/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Salmon belly sashimi with grapefruit and avocado, on a salt block. Was pretty fly.

>>6072094

>eat with bf
>love boat
>bla bla bal..
>MUHHHH perfect life

fuck off and GTFO

>>6072097
Sorry that it was called a love boat...sorry that I have a boyfriend...

Oh wait, no I'm not. How bout you GTFO and fuck off with your bitter loneliness?

>>6072094
You suck at spending money.

>>6072094
Why are you on 4chan? Can't you post this to your instagram and facebook, and leave us to our bitter loneliness?

>>6072097
>>6072103

clash of the titans

>>6072094
>$70

sounds like a shit deal to me, but at least you had fun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6072103
how about YOU get the f*** out with your fudge packing?!

>>6072173
>>6072124

I was thinking today about how expensive my sushi habit is, what is a good deal?

>>6072174
>asterisks
>again
Wat is this madness?

>>6072094
Looks nice, OP. I've gotten a loveboat before, and it was tasty. I want inordinate amounts of sushi now.

>>6072103

You know there are places on the internet for people like you that do this sick shit. This is not one of those places.

>>6072178
for a love boat of that size, it would be more reasonable for it to be around 40-50 dollars.

just learn to eat where the asians eat, disregard any health code posted at the door. If it's packed and its only gotten a "C" go in anyways.

you probably ate at an easily accessible sushi restaurant for white folks.

what city do you live in? i've traveled around a lot so i might be able to give some recommendations.

>>6072178
spending more than 25 dollars per person on ANY meal is ridiculous and should only be done if the experience is worth it, because all you are getting is a better experience
whether the experience is better waitstaff or presentation or even ambiance

>>6072094
That seems way too expensive for a boat of that quality. Where did you have it?

>>6072259

Are those worms?

So my gf and I are looking through our pantry for something to cook because we ran out of staples, and we find some seaweed paper. We got nothing like stuff that goes in sushi, so necessity brought us MEXICAN SUSHI

Recipe>>
Sushi paper
>It was old but tasted fine
Leftover rice
>There were some beans in there, too, as I recall. Basic rice with a 7 ounce can of chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, pretty dope
Pickled Serranos
>These had been in the fridge forever and they were great. Just pickled some serranos with the spices that make sense in vinegar, salt water, and beer for like a month or two. Cut em up before you pickle them, obviously
Advocado
>California beach

They was plenty good.

Also most sushi restaurants are for rubes

>>6072590
Yeah, but that shit happens. It's not a threat to sushi because you THROW IT AWAY.

As a kid we used to call perch that were COMMONLY afflicted with worms thumpers. Because you check the mouth for parasites, and if you see worms, you thump them on the side of the boat and throw them up on shore. No point leaving them in there to infect other fish or for other fishers to catch.

>>6072094

Fuck off and die you stupid cunt. I'll shove a chopstick up your cunt and a bottle of soya sauce down your throat, followed by my FUCKING cock. FUCK off and i fucking HATE you. Fucking BITCH.

Platter for party....I ate it all in one sitting. Sushi and Roll coma ...or suroma!

I love sushi but eating sushi (even low grade stuff) is too expensive to be so hungry immediately after.

>>6072590
Yes.
It's not actually common in fish that's gutted properly and especially when it's flash frozen.
Never eat raw riverfish though, salmon sushi is o ly an option because of farming

My favorite is salmon sashimi. Pic related is actually from an Asian buffet that has surprisingly good sushi quality. Not saying it's anywhere near high quality, but far better than the shit you find on most Asian buffets. Their rolls look as good as the ones in OP's picture. I probably eat about a pound of salmon sashimi each time I go.

Inb4 farmed salmon. I know it's farmed and don't give a shit. I don't go here when I want great sushi.

>>6072178
I am taking my dad out to sushi tomorrow as a semester ending celebration thing and the place we go is 24.95 each for all you can eat, just sit at the bar and keep ordering whatever you want and its made and handed to you right there. pretty great place

>>6072877
Good enough for a buffet, I would take like 20 pieces and eat the shit out of those at a buffet.

>>6073027
sounds pretty similar to where I go, only it's $20 flat

>>6072094

Even if you got to keep that boat, $70 is a total ripoff. Those Chinese people got you good, son.

>>6072094
>love boat with bfs
Fuck yeah.

Pic related, it's mine from 2011. I think I'm overdue for another with my new bf. I think this one was around ~$60 iirc idk, I didn't pay the bill.

