/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Might not be your thing, but I get wet just thinking about these...
That is to say my mouth waters.

A greasy burger

All meat cooked properly for me.

>>5950764
s-s-stop

>>5950737
I just want that sauce all over my face and mouth I'm salivating OP

I've never salivated quite like this before

mcdonalds

this.
I just ate and it's still making me hungry

>>5950813
ye`

I'm starving please stop

>>5950737
>mfw i see this thread and all i have to eat is ramen

Fuck the pizza. I want to tilt my head back and dangle the pizza over my mouth until i drop it and swallow it whole.

>>5950841

>>5950851

>>5950854

>>5950854
Going to need some more sweets I'm licking the screen

Succulent pork with crispy skin. Fugg ;_;

I'm crying. I'm going to have to hide this thread.

>>5950872
how

>>5950902
i don't know mang ;_;

>>5950737

>>5950907
>inside well done
>outside rare
what in blazes...

>>5950965
what is this

>see this thread
>have some meat thawing out
>already ate 3k+ calories today

I'm drenched

>>5950967
Looks like some Thai pad ee sew or something.

>>5950960
>not recognizing the smoke ring
top fucking LEL

what is the word when you can close your eyes and taste the food in the picture and try tasting your monitor screen to eat it

>>5950967

pad see ew: food of the gods

>>5950902
probably roasted pork

>>5950960
it's smoked

is this sub retarded now wtf???

>>5950967
not the poster, but looks like my go-to order in thai restaurants- drunken noodle (chicken)

>>5950981
>this sub

u wot m8

>>5950981
This sub is marinated not retarded

>>5950796
homemade eggnog > any brand

>>5951008
TEACH ME U HUNK

So why is egg nog even called "egg" nog if theres no egg in it

>>5951027
Whole milk
Heavy cream
Eggs
Nutmeg/Cinnamon/Allspice
Dark Rum and/or Brandy (preferably both)

Mix them all the fuck up and serve with more spice sprinkled on top.

>website with the historical recipe i used to use is dead
o-oh. that's kind of sad.

>>5951029
Perhaps because it fucking HAS eggs in it.

Eggnog, or egg nog ( pronunciation (help. info)), is a sweetened dairy-based beverage traditionally made with milk and/or cream, sugar, and WHIPPED MOTHERFUCKING EGGS (which gives it a frothy texture). Sweet spirits such as brandy, rum or bourbon are often added.

>>5950829
Put some mustard on that bitch instead of all dat sodium.

>>5951049
aha.

thank you based WayBack Machine.

>>5951029
You're an idiot

>>5951082
if he buys his nog at the grocery store then it might not have egg in it.
people are generally afraid of eggs, remember.

[SALIVATING INTENSIFIES]

>>5950963
Sorry but no ones mouth has ever watered over lemons.

>>5951097
Poutine is the best when there's no curds.
Source: quads

>>5951111
Jesus Christ

>>5950737
That sauce tho like kill me

>>5951111
But then it's just fries and gravy, that's no poutine.

>>5951097

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R78l6ZOPy9o

>>5951111
/thread

>>5951145
I think he means cheese not in curd form

>>5950737
i've got to admit, that looks delicious.
>>5951097
no offence but that looks disgusting, im assuming you'd have to try those before your mouth salivates

>>5951157
>poutine
>disgusting
pick one

>>5951155
but then it's just fries, gravy and cheese, that's no poutine.

>>5951157
>he hasn't tried poutine and thinks it doesn't look tasty as fuck

>>5951160
seriously?
i said it LOOKS disgusting, never said it was.

>>5951165
>curds
>a good addition to poutine
Thanks but I'd rather not have squeaky cheese that's cold in the middle

>>5951173
>addition

the curd is what defines poutine.
fresh, squeaky curd is the whole point.

>>5951168
you can't be that blind, it looks horrible. it may taste great but still looks awful

>>5951173
You've clearly never been to the right place.
Greasy pizza shop on a late night will do you right.

>refrigerating cheese curds

Where did you get your poutine, anon, Ottawa?

>>5951097
The gravy is too dark. Dark gravy is nasty.

>>5951179
>poutine >looks awful
American spotted

>>5951183
Smokes poutinerie

this thread got me moist, need some more pix

>>5951191
sure, let's call me american if that makes you feel better.
in reality, i'm from finland

>>5951185
I don't follow.

