/ck/ - Food & Cooking

if you drink a whole bunch a lemon juice and vinegar the acidity might cook it in your stomach before you metabolize the germs and get salmonella. think ceviche, but in your bowels

>>6163722
dude thanks so much

>>6163724
why did you eat it?

>>6163719
drink 150 proof or more alcohol to kill some of the germs as well.

>>6163733
cuz like i was gonna wait for it to defrost AND have the time to cook it. some of us have lives.

>>6163735
Well you don't have a life anymore now.

>>6163735
Yes, you have way too little time to defrost the chicken with all your web browsing and stuff.

so am i kill?

>>6163735
>not throwing a whole frozen chicken into a deepfryer in your living room

why do you even come on /ck/ if you dont know how to cook

kill yourself my man

>>6163741
You have a deep fryer in your living room? You must not have a lot of guests over.

hahahaha

>>6163743
fuck you pat i will post your shit online you fucking pleb

>>6163749
i do

we use it like a fondue.

we sit around it, sipping wine, and deepfrying our meats

>>6163719
i don't mind handling raw pork or beef, but for some reason raw chicken always grosses me out. especially how it gets slimey if it's starting to get old. chicken slime and the smell is the worst thing ever. I have no idea how anyone could eat raw chicken

>>6163752
What about all of those oil vapors? Won't it make your living room smell like oil for weeks?

>>6163758
I don't eat slimy chicken. Don't trust it at all.
Unrelated, Chicken slime can go through plastic bags easily.

>>6163760
Your entire living room ceiling isn't a massive rangehood?

>>6163764
Nope, I'm not that hardcore

>>6163760
Sophisticated peoples like the smell of oil whilst they debate the classics

Seriously, do you not deep fry at your parties? We only deep fry the finest meats available at the butcher. Such as chicken nuggets/tenders made by a fine artisanal brand called "Tyson" I believe.

>>6163767
I'm not american. The closest I get to that is either with a raclette or a chocolate fountain.

>>6163767
Furthermore, the risk of fire is part of the thrill; it stimulates the mind.

We lost Chauncy last year, he didnt respect the fryer and was immolated. There was nothing we could do but watch him, as he burned, and we dined on our fried catfish.

It's too late to tickle your throat's funnyflap, so just gotta wait and post results.

>>6163722
you really think lemonjuice/vinegar is going to do ANYTHING compared to stomach acid?

>>6163775
Stomach acid is only a ph 4.
Lemon juice is 3

>>6163719
Prepare your anus.

>>6163719

Depends how much raw chicken you ate to really get you hardcore buttsick.

If it was just a little bit of pink, undercooked chicken you might get away with nothing more then the shits. Worse case scenario you get full blown food poisoning which can put you in the hospital if you drink fluids in between throwing up and shitting pale gravy poo.

Good luck and godspeed OP.

>>6163719
Nothing. Where I live chicken don't really have salmonella. I worked at a chicken farm one summer and a vet came over and did random checks on the very often. If even one chicken has salmonella, they are all killed and thrown into an incinerator.

Are you fucking retarded OP? You were warned about raw chicken. You can never eat it, no exceptions.
You must now eat fire to cook it in your stomach.

>>6163808
that sounds excessive, unnecessary, and untrue. why waste all the chicken when it is all going to be cooked anyway?

>>6163815

>>6163815
Because some countries that aren't third world shit holes have regulations? Why would you sell contaminated meat to people when it's avoidable?

>>6163822
cause its gonna be cooked and there are starving children in africa

>>6163719
99 % nothing will hpn

>>6163857
There is a 99.9999(repeating ofc)% chance that something will happen

>>6163719
prepare for the end. Put on some good music and dress nicely

>>6163834
You know the #1 cause of death in Africa is diarrhea, from people there drinking/eating contaminated water/food. They puke and shit themselves to death, literally. There is no pepto bismol or gatorade in the harsh savvanah.

