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Sup /broeys/?

Looked through the catalog and couldn't find a Joey thread so I'm making one.

Someone who has the Christmas card needs to post it on his Facebook or something. It's the giving season and our favorite food reviewer needs some Christmas cheer. I would but I'm on mobile.

Also /Joey/ general

>> No.6085364

>>6085347
Joey is love. Joey is life.

>> No.6085373
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>> No.6085376

>joey threads
The ride never ends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K44wHVqJk9k
Now he's dancing to this fucking background music.

>> No.6085382

joey please stop spamming /ck/

>> No.6085393
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>>6085347
The woos are back again

>> No.6085402

is joey really 19

>> No.6085426

errrgghhhh fuck this guy I hate his fat face

>> No.6085427

>>6085426
then stop bumping the thread ffs

>> No.6085435
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WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

>> No.6085452

>>6085347
>Looked through the catalog and couldn't find a Joey thread so I'm making one.

That's where you went wrong. You should have seen there wasn't a Joey thread and thought "I should probably kill myself"

>> No.6085482

Bump it up

>> No.6085512

mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbA8A7lrg4

>> No.6085533

>>6085512
oh shit this one is recent

too bad he said this might be his last one though. I still wish I knew who actually made that one pizza webm

>> No.6085534

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Joey so much, I tried all the foods he reviewed
>I pray to Joey every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Joey is love" I say; "Joey is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Joey
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Joey
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I'M BAAAAAAACCKK"
>He grabs me with his powerful mayonnaise covered hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Joey
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Joey
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Joey
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Joey looks him straight in the eyes and says "This really swings gang"
>Joey leaves through my window
>Joey is love. Joey is life.

>> No.6085549

>>6085533
pizza webm?

>> No.6085555

>>6085534
5/10 meh

>> No.6085556

>>6085512
>you know, when you get trinkets...
lel

>> No.6085562

>>6085549
This
http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm

it is essential for every joey thread

>> No.6085568

>>6085562
>http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm
jesus chist

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>>6085568
>>6085562

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>>6085577

>> No.6085582

>>6085577
KILL ME

>> No.6085589

>>6085577
What do you think the chances are he went and picked up that piece of chunk that went flying across his kitchen?

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>>6085347

Just saw he has a behind the scenes vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0w4U96HFgA

>> No.6085621

>>6085607

>That book of subscribers

That's really touching, I feel this stuff is what really keeps him going.

>> No.6085625

>>6085621
Wow, imagine that. He's a real human being, and not just some imbecile humiliating himself for our entertainment.

/s

>> No.6085634

Thank fuck OP I was getting worried. Keep the /broey/ threads going.

>>6085376
I think he's been living in his mom's house for years. In the older videos he's still in that same place.

>> No.6085772

>>6085625
>Wow, imagine that. He's a real human being, and not just some imbecile humiliating himself for our entertainment.

Fat people are the latter until proven otherwise.

>> No.6085787

>>6085772

> imbecile humiliating himself for our entertainment.

I thought he was serious until I saw this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7oVYfCGH4Y

>> No.6085790

>>6085772
i hope you get fat

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>>6085607

>> No.6085818

>>6085607
>no matter how much I fail in life I will always at least live on as an entry in a fat guy's notebook
Kind of comforting, actually.

>> No.6085824

>>6085812
That address is to a daycare, lel

>> No.6085829

>>6085812
>>6085824
And the phone number (Ivet) is probably for some kind of catering business.

>> No.6085836

>>6085347
>Someone who has the Christmas card

I've never seen the Chrismas Card. I submitted something for it, and wonder if it got made.

Got a link?

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6085837

I'm the OP that was going to do the Christmas card but My shitty mack lacks Shoop, or even paint.

here's the best images I saved and the well wishes I was going to put in.

Please, this man almost cried on cam. Save him 4chan. Please save a man from killing himself.

>> No.6085839

>>6085837
>this man almost cried on cam
When was that?

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Bumpin' Like Kreyshawn

>> No.6085842

>>6085839
Every video

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>>6085839
At the end of his Popeye's Spice Chicken Review.

Look at this pathetic fat man choking up.

>> No.6085845

>>6085837
i love joey. ive loved him since the moment i first saw him
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc&feature=player_embedded
>those ears
>his piggly wiggly charm
>his positive outlook after almost dying

i hope joey finds happiness and i hope he sees this. the dudes fkn awesome

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>>6085839
Forgot link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX5OIAb4d8g

BTW someone at least slap this shit together on Paint and give it to him.

From /ck/ and /ck/ should be represented by the Food Critic guy from Ratatouille.

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>>6085845
This nigga is just like that book The Road by Cormac McCarthy.

He keeps going through the most atrocious adversities. I would've given up, like /r9k/

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6/10

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I'm begging you, /ck/.