>>5950854
uuung

Mostly ranch sauce because it works with everything

hot pockets

>>5950960
10/10 this is a special anon

>>5951100
You're so wrong tho

>>5951371
Yea can't wait to get hone and suck on a lemon..

>>5951394
Suck on deez anon..

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemoooooooooooooon
Everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Everything
Everything In Its Right Place
In Its Right Place
In Its Right Place
In Its Right Place
Right Place
Right Place

>>5950866
>>5950872
>>5951383

lost it at these three

>crispy fatty pork
>spicy hot pork
>delicious street tacos

>>5951442
Dude you should have a lemon party

>>5951197
>Smokes poutinerie
Oh, that's disappointing to hear.
Smokes is opening near me soon, and I had hoped for good things.

bourbon chicken from the mall, might not look that great but god daamn.

>>5951244
>cold pizza dipped in ranch
no, i rather have it ketchup and mayo squirted on it than ranch.

>>5951474
I bet you like it mayo squirted

>>5951451
The one I went to was near a university so maybe they just couldn't take it anymore

HOT FUCK I'M HUNGRY

>>5951474
Don't speak ill of ranch sauce.

This thread is making me hungry and I don't have much food besides tzatziki sauce.
So I'm going to make a wrap with so much tzatziki and maybe only tzatziki because it's my favourite.
>TFW biting into a wrap and tzatziki explodes into your mouth

>tfw drowning in my own saliva

>>5951493
more burgs

>>5951173
Poutine is literally fries, gravy and cheese curds. Without curds it isn't poutine.

>>5951498
Ere ya go mate.

>>5951178
>fresh, squeaky curd is the whole point

>>5951493
>double patties
I don't know about you, but I can't unhinge my jaw.

>>5951508
You must not be a snake

>>5951207

it's okay anon, I think poutine looks like hot diarrhea on some fries, but Canadians always act like it's god's gift to man

Canadians act like everything they do is god's gift to man now that I think about it...

>>5950737
Grilled nutella sandwiches

>>5950737

>>5951513
eh

>>5951513
That looks awful

>>5951244
Ranch is some gay cowboy broke back mountain shit! It's either Blue cheese or go fuck your mother!

I'm salivating

>>5951503
looks so good I want to stick my penis right inside of it

These piping hot cookies with a cold glass of milk

>>5951517
That's because you're shit

>>5951526
IM shit? No, nutella is shit

>>5951531
No, you're fuckin' shit m8.

Philly cheese steak stew in a bread bowl

>>5951535
AUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyone have any mexican foodporn?

>>5951383
there is this mexican food truck that parks outside a small mini-mart less than a mile from my house every thursday. they make tacos just like this pork or chicken or beef and oh man are they good with their green chili sauce.

>>5951549
what are these they look like delicious

>>5951551
They look like hot chocolate chip timbits

>>5951549
>>5951551
>>5951552

looks like choc chip + banana mix deep fried like

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loukoumades

or something

>>5950861
Now I need to masterbate again the fag

>>5950963
i salivate but not in a good way

Eastern NC pulled pork barbeque is manna from heaven. The sauce for the barbeque tends to have vinegar and cayenne pepper in it, and not much else

>>5951476
bet you like it with ranch sauce all over it and "cold"
>implying mayo is any different than ranch sauce

>>5951538
Would eat and then shit it out an hour later.

>>5951623
That's half it's charm

>>5951489
what is this? french fries with ground meat and cheese and pic de gallo? Sounds delicious

>>5951540
what is this? mac n cheese and pulled pork in an egg roll or something?

>>5951639
Something like that yeah

>all these anglo tastless garbage
bread fucking sucks

>>5951661
what the heck is going on with that bottle of corona

>>5951661
(incoming amerilard faggot jokes)

>>5951513

>>5951528
bloodclot delicious

>>5951513
>too lazy to make or buy a cake, but you want one anyway? well then!

>>5951097
Mon neg

>>5951668
Jesus what is even going on in this

>>5951513
You can't possibly think this looks ok

>>5952294
Cheese much?

>>5952300

Once a year they do a "skyway" promotion where they triple the amount of cheese.

>>5950764
l-lewd

>>5950737
Breakfast muffin courtesy of the BBQ Pit Boys.
>Protip: add a little hollandaise for God tier.

>>5952359
want this

>>5952370
and this

>>5952383
What's this? Fried, salted, pig skins?

>>5952436
Deep fried squid

>>5950872
Why is it all messed up in a bowl instead of served whole as it should be?