>girlfriends mum boasts about being an amazing cook with a degree and experience in 5* places
>cooking is always burnt to the bottom of the pan
>she has this abilit to completely burn chicken whilst keeping the inside roar
>i have to cut it into pieces and watch out for raw spots
>she cooked wings today
>blood leaked out when i cut in fuck eating with my hands with the amount of raw meats she cooks
>she says to just microwave it

How the fuck does someone cook so terribly but have the balls to boast they are better than everyone else.

>>6164249
>not liking your chicken rare

I bet you put ketchup on it too.

>>6164251
Ketchup would hide the pink spots i am paranoid as fuck eating her food.

>>6163719
>eating raw chicken

>>6163776
I think you're confusing the pH of the stomach overall with that of the gastric juices. The Ka (acid dissociation constant/better measure of acid strength) of the HCl in the gastric juices is much higher than acetic acid and citric acid. Basically, you're advice on eating lemon juice and vinegar wont make a damn bit of difference. Learn how to chemistry.

>>6164251

No one eats chicken rate. Even you.

>>6163719
Don't worry about it.

We had a "raw chicken scare" at my curch's potluck a few months ago. Someone put raw chicken in a creamy dish and crockpotted it for like 3 hours. It was 100% raw, about 40 people ate it, and no one got sick.

>>6164361
>>6163776
You can't be as autistic as you seem guys. Ceviche in the bowels? It was a joke

>>6163750
jenny death when

>>6164446
No. My crockpot brings things to a simmer in under 30 minutes on low and is well capable of cooking something in 3 hours

>>6164640
The chicken was raw. Why the hell are you arguing about this?

>>6164640

Was Anon's church group using *your* crock pot? No? Then why are you posting?

> eats raw chicken
> waits 20 minutes before seeking advice
> seeks advice on /ck/

I actually hope this isn't bait because it's hilarious

You die a beautiful death. But what a poetic way to go, ending it all the same night Moot decided to call it quits

Salmonella infection from eating raw chicken is highly unlikely. In Japan they have dishes featuring raw eggs and raw chicken and they're doing just fine.

If anyone has evidence otherwise pls post.

>>6163770
>Furthermore, the risk of fire is part of the thrill; it stimulates the mind.
>We lost Chauncy last year, he didnt respect the fryer and was immolated. There was nothing we could do but watch him, as he burned, and we dined on our fried catfish.

>>6163808
>The Final Solution To The Salmonella Problem

>>6163719

American chicken is filthy disease and dangerous tumor ridden chemical cancer sacks

That said you're probably fine. Unless you're old, infantile, or nursing there isn't much concern unless you have aids or something

>>6163752
Can we be friends?

I eat raw/ rare chicken often. If thr chicken was washed and preped properly , eating small amounts should be fine. I eat raw meats and fish all the time.

>>6163815
>and untrue
I can vouch for him on killing the chicken. But not all of them depending on the size of the farm.

>>6164200
survival of the fittest, nigga

On a related note, I ate mashed potatoes, bad quality stuffed that comes in sachet, that were out of date since last april.
Tasted fined, didn't smelled funny before putting it into the milk and water.
Am I fucked ?

>>6163719
NOW YOU DIE, ANON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoQwKe0lggw&t=2m1s

dude this thread is so full of shit and it shows the ignorance of most americans and why chicken here is so shit, you don't need to burn it all the way through to get the germs dead, I just like to sear it on both sides for like 2 1/2 minutes slightly pink inside, been doing it since i was 11 now 26 never had any stomach problems, but my friends like to joke that I am part caveman, cause nothing in terms of food seems to bother me IE i also accidentally eat stuff all the time that I find out later was supposed to be bad or was for the dog or something like that lol

>>6167910
lol high school must be great

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>>6163770
god damn this was hilarious

>>6167740
If anyone wondered, so far I'm perfectly fine. Two sachets left though, so we'll roll again later.

>>6163770
>There was nothing we could do but watch him, as he burned, and we dined on our fried catfish.

>>6163815

In foreign countries (Japan is a good example) chicken isn't cooked nearly as thoroughly as it is in well...the US. Yakitori is only briefly cooked at times.