I would do it, but my mac is a fucking stack of bricks only for music and 4chan.

7/10

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>>6085852
8/10

>> No.6085858

>>6085855
something about 4chans anonymity brings out the worst in us.

but it also brings out the very best in us. so kind, and so shrewd.

can we start a christmas card thread for joey?

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9/10

>> No.6085861

>>6085851
Now put a jar of Nutella in his other cup holder

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>>6085858
He's such an easy target, vulnerable and pathetic.

But 4chan does care at the end of the day. He isn't doing any harm to anyone and deserves to be treated better.

Hell, Anyone watch Action Bronson's Munchies series? I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to fund something like that for Joey. He just lacks the Charisma and marketability that Action Bronson has.

10/10

>> No.6085868

>>6085787
the fishzilla video is pretty up there, along with kfc boneless chicken and the monkey style burger

>>6085812
>jay rule
>food reviews with his doge while acting like a funny asian

this is the only other youtube food guy i like besides joey

>> No.6085878

>>6085812
WTF?

Joey plays SWTOR? What a fucking casual

>> No.6085881

>>6085837
>>6085840
>>6085847
>>6085850
>>6085851
>>6085855
>>6085857
>>6085860
>>6085866

I'm working on it. Keep posting more, plz. Or anyone can feel free to add some more now.

>> No.6085902

>>6085787
sad to say this is his least disgusting challenge

>> No.6085911

>>6085347
Worthless flyover slop

>> No.6085925

>>6085881

Also some of the really long ones are hard, so...

>> No.6085933

>>6085512
Fuck that was glorious

>> No.6085963

>>6085868
His Mrs. Fields review is probably my all time favorite joey video. Joey's underrated masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNy0CxE4zVc

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>>6085881
>>6085925
Has it coming?

>> No.6086083

Merry Christmas, Joey!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKxh-kpbGEw

>> No.6086092

>>6085994

It sucks, because Movie Maker crashed, and I had to start all over, and then I was apathetic and lazy.

>>6086083

I sent it to his Youtube Channel, though. Hopefully he responds.

>> No.6086104

>>6085512
fuck me I found that video hilarious

>> No.6086106
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>> No.6086108

>>6086083
I think we may have just saved this man's life

Today /ck/ did good for once.

Thanks anon

>> No.6086135

>>6085512
oh god I lost it at :31

>> No.6086150

It's Wednesday...
Where's the new review gang?

>> No.6086164

>>6086083
i lub you joey. merry christmas!

>> No.6086165

he'll be dead soon

>> No.6086171

>>6086165
reported for conspiracy to commit murder. enjoy your van

>> No.6086172

>>6086165
he's losing weight and found something to live for (star wars)

i think we'll be seeing more of joey as he transitions over to becoming a full time youtube food critic under daym's wing

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Oh shit, Joey might be unemployed right now. I thought he was a caterer?

>> No.6086218

>>6086172
no.

>>6086165
yes.

>> No.6086225

Does his chewing disgust anyone else?
I mean I like the guy and all but he chews fucking gross dude.
Like his cheeks are too fat and he pushes everything to the front with his tongue and rolls it on it and then he kinda opens his mouth a little and we see that shit.

>> No.6086247

>>6086225
>he pushes everything to the front with his tongue and rolls it on it

That's where all the flava is.

>> No.6086254

Ellen Page math thread down but fat pig disgusting Joey still up. I hate you Yani the Yanitor.

>> No.6086268

>>6086254
that stupid ass math thread had nothing to do with food
also
>dumbass OP not even knowing the correct answer
lolno

>> No.6086270

>>6086165

That's why we all gotta wish him a last, very merry, Christmas.

Get on board, fgts.

>> No.6086280

Suicide after the holidays dodecuples.

>> No.6086282

>>6086254

Joey would eat Ellen Page and then make a review about it.

Ellen Page has nothing at all to do with food, as stated by
>>6086268

>> No.6086285

>>6086282
But pi is mathematical and delicious.

>> No.6086324

>>6085512
jesus fucking christ this human should not deserve this much attention but i'm not opposed to this in the least

>> No.6086327

>>6085866
joey also lacks the social aptitude

otherwise he wouldn't be so appealing to us on 4chan

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>tfw you leave joey positive comments so he wont kill himself

>> No.6086350

>>6086345
>Joey realizing this feels more pathetic and kills himself for insincere positive commentary.

>> No.6086452

Gang, I really appreciate it! Thanks so much for the Christmas wishes... WOOWOOWOO!!

>> No.6086456

>>6086452
Go back to /pol/, Joey

>> No.6086457

One day he will fart a little too hard and disembowel himself in the process. The question is will he eat his innards and give it a food review?

>> No.6086458
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>>6086083
>>6086108

We did good. Joey loves it.

>> No.6086466

>>6086458
Fucking amazing

We did it

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>>6086466

Twice over.

