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ITT: We be those assholes who post pictures of our food

Pic related, I just finished making chicken and cauliflower lasagna with zucchini and a homemade white cheese sauce

>> No.6147483

I'm not wearing my glasses and I thought that was a flat oven tray with a thin frozen rectangular cheese pizza on it covered in ketchup.

>> No.6147490

>>6147476
What's wrong with posting pictures of your food?

>> No.6147502
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spaghetti bolognese I made today. It's eh but I had a little time to make it

>> No.6147514

>>6147502
Tope kék wtf is that shit

>> No.6147521

>>6147502
>spaghetti
>not actually spaghetti
>mystery white liquid on the bottom of the plate
Please do better. You deserve more.

>> No.6147525

>>6147502
>cornbeef hash on noodles

>> No.6147527
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>> No.6147529

>>6147502
is that semen

>> No.6147532
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#husbymaterial

>> No.6147535

>>6147529
>>6147521
lolwhat, it's not white, the sauce was watery because I didn't cook it long enough, it's water fags

I'm a poorfag student living alone in a shithole, but at least this tastes better than any frozen/store bought shit

>tfw no grandma to cook for me like when I was little

>> No.6147536

>>6147532
stop wasting food

>> No.6147537
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>> No.6147540
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>> No.6147541

>>6147536
but i actually ate that

>> No.6147544

>posting oc is being an asshole
you're tearing me apart, lisa!

>> No.6147547

>>6147540

wouldravage/10

>> No.6147550
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made by viet people

think it was $2.50

>> No.6147612
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Just orzo pasta, shrimp, and veggies.
Kinda thrown together, but wasn't too bad.

>> No.6147727
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6147727

Awww yiss, have I ever got some potato-phone pictures for you! Let's start off with hummus from a couple nights ago. I follow Yotam Ottolenghi's recipe. Stupid smooth, wicked tasty, and I added in some chopped preserved lemon.

>> No.6147736
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>>6147727
#2, cassoulet with some basil on top. Skipping greens before a photo? Brown on brown on brown, ugly as sin. It's so damn good though.

>> No.6147739
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>>6147736
Finally, #3, jerky (eye round) seasoned with Korean dried chili peppers and sichuan peppercorns.

>> No.6147743

>>6147502
kill me please/10

>> No.6147750

>>6147540
What is this?

Should i stick my dick in it?

>> No.6149621
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Rate my deep dish pizza yo.

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Lunch. repostin from another thread

>> No.6149627

>>6147502
#wifeymaterial

>> No.6149633
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Mmmk
self explanatory

>> No.6149634

>>6149633
Did you really marble it by just glopping shit in there and trying to spread it?

>> No.6149637

>>6149621
OMG that looks so good. I want to stick my dick in it.

I'm fucking with you all. don't make me samefag my shit.

Rate my pizza yo.

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>>6147476
>chicken and cauliflower lasagna with zucchin

>> No.6149698

>>6149637
it looks bland

>> No.6149705

>>6149698
my bad. i forgot to describe it. that's basically mozzarella on bottom and sprinkled no top. the meat sauce is a thick chorizo beef and pork concoction. anything But bland.

>> No.6149720

>>6147540
>>6147750
I'm 99% sure it's a garbage plate from Dogtown in Rochester, NY.

>> No.6149722

>>6149624
looks tasty/10

>> No.6150137

>>6147502
LOL what the hell HAHA WHAT IS THAT SHIT

>> No.6150143
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pizza i made the other night.
cheese looks odd, but it was tasty.

made the dough, and made the sauce(some diced tomatoes, garlic and seasonings, then pureed)

once i get a hold of some Rennet and Citric Acid, im gonna start making my own cheese.

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>>6150143
Side profile

>> No.6150157

>>6147727
>>6147736
>>6147739
All 3 are very nice

>> No.6150176
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Meatloaf with a glaze

>> No.6150193
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my first attempt at pretzels from a while ago

>> No.6150194

>>6150143
It looks odd cause it was overcooked

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>>6150193
pretzel roll

>> No.6150202
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Stuffed stuff, shit yeah.

