/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6114416
What the fuck is this?

>>6114416
reddit.com/r/food

Enjoy!

>>6114419
looks like instant rice, with a slice of velveeta on it, covered in bbq sauce.

gonna dump some from a 'friend'

she has a loooooot

#dinnertime #housewife #homemaker #yesicancook

ugh

http://www.reddit.com/r/foodporn

redditors post pictures of food they make/buy that they think looks like porn, and they get upboats if other redditors agree

CRINGE

This is food gore, not food porn.

>>6114426
what the fuck is with shitty female cooks and their god damn hash tags

>>6114429
I am SO fucking sick of this recent obsession with ramen that EVERYONE seems to have.

I love a good bowl of good ramen. But just take a look at this shit:

>http://www.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/comments/2rbjqd/pork_belly_ramen_for_breakfast_oc_825x825_xpost/
>using noodles from instant ramen packages
>I can't even see the broth at all
>an excess of cilantro

>>6114426

jesus christ how horrifying

>>6114454
>#Brinner
>I only cook my family one meal per day

>>6114449
Oh god, why would you put spinach on the pizza before you baked it?

>>6114429
Oh please. Ive never used Reddit and I never will but fuck off, at least they cook.

>>6114460
Wow, that looks disgusting. The portions are all wrong.

>not enough broth
>one too many eggs
>three too many strips of pork
>way too much cilantro
>retarded presentation

I feel like food porn should never been your own content. That subreddit is a joke.

>>6114516
>>6114460

real talk those are some pretty petty things to call him out on

>>6114550
If you can't get the simplest things right, then I don't have much confidence in how it tastes.

>>6114449
thought this was moldy bread from the thumbnail

>>6114565

they aren't really 'wrong' though are they, they're just stuff you don't like and stuff that isn't very ramen-like. the ratio of broth, coriander, pork and egg is surely something that's up to your personal and situational preferences.

>>6114449
Grilled pizza is god tier m8

>>6114574
Nevermind that. Why would you defend a redditor of all people?

>>6114574
NOTHING is "really 'wrong'", but I don't know what you're expecting if you don't want us to make judgments according to our personal ideas of what tastes good or what doesn't.

It's not like there are holy commandments of cooking that >>6114416, >>6114426, or >>6114449 have broken to make them "wrong", either.

It's just my opinion that the dearth of broth, overabundance of non-noodle ingredients, and shitty quality of noodles means that that "ramen" isn't gonna taste very good.

>mfw when females can't cook anymore and they don't even work full time.

>>6114586

it just strikes me as petty that you would talk shit on this meal that is clearly supposed to be an appetising use of leftovers and pantry stuff. there's no way in hell it wouldn't taste good. i think you're just yapping at reddit's ankles to start a circlejerk, and that's lame.

>>6114574
>coriander
>in ramen
kek

>>6114595
An appetising use of leftovers is fine. Calling it food porn is absurd.

>>6114595
What part of that meal do you think constitutes "leftovers"?

>>6114426
#yesIcanpoisonyou

>>6114627

the pork

>>6114426
back, my computer crashed. these are hand invented deserts
>Desert by me! "smores roll ups": marshmallow fluff and Hersheys chocolate rolled in crescent rolls, topped with a graham cracker crust mixed with sweet milk(that I made), cinnamon and vanilla extract. Everything I have made tonight, I have invented. #housewife #domesticasfuck #homecooking

like this shit isn't horrifying but with the tags and smugness it's cringy.

>>6114635


>American women

>>6114635
County market breaded chicken filets were on sale!
>#chicken #parmesean #no sauce #livin it old school #domestic as fuck

>>6114629
Wondering why you would answer "pork", I finally bothered to read the comments in that link. If they had not said it was leftover, I would have never guessed it.

This doesn't look like a meal meant to use up leftovers. And even if it was, it's not an excuse to make terrible-looking food and pass it off as "food porn".

>>6114644
> I made corn on the cob and tater tots, then butterscotch brownies from scratch
#goodfood #baconburger #comfortfood #amazingwife

>>6114651
#dinnerwiththebabe #homemade #pepperonipizza

>>6114644
I got a snapchat from some cunt the other day of her shitty parmesan chicken. It was burnt and looked dry as fuck. All she ever makes is pasta. She's got big boobies though.

