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Thread with most disgusting recipes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.6173594
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Most on here

>> No.6173605
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>>6173590
>Cook ramen noodles
>throw out flavor packet
>in separate bowl, empty out 16 oz can of GOYA tomato sauce
>add large spoon of sofrito
>cut block of spam into smaller cubes
>mix with sauce
>add ramen noodles
>call it spaghetti and meatballs

I was served this swill in Puerto Rico.

>> No.6173613

>>6173590
>cooking macaroni
>throw away that godly cheese packet
>be a satanist and use a ramen noodle packed
>throw some chocolate syrup in there
>a marshmallow wouldn't hurt your throat
>stir
>add some hotsauce, about half a cup for full flavor
>stir once more
>now it's time for the cereal, you plebs
>let's get the milk
>pour in about a cup
>stir again
>serve to starving orphans
here you go jewish people.

>> No.6173627

>>6173613
I was ready for the "sweet ramen sundae" after chocolate sauce amd marshmallows tbh
Ramen with mayo is disgusting as fuck but it's delicious, tastes like poverty.

>> No.6173649

>>6173627
you mean sweet jesus ramen?
that was the most holy recipe i've seen in my life

>> No.6173652

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKtS0z9Wgno

>> No.6173658

>>6173605
The best worst burger i ever had was from a hole in the wall puerto rican restaurant. Will never forget how bad it was.

The bun was stale, but toasted, hard, and crumbled.

The meat was more than well done, but i always order medium...

And the veggies were slimy.

literally inedible.

>> No.6173667

>>6173649
ye, that's the one... Did anyone recreate it yet?
>>6173652
now we're talking

>> No.6173682

>>6173627
i buy this overpriced shit at the weeb store that comes with a small packet of mayo

shit is fucking delish

>> No.6173685

>>6173590
Couldnt stop laughing tnx op

>> No.6173690

>>6173590
>you will never slide your penis balls deep into her bellybutton

>> No.6173693

>>6173590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
>tfw you will never 360 noscope your sadness

>> No.6173702

>>6173693
all of his other videos are just as good, he doesn't even care anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofoCaMU8wBY

>> No.6173713

>>6173693
>>6173702
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=ZKxhI4I5kq8&start1=0&video2=hW93CV6m-JU&start2=0&authorName=

>> No.6173714

>>6173702
> dump the rice into the thing
> thing
it's a bowl jesus christ i'm losing my shit here

>> No.6173720
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>mfw no cooking with hoarders posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>> No.6173738

this cake is just pure sugar, I can't wait to make it even though I'll probably throw up after one bite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l1SY3QREv4

>> No.6173754
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>>6173590
She seems like a genuinely sweet person. No videos uploaded in 5 years. I hope she's ok

>> No.6173772

>>6173754
she has a new channel, you're missing out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX9E6pP4T_Q

>> No.6173782

>>6173772
Oh thank god. I'm kind of enjoying watching her videos.

>> No.6173784

Rare gem

>uses orange juice instead of butter..\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFbf-NjOxb0

>> No.6173786

>>6173772
[HEAVY *GASP* BREATHING *WHEEZE* INTENSIFIES]

>> No.6173793

>>6173784
BRUH QUIT DRINKING SHIT

>> No.6173794

>>6173784
I had completely forgotten about KingCobra. I guess I'm going to be watching his videos all night now.

>> No.6173822

>oh ok a sandwich tutorial, what can go wrong haha
>FUCKING DOLLOP OF MAYO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfjg-niKh0s

>> No.6173960

>>6173702
>>6173714
top kek this guy is actually a convicted sex offender. i will try to find the link

>> No.6173965

>>6173960
found it for ya
http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887
>Offense: 76-5-404 - FORCIBLE SEXUAL ABUSE/2ND DEGREE FELONY

>> No.6173970

this is probably my favorite youtube channel right now

http://youtu.be/GFjstQ30RI8

http://youtu.be/X1mOhI0LjPo

>> No.6174013

>>6173702
>hot... dish you can eat, that's made with rice

holy shit

>> No.6174015

>>6173714
>when he microwaves it with the plastic knife still in the bowl

>> No.6174029

>>6173658
*figuratively

>> No.6174037
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>>6173720
i love this guy.

mfw he tries to defrost a steak with burning toilet paper on the rim of his toilet bowl.