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>>6150200
inside

>> No.6150208
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>ITT: We be those assholes who post pictures of our food

Posting pics of your food on /ck/ does NOT make you an asshole. I really like to see the things people make around here, preferably if they put some effort and also plate it nice, but not necessary.

Posting pics of your food on facebook or twitter however... asshole.

>> No.6150213

>>6150194
i was actually gonna cook it a bit longer but decided not to.

>> No.6150234

French onion soup i made a few months ago yeah yeah i know the cheesy cruton is supposed to be on top but i don't have any ramekins

>> No.6150237
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>>6150234
Forgot pic

>> No.6150247
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My first homemade Cheesecake.
came out great. could taste the subtle hints of orange and lemon zest. was delicious

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>>6150247

>> No.6150253
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>>6150250
side profile

>> No.6150258
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>>6150253
with cherry pie filling on top

>> No.6150269

>>6150258
>with cherry pie filling
why
>I took the time to make a delicious cheesecake, I better ruin it

>> No.6150271
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and my first attempt at a pretzel crust pizza
was good

>> No.6150279
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>>6150250
>5312x2988

>> No.6150282

>>6150269
i used to love cherries on cheesecakes when i was younger.

i only ate them on that one slice. didnt taste as good as i remembered.

>> No.6150286
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pic related is good hangover cure.
slice of pizza
ranch dressing
grilled steak onion rings for extra flavor and crunch

>> No.6150290

>>6150279
these are taken off my phone, then some i have to paste to paint and save them so i can get filesize below 4mb.

not very good at photo manipulation and such.

>> No.6150321
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>>6150286
Are you sure you were hungover and not high when you made that abortion

>> No.6150377

>>6150237
That seriously looks like what I puked up in the car a few days ago.

My garbage bag wasn't as fancy as your bowl, but identical otherwise. Any chance you found that in said bag on the side of the road?

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>>6150377
Apparently you don't know what french onion soup looks like.....oh well it's your loss

>> No.6150923

>>6147739
10/10, picture saved.

That looks amazing.

>> No.6150931

>>6150271
That looks awesome. Might try that myself.

>> No.6150936
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Someone marry me

>> No.6150944

>>6150936
Are you female?

>> No.6150945
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>>6150936
some random ass mix of beans and peppers and some sausage.
Was so good with rice

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>>6150944
Yes. Fully functioning vagina I'm cool with having so yeah.
Also very good wife material good food and babies love me idk what more you want
pic related its some good ass chicken katsu

>> No.6150951

>>6150237
why would you eat soggy poop and microwaved cheese tho

>> No.6150955
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>>6147736
that looks really good shit

>> No.6150957

>>6150936
>Someone marry me
depends how old you are. not trying to have no downs babies

>> No.6150958

>>6150936
Not with that tiny sausage.

Your eggs are all dried up.

You've got taters for brains if you think that yo-

Really someone please do better; that post with that image is ripe for mocking.

>> No.6150960

>>6150936
>idea of marriage when sausage is broken in half
>hate to know if meatballs are involved

>> No.6150965

>>6150290
If you put them onto a windows pc try out a program called Irfanview, doing that sort of stuff is retard simple with it.

http://www.irfanview.com/

>> No.6150972
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Yess

>> No.6150982

>>6147476
> Making anything with albino broccoli

You deserve to get beat.

>> No.6150986

>>6147527
who shit on your hot dogs

>> No.6150988
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>>6150951
It's not microwaved it's broiled dildo and it was gouda

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>>6150950
How are the tits and provide pic if possible

>> No.6150992

>>6150931
wasnt too hard really. only difficult part was putting the dough in the boiling baking soda and water mixture, then taking it out.

as you can see in the pic i posted, there is a nick towards the bottom right. that happened while taking it out of the water.

other than that, was pretty easy.

>> No.6150996

>>6150965
much appreciated

>> No.6151002

>>6150237
I honestly cant stop laughing at this picture for some reason, thnx anon

>> No.6151004
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I made something like carnitas out of chicken thighs
but then I ran out of tortillas
I didn't want to make more tortillas so I made them in to pasties
some kind of chicken taco pie

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I call this one lazy mans carbonara

>> No.6151011
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>>6151002
Why's that Google image search shows french onion soup that looks similar to mine

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>>6151011

>> No.6151026

>>6151011
They're just being shits. It wasn't the world's greatest photograph but the soup looks fine.