>>6114655
Pancakes, oatmeal, & a line up of toppings: sugar, powdered sugar, chocolate chips, Oreo crumble, then apple butter, peanut butter, & syrup #domesticasfuck #housewife


She uploaded more shit as i'm posting these.

>>6114648

i just really don't think it looks terrible at all.

>>6114641
>American women
>stay away from meeeeeee
>American women
>get the fuck away from my good knives you retarded harpy

>>6114663
#cheesepizza #extracrispy

why god

>>6114423
>>6114419
I like to think its the same noble crusader answering this question in every nasty food thread.

>>6114667
I brought the kebab
#cookout #food #friends

there's also a few plates of food from ryan's buffet, but i won't put you guys through that

>>6114665
*woman

>>6114667

>>6114674
apparently there's corn here somewhere

>>6114683
>untoasted bread
>brownie looks like it was cut with a hacksaw
>fucking pringles

And what the fuck is that pale thing?

>>6114683
I'm assuming that thing in the top right is corn casserole

>>6114691
it might be the corn she claimed there is corn, anyways i forgot all the fucking hashtags

#slowcook #italiansub #tasteofitaly #homemade #healthyeats
i'm pretty sure this is all the ones i can find atm, will post more eventually

>>6114683
corn is everywhere

>>6114583
are...are those..peanuts?

>>6114667
what the fuck am i looking at

this is not a god dam cheese pizza

>>6114695
>#tasteofitaly
>#healthyeats

Just search #wifestatus on instagram. It's a treasure trove of shit.

>>6114583
We've seen this pizza a thousand times, buddy.

#wifestatus

>>6114683
>show this to friend
>ask him to find the corn
>'what corn?'
>tell him there's corn in something on that plate
>'no there's not motherfucker don't lie'

welp

>>6114714

it looks like she vomited on toast. tuna shouldn't be that color.

>>6114714
looks like dog puke

>>6114419
looks like
>shitty cheese
>rice
>some type of meat
>gravy

>>6114714
>cat vomit on toasted dollar store white bread

>>6114714
Looks like a shit somebody would take after eating at a questionable Mexican place

>>6114635
I thought that was a picture of lasagna

>>6114726
i did too

there's a clear correlation ITT between being a shit cook and hating vegetables

>>6114460
I went to a holiday party and my cousin had made this sickening coleslaw thing with raw broccoli and crushed ramen noodles added. It was sweet as fuck and easily the worst dish there.

>>6114426
>pepperoni with bowtie pasta
that actually looks like it has potential, though.

>>6114460
Looks pretty damn good. You guys and your "authenticity."

>>6114664
You have low standards. You probably date fat girls and say that you like them for "their personality."

>>6114416
I can barely cook but threads like this make me Feel better about what I made today.

Lel

>>6114763
are they steaming steaks now?

>>6114750
I'm glad that man has a beard to let us know where his chin ends and his neck starts.

>>6114763
whats in the foil

>>6114761
No no no no please tell me this guy didn't fry his own cum. Please.

>>6114768
I don't know him but I know his wife. Or went to high school with her at least. They're the trashiest couple.

Unrelated but whatever

>>6114771

okay, He didn't fry his own cum. :^)

>>6114775
He sautéd it!

>>6114770
Garlic & rosemary roast taters

This is supposedly a conversation between the maker and father of the maker of >>6114781

>>6114763

>>6114789
was thinking

>this might not be that bad

then read

>1/4 cup of ketchup

also

>rock salt

nigga am i de-icing my driveway?

>>6114789
>whole potatoes

>>6114644
>ironic domesticity

NO
PLEASE
STAHP
PLEASE STAHP

>>6114794
They're only baby potatos.

>>6114791
Each to their own. It was fucking delicous. Also it was pink Himalayan rock salt through a grinder*

>>6114784
he must be so disappointed

>>6114750
>his beard is a literal chinstrap

why is it so messy

>>6114583
>bananas
>peanuts
>pineapple
>chicken
I don't think I'm curious enough to ask about the person who ordered this.

>>6114714
It comes out looking like that.