>>6073065
fucking sushi slut

anyone else ever make sushi themselves
sometimes i eat while i fillet at the dock
no soy sauce neccessary

>>6072094
>no salmon sushi
>no boston mackerel
>no surf clam
>no otoro
>no sashimi save for the beef that doesn't count
>>6072096
what the fuck is that

>>6072094
Is your boyfriend six? Those are some small fucking hands. If not, and they're yours fix your fucking nails you basic bitch.

>>6073359
Or you know, if they are yours, ignore this asshole because plenty of guys are not interested in glazed and painted fingernails. Take care of the rest of yourself.

>>6072094
That's a glorious rip off, this summer I got a broat, and several orders of x6 rolls, plus a basket of tempura and hand rolls.cost 54$ plus tax. You got stiffed.

>>6073365
>Wanting to be jacked off by the hands of a small boy
>>>/a/

>>6073369
I knew there was a reason I saved this.


Oh and if you can't tell a woman from a man without painted fingers you really deserve all the awful tranny sex you're going to get.

>>6073374
>female hands=/=tranny
Are you confused? you must be.

Oh, and ebin meme m8 8/8 ayyy lmao

>>6073380
>hands determine gender
I think you're the one that's confused.

I was saying it's fuckstupid to judge a person by the condition of their hands and/or nails. Hands visible in OP's picture could be either. A person guessing gender based on hands alone would end up with a lot more dick than the rest of us.

>>6073387
>people fuck trannys on accident because their hands look females

have you ever seen the sun?

>>6072131
Sleek da trophy nigga

>>6073391
Do you take everything as literally as possible!? Or is this a simple troll where you pedal around the argument?

If you cut off the rest of the body without knowing whether it's a he or a she, is OP female or male? And are the assholes insulting both this girl and her date for either girly hands or not girly enough hands not stupid assholes? If you had to identify your date by hands alone, how often would you mistakenly pick the wrong person, or even the wrong gender?

>>6073405
>a single limb can have a gender
>people choose their mate based on hands
>anon having fun is an asshole

>>6073425
Alright yeah, running the goalposts clear outside the damned field isn't worth arguing with. And I enjoy arguing.

>>6073374
Not him but I think I had tranny sex once- I'm still not sure today if it was a guys with an atificial puss or a girl.

>>6073519
Do you garner extra pleasure from this uncertainty?

>>6072094
Looks good but for fucks sake I can eat a fleet of those fuckers and still want more.

>>6072618
Got some anger issues there, do you? You silly goose.

>$70
shit nigger that's about twice as expensive as it should have been
could have eaten that all by myself

>>6073065
>new bf
>I didn't pay the bill.
got a real winner right here.

>>6073090
>>6074905
>these poorfags being this jelly that a girl got free food
Hah hah hah.

>>6075090
but everyone keeps telling me all this shit about male privilege
what the fuck am I supposed to believe here >:(

Yo, so I've gotten into the habit of making sushi myself. What do you guys use for filling? This is a crab an avocado sushi... thing that I did.

Right now I've got like a cup or so of rice remaining and want to use up some caviar I recently oppened. Lumpfish caviar.

What would go good with it or should I just leave it be as a single ingredient dish?

>>6075106
>poorfag whining about privilege
Sounds about right. Are you black perchance?

>>6075127
Roe should just be fine by itself. Do you wash your rice before you cook it? Just wondering...

>>6075137
I wash it, soak it then wash it again. A very small portion of it does get cracked in the process because my hands are huge and coarse. But it all works out for better rice.

The one time I didnt the rice didnt come out tasting good. Then again the poorfag filling I chose wasnt that great either. (Sardines, usually good but the ones I got were tough and had roe in them)

Also holy crap caviar is great.

>>6075127
Tuna, salmon, surimi-salad (imitated crab)
Cucumber and avocado for vegetables..
Wanna get my hands on some squid and halibut one day

>>6075150
Sardines are fine. I like crab and artificial crab and /or shrimp when I make it myself. I'm too plebby to buy expensive tuna, salmon, or even red/black snapper and mess it up.

>>6072877
beautiful

I need some sushi advice here for preparation.

I use these little sheets of nori meant for hand rolls but I often misjudge the amount of rice I should use on them when doing single ingredient or double ingredient rolls. Should it be so thin that you can see the nori a little through the rice?

Also storing nori. I tend to plastic rap the remainder, and then put it in a plastic bag, tied, and then placed in a high cool and dry place.

>>6072096
That's some classy shit nigger

>>6072618
Haha ur sad.

Way too much for a love boat. You got swindled.