>> No.6151028

>>6150206
Hnnnngh it's so beautifully fluffy looking

>> No.6151029
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>> No.6151034
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>>6151013
A simple but tasty grass fed steak

>> No.6151041

>>6151029
Uh oh ketchup and american cheese you just got all the stop liking what i don't like trolls riled up

>> No.6151045

>>6150206
>>6150200
>>6150193
looks pretty goddamn tasty anon, I love me some pretzel bread

>> No.6151046
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>>6150957
Im 23
heres my favorite sandwich
havarti/ham and lettuce with some homeade mayo

>> No.6151048

>>6151046
on sourdough from local jewish deli

>> No.6151057
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>>6151034
Apricot glazed chicken with spanish rice i put a little too much liquid in the rice but it wasn't bad

>> No.6151058

>>6150991
my tits are....idk is slightly above average an option? I dont really pass my tits out you can find better ones on google anyway
its the food board I dont wanna ruin good thread

>> No.6151060

>>6151057
terrible photo but it sounds good and looks well cooked. sauce maybe a wee bit thick idk
you should invest in better plates

>> No.6151063

>>6151034
the onions look really nice on this, im getting hungry despite that ugly ass plate and cheap fork
good work

>> No.6151066

>>6151060
I didn't buy them my girlfriend did like 7 years ago when she was still at bed bath beyond she got a 50 percent discount

>> No.6151072

>>6151063
We bought cheap forks because my stupid stoner brother in law that was looking for us lost all our good ones

>> No.6151073

>>6151066
ok well they are bad.
idk maybe im biased? I just only want to eat off solid white plates from crate n barrel

>> No.6151076

>>6151072
Damn it i meant living with us

>> No.6151081

>>6151073
They are actually good thick sturdy plates the design is just ugly

>> No.6151083

>>6151058
No a pic of you in general not tits

>> No.6151348

>>6149624
looks 2greasy

>> No.6151357

>>6150143
1/10, you needa try harder nigga

>> No.6151390

>>6151048
Oy vey

>> No.6151393

>>6151058
You sound beautiful

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>>6150143
>that shape

>> No.6151402

>>6150176
Any pics of the insides?

>> No.6151408

>>6147476
Looks depressing

>> No.6151592

>>6150923
>>6150955
Thanks guys! I'm thinking of getting a good camera for this. Potato phone does okay, for sure, but mostly the lighting gets wonky.

>> No.6151610

>>6147535
You can do better starting with fucking canned sauce m8. If you want to make'a da red gravy on a budget, thas how you do it.

>> No.6151765

>>6151008

that's a very optimistic name for something that looks that shit.

>> No.6151893

>>6149624
Sausages and potatoes looks a pit undercooked. Nevertheless this polée rustique looks nice! How was it?

>> No.6151911

>>6151893
i cooked it another 5 min or so after pic was taken. it was pretty good, considering the potatoes, peas, and peppers were from a frozen veg medley bag, and only the sausages and onions were fresh.

>> No.6151955

>>6150972
Nice Tiramisù ! How did you do that without breaking it?

>> No.6151968

>>6150936
Not marrying over this picture, but potatoe salad looks nice

>> No.6152484

>>6151398
yea my shaping is horrible.

i cant seem to make a thin crust in a circle.

>> No.6152652

>>6151041
Don't forget the Wonder Bread, bullshit as well.

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I made takoyaki with chilli sauce and seaweed. Oh yeah and parmasean cheese for some reason. But hey its good.

>> No.6152876

>>6147535
Why did you not cook it long enough eh? Little shits like you make me mad. First you say, I want to have some spaghetti alla bolognese. Then I don't even buy spaghetti because I am an idiot. Then I have the fucking nerve to fucking not let the sauce cook long enough. You say you are a "student" which means you have plenty of free time if you can find the lifeforce to post such shit here on /ck/.