>>6114834
What's wrong with this. Is the gravy jarred or something?

>>6114839
fucking disgusting

>>6114761
imagine the smell. fuck no.

>>6114754
i agree breh, just needs to be chopped up instead of whole roni frisbees

>>6114658
any pics?

>>6114839
What's wrong with it?

>>6114583
>>6114835
You forgot something.

>>6114875
Also, that pineapple appears to have genital warts.

>>6114804
I don't get it what's wrong with red cookies?

>>6114874
Bread makes you fat.

>>6114674
put me through it, anon. I need a laugh.

>>6114798
its "to each his own" not "each to their own," idiot

>>6114834
to be fair, biscuits and gravy will probably never look presentable

>>6114894
>b-baka

>>6114674
The kebab is the best part of that.

>>6114896
's ok

>tfw you have an amazing wife that makes great food for you every night

>>6114583
British_pizza.jpg

>>6114901
Pic unrelated?

>>6114853
I made it and wasn't proud of it.

Hindsight, 20/20...etc.

Bread was too dense, less chewy and more of crumbly. Crust didn't come out the way I want.

Still edible though, so that was nice.

>>6114906
this retarded chink is still posting on /ck/

pls leave forever

>>6114908
I got banned for using that accurate reference be careful, anon

>>6114803
Your gonna be famous

>>6114714
When I had a cat and it would throw up meow mix on the carpet over night, this is how it looked in the morning. Except this looks less appetizing

>>6114914
Why did you feed your cat the feline equivalent of old roy?

>>6114919
I was like 4 or 5. My dad fed it that bullshit from time to time.

>>6114663
you seem like a really sad person
you should be more like her

>>6114947
Where is the broccoli?

>>6114947
Hahaha my mom would make stuff just like this. It tastes like warm salt pordige. I miss that shit. I miss mon

>>6114834
you miserable fucks are trying goo hard now

>>6114954
> trying goo hard

Your Freudian slip is showing.

>>6114776
So which time was it, really? One or four in the morning?

>>6114963
Can't you read, it was One Four.

It comes shortly after Ten Four.

>>6114874
Bread looks dense and underproofed. The crust is kinda dusty looking, so there probably wasn't any/enough steam during baking. The scoring doesn't open much, looks like he probably scored it before proofing. The crumb is pretty white so he probably used bleach flour or kneaded the shit out of it, producing less desirable flavors. Taking these into consideration, I'd assume it the one who made this is an amateur baker and probably didn't use a preferment either.

TL;DR
medicore tasting bread

>>6114804
You got nothing on this, buddy.

I can't fucking stand it when people call anything 'porn' that isn't porn
Stop ruining something great with your awful awful things.

>>6114416

>>6114978
i'm actually really concerned for whoever made this

>>6114978
haha, isn't that cookie dough from ice cream or something?

>>6114975
This.

See? This guy gets it.

Wait, what's a preferment?

>>6114635
>mixed with sweet milk(that I made
This is worrying

>>6114983
The pasta probably tastes good, just a sloppy ass presentation.

>>6114772
What happened to her side? Looks like the baby tried ripping it's way out.

>>6115009
stretch marks

>>6114983
#madethesauce #cookedthebacon #friedthechicken

>>6115009
>>6115010
i couldn't find this pic at first so i typed in "freddy krueger stretch marks" and found it

>>6115020
That looks like a disease not stretch marks

>>6114951
shes dead and gone forever!!!

>>6115020
literally just threw up all over my desk
fuck you anon

>>6114416
This thread is so offensive to me, being the house cook myself, that I might just start a new thread with the pics I have of my own cooking (with everyone else welcome to post theirs as well). The fact that there are so many shitty cooks out there who think they cook well for their family just....makes me rage. I don't cook gourmet meals every night, but I do way better than this garbage.

>>6115020
Jesus Christ.

>>6114798
>pink himalayan salt

Talk about a pointless ripoff. Oh boy colored sodium! I wonder if it will taste like sodium!?

>>6115032
Stephen?

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/


It hasn't been updated in a while but still a good place to look at food gore.

>>6115020
This looks like someone who was thin who gained weight really fast because of pregnancy and then quickly lost weight again after giving birth.

