too.
Look up how the original Italian homemade tomato sauce is made, and you'll see it's completely different.
I know that lady's recipe isn't that bad, but it's not homemade nor Italian nor classic. If she called her video "Easy and quick tomato sauce recipe" and learned to chop onions and garlic, nobody would be mad

>>6218481
>red sauce
opinion disregarded...

>>6215835
>Make sure it's corporated

>>6215835
Here fucking face at 3:57 is my face

>>6216724
>that fucking gunk on the bottom of the pot

jesus christ anon why

>>6216724
>THAT SINGLE FUCKING VITAMIN

>>6215942

>>6215845
He sounds like he has peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth.

>>6215942
liked and subscribed

>>6218481
this has to be a troll
>probably got the recipe from her Italian forbearers, in fact i think she says so.
>just cans of hunt's tomatos sauce with "diced" onions, garlic, and basil cooked in a tub of oil

>>6215942
"Approximately"

>>6217390
He's a registered sex offender and these were part of his community service

>>6218481
I totally agree.
The people cringing at this makes me cringe.
It's not a good recipe, but it's far from cringe.

>>6215942
Is it normal for me to fear for that woman's thumb when she's cutting the onion?

>>6216669
>>6216128

this man does not represent the people of the united kingdom, he is a retard talking from specific personal experience.

>>6216521

he's talking bollocks.

>>6219098

I'm sorry, NewJerseyfag, "Sunday gravy"

feel better now?

>sicilians are the trash of Italy
>gabagool is what Italian niggers say

>>6215845

A fresh hot potato boiled or baked is prety fucking godly tho

>all steamy and fragrant and delish
>touch of salt unf

i could eat a pan if I'm hungry yo

>>6216669

Red sauce is a highly regionally specific term for a simmered tomato-based sauce common in Italian-American cooking that typically includes: meat or broth; herbs, usually basil, oregano, thyme and rosemary in differing amounts; some aromatics and vegetables like onions, carrots, and garlic; and canned Roma tomatoes.

It is used as a direct pasta sauce topping, a base for cooking other dishes like meatballs, lamb or sausages, as a starter for lasagna or tetrazini, puttanesca or other stuff.

>tmyk.jpg

>>6219103
>doesn't corporate his macaroni salad
stay pleb, anon

>>6215910
I was so sad when I found out he was arrested for being a pedophile

>>6216682
J'aime mes omelettes comme j'aime mes pipes : baveuses.
I like my omelettes like I like my blow-jobs : drooly/slimy/runny.

Sorry, the pun doesn't translate well in English.

>>6215835
HOLY SHIT!
I had to do the math the calories on that thing.
4902 was what I ended up with.

Disclaimer: I used regular macaroni not elbow macaroni for may calculations. But other than that it should be accurate within +/-10%

>>6220898
Fucking christ.
>my not may.
I was in shock of how that hamplanet ate.

http://youtu.be/y80ZeBlLcYM

>turning the dial to bake for 45min

the horror

>>6215835
that heavy fat peoples breathing in the background. Oh jesus...

>>6220902
Well done is how a man eats his steak. Anything less is for women and frenchies.

>>6215835
Between here and fit, I must have seen this video 5.4billion times.

>>6216218
Other ketchups do exist, mushroom for example

>>6220912
Banana ketchup is top tier.

>>6216682

>for presentation purposes im using four eggs today

no you're using 4 because you're a fat fuck

>>6220937
He uses 4 eggs instead of 8 to make it look better.

>>6216724
why did he film himself buying ingredients?

>>6216218

Your autistic as fuck

Yes australians call ketchup "Tomato sauce" and they also do in Korea
토마토 소스, yes its retarded to call ketchup tomato sauce but you have to remeber australians are retarded and upside down.
your jimmies are rustling at an alarming rate

>Im an original slavshit yuurofag who lives in other countries, I know some things

>>6218417
Yeah this is just a copy of Epic Meal Time but lower quality and less funny and less alcohol, good try but it's been done just lurk /ck/ like the rest of us

>>6218490
This anon is right.

>>6216669
Also from Britain.