And even worse, after you took a dump right out of the toilet without even worrying about cleaning there you are, you massive idiot, complaining that the ragù is watery. How the fuck can a ragù be watery you spastic. Is it meat water? I cannot even comprehend how such a tragedy occurred ladies and gentlement. Next time please come to /ck/ before advertising your idiocy to the world and ask how to make ramen or how to make a fry egg sandwich and try to not fuck up even that.

Fuck you.

>> No.6152880

>>6150176
What was in the glaze?

>> No.6152902
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Various half assed meals inbound

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>>6152902
Fuck you too, you fucking phone

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>>6152906

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>>6152907

More fucking grilled cheese

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>>6152912

Even more fucking grilled cheese

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>>6152921
EVEN MORE

>> No.6152926

>>6152907
Das it mane. Was the cheese mozzarella?
I really appreciate when people use something other than faggy toast bread for their grilled cheese.

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>>6152924

Leftover Christmas ham and cheese sandwhich

>> No.6152929
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>>6152927

Plating is everything

>> No.6152930

>>6152926

provolone and mozzarella

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>>6152929

I didn't realize I eat this much grilled cheese

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>>6152936

Buffalo chicken em

>> No.6152940

>>6152930
Das it mane, das it very mane. I'm hoping provolone piccante.

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>>6152939
empanadas

Fried chicken pic related

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>>6150143

I, too, can not shape a crust. This was after flour+parchment paper to keep it from sticking

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I got bored and wrapped ground bison in bacon and made a burger.. cooked the chicken in 999999 spices and baked the ever lasting shit out of it in bacon juices.


Fuck vegetables by the way, they got baked with the chicken in the bacon juices.
>>6150936
post contact, make /ck/bros

>> No.6152956
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Shredded chicken with yuca and carrots from a few days ago. Sauce made from tomatoes and some of the left over crockpot chicken broth on a onion/garlic/pepper/ginger sauteé + spices.

>> No.6152972

>>6152956
Well done anon. I would genuinely love to try this it looks and sounds great.

>> No.6153011

What should I make for dinner tonight /ck/? I just went grocery shopping and got:

ground beef
boneless skinless chicken thighs
thin cut pork chops
bell peppers
green onions
carrots
potatoes
eggs
rye bread
strawberries

thinking maybe a stir fry with either the chicken or pork and some rice but idk

>> No.6153039

>>6153011
Sweet and sour chicken / pork?

You ever tried getting the skin on / bone in thighs? The bones are good to save for stock, and frying the skin up is a ridiculously tasty snack.

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I eat this like every fucking day.

>> No.6153072

>>6153061
What are the black spots?

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>>6152907
>>6152912
>>6152921
>>6152924

YES!!!!

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>>6153061
Is that ketchup on the rice or sriracha

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>>6147476

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6153172

>>6153039
damn i didnt think of that, sweet and sour sounds good. i used to get with bone and skin on but i have a small apt and not enough tools to work with. actually just ordered a knife, because the only knife in the apt is my roommates shitty dull 4 inch serrated knife (which is why i couldnt really do anything better with these carrots in terms of how I cut them. this is what I ended up making. this is what i ended up doing, and mixed it with some rice. made it pretty spicy, not bad.

>> No.6153174

>>6151955
Not that guy, but if you put plastic wrap in your dish before you make the tiramisu, then let it chill to solidify a bit, you can turn it out onto a plate and just peel off the plastic, then sprinkle on cocoa/chocolate.

Nothing wrong with this since the tiramisu will never be hot enough to melt the plastic.

>> No.6153179

>>6153172
>4 inch serrated knife
Honestly, how do people live like this?

The first thing I bought when I was going to move out was a high quality 9" chef knife; it is still with me five years later with barely any maintenance needed to keep it sharp.

>> No.6153187

>>6153179
I'm still in school and trying to save money waiting for my first jap knife (7 in. tojiro) to come in, should be here by tues.

>> No.6153198
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6153198

>>6147527
That's not how you make chili dogs.

>> No.6153202

>>6153187
I got by last semester on nothing but a paring knife lel. I was being a real cheap bastard then, plus it wasn't a huge deal, but i finally got tired of working way too hard for subpar results, so i said fuck it and figured I should spend some money on a decent knife

>> No.6153221

>>6153168
Those ribs look mighty tasty but why no sides

>> No.6153226

>>6153221
Who has room for sides when you are eating two full racks of ribs?