>>6115072
iirc that's exactly what it is

>>6115020
I stomach just turned inside out

>>6115091
*My

to be fair, I've made some shit that has looked absolutely horrible.. but has tasted like sex in my mouth.

So meh, I dunno.

>>6115020
>>6115025
>>6115029
>>6115041
looks like scarring to me. Seen similar shit from severe road rash. Chick went down riding her motorcycle without proper gear.

>>6115046
when i was working for a "nutraceutical" company (which basically means natural medicine) we also distributed shit like this
there were at least 5 different brands that we sold and they advertise it as being "better" for you than normal salt
we also sold pills made of ox urine, advertised as "ox bile" right next to the salt
it amazes me how people buy this type of shit

>>6114714

I just don't understand the whole wife part. Do women have nk other aims or goals in life that they just try to look like the best wife material? Or maybe they have nothing else going on in their lives and they are craving for online likes?

>>6115120
no, it's 100% stretch marks dude... google image stretch marks
stretch marks can scar also

>>6115068
Nope.

>>6114454
>eggs, country ham, gravy biscuits

as a north carolinian i see nothing wrong with this meal

>>6114755
my only comment is that its a little heavy for a breakfast

a bowl of ramen, two hardboiled eggs, and four pieces of pork belly for breakfast? id blow it out my ass

>>6114879

Not sure if cinnamon or curry powder.

>>6114781
"Okay, Chef of the Year, we're getting divorced!"

>>6115046
are you fucking retarded?

table salt is neither sodium or even sodium chloride. Its a specific mineral, so are the numerous types of edible salts.

fkin cooks should know basic chem

>>6114844

holy fuck... do want

how do people fuck up food so bad? It's literally reading things off a list. At the very least you could take a picture that doesn't look composed by the neighborhood stalker.

>>6114663
>sugar
>more sugar
>even more sugar + fat
>fucking sugar and shortening
>fuck, I love having a bit of oatmeal with my sugar
Jesus Christ.

Thank you so much for this thread, anon. I too have this 'friend' from Germany, who postes her shitty food multiple times a week.

It seems she usually takes a bunch of different ingredients, and either cook it in a pot or just mix it with mayo. Disgusting.

I have like 10 pictures, here it goes.

Or sometimes she just takes something, and eats it raw, of course posting a picture of it. What the hell

Bitch even gets offended when people on facebook point out, that her food looks disgusting.

>>6115221
>eating finger food with dirty fingernails

>>6115224
Did she seriously just open up a tin of beets and photographed the contents?

>>6115227
Stick it under the broiler and I'd probably eat it.

>>6115003
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/professional/preferments.html

I can't claim this is the best source, but it's a start.

>>6115120
Living with this shit is horrible. Can't look in the mirror without seeing it, and it won't go away even after loosing weight. Never get fat, /ck/. This shit happens and it is a constant reminder of past failings.

I've reconsidered my childhood food memories after this. Mom wasn't a terrible cook after all.

>>6115020
>marks
can you get surgery or laser treatments to get rid of this? jesus fuck

>>6114714

>looks like literal shit smeared on a piece of toast

>>6115020
instantdivorce.jpg

>>6115133
Don't lie to me your rice-a-roni recipe is sub par!

>>6114454
>what the fuck is with shitty females and their god damn hash tags

ftfy

>>6114454
i've heard girls do this in real life too, it's kind of cringey but cute

they recognize that language is something you can be "artistic" with while you pound your dick in anger and sadness

>>6114635
>Desert by me!
>Desert
>FUCKING DESERT

>>6115222
Whats wrong with this? looks like proper milksoup

>>6115275
wtf?

>>6114772
She just looks fat.

>>6114839
This looks like every bread I ever made, I see why you posted.

>>6115126
>Do women have nk other aims or goals in life that they just try to look like the best wife material? Or maybe they have nothing else going on in their lives and they are craving for online likes?

Yes.

>>6114761
A typical cute swede :3

>>6114947
Where is the broccoli and where is the cheese?

captcha : Eetme

>>6114756
only if "personality" is a euphemism for "huge tits" or "great blowjobs"

>>6115406
dude, if youre cooking/eating this and taking a picture of it you better be trippin balls or poor and trying out your stolen camera

>>6115408
why? throw some ekritch smoked sausage on the foreman, whip up some instant mash and microwave a cup of frozen corn. Chop up a carrot for color. Tastes fucking delicious.