Where the fuck do you even live? It's universally known as ketchup here.

anyone have the video of the german woman "cooking" with her daughter using multiple bottles of lard?

>>6216140
>>6216949
>>6216112

http://youtu.be/63-IrqflAbI?t=14m3s

look what a professional chef does with the oil.
using a shitton and straining it so you don't have shit in the sauce.

>>6217716
>>6217716

>>6217751
>>6220097
>>6221140
I've lived Manchester, yorkshire and currently now in the midlands - my mother is from London

Never heard ketchup once spoken aside from at mcdonalds

>>6221344
I've lived in Yorkshire all my life and I've heard tomato ketchup referred to as "red sauce," (as opposed to brown sauce), "tomato sauce" AND "ketchup."

I haven't heard it called anything but ketchup or tomato ketchup in years though, and if someone said "tomato sauce" with no context I'd assume they meant some kind of pasta sauce, although I have to admit there would be a little ambiguity.

Maybe it's a class or urban/rural thing?

>>6215835
I love how she gets winded trying to open a pack of shredded carrots.

>>6221362
Imagine if she had to shred the carrot by hand. The vid would be twice as long.

>>6221364
>The vid would be twice as long.
I'm pretty sure it would be much shorter after the EMTs were cut out.

>>6216724
>That little song he sings when he pours the frozen foods in

>>6215845
This is just too fucking depressing to watch. Had to stop 1 minute in.

>>6215877
WHO THE FUCK LET HIM EAT RAW GROUND BEEF?

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6215904
This is just masao.
Are we just gonna post vids of masao?
Newfags

>>6215835
i'm convinced that wanda's macaroni salad is the best video ever on youtube

>that heavy breathing from stirring and opening jars
>that point where she looks at the camera with the "ima eat you" facial expression

>>6215904
>putting steak on the toilet seat
>it falling on that bathroom floor
>calling basil bassilisk
Masao is truly unbelievable.
How is he doing as of late?

>>6218601
but he was right, fat does carry flavor, and she was right. Kind of a strange preparation though, not how I would make a red sauce

>>6215942
Watch me make this sauce from precanned sauce.

>>6222637
he died, i hope


or at least hes having someone competent take care of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVlLd-GOU4E
>sushi

>>6215845
Someone donated them. His meal is literally potatoes and a chicken stock cube. He's damning his lack of eggs.

>>6216749
Towards the end, he keeps talking about how nutritious it is. Then analyses what gives it good flavour and comments on the dog hair that got into it. 5/5.

>>6221180
pls

>>6222771
he's fine, new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBGohQPP2Yg

>>6218392
He's a poor man with a poor man's taste. And an iron stomach. I can't imagine he's too healthy. There's a video of him killing pigeons on his channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NSbVAShSPY

>>6220889
>The pun doesn't translate well in English
Neither does French.

>>6222937
>7▶
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NSbVAShSPY [Embed]
being half filipino and american, i can agree this sounds intimidating but the sweet and salty processed taste going on in filipino spaghetti is satisfying if youre in a 3rd world mood

>>6223026
r u a grill?

>>6215845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZb0Nv2zitc
Also same person...

>really hungry
>sneak into moms room at 2am to behest tendies
>find note on her pillow, 'on relief mission in africa, be back 2morrow, hugs and kisses - mummy'
>she knows I have ~10 good boy points and didn't postpone until I transacted them
>lace her comforter with piss-soaked barbs so she catches my eczema
>oh well, go to kitchen to microwave tendies myself, going to eat all of them to prove a point
>no tendies in freezer
>panic
>recover from panic an hour later, decide to wait until it's dark and go to Cook's for tendies all by myself
>as I pedal the fear gets worse
>keep slipping off bike seat lodged between my buns because my gap is soaking wet from fear shakes
>pull up to drive through, driver behind me can't see me even though my rocket power helmet and my knee-pads and three rainbow baskets have reflector panels on them from cereal box prizes, keeps bumping into my back wheel and tripping me up
>finally get to window
>cunt at register won't accept good boy points
>all of my rage
>retrieve flask from my inside-breast pocket, screw off cap, douse her with piss like a priest compelling pazuzu

In short, Cane's is the worst service I've ever had.