>> No.6153236

>>6152880
Um a cup of ketchup 3 or 4 tablespoons of brown sugar a couple splashes of Worcestershire sauce a bit of crushed red pepper some black pepper a few dashes of Tabasco and a couple of tablespoons of mustard

>> No.6153241

>>6152972
Thanks! It's simple to make, just be sure to simmer the sauce for a good 40min, and add the chicken at the end and veggies according to cooking time!

>> No.6153248

>>6153168
Living the dream.

>> No.6153249
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>>6153168
>using 4 mice
>all of them shitty
>monitor this small
>lemon
>pleb tier beer

pic related

>> No.6153266

>>6153249
rekt

>> No.6153269

>>6153249
You're just jealous.

>> No.6153274

>>6153249
Dude was blind as shit, hence the low res, and we never got an explanation for the 4 mice

>> No.6153308

>>6147537
i would eat that with a knife and fork.

>> No.6153464
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>>6153274
Ah the good old days.

>> No.6153471

>>6153464
Right?

WHAT HAS THAT WEBCAM SEEN?

>> No.6153479

>>6149621
>sliced cheese

you had one job

>> No.6153829
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6153829

Taylor ham/pork roll on English muffin.

>> No.6153853
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>>6150982
>not knowing about based mashed cauliflower

alright anon

>> No.6153870
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>>6153829
Why is it just sitting on the table and not on a plate?

>> No.6153931
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6153931

We gassy now

>> No.6153940

>>6147521

the plate is obviously just two-tone with a greyish translucent centre.

bolognese is better with broader pasta like papardelle or tagliatelle anyway.

>> No.6153997
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6153997

>>6150143

>dat shape

mah nigga

>> No.6154026

>>6150193
I'll still eat it...don't care about the form, its the taste that count

>> No.6154040

>>6149633

tfw my dad has that same plate.

>> No.6154073

>>6154040
My parents have a similar plate.

They use it for tossing salads mostly.

>> No.6154097

Lmao no one on /ck/ can actually cook. What's the point of this board?

>> No.6154113

>>6154097
my dinner would beat up your dinner

>> No.6154126
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6154126

>>6154113
You never had a chance.

>> No.6154141

>>6153464
good 'ol SK Gaming

>> No.6154150

>>6150143

I don't know what these other niggers are talking about, this looks pretty fucking great

>> No.6154167

>>6153997
I'd eat the shit out of that

>> No.6154201

Anyone else here make veggie burgers?

BTW not a vegetarian for moral reasons

>> No.6154250

>>6147476
>chicken and cauliflower lasagna
Please tell me more

>> No.6154300

>>6152876

Heh... I see someone got their college paid for out of pocket.

Rich kid.

>> No.6154305

>>6154126
looks like you threw up in the bowl then mixed some chips in and threw up on it again

>> No.6154345

>>6154201

Yeah, i put them on top of hamburger patties. Makes it less messy to get veggies on my burgers

>> No.6154369

>>6153168
you win, fatass

>> No.6154375

>>6152876
kek i enjoyed this

don't give up spaghetti man, your post is at least entertaining. i like that you felt it was good enough to warrant taking a picture and posting it

>> No.6154468

>>6153308
What are you, some anorexic?

>> No.6154472

I'm going to make sirloin of deer sous vide style later today :)

>> No.6154494
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6154494

prok berry on top of beans mqde in a siy sawss kinda dressing and stuff

>> No.6154498
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6154498

korean convenience store box lunch
Hamburg steak donkas filley potato ball soawsage and sidey disheys

>> No.6154508
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6154508

king donkas fillet in K-Land

>> No.6154512
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sake in k land

>> No.6154517

>>6154498
asian food looks so cute

>> No.6154520
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6154520

fishy fillet chipy chips and salady walady

>> No.6154528
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6154528

doubley downey burger wergery in K-Land

never eat again/10

>actually felt like dying after
>not even tasty

>> No.6154532

>>6154517
If you come to these threads often you can see more box foods that I buy here

They are cute and cheap, I love Korea

>> No.6154538

>>6150206
I want to fuck that.