>> No.6174075

>>6174029
>what is hyperbole
faggot.

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>>6173720
>>6174037
his name is Masaokis. He's pretty cool. The best chef Canada(?) has to offer

>> No.6174165

>ctrl+f

>no doubleswee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

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>2015
>not keeping your dead cats in the fridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsOR1-dqqE0

>> No.6174193

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>> No.6174260

Here is the best chef in the galaxy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS-x5XH_Y8Y

>> No.6174263

I love how his toilet is right next to his stove.

>> No.6174269

>>6174263
This post reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>> No.6174278

>>6174181
Maybe she was just a Murakami fan

>> No.6174303

>>6173772
>3:15
>the acid kicks in

>> No.6174336

>>6173720
Love cooking with hoarders. Wish it was real :C

>> No.6176340

>>6173693
>Hello wildcats

>> No.6176352

>>6173720
>mfw no cooking with hoarders posted
>>6174336
>Love cooking with hoarders. Wish it was real :C
Wow, you guys sure are new...

>> No.6176365

>>6173693
I remember when /ck/ first found Weber Cooks, good times.

>> No.6176416

>>6173702
>stirs the rice in the 'thing'
>leaves the plastic knife in the bowl
>microwaves the plastic knife
>pulls it out like nothing ever happened

>> No.6176497

>>6173693
why am i laughing and crying at the same time

>> No.6176517
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>>6173772
>that audible heavy breathing

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>>6174181
>cat got hit by car in september
>family planned to bury him in the back yard
>go down to freezer to grab steak
>there's a cat shaped garbage bag laying in it

>> No.6176569

>>6173652
Holy shit. Is that the guy from "Derek! I'm having a treat, Derek!" video?

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>>6174181

>> No.6176590

>>6173702
at about 2:37, he has a jump cut as the rice cooks. watch this man, I'm sure that someone off screen just reminded him that the camera is recording

>> No.6176595

>>6176590
you know, he was probably just standing there. waiting. Biding time until he was required to speak and move. This is a broken man, /ck/, reduced to a model, an automaton of flesh and sadness. Look upon him and weep.

>> No.6176608

>>6173720
>don't put too much water, it does weird stuff.
Wat

>> No.6176641

>>6173738
Hundreds and thousands.
Jesus Christ. They are called sprinkles. why would you call them Hundreds and thousands.

>> No.6176670

>>6173970
>0:55 one time my brother threw a rock at my head and it started to bleed
You don't say.

>> No.6176728

>>6173970
haha holy shit is this guy an actor there's no way this can be real

>> No.6176745

>>6176728
just googled it, yes he is

>> No.6177156

>>6173970
>>6176670
>>6176728
>>6176745

How have you not seen this before? It's obviously supposed to be funny and it's old as dirt.

>> No.6177176

>>6173772
For her cooking is a high intensity work out. Im surprised she didnt break out into mayo sweat.

>> No.6177184

>>6173772
the fucking music man

>> No.6177204

>>6173754
I know, right? Her recipes leave something to be desired, but she seems like a totally nice person. Even if some of it's pretty gross, I usually enjoy watching her vids.

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>>6176352
Seriously. They probably don't even know PHS Guy or Angie.

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anyone have that imgur album full with shitty food, including food colored sausages and what not?
and just redneck engineering

>> No.6177215

>>6177210
and right after it i found it, oh well
http://imgur.com/a/0tnPs

>> No.6177243

>>6173590
I actually felt really bad for her so i linked her a bunch of data and made a really pc comment to try to encourage her to eat healthy and then she turned off comments to her videos and now has anew channel. I really feel bad for her because she seems nice but shes so fat its actually a serious health concern... i don't even give her the decade to survive.

>> No.6177258

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBF8gcUuPYU
the recipe isn't disgusting but his voice is

>> No.6177277

>>6177243
She mentioned in one of her videos from this year that her and her husband were trying to eat healthier. I ended up watching a bunch of her videos last night, they're really sweet people.