>>6221180
noone?

what is wrong with finland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

>>6215845
>What kind of alien food is he even trying to make?

>>6215942
>How to make tomato sauce
>Start off with canned tomato sauce
Why even bother.

>>6217690
Is this satire?

>>6216012
>talking shit about Italian cuisine
I hope this is bait

>>6226819

yes. it's tim and eric, look it up.

>>6220902
That's the worst thing a German has ever done with an oven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-fdq3GLwfA

>>6217506
the navy is for homos. go kill yourself, polesmoker.

>>6221180
>>6222887
>>6224198
I found the title:
"Family Stories - Übergewichtige Dominique kocht"

The URL used to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TABMQ6u28uw
but is dead now.

>>6215835
>make sure it's corporated

Classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY

>>6216749
TL;DR potatoes are good, this is nutritious, something about some guy in a nearby town, and dog hair.

For a "food tip" this guy does not know how to fucking cook. Please, /ck/ do not assume that this is the bulk of my people's culinary ability- this is horrific.

>>6224644
>Finland is really the most autistic country on the planet

>>6228494
>Please, /ck/ do not assume that this is the bulk of my people's culinary ability- this is horrific.

>>6228476
FEE DONT BURNA DAMN THING

>>6222830
at least she's mildly attractive.

>>6224644
>>6228543
Anybody know who that fat, retarded looking/sounding Finnish guy who had a bunch of videos on Youtube was?

Like, even retarded for Finn

>>6215942
>it is the OIL that gives it the flavor

>>6215835

This is all very depressing... can we please look at a really well-made recipe just to get our bearings straight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9YRD4KrIqQ

>t-bone steaks
>wrap in aluminum foil and bake at 350 F for 40 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBbfhMyfCuI

why do black people completely fail at steak?

>>6218417
Fuck off please don't ever come back here. I will dislike your video every time I'm on a new ip.

>>6228699
Are you talking about Markoboy87? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2iuGny7Ao

Obligatory Masaokis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

This is a special kind of sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OPQqH3YlHA

>>6215877
he's wearing an apron under his shirt

>>6216545
Hate to break it to you, but the upside of the ot has germs on it, too. And your knife. And your cutting board. And your hands. And your ingredients. If you clean your cutting board by hand: Your sponge can be compared to a germ kindergarten, where the finger paint, get funny stories read to them, and take a nap at noontime.
Or did I just get troled?

>>6230638
The bottom of the pot is probably one of the safer places even since it does get some massive heat so some germs are bound to die off.

>>6222584
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett
Time to get on his level, faggot.

>now that the onions have turned to a golden brown
>charred

lol

>>6216453
Someone should do an edit with Tim and Eric style sound effects.

why are some people talking about "red sauce" ffs

why are americans such simpletons, adults literally have the minds of a toddler

>>6228153
dang, thanks anon

>>6228476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl-tUizMv6Q

>>6231064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk9OU66cf_I without subs

>>6215942
Christ this is even bad from, like, a video making standpoint
>holding the can out of frame because she wanted her face to be center frame
>the focus leaving shit blurry for way to god damn long, especially when showing off spices
>the focus making her blurry when she moves even slightly
>The focus making the pan blurry when he moOH MY FUCKING GOD JUST FIX THE FOCUS OR DO ANOTHER TAKE
>Camera meanders around and twitches constantly
It's like they watched a you tube video on lighting and the Rule of thirds and were like "Shit all right, let's do it! We can make it look like it does on the news!" Looking amateurish isn't nearly as bad as shitty faux professional.

>>6222830
Sushi refers to the vinegared rice. Things like egg nigiri and vegetable rolls still count.
Inari-zushi is pretty tasty too.

>>6231164
oh yeah and I do still think it's very average what she's doing.

>>6231114
But the framing is the only good thing about the video.

>>6222637
He's doing okay. He's making new videos now in a slightly cleaner apartment.

>>6215904
>that kitchen set up
>when the coil lights on fire
>setting the FOOD on the fucking TOILET
>WHEN THE STEAK FALLS ON THAT FILTHY FUCKING FLOOR

Hoarders are on a whole other level, holy shit.