Pic related was just a lazy night. Banquet salisbury steak over instant rice

>>6115175
Yeah I get that. Also I wasn't considering the fact that this is a bad food porn thread and not bad food in general. A lot of stuff in this thread might taste good but people being proud enough to post it online is just wrong.

>>6114834
You better not he disrespecting the wonderment that is biscuits and gravy.

fucking HASHTAGS i tell ya

>>6115481
>i go HAM in the kitchen

huehuehuehue

>>6114774
holy fuck

>>6114901
I wish I had a gf who could actually cook
>anon how did I do this again.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE I HAVE SHOWED IT HUNDRED TIMES, THERE'S A FUCKING COOKBOOK, RECIPES IN THE INTERNET, IT CAN'T BE SO FUCKING HARD TO FUCKING FRY MINCE MEAT!
And then she eats premade crap and shitload of cheap candy while whining how getting food is expensive and wondering why she isn't losing weight.

I hate my life.

>>6114903

I don't get this meme

Do you think we somehow don't have the same pizzas as the rest of the world?

>>6114901

is that supposed to be a wine sauce or is it steak juices

if it's a wine sauce it's underreduced and if it's steak juices rest your meat dickhead

>>6114416

The only way that is related to porn is if it is the result of the pre anal enema

>>6115527
is that a mangled lobster tail or potato salad?

>>6115548

looks like fish to me

>>6115126
A lot of them have no real ambition in life other than getting married in their twenties, having kids and living comfortably being a financial deadweight. For all their feminist bullshit, American women are actually incredibly old-fashioned.

>>6114644
>no sauce
>canned parmesean
Why

>>6115597
A lot have reverted back to old fashion values when they realized their college degree's are useless. So being a stay at home mom is more rewarding than a minimum wage job with 40k in college loan debt. Can't say I can blame them.

>>6114416
This bitch swears to god she can cook. It tastes as bad as it looks.

>>6115126
>all women are ine homogenous mass with no variances in thoughts or aspirations

Yeah, that makes sense.

>>6114663
>John Deere plates

Oh god my sides.

>>6115020
The more I look at her stomach, the more I see a valley of happy little trees.

>>6114759
DEAR GOD, WHY?!

>>6115218
I think even the most gorgeous meal, perfectly plated, would still look like shit if you use Instagram's 70's Polaroid filter to take the picture.

> tfw FB friends actually make better food than I do

>>6115637
This looks like it's already been ingested at least once.

>>6115232
>ham, corn, and rice soaked with mayo?

Fuck me.....I don't even.....

>>6115682
>that cropped-off hand claw

I really want to see the top half of this pic.

>>6115682
Eh, other than the slab o'meat, it doesn't look very Christmassy.

>>6115689
Yeah, the only 'christmas' thing about it is that it was eaten on christmas.

That said, I won't complain, I stuffed my face with prime rib until I hurled a mix of prime rib and cognac into the toilet.

>>6115633
Not to mention, that once they have kids, the costs of childcare (if you want decent child care services and not trailer park tier) outweigh the benefits of working outside the home. Plus, I do think there's still a heavy strain of old-fashioned / traditional roles still running through.
Personally, I know that my mother taught me to not only be independent and take care of myself financially, but she also insisted I learn how to cook (and cook well, she was a culinary arts teacher for years and years), iron clothes and linens, CLEAN properly (I'm amazed at how many people don't clean their homes properly), polish and maintain furniture and silver, etc. etc. etc., because I was expected (by my parents) to also be a domestic goddess once I got married.

>>6115697
It's okay. I expect you to be a domestic goddess once we're married too.

>>6115697

Coming from a small town where everyone is engaged by 20 and has three kids by 30, sometimes I wonder if they really do know better.

> tfw I'll never have three kids/free labor raising pigs and chickens for the county fair/winter dinners
> tfw I'll never get to be a part of the five-generational photos with my great grandparents because I'll never have kids this decade

I guess I could always convert to LDS and move to Utah.

