/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Stop being a faggot and drink alcohol

>>6131717
have you already made plans for the date? go to a coffee shop.

I rarely drink (one or two times a year) and refuse alcohol all the time. My best advice to you, OP, is to be confident about your decision not to, don't spaghetti out about it. Do what I do and tell yourself that you're the coolest and believe it

>>6131717

>>6131726
haha yeah and no i havent made plans yet, she doesnt even know we're going on a date yet.

my plan was to walk up to hear with a bottle of alcohol free wine in one hand and a bouqet of flowers in the other (self arranged by me, picked during my nature walks)

and then wed leave work and sit on the roof and share the alcohol free wine, fountaining it into each others mouths.

>>6131743
Troll thread/10
Everyone replying after this post is just retarded

>>6131729
They replaced this at my gas station with fake grape juice (it's like 10% apple juice and the rest sugar and artificial flavoring), pissed me off.

>>6131717
How do you not "believe" in something that physically exists?

>>6132126
Nigga you dont believe in yourself

>>6132130
:( you're right

this actually exists. it tastes like watery, slightly woody and tart grape juice. not bad, but not great either. just stop being so underage and get some real wine

>>6132167
but that still has a trace amount of alcohol... sorry dude - thats a no-go.

hmm i wonder though - would it be good for cooking purposes? like for making sauces?

>>6132176
only if you want shitty sauce

>>6132176
It would be good in a sauce but you really gotta cook it for a long time to get that .5% alcohol out

>>6132176
it's less than .5%. if you're such a mangina that you can't even handle such a trace amount of alcohol, there's no way she'll want more than one date

>>6132176
Dude everything non alcoholic had .5% in it. Otherwise get juice.

nigga u muslim?

>>6132183
i didnt realize ingesting a poison was such a deriver of manliness. no thanks bro, ill swim against the current - more aggressive exercise that way.

if you want to limit yourself to the starstepper though, feel free. dont say i didnt warn you.

my oceans a full body exercise, if you catch my wave.

>>6132199
nope, and if i wanted to discuss my religion i would do so on /pol/ or /x/ or maybe some sort of subreddit or omegle... maybe once on tumblr.

in other words mind your own business you f**king parasite.

>>6132209
>>6132215
I take it back, even with real wine you aren't getting laid, except perhaps with a gay hipster

>>6132220
even then, gay hipsters know ethanol is good for the body when controlled.

>>6132439
I would say a gay hipster would be more likely to drink wine than not. So OP couldn't even manage to get laid with a gay hipster.

>>6131717

I don't drink, but always have a wide variety of alcoholic beverages available for my date/guests.

Remember: you're the one that doesn't drink, not her(?).

>>6132463
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,

>>6132459
He'll probably get his ass takin by force by a gay wino

> How to be romantic without alcohol
Make a dessert, add some Rhohypnol to the whipped cream

>>6131717

even Jesus drank wine man, don't think you're all pure and holy because you refrain from alcohol

just buy some real wine, mannn

>>6131717
Who's your favorite band, OP?

>>6131717
> dont believe in alcohol

Wat,

>alcohol-free wine

yeah OP it's called VINEGAR

GO GET HER SOME OF THAT ROMANTIC SHIT

>>6134617
Man, if someone brought me some nice vinegar on a date I'd be happy as hell.

>>6132180

Sparkling grape juice is basically like alcohol-free champagne and it's pretty tasty.

I know troll thread but just saying.

>>6131743

Made me lol