>>6231185
I wouldn't go so far to say 'good'
Best. It is the best thing about the video.

>>6215904
I remember a friend showed me something similar to this. The only thing i remember that was really distinct was that he had a towel that he used to dab off the last bit of pee every time he took a piss.
is this the same guy or am I thinking of someone totally different?

>>6231300
Oh, Also, he had some really weird political views, like Bill Clinton was constantly watching him or something

>>6216007
i like that she only ever made one other separate video from this, meaning she quit after only two videos.

>>6216724
DOES IT NOT CLEAN IT'S DISHES? WHAT FUCK!

>>6231437
http://youtu.be/KZF_NddQESs
It does.

>>6216229
>Italians
>White

>>6216724
>cooking with that dirty pan
>licking his fingers after touching raw meat
>that filthy and cluttered stove
>boring blood water into the pot
>FUCKING FROZEN FRIES
>put a vitamin in

Cool poker sign in the back though

Let's not forget this classic you ranging homosexuals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>>6231591
read the damn thread.

You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of kek and lel but of cringe. A journey into a wondrous land of suits and awkward small talk. Next stop, the Beta Zone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNnHyhiAjEA

>>6215845
it's like masaokis except european and slightly less crazy

>>6231596
>>6231596
wow this post reads just like something i would find upvoted on reddit!

>>6231596
>Next stop, the Beta Zone!
i was loling until this
he is alpha as fuck, listen to his q&a's. he has a good attitude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPPCwmU5OHQ

>I hate premade chicken soup!
>uses nothing but prepacked broth

>>6229919
>try to make the most out of each meal
>throws away the most nutritious part

>>6231596
>AFOO Dreview
He keeps doing it.

>>6231596
>>6231874
Why are they so obsessed with over-processed premade shit ?

>>6215845
That looked really good at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

Because fuck life

bump

>>6216012
Hey man, as far as I know, England has the worst food. French and Italian are amazing

>>6215835
What's the source on OP's pic?

>>6236550
U serious?

>>6217690
And go figure, Tim has better knife skills then Lisa. FUCK.

>>6228660
With a BAG over her head. HOLY FUCK!

>>6216724
>this video
>this thread
Oh my god. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

>>6218481
There is nothing Italian about her she is an American she has probably never even been to Italy. Fuck off Americans with "muh heritage bullshit", I lived in Italy for near four years i consider myself more Italian than any Americuck who just happened to have some Sicilian grandparents. First mistake is to disregard Italian food like that with those ingredients, that waste, that powdered shit is the anti-thesis of Italian cuisine.

I like peeled plum canned tomatos for a tomato based sauce, but i see no reason why a skilled cook can not use fresh aslong as they are prepped and balanced properly.

>>6218485
She uses canned sauce there is a difference

>LE BI-WEEKLY FOOD CRINGE THREAD!
>post the same ~10 videos again
>LE OBLIGATORY XD
Why even bother if you have no OC?
Shouldn't you be in a YLYL thread on /b/ or are you those same people?

>>6218417
>trying to cash in on the LE EPIC BACON IS GOOD WITH EVERYTHING xD meme by copying a shitty viral meme YouTube channel 3 years late

>>6228660
>at least she used to be attractive.
ftfy

>>6231107
Who puts sugar in their potatoes...?

>>6237173
ur mom

>>6232714
Nothing to worry about.
These people will naturally kill themselves.

Have you guys seen this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOCwt6k-Nx4

Skip to around 3:00 if you wanna get right to it.

>>6215942
It's like a real-life Peggy Hill, except not funny.

>>6216061
>Cutting with a fucking butter knife?!?!?!!

I think it was a round-ended steak knife.

>>6231114
How many views does YOUR tomato sauce video have? That's what I fucking thought. I bet you chop onions with the end of a plastic spoon. Enjoy being a betacuck.

>>6223026
What's the hashed sauce on top?

>>6237756
>ability to cook is determined by how many views your shitty housewife cooks video gets

>>6236568
Do you seriously think I'm not?

