/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you still live at home? well stocked maybe four or five people. where is the beer?

heres mine, not much changed since last fridge thread

>>6192390
>red can

>>6192391
not what i usually drink but it is a good drop. better than all these new beers out that taste like they've had dish water thrown into the vat

r8

Yeah...

>>6192460
>Licher
are you enjoying your piss?

>>6192460

>bio tofu
>sriracha
>ketchup in fridge
>jars on bottom shelf

Fridge. 1/3

>>6192526
Freezer 2/3

Need to go buy bulk meat ASAP, getting low.

>>6192528
Pantry, 3/3

>>6192528
clean your freezer

>>6192562
Not unless you post your freezer and it's clean.

>>6192460
>Jever
good taste

>Ayran
Türk detected

3 eggs and half a tin of pineapple.
> inb4 clean it
why bother.

>>6192601
What RC is that in the blue baggie to the side of your fridge?

>>6192601
This is the most depressing thing I've seen for a while.

>>6192460
>Flying Goose Sriracha
mah ni-
>Ayran
fuck off terrorist.

>>6192603
not seeing it.
>>6192608
have another. yah that mini black thing with the frying pan on top is my cooker, and no i can't afford cabinet doors or flooring.

Contribootan

>>6192623
It's in the bucket.

> all these plebs using pre-made bottles of sauces and condiments, not making your own.
enjoy immediate and agonizing death.

>>6192629

Comfy/10

Bamp

we activia now

R8 me

>>6192843

Poverty stricken degenerate/10

>>6192807
I'm not making my own soy sauce, mirin, sake, oyster sauce, etc. What the fuck, who even does that?

>>6192845
Wow, it's like you really know me!

>>6192845
That beer is all stolen btw

>>6192843
>miller high life
why?

I don't mind cheap beer, but that stuff gives the worst headache.

>>6192843
German here, isn't Coors light basically weak piss?

>>6192858
It's a beer/water hybrid with less flavor than even malt liquor.

You could pretty much drink it all day long and not get drunk, and it's refreshing when ice cold. But I don't really think of it as beer.

>>6192858

I've had water stronger than Coors Light.

>>6192857
What are you, some kind of faggot? It's the champagne of beers

>>6192871
That's the good thing about getting 60 of them, around 10 beers in you start feeling a buzz, and then you can do that 6 more times!!!

>>6192890
I cannot begin to imagine how bloated that would make one feel.

>>6192877
My water is 200 proof faggot, you ain't got shit

>>6192488
>kek-o-man soy sauce

Just back from groceries. Here's mine.

>>6191290
What's it like being a grown man who still lives with his parents?

>>6192986

2/4

>>6192460
Those shelves on the right are absurd. Seriously how many times a day does every single bottle fall down when you close the fridge? Who designed this shit? WHAT THE FUCK.

>>6192992

3/4

>>6193002

4/4

>>6192825

French?

>>6192603
>>6192623

what the fuck are you talking about

>>6192603
>>6192631

WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about

>>6193020
RC = research chemical. aka a cheap shitty drug. of which i see and have none. unfortunately.
maybe he's high.

>>6192996
I guess most manufacturers don't take retard strength into account when designing them.

Seriously, are you slamming your fridge doors shut or something?

>>6192601
Left hand side, blue bag with a big X on it.

>>6193031
oh that's a box of dishwasher tablets, and trust me when i tell you that snorting them won't get you high.

>>6193029
>I guess most manufacturers don't take retard strength into account when designing them.

I guess you're wrong because most, if not all apart from that single one, make the wall of the shelf at least twice as tall as those.

>>6193048
Maybe you should stop slamming your refrigerator doors? This sounds like a deeply personal problem that I hope you get worked out.

>>6193037
Oh, okay. Ha. Packaging/labelling is very similar to what most vendors use. Was just curious. Thanks anon.

>>6193050
>Maybe you should stop slamming your refrigerator doors?

I don't. Run along.

>>6193071
Okay, I want you to do this for me.
Next time you're about to slam the door closed I want you to stop, take a deep breath, and think:
"The refrigerator is not trying to hurt me, it is not my enemy. It is an inanimate object with no possibility of animosity towards me, so there is no reason for me to fear it."
And then close the door, like a normal person. No jerking motion, no more force than is required for it to come to a close.

Can you do that for me?

>>6193077
I ... J-justt... CAAAAAN'T D':

>>6192623
>that mini black thing with the frying pan on top is my cooker,
How the fuck do you cook on that? How do you grill, bake, generally not live on stuff cooked on a retarded monohob?

>>6193119
with my comparably miniature grill and oven, anon. see?
i built my entire kitchen for under £300. cheapest quote from a proper installer was £4,800. noped all the way to B&Q and did it myself. works for a facebook frog like me.

>>6192573
>>6192615
yfw when not even turkish

>>6193143
Why do Britbongs live in such poverty? I work a minimum wage job in my country but can at least afford an apartment with a floor.

