/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yes, I eat my food all the time.

I usually use a spatula.

Only if its Borneo.

I'd rather eat it with MY bare hands.

I would eat a bear claw made by reddit

>>6041253
I would also eat Borneo.

>>6041184
yes, as long as they weren't regulars of /b/

Is this site full of neckbeards and faggots who like memes that only retards find funny now? I've been around since 2005 when it was all anime and Japanese related

>>6041184
yes. there are a lot more normal/well-adjusted people on 4chan than you might imagine. /ck/ in particular is one of the normie boards

do you think the typical /r9k/ user that pisses and shits in jugs can be bothered to cook?

>>6041736
Most of /ck/ doesn't cook.

>>6041690

4chan became mainstream so we have lots of new teenagers who think that shitposting is cool and hilarious, and lel I trulled so many peplz

>>6041738
well i cook and since you're all figments of my imagination then i imagine you to cook

i think a /ck/ meetup might be kinda fun, but in reality i mean all the cool people on here, not the food truck guy or the drive thru guy or any of the shitposters, mainly just the cool dudes who like to cook and im sure a few cute ladies visit this board. we could make some good food and drink some beer/wine and who knows someone might even get laid

>>6041741
Yes, of course. We aren't a board of manchildren at all.

yes of course

london meetup when

>>6041184

Does anyone actually COOK here? It seems like all the posts are about junk food and shit like burgers or macaroni and cheese.

>>6043766
we all cook but who can be arsed about documenting it in photos and posting them on /ck/ when everyone else in gonna shitpost

>>6041762
I posted one. We should make it happen >>6043601

>>6043766
Sometimes I cook but nobody here gives a damn. I mostly give short advice, make funny shitposts, and occasionally participate in the alchoholics threads, but usually lurk these days. If you hang around we have a yearly cooking challenge comming up that youd probably enjoy.

with all the threads on people not washing their hands, touching their balls and going to the bathroom then again not washing their hands.
then add all the threads about people leaving food out at room temperature i would say the foodsafe level of this board is suspiciously lax.

top that off with people who dont seem to understand how to actually cook basic food which shows many here are not even cooks at all.

so i would have to say no i would not eat much of the food prepared here

>>6043845
When is that gonna be again?

>>6041738
I'm currently in a professional cooking program. So yea, I cook. I'm gonna make it my fucking life.
>>6041761
My dong requests sauce, but only hollandaise.

>>6041741
>tfw trolling used to mean something

>>6043873
I cant remember, march or so. Somebody (bless you ms. Burst) hosts it and some people have a cooking competition.

>>6043907
weren't you or some other faggot supposed to start weekly challenges?

>>6043918
Pretty sure that's monthly, and hosted by some annoying faggot.

>>6043918
Yea I was gonna host a monthly challenge but I took a second job and just dont have the time anymore.

Someone on NeoGaf made the comment a while back that they "wouldn't take a glass of water from someone on 4chan" if they were dying of thirst.

>>6041184
>would you go to a restaurant
yes

>>6043931
there is the yearly challenge and bubbleburst was posting monthlys with prizes a while ago.

>>6041184
If it were made by lederp, yes.

>I miss lederp

>>6043918
>>6043931
>>6043935
Squee was hosting one for a while, but I annoyed him too much. :-(

>>6043770
>everyone else in gonna shitpost

You've got a point there.
The signal to noise ratio is off the charts.

Also, being 4chan, why bother with a complex post when it may be gone in 10 minutes?

>>6045430
>Also, being 4chan, why bother with a complex post when it may be gone in 10 minutes?
You are new to /ck/ aren't you?

I eat my bf's cooking quite often, but then again he's a /k/ommano, not a coo/ck/.
Neither of us are great cooks or anything but we like to experiment, and we're not picky.

>>6045430
I can already tell which board you frequent

>>6045430
>>6045490
lel I was gonna say
>/ck/ thread
>gone in 10 mins
nigga pls

I'm sure I've eaten restaurant food cooked by someone who lives a far more disgusting life off the clock than 4chan posters

>>6045546