>> No.6177319

>>6177277
i hope so

gf did an autopsy the other day on a 400 pound male who died of heart failure... guys heart was the size of a football. shit is not a game...

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>>6177319
>13 year old overweight girl has surgery for sleep apnea
>she died after complications from surgery
>she could've just lost weight because being overweight causes sleep apnea

>> No.6177330

>>6177325
Not her fault, honestly. 13 is of the same mental level as a younger child. They don't fully grasp that their destiny is their own. They only know what their parents have taught them. The parents failed to raise her on the right food and exercise routines. She could not provide for herself and was not of the maturity level to make the correct choices. It's criminal, really. Parents like that ought to be shot.

>> No.6178038

>>6173693
christ

>> No.6178072

>>6173590
Every time I watch this video all I can focus on is her labored breathing.

>> No.6178078

>>6173693
I'm convinced these are fake. Dear god, let them be fake.

The sad music was a nice touch though.

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>>6173702
>mfw he microwaved the plastic spoon

>> No.6178122

>>6173590

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
I just wanted an excuse to link this.

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This is my coworker's lunch.

>> No.6178136

>>6176641

because different cultures.

>> No.6178186

>>6178132
You practically halve the price if you eat your lunch, vomit and then eat it again the next day.

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obligatory sweet sundae ramen

>> No.6178449

>>6178122
why is there a 11-minute video about adding spices to canned tomato sauce

>> No.6178455

>>6178418
Fucking epic

>> No.6178511

>>6178132
>http://imgur.com/a/0tnPs
is that really tinned refried beans and pasta? and theyre eating that cold, out of choice?

>> No.6178518

>>6178511
didnt mean to include that fucking copy

>> No.6178532

>>6178511
are those pics of some sort of somethingawful "how ironic can we be" dinner

>> No.6178551

>>6178532
somebody posted it earlier, i copied it. i honestly dont know what it is, but its fucking gross

>> No.6178741

>>6178511
His mom made it for him. The noodles are almost mush.

>> No.6179336

I've seen vomit that looks more appetizing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLn5SCRYWGw

>> No.6179356
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>>6178122
This. This is still my favourite cooking video of all-time. The way she cuts onions, all that oil... it's beautiful to look at. The meatballs video is great too, especially her "special trick":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiRjxaNTWM

>> No.6179402

How about some 'worst cooking related how to guide'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJRlpEfPnU

>> No.6179931

>>6173738
That's not cake. It's just plain marshmallow.

>> No.6179951

>>6173720
Last year I and a couple friends made his special Christmas cake. It was an experience, that's for sure.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>> No.6179960

>>6179951
Why would you do that?

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>>6179957

>> No.6179990
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This is a good thread to curb appetite thanks /ck/!

>> No.6180030

>>6179957
Did he film this in a fucking outpost or something?
>Computers and wires everywhere
>Buckets of vegetables on the floor
>Pill bottles on shelf

>> No.6180181

>>6179960
Why not?

I think the week before we made Paula Deen's deep fried cheesecake. Honestly on the same level of edibility, different reasons though.

>> No.6180238

Not disgusting, but just watching this man cook is so bizarre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjOeJ0HY_Bo

>> No.6180278

>>6179957
Everytime I see this shit I swear. Listening to that guy eat and talk at the same time is some of the most fucked up disgusting dirty foreign shit that I've ever heard.

>> No.6180483

>>6173772
I sometimes feel really sorry for landwhales. I guess pity is the right word. Even the most simple tasks, such as cooking seems to be a physical challenge for them.

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>>6173822
>"yer gonna take yer classic whot bread just regegergrosherster"
>stops to breathe
>"WHOT BREAD"

>> No.6180727

>>6179957
What is he and is he completely naked?

>> No.6180740

>>6173693
>>6173702
>>6173713
tfw no pants

>> No.6180746

>>6180701
I just lost my shit at her saying slice like "sauce" and you just made my sides explode

>> No.6180747

>>6180701
>regegergrosherster
oh my fucking god i'm dying

>> No.6180752

>>6173772
I don't like cooking shows with old porn music :(

>> No.6182446

>>6179957
>Forkful of uncooked pasta, potatoes, cold water
>SSSSSHHLOOP
>Ohh yaaah