>>6115597
I've noticed that the types of women who pride themselves on their "wife potential" aren't the same ones calling themselves feminists. At least in my town anyways, where I can't really blame them, since that's how most women here are raised.

>you are the average of your social circle

>>6115741

My social circle is weird as shit. For some reason a bunch of sub-Saharan Africans keep adding me, so my friends list is full of African parties and posts by African entrepreneurs about their startups. I also have a network of Indian university professors and researchers, and a bunch of shroom-munching hippies, both of whom I think added me because of mutual friends with some Thelemites. Beyond that I have family, and also a bunch of Satanists because I've run an informational website on Satanism for about five years. I also have a couple fundamentalist Christians because I think they're interesting folk to shoot shit with, at least moreso than the average atheist, and they actually tend to be rather intelligent. And of course the transhumanists and folks I met at Defcon.

>>6114781
This is the sort of shit my first housemate would "cook" up and expect me and my best friend to eat (the chef was my best mates gf).
We would get home from work and she would act all proud like she had been slaving away in the kitchen all day (she didn't work, mate was supporting her) and then she'd get all pissy when we would eat fuck all of it.

Her go-to ingredient was tinned peas and corn (the one where there is both mixed in one tin), she would add it to EVERY fucking meal she made.

>>6114875
is this a pizza from Ninja Turtles?

just found this gem
>Chilli and home made garlic bread. Fingers crossed it tastes as good as it looks and smells

>>6115788
>home made garlic bread
>french loaf from Kroger's cut up with butter, powdered parm and garlic salt

>>6115749
no offense you sound like a dipshit

>>6115227
I dont feel so bad about my cheese consumption anymore

>>6115227
If it was melted I'd eat it

>>6114771

>>6115788
>>6115793
Its the soaking the bread in chilli i dont get

from Reddit

>>6115806

>#iknowujealous
>#dontlikeitthengetfucked

shit

>>6115802
Nooooooooooo

>>6114791
>nigga am i de-icing my driveway?
underrated post

>>6115806
What. The. FUCK. is that supposed to be?

>>6115843

If I had to guess, vinegared cucumber slices, ham, squeeze velveeta, and ketchup on soggy white bread

Captcha: veeta

>>6115637
>nomnomnomnom

Someone end this meme

>>6114905
Good game friend

>>6115271

What if that's YOUR wife after she gave birth to your children?

>>6114583
> leave /b/
i swear this fucking banana shits getting out of hand.

>>6114714
i would beat my wife if she did this
#youstupidbitch #knucklesanwich #canonlytasteblood #bitchcleanupthisblood
#iloveyoubabynowreallymakemesomethingtoeat

>>6114776
>tartar sauce subbed for cream of tartar
top lel

>>6114714

She's a fat girl. Fat girls can't cook "wifey material" tier food.

All this shitty #wifematerial bullshit makes me mad...

on a related note, my wife finally made some decent tacos the other day

she told me
>I've been watching you season things since we were dating and tried to copy it
They weren't fantastic, but MUCH better than her pinterest fails

>>6115930

>>6115943
piggys loooooovvvvvveeeee chocolate

>>6115806
>eating healthy
>white bread and ketchup

>>6114772
>Hall Photography

I know it's trendy for untalented bitches with too much money to start photography businesses, but seriously most of those know how to fucking adjust lighting and photoshop out the goddamn stretch marks.

>>6115940
Your wife sounds retarded. But I'm guessing she's either very hot or very rich which is why you stay with her.

>>6114881
because it's made with menstrual blood.

>>6115940

>finally made some decent tacos

lel tacos aren't difficult to make, she's a dumb cunt

>>6115696
is this guy wearing a holstered flask?

>>6115982
Says the retard who uses instant taco seasoning mix by Old El Paso.

>>6115984

You need to up your crotchety old alcoholic game

What's happening

>>6114834
what is this? scone and cheese sauce?

>>6116188
looks like potato and chicken

>tfw you and your friends are all pretty good cooks
It's a great feel, and nobody really posts pictures of their food on my Facebook wall, except for maybe family, but even that's only once in a blue moon.
I probably will start once I get back into making food again. I've been slacking lately and just making simple shit for a while now.