>>5952442
Nice, would munch on.

>>5951111
hold up hold up

>>5951179
I've never tasted it but i think it looks delicious.

>>5951111
This is so true

>>5950960

Dumbass

>>5950979

The noodles with crispy charred bits are fucking heaven.

>>5951111

>>5951111
>Poutine is the best when there's no curds.
You fucking heretic.

>>5952587
what meat is this

>>5950981
>sub
get out

>>5952605
>can't read

>>5952611
ya i forgot that PANSETA is an ANIMAL

>>5952605
Pork belly ["panceta"] cut the greek way and grilled over charcoal [the only way to grill things].

Because it's such a fatty piece of meat, it can be grilled over red-hot coals - blast it for a couple minutes every side, depending on thickness.

Seasoned properly, it is absolutely fucking delicious [you can easily eat like 8-9 70g pieces, it tastes so good] and pretty bad for you, shouldn't be eaten more than once or twice every 3-4 months.

>>5952617
It's fucking pork you dork. Pork belly.

>>5952623
>grilled over charcoal [the only way to grill things].
If by charcoal you mean wood

>All this disgusting meat
Where my vegetables at?

>>5952636
>lettuce in Greek salad

>>5952633
Charcoal produces from wood, yes.

>>5950968

>see this thread
>haven't eaten today
>fasting day

>>5952661
Just eat some :)

>>5952661
>browsing a cooking board
>fasting

um ok

>>5952664
How is it that color

>>5951244

>plain, bland ranch

Why don't you just dip things in fucking mayonnaise?

If your ranch isn't spicy you can go home.

>>5951467

all I see is pussy.

>>5952664
its dry cured ham... its very very good... look it up ... find it.... eat it...

>>5952691
>can't be unseen

>>5952676

looks like proscuitto or something prepared in a similar manner, color seems fine

>>5951549

a-are those chocolate chip hush puppies?

do not want..

>>5950841
>pastrami salmon
???

so good

>>5952294
This has 'the shits' written all over it... yum. :3

>>5952757
for whatever reason as child visiting family in Ohio(thank god I don't live there) I could never eat more than one bite of skyline. I just couldn't bring myself to put more in my mouth.

got to enjoy Goldstar instead.
nowadays I can eat it just fine.

>>5950737

Is it true that the kebab meat is one of the worst there is? Full of fat and low quality meat.

>>5950854

Do you americans really eat that many pancakes at breakfast?

>>5952764
>I just couldn't bring myself to put more in my mouth.

>>5952786
Holy fuck, NO WAY! Are you serious rn?

That's not even enough to call it a snack.

>>5952786

are you fucking serious?

It's obviously a dessert meant to be shared like a cake, it's made out of chocolate for god's sake and it has five layers.

post good food or gtfo eurofag.

>>5952804
>dessert meant to be shared
Speak for yourself.

>>5951513

Nutella tastes better when cold in my opinion

>>5952820
Nutella tastes better in the trash in my opinion

>>5952919
I agree

>>5951173
>Thanks but I'd rather not have squeaky cheese that's cold in the middle
>cold in the middle

What? I don't think you're getting your poutine at the right place if you;ve got cold curds man. I've only ever had cold curds in a poutine at McDonalds.

>>5952687
>implying you can substitute delicious ranch with disgusting mayo
Take your mayonnaise salads and go home

>>5951500
What the hell are on those fries

>>5952587
This picture changed my life

>>5951513
>tfw you used to make nuttella sandwiches fried in butter in a skillet and then spread more nutella on top
Was good

oh god

>>5953200
Is that an Overcooked Wellington Beef ?

>>5953234
>Overcooked

Do you want it mooing still?

>>5953234
>Overcooked
>It's practically still fucking mooing

>>5953238
>>5953244
You guys are fucking pleb. It has to be bigger, and yes, less cooked.
I overreacted. Its not overcooked, its just too cooked for an ex-french cook like meh.

>>5953251
How are you not even french anymore and still such a pleb?

>>5953261
I lost my password, lol.
I meant ex-cook. And still French, since you cant really lose that.

>>5953234
pink enough?

>>5953270
*gags*

>>5953270
Aaaaaaand the thread is kill

>>5953266
Did the Duke of Wellington not pwn you frenchfags somewhere around the napoleonic wars? It should be treason for you to cook it.

>>5953251
>ex-french cook like meh
>not moi

Confirmed for fake and gay.