>> No.6154552

>>6153168
Where is your plate? Why don't you have a coaster?

>> No.6154577
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6154577

Made this pizza yesterday
Spinach , ricotta, cheddar, mozzarella and ham

>> No.6154595
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6154595

I made Tonkatsu yesterday

>> No.6154665

>>6154595
what sauce did you make/use?

>> No.6154677
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6154677

>>6147535
im just as poor as you fuckhead, your just lazy and making excuses. I made this roast turkey last night for $6 (xmas excess stock) + a $2 stuffing mix, and its fucking delicious. This will last me a good 2 weeks, and too me 10 minutes to prepare. It took 6 hours to cook though but now i can just literally pull some off and put in a sandwich for the next week or 2.

tl;dr - fuck your excuses.

>> No.6154682
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6154682

My attempt at a pizza made with wholewheat flour dough w/ salami,mushrooms,olive,garlic, ham tomato and mozzarella.

the base was delicious, but wholewheat has the skin in it and it was a bitch to sift. Whats the best pizza flour?

>> No.6154732

>>6154682
Why the fuck would you even attempt to sift whole-wheat flour?

>> No.6154737

>>6154682
Rip in peace that crust.

>> No.6154740

>>6147527

hungry....

>>6150148

not bad, very hungry, though.

>>6150206

this in the soup just below...

>>6150271

looks good...

>>6152907

tater tots? would eat, but i normally wouldn't.

>>6152936

that soup looks awesome. a rich tomato broth...hmmmm...

>> No.6154744

>>6147483
I'm not wearing my glasses so I zoomed in so I could see the picture clearly.

>> No.6154746
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6154746

I seriously wonder what happens to people when they reach their 20s and can't cook any decent meal.

It's like they can't handle any cooking that takes more than 2-3 steps.

>> No.6154751

>>6154746
>call pizza place
>order pizza
>pizza never comes
Who the fuck would just let that go?
Not even a single call to the pizza place? What the absolute fuck? I'd be shaking up corporate so hard I'd be eating free pizzas for fucking months.

>> No.6154754
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6154754

>>6154751
On that day PapaJohn's site was down for me so I went looking on Twitter to see if anyone was complaining and all I saw was that.

Here's one I saw on /pol/

>> No.6154755

>>6154751

Seriously it's like those people who go straight to the news instead of confronting the person themselves.

>> No.6154757
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6154757

>>6147476
I broke out a box of "I don't want to cook shit today". It wasn't bad. Pan fried the chicken in lard and butter with a bit of salt and pepper.

>> No.6154761

>>6154754

Is it incredibly autistic and spergy for me to get pissed when people are perfectly content with stuff like this?

>BestFianceeAward
>delicious
>wifeymaterial

Or when they say "nummers" to the most unappetizing crap out there. It's less of me hating them for being happy and more of it being me pitying their taste buds :/

>> No.6154764
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6154764

Rice and half a can of tuna. It was okay.

>> No.6154767

>>6154761
>Is it incredibly autistic and spergy for me to get pissed when people are perfectly content with stuff like this?
yes, yes it is. Not every meal in your life can be 10/10. Stop pretending you eat 5 star restaurant quality food every meal every day.

>> No.6154769

>>6154767
>Stop pretending you eat 5 star restaurant quality food every meal every day.

Look at that picture. You don't need to be a 5 star quality chef to cook something better than that. And that's my point, everytime I bring some sort of criticism it's "well look at Mr. Gourmet here".

What if I was criticizing >>6154764 ? See how much sense it makes?

>> No.6154771

>>6154764
I love to do that.
>bag of rice
>can of tuna
>can of mackarel
>add a little bit of soy sauce & pepper

easy,fast,tasty, lots of protein

>> No.6154773

>>6154771
Add some lime and cilantro

>> No.6154779

>>6154773
thanks, that's a good idea

>> No.6154780

>>6154769
Yeah, but this isn't a "post your greatest accomplishments" thread. What he had on that plate was probably way better than the box of velveeta shit I posted.