>>6224644
>What is a nigger...
>AHAHAH NONO that word is very bad... nigger

>>6224644
fuck I'm cracking up lol

>SHUT UP WATER HAHAHAHAH TAHT IS VERY FUNNY

Has anyone posted Dan Ryckert's shit yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9I3kf5rsq8

>>6238835
Fucking Dan. I don't know how that man is still alive. I forget, does he talk in that about how he used to think egg whites were egg shells and he just put straight up egg shells in a pot, thinking they were going to melt?

Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzmplLIBIDw

>>6238379
>doesn't know what RLM is
I rarely use this, but LURK MOAR

>>6215904
>"It's not disgusting if you just know where to look"

>>6232714
tfw he went to the effort of pulling his crucifix out from under his apron to be front and center but still eating pineapple cheese.

>>6215942

Bitch has like 20 bananas on her counter. That's so many bananas. She must have a dozen little mongoloid children that gobble up bananas all day. Bananas.

>>6216438

>washing onions/garlic
>cutting garlic then peeling
>sauce under pasta

This is actually a fair hypothesis now that you mention it

>>6222637
He actually posted a video on his new channel quite recently. He's somehow alive. Somehow.

>>6231874

>you can make your own chicken broth by boiling chickens

why the fuck did I find that so funny.

and this is like what my parents make minus the chicken broth. Nasty ass chicken noodle either way.

>>6217506

I do this. It's fucking delicious. None of you fags has ever had mexican eggs?

>>6216453
http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887

>>6216078
>red sauce
>simmer for couple of hours
> not blitzing it

Babies first sauce?

>>6216724
I wonder if people in town are like, "Here comes fucking Pasi. Make sure you don't look him in the eye..."

>>6215942
>washing onion
that is what got to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zlZDL4Ga4k

>>6216724
WHAT THE SHIT
WHY IS HE BOILING CHEESE STICKS AND FRIES
WHY IS HE DOING ANYTHING
AGHGJ;

>>6241286
What the fuck kind of retard makes scrambled eggs like that

>>6216682
His technique/steps are solid. He just mucks it up with way too much salsa at the end.

>>6217453
why do poor people not buy sheets?

>>6215942
>lower your flame to approximately, 3

sides in fucking orbit

>>6232714
>cool whip
>i don't recommend using imitation whipped cream
these sides will laugh no more forever

>>6215835
see
>>6240305

>>6232714
>my mother let me eat coolwhip out of the carton
I hate you mom. Goddamn baby boomers ruined food.

>>6232714
Jesus fucking christ. Fuck EVERYTHING about that video.

>>6241534
It has a balance of flavors that lead me to believe it might actually taste good. A distinctly American abomination.

>>6241560
I mean, leads*

>>6228699
lakupiippu is who youre thinking of i believe

>>6215835
>Over at friends apartment
>his gf is so stupid she can count her chromosomes on one hand
>walk in
>whole place smells like sugar fire
>his gf decided to make rice krispy treats and thought she would melt the marshmallows in a stainless steel pan stovetop
>pan is caked with easily an inch of burned to an unbreakable crisp marshmallow

>>6231874
>cook chicken in chicken broth
>proceed to cook mirepoix in it
>wonder why you used chicken broth to begin with

Is it some kind of chicken broth deconstruction or something ?

>>6215835
Her head is shaped exactly like Peter Griffin's, it's like the top half is trying to hide. I didn't think that was possible.

>>6240396
>using 'lurk moar' when somebody asks for source on a non-board related image that's not even a meme
You sure told me, ebin oldfag :^)

>tfw I'm rarely on ur mum but she asks for moar too

>>6228476
this isn't that cringeworthy those look pretty good

>>6231591
>not using fucking olive oil in tomato sauce

>>6224644
I think this guy is awesome.
He wants to practice his English but rather than doing it in private he posts a fun video on YouTube.
You go Fin Man. Make that coffee.

>>6241910

>>6215942
>Bay-Zil

The worst part for me was seeing that rotten old mouldy piece of basil. She's been eating that her entire life thinking its fresh.

>>6215845
at the 2;40 mark did he just piss into a cup?

>>6216673
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeVtGOVdy0I

>>6215845
This guy is constantly posting videos. He's posted dozens in the past few days.

>>6231107
ahahaha tollo! wat ne fiese fettsau