>>6193148
multiple sclerosis. going blind n' schtuff. haven't worked in a while. s'awrite.

Hey.

>>6193202
And they called me a poverty stricken degenerate

>>6193202
>fridge toothpaste
literally wut

>>6193225
Cool minty freshness in the morning, anon.

>>6193202
>>6193225

>>6192909

moreso

>soy sauce in fridge

im going to contribute for texas, once i get my hungover ass off of this couch

>>6193295
deliver dem ample stockpilepics of delish texan t-bones, anon. can't even get that shit in uk supermarkets since jewbanks decided to demand everyone lives on gruel and horse mince.

>>6193352
unfortunately i dont eat steaks as much anymore only at steakhouses, but ive got plenty of chicken, pork chops and ground turkey

here i go finally 1/5

>>6193383
2/5

>>6192460
Gazi stuff and ayran are you a Turk ha

>>6193388
3/5

>>6193394
4/5

>>6193396
5/5

>>6193399
Is it...
Could it be...
NUGGERS!!!!

>>6193388
syringes?

>>6193424
my gfs teeth whitening shit

Playas threw two at me, I threw fo back.

all you niggaz keepin shit so clean, so stocked and so pristine. makes anonbro feel inferior, yo.

>>6193388
Got wings for the Super Bowl I see.

I am in Texas as well.

you fuckers make me want to organize and take a pic of my fridge

I have two, one for food the other for drinks and beer, have the food one first

>>6194266
and now the garage fridge for beer/drinks
no beer atm tho

>>6192623
being clean isnt relative to your income

>>6192843
shit beer/10

Australian here.

>>6194787
Get that Vegemite into the pantry cunt.

>>6191290

>>6194787
>>6194790
yeh, I hope you just put that in the fridge to identify your nationality . . cunt

The hell is wrong with you people storing catsup in the fridge?

>>6194846
It keeps longer nerd.
What's your excuse for letting it slowly ferment at room temperature?

>>6191290
Erm, so we're all just gonna ignore the fact that OP says he has Fleshlights in his freezer? Okay.

>>6195164
Goddamn, I misread OP's post!

>>6192843
D... Dad.? What are you doing on here

>>6192623
>>6192601
Sickening.

The circuit it's on went off so I had to throw everything out, haven't had a chance to fix it yet. Bowls are baking soda to combat odors.

>>6195447
Screw the baking soda, use coffee and vanilla.

>>6195447
>Bowls are baking soda to combat odors.
This is a myth and doesn't work. You want to sprinkle it onto the surfaces to neutralized the bacteria-produced acids. It's not going to just magically scrub the air.

But don't trust me. Look it up yourself.

>>6192858
Dane here. Yes it is 10% piss, 80 & water and 10 % beer...
European beer ftw...

>>6192623
Dear god m8, so when you planning on taking ur life

>>6193396
Dear god kid organize your shit it looks like a game of freezer jenga in there

>>6192623
>>6192601

Dude, you need to reconsider your life.

>>6192460
>keeping sriracha in the fridge

>>6192843
pleb/10

>>6192390
>>6192391

Also mah niggers, though I usually drink the green ones. Can't get either since I moved to SA. fml.

>>6195164
>>6195167
he's REQUESTING a pic with fleshlights in freezer, you illiterate stupid fucking cunts.

The only things I ever have in my fridge are soda cans and a bottle of mayonnaise.

>>6192460
>biotufo
du schwuchtel

Mine. 1/3

>>6198195
2/3

>>6198202
3/3

One of the drawders in the fridge is empty and the other one has a tupperware container of packets of seeds for planting in it.

>>6196437
eh, whatever. not like i can't eat well just 'cause my kitchen is naff. a pro installer wanted half the cost of my fkn car, for the same kitchen tools and resources that i now have for about the cost of a few tanks of petrol.

1/2

>>6199582
2/2

>>6199582
dat little apartment fridge

>>6191290
we shall begin with the exterior

>>6199643
Here we see the interior of the lower compartment, note the large cans of fine malt liquor.

>>6199643
>>6199650

>using a name

>>6199650
This is the icy cold upper portion. It contains a tasty pizza and a pack of cigarettes.

The decorative crown

>>6199671
As a bonus, I give you collection of empty beer containers displayed before my collection of religious candles

>>6199652
>Not knowing Whoremel
Faggot.

>>6199700

i live the target lifestyle

>>6199790
you from minnesota, bro?

>>6199809
Yep. saint paul

my fridge's light is completely broken and I don't have a camera with flash. Probably for the best

>>6199790
That cheese dip in the can is criminally delicious.

>>6199582
I like it

>>6198209
cool pitcher

>>6197913
kinda sad

>>6197735
fuck yeah

>>6194791
How long does a 30 pack last you?

Damn /ck/ got some bum ass fridges

That looks just like the fridge at my dad's house. Where are you from?

>>6200430
>dads house
>fleshlights

Way to besmirch your family name.

>>6199700
>implying using a trip all the time makes you special

My garage fridge, and of course I share.