>>5951682

That is what ice box cakes are for.

>>5953506
>ice box cakes
Literally what

>>5950737
i-im wet i-i-is this normal

>>5951097
>>5950843
underrated posts

>>5950963
Not something I'd normally salivate or crave, but I think I get your idea. For some reason, my mouth always water whenever I see a package of sour straws and I rarely eat candy.

>>5951668
how are you supposed to eat a tostada like that?

>>5951665
>detected for underage

>>5952572
I don't care that it's November in Chicago. I need this.

>>5953532
Well why is it just chillin in thw glass like do something about it

>>5953530
With a fork and knife

>>5953511
I think those are cakes you don't need to bake. You just mix the warm ingredients together, then leave to set in a fridge.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jul/24/how-make-perfect-fridge-cake

>>5951191
I still don't get this post. I know it's a Canadian dish but drenching fried potatoes in beef gravy and cheese is potentially the most American-friendly thing I can imagine.

Blue rare steak is best steak.

>>5953665
god no

>>5953695
fuck yes

>>5953665
Not really.

>>5953665
enjoy you're ebola

>>5953695
>>5953710
>>5953715
Im sorry ladies, did you girls know that only men eat steak?

ruff buff original

This. Probably the best steak I've ever had.

>>5953665
Rare steak is too chewy if that makes any sense.

>>5953762

why is that bread covered in tiny maggots

>>5951111
i'm a non-canadian who has traveled the world and has never had poutine and thought he knew a lot and am now forced to believe you due to black magic and also what the honest to god fuck

>>5951603

my nigga

>>5953818
it's called caraway seeds. beef on weck

>>5951111
fuck well i guess ill try it without curds then

>>5953270

>>5951489
>>5951638
Carne Asada fries i fuckin miss getting this but its mostly a socal thing.

>>5951451
They're salty but good when you're drunk. their pulled pork poutine is to die for

>>5951442
Best opener.

>>5953270
This is straight up uncooked let alone blue rare or whatever the food elitist call it. A cut this big takes hours especially under low heat. I reckon about 4 hours 250 F assuming it's about 3 lbs.

>>5952359
The peppers are what really seal the deal for me, that looks delicious.

>>5950737
reminder any idea of a fatty salty food will make you salivate
/ck/ must be filled with neanderthals

>>5950737
Jalapeños

>>5950976
imagination...

wait, this can't be right...

>>5952378
and we kept it uk

>>5953193
man what is that

>>5955212
ahahaha
you're cool

>>5955212
ahahaha
you're cool

mor

>>5951503
whats ketchup leather?

>>5952617
>being this retarded

>>5952630
peazo torreznos, son caseros?

>>5952664
>cured ham
>Italy

niggas dont know bout my serrano ham

>>5950813
>>5950796
>>5950764
>>5950872
>>5951503
>>5952587
Not exaggerating when I say I would blow someone for a pate of these. Unngh fucck.
>tfw cutting and surfing /ck/

>>5950907
over cooked, but would still devour...look at all that glorious fat and gristle.

>>5955828
>Not exaggerating when I say I would blow someone for a pate of these.
gay

>>5955966
>gril

>>5955969
>grill
>cutting
U w0t?

>>5955972
??

>>5955972
Ah yes, nice. Had one of these last night.

>>5955982
Is that lamb

>>5955978
Scotfag, I take it?
Only ever seen these North of the border..

>>5957444
Faggots are traditionally pork shoulder, but who knows

>>5955972
Um what is this thing.. ew..

>>5957468

it's britdong pizza, obviously

>>5957462

phrasing....

>>5957482
That cant be pizza, there's french fries in it for pete sakes

>>5955212
underrated post

Chicken stroganoff

Pussy.

Would post image but Christian imageboard.

>>5955212
I like you.

>>5951111
>that source
Refuters getting BTFO, only quints can stop this shit.

>>5951111
praise be unto ye all mighty

>>5951111
Why does this shit make me laugh so hard, am I retarded?

>>5950851
I lost hard.

>>5950737
God damn look at that magnificent beast.

>>5957760
>implying it would even fit in your mouth

>>5957509
Ew

>>5955762
read the image file name... that ham compares to pata negra not to pleb level serrano...

>>5951489
This nigga knows what's up. Especially if you mix the carne asada with some adobada.

from my job

I make these

>>5951545
That's a cute GIF... From a simpler time before people thought they could life forever and aesthetics meant you might show some slightly hotter pussy