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>>6086474
!
We probably made his Christmas. Maybe now he'll stop trying to become a second Daym now that he knows he has his Broeys behind him.

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>>6086452

You're welcome Joe.

>> No.6086515

>>6086484
Is he Hispanic or a black guy?

>> No.6086520

>>6086474
Ehh fuck it. Merry Christmas Joe. Enjoy it.

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>>6086466
>>6086474
>>6086484

Joey's gonna make it friends. Just like all of us are gonna make it.

>> No.6086544

>>6086515
Black guy? Obviously he's beaner or Rez.

>> No.6086557

>>6086544
Dunno, never watched his videos.. Just assumed he was black.

>> No.6086560

>>6086557
Just look at the images. He doesn't look black. He doesn't even look sort of black. He is a chicano or rez. His English is impeccable.

>> No.6086568

>>6086560
I'll have to take your word for it anon.

>> No.6086583

If you people keep feeling sorry for Joey. He will make more videos where he acts miserable and on the verge of tears thinking it's a good way to get attention and pity love from people. If you ignore him he will attempt to commit suicide. I believe he's that kind of a person.

>> No.6086586

Definitely not someone worth caring about. Some people are better off dead.

>> No.6086612

so not only do you post your shitty self-promoting threads on here all the time, you send yourself christmas messages on youtube 'from 4chan' and then thank yourself for them? bit scary.

>> No.6086618

>>6086612

Don't be a grinch. It's the Christmas season.

>> No.6086622

>>6086612
Actually that would be terribly funny like the woman in the office who sends herself valentine's day gifts so everyone knows she is desired.

>> No.6086626

>>6086622
>so everyone knows she is desired

I smirked when I read this, you worded it so quaintly.

>> No.6086643

>>6086452
biggest loser on youtube
reviewbrah is soooo much better

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>>6086643

Too bad he lives in his Grandma's basement.

At least Joey has a car to call his own.

>> No.6086652

>>6086647
These are the standards for greatness
>lives in car
>lives in basement

>> No.6086694

Joey should remake this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY

>> No.6086703

>>6085347
I actually like the poor bastard.

>> No.6086852

>>6085376

>Mayonnaise on a burger

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT?
FUCK. BURGERS ARE BLISSFULLY OILY ENOUGH.

>> No.6086858

>>6086852
I like it when they put mayo, catsup, and mustard on a burger at the same time. It is bretty good. I even request it at sonic.

>> No.6086961

>>6086458
>>6086466
>>6086474
I love all you faggots.

>> No.6086967

>>6086083
lmao, my comment was in there

>> No.6087027

New Review Gang!!!!

http://youtu.be/q_B_q0heCss

Maybe he already made this before he got our card and just uploaded it now. I was really hoping for a /ck/ shoutout.

Also I wonder why he changed his grading scale from 1-5 to 1-10 and he isn't really giving out any hard 10s? Could this be the work of that lecherous Daym?

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>>6087027
>dem woowoowoowoowoos

>> No.6087195

>>6087027

Looks pretty good. If this is only a dollar I might have to check it out.

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6087204

>>6085347

GET FUCKING HYPED

>> No.6087228

>>6087204

HOLY SHITTTTT

what does the nacho cheese challenge entail?

>> No.6087231

>>6087228
Eating an entire jar of nacho cheese with his bare hands

>> No.6087236

superior food reviewer coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n90ZTNNm9Ao

>> No.6087419

Has Joey lost it?

>> No.6087425

>>6087419
Joey's going AWF

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I just realized it's called Joey's World Tour because Joey is eating all this fast food on his own way to becoming larger than the Earth itself to achieve "World" Status

>> No.6087608

Realistically what do you guys think Joeys Christmas is going to be like? What did his mom buy him? What is he going to have for Christmas dinner? I hope it swings.

>> No.6087615

>>6087607
No, you people don't get it. Fast food IS Joey's world, hence "Joey's world tour" it's like joetry.

>> No.6087643

>>6087608

Stouffers' Microwavable lasagna

>> No.6087682

>>6087643
Lucky fucker, that shit is delicious.

>> No.6087683

>>6087608
Nothing
Chinese food

>> No.6087696

>>6087615
>joetry

Fuck off and die; that wasn't funny last thread and it isn't funny now

>> No.6087702

>>6087615
Please look very closely at Joey's youtube banner

>> No.6087705

>>6087702
"I'am back"?

>> No.6087710

>>6087705
Neon Genesis Evanjoelion is too deep for you.

>> No.6087711

>>6087705

Is Joey the Terminator???

>> No.6087715

>>6085607
>ISIS Berny

>> No.6087730

>>6087696

I liked it with the pizza vegetable example and I still like it now, you nerd rager

>> No.6087807

>>6085534

>This asshole swings gang!