>> No.6154782

>>6154780

The whole point of people posting shit foods is for people to look at it in disgust. Just look at the responses to >>6147502

>> No.6154784

>>6154754
>soggy french fries
>untoasted bread smeared with some shitty garlic butter
>soggy chicken with parmesan cheese on top

Omg

>> No.6154788

>>6154784
french fries? I thought those were noodles.

>> No.6154789

>>6154784
Parmesan cheese? I thought that was cocaine.

>> No.6154790

>>6154788

My mind was just blown with this revelation

Still pretty awful for me.

>> No.6154794

>>6154789
>cocaine
well in that case there's too little of it

>> No.6154795

>>6154769
>>6154782
Why the fuck did you even ask for anyone's opinion?

>> No.6154801

>>6154795
I just wonder how /ck/ stands on it. I don't think one response really represents everyone's thoughts on criticism of shit foods.

>> No.6154806

>>6154801

I'll be your second opinion here:

There's no point in going to /ck/ and not expecting criticism.

>> No.6154834
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6154834

Today : Squid Armorican sauce with rice.

>> No.6155077
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6155077

I made this salmon earlier this week.

>> No.6155509

>>6155077
But you forgot to cook the rice?

I don't get what I'm looking at

>> No.6155544

>>6155509
its the bed of rice meme
anyone can be a professional cook!

>> No.6155557
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6155557

Kimchi pork belly stew over fresh ramen noodles

(1/?)

>> No.6155562
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6155562

>>6155557

Spatchcocked dry brined turkey for a friendsgiving

(2/?)

>> No.6155564
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6155564

>>6155544

>> No.6155571
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6155571

>>6155562

Kimchi Pulled Kalbi Tacos

>> No.6155576
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6155576

>>6155571

4/?

Bagel, egg with meme pork and meme sauce

>> No.6155581
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6155581

>>6155576

5/?

Bar style pizza made on a tortilla (with homemade tomato sauce)

>> No.6155585
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6155585

>>6155581

6/?

Momofuku Milk Bar Compost Cookies

>> No.6155588

>>6155576
>meme sauce
Quinky sauce?

>> No.6155589

>>6155562
Damn. More info on this one, pls

>> No.6155590
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6155590

>>6155585

7/?

Chicken+pork+fish broth ramen

>> No.6155595
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6155595

>>6155588

8/?

Paella

>> No.6155598
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6155598

>>6155590

9/?

A bunch of grilled stuff

>> No.6155606
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6155606

>>6155598

10/?

Rib Eye + Lobster Tail surf and Turf

>> No.6155607
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6155607

>>6155606

11/11 No Knead Whole Wheat Brad

>> No.6155611
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6155611

>>6155588

Sriracha

>>6155589

Dry Brined according to this recipe:
http://nyti.ms/1dqtU5U

Spatchcocking detailed here:
www.seriouseats.com/2012/11/how-to-spatchcock-cook-turkey-thanksgiving-fast-easy-way-spatchcocked.html

>> No.6155630

>>6155077
>chipped plate
>rounded formed rice
>scatterings of rice grains around plate

Clean this shit up...garnish please?

>> No.6155633

>>6151955
What that guy said >>6153174

>> No.6155655

>>6155630
My girlfriend overcooked the white rice so I had to settle with instant-brown.

>> No.6155693
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6155693

>>6147476
Tagliatelle al ragù i ate today.

>> No.6155716

>>6155693
It's just pasta and tomato sauce you memelord.
What's with people and their stupid fancy names for basic food geez.

>> No.6155725
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6155725

Italian meatballs and beef sausage, covered with mozzarella cheese, tomato sauce, parmesan cheese, and all over green peas

>> No.6155771

>>6155716
Or maybe i am italian and calling italian food with its real name? It is ragù because it has minced meat in it too you sperglord.

>> No.6155775

>>6155655
>fucking up rice
I'll assume you're the primary cook

>> No.6155778
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6155778

I was in the house all day so I slow roasted a pan full of tomatoes, garlic cloves and red pepper. After about 3-4 hours I took is out, mushed it all up with a fork, threw in some pasta and topped it all off with some crumbled goat cheese and fresh basil.