>>6115806
>leaving the plastic rings on the bologna
I wish I could have seen their face when they bit into that.

>>6115977
That's clearly red velvet anon. Menstrual blood wouldn't taint them that red, and would cook just like normal blood into more of a brown color, unless you used a HELL of a lot and then didn't cook them all the way, which by the burn marks, this person cooked them plenty.

>>6115802
i just vomited a little

she probably should have taken it to a doctor... not reddit

>>6114951
yes ya jamaica brutha we have to be life mon

>>6114714
>23 likes

FUCKING WHY

>>6114771

How have you never seen this?

>>6114426
Is that dulma (or however you spell it)? Cuz that shit's delicious

>>6114449

I'd eat that with glee. Into rustic pizza, pleb.

>>6114683

Everything on that plate has corn in it.

>>6116195
yes

>>6116349
Because T&A

>>6116195
it's biscuits and gravy

>>6116404
>spoon-feeding retards

Don't do that.

>>6116370
those are pickles

>>6116396
>rustic pizza
Despite what you might think, Papa Gino's is not the authority on pizza.

>>6116414
dulma is pickles stuffed with rice and stuff

>>6114635
>Gonna bake it anyway
>Don't just throw real marshmallows into there
>Not just making a moon pie

>>6114663
How fat is this chick?
This is the epitome of white trash junk food.
>John Deere plates

>>6116443
Nope no it is not. Dolma is a grape leaf stuffed with seasoned rice.

>>6115044
this is cruddy but looks entirely edible tbh

>>6115359
>eat jobs

>>6115984
He knows how to party

I see a lot of your guys posting but how many of you have the stones to actually tell people that their food is shit?

>>6114607

Are you another one of those guys that doesn't know coriander and cilantro are the same thing?

>>6116903

Yeah, they come from the same plant, but for people that use the term "cilantro", that refers to the leaves while "coriander" refers to the seed.

>>6115020

>>6115232
Looks like food for a toddler.

>>6114714

>OH GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE MARRY ME
>I'LL MAKE A SANDWICH PLEASE MY EGGS ARE RUNNING OUT
>OH GOD I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED TO COOK INSTEAD OF TAKING THAT WOMEN'S LIB COURSE

>>6114901

your "wife" looks like a couple steaks with potatoes and asparagus

2/10 barely fuckable

>>6116903
No, you just don't put it in ramen at all. You should use scallions.

>>6117049
>>6117040
Nobody laughed

>>6115236
Well they are by Dre

>>6116879
It's my own sibling and I honestly just don't want to deal with her complaining and whining and "you post better!!!!" shit

>>6115806
those fucking hashtags bitch

>>6115229
Is that tongue?

>>6117245
It looks more like spam.

>>6117245

>>6114714
>all those wife tags
Fucking A, if being a good housewife who cooks for her man is such an aspiration to you, actually learn how to fucking cook, and don't get pissy if someone calls you out for your shit cooking so you can actually improve.

I know tuna salad isn't a photogenic food, but holy shit, I can make it taster and take a better pic if I needed to for some reason without even trying.
Also, no working man wants to be greeted with that when he gets back home. Unless you can have a hot balanced meal in the works or on the table upon his return, you're not "wifey material."

>>6115020
I first thought this was what happened to someone after getting whipped. But it was from having a baby.

Ya'll muthafuckas are nasty.

To/b/ igo

>>6117245
It looks like french toast drenched in syrup.

>>6115126
In a sense, this shit developed out a desperation to prove to guys that they're not like those shitty club sluts who can't do anything for shit

>Turns out they're like those shitty club sluts who can't do anything for shit anyway

And that's the punchline to this whole bit.

>>6117254
fuck that looks good, it reminds me of aspic.
Why isn't aspic mentioned much on /ck/, it tastes great.

>>6117069
>>6117049
fuck up I did, I am drunk though

>>6115802
A picture hasn't made me physically ill since 2007. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>6114419
Looks like airplane food.

>>6116509

Agreed, there are plenty of dishes that look terrible and taste great.

Pic related. Butter chicken is one of my favourites and pic related is about as good as it ever looks when presented to you in a restaurant.

>>6114874
Nothing is wrong with it. All these fags just have meme opinions