It was really easy but it tasted legit.

>> No.6155779

>>6155725
>green peas
for what purpose

>> No.6155801

>>6155779
Veggies and vitamins and minerals, at least I got 2 servings of veggies... one from tomato sauce and from peas.

>> No.6155803
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6155803

Chicken roasted with carrots, butter, rosemary,garlic salt, honey
Mashed Potatoes, cream, butter, white potatoes.
Broccoli
Ham With bone, honey
Gravy, ham and chicken dripping, salt, pepper

>> No.6155809

I just made this for my lunch at work tomorrow, roast chicken thighs, carrots, sweet potato and parsnip.

>> No.6155811
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>>6155809
woops, pic related

>> No.6155815

>>6155803
You missed the best part.... the Coca Cola and it seems you invited your vacuum cleaner to dinrar... also not pouring Coca Cola for your photographer...no manners...

>> No.6155831

>>6155801 I get that, but I would put it on the side. Just preferences I guess.

>> No.6155974

>>6155801
Yeah, but why did you have to put all that OVER the peas? Peas make sense as a side, but putting marinara and sausage over them sounds fucking disgusting and totally unnecessary...marinara + sausage is in no way a complimentary flavor to fucking peas. Everything doesn't need to be mixed together.

>> No.6155999

>>6155974
Its layered... never mentioned anything about mixing..

>> No.6156005

>>6155815
I was the photographer. I cooked the meal too. I can't remember if I poured my own cola, our if he poured me a glass...

>> No.6156015

>>6156005
That person should've poured you a glass for that fine meal...

>> No.6156028

>>6155803
No utensils... barbarians?
Why not have that pleb set up utensils rather than holding a piece of broccoli in contempt...

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>>6153172
this shit was so good I made more for dinner tonight. used a little less chicken and a little more veggies, and added green onions this time, in addition to green pepper, onion, and carrot. also tried to make it just a bit spicier.

>> No.6156075

>>6156028
We used utensils I promise. I had just called him to supper.

>> No.6156155

>>6156028
>holding a piece of broccoli in contempt
Wow, you got that spot on. He really does not look happy.

>> No.6156345

>>6147739
>>6147736
>>6147727

>my dick when they are people here who can actually cook

>> No.6156356

>>6151058
then fuck off with you "yes i am a female" bullshit, this isn't about you stupid cunt

>> No.6156372
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6156372

Decided to order out today so I got a pizza

My stomach hurts

>> No.6156421
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6156421

>>6156372
pizza looks good

>> No.6156523
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6156523

I forgot how much pain in the ass mac n cheese is.

>> No.6156544
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6156544

>tfw no Colombian qt to share these with

>> No.6156560
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6156560

>>6156544

>no nip qt
>not even weeb qt

it's ok, brah. m-more for us, r-right??

>> No.6156596

>>6156155
Probably because that was a peeled broccoli stem.

>> No.6156631

>>6150143
>food
top kek

>> No.6156653

>>6156544
>>6156560

those images are oddly similar

>> No.6156806
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6156806

>>6147736
Aw shet I love a man who could slow cook
No homo

>> No.6156816
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>>6150972
This is amazing.

>> No.6156897

Just about to eat this now.

Trust me it's better than it looks.

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6156905

>>6156897
Fuck, forgot pic.

>> No.6157005

>>6156905
Use fingers to eat... not enough cola left...

>> No.6157303
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6157303

Yea son

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6157315

>>6155725

>> No.6157344

>>6156372
From where?

>> No.6157362

>>6157303
>kebabs
>griddle
Pick one.

>> No.6157364

>>6157344
Looks like pretzel crust from Pizza Hut.

>> No.6157684
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6157684

Rice and the other half can of tuna. Got an extra pan fried tofu going on here.

>> No.6159570

>>6157684
Adding any ketchup/mayo with it?

>> No.6159579

>>6157344
>>6157364
>>6156421

Bingo. Pizza Hut Pretzel Crust w/ Pepperoni/Extra Cheese/BBQ drizzle

Now live with the fact you kind of thought a pizza from Pizza Hut looked good.

It was good but im a pleb