/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is this the line for a gangbang? it looks like the line you would go to for a quite gross sexual experience. The hay leads me to believe this is some kind of donkey related thing.

>>5926371
>he doesn't know about the blue turkey
You are a man I envy.

Only if it was just the alcohols and no girls, btw

I'd be down

>>5926371
Stay innocent anon.

>>5926374
>>5926380
But now I want to knoooow

if there was tasty food and no homo shit yeah

>>5926383

"homo shit?"

no one is going to want to group up to go eat a bucket of chicken

>>5926382
it was a meetup for reddit's "/r/shittyfoodporn" community or some shit, apparently it was awful

>>5926382
>>5926427
fucken n00bs

http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=215&start=8070

>>5926444
http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1rithz/shittyfoodporn_thankxgiving_meetup/

here is the actual source

ITT: reddit confirmed for +40 year old virgins

>>5926387
I'll bring the TOP KEK RAMEN NOODLES, ORIENTAL FLAVOR!

OODLES OF NOODLES!

>>5926363
>a /ck/ meetup
this would be an interesting mix of people

>>5926446
>http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1rithz/shittyfoodporn_thankxgiving_meetup/
>OP's pic
no thanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm15KSd9D7I&feature=youtu.be

>>5926477

Sign me Up!

Can't wait.

Most important question: where would the meetup be?

>>5926363
Depends on where and when. Also, what the fuck would we do?

fuck no

>>5926477
Hay and carpeted floors?

Maybe. But I like my kidneys right where they are.

It's going to be a bunch of angry, middle aged women who never shut the fuck up about their boyfriends arguing with 110lb 5'11 hipsters who never shut the fuck up about "processed garbage"

>>5926527
>It's going to be a bunch of angry, middle aged women
Fuck it, I'm in

>>5926458
It would probably end in a stabbing over a ketchup argument.

>>5926548
It better

>>5926527
I fantasize that /ck/ looks exactly like those dudes and I'm the only pretty grill and if they knew they would get all sweet and polite and call me things like "little lady" but I don't want that so I keep it on the DL. In reality /ck/ is mostly grills and gayfags/britbongs

>>5926559
No wonder, no one can ever come to an agreement or make up their mind here

>>5926559
There's also a bunch of alcoholic restaurant workers like myself.

>>5926383
I heard all these stories about Malaysians being obsessed with sodomy but I assumed this only affected politicians

Apparently not...

Anyway if I wear panties and a bra, but still have a dick, is it still lesbianism? Because I totally want to scissor with you

>>5926363
Sure. I'd look but not eat anything. My drinks would have to be unopened and can't be left unattended.

/ck/ potluck
chips
chips
chips
ramen
soda
well done steaks with ketchup
snacks
two people might actually bring a real dish but that'll get eaten instantly

then we argue about tipping and swap half fake stories of working in the food biz

>>5926559
>I'm the only pretty grill
everyone would come up to you and tell you to shut the fuck up about how you're a girl. you could hide in the corner all night and not talk to anyone but it would still happen

I can imagine it now

>Everyone comes in with one food item they bought because it looked cool
>They bought too much of it
>They ask everyone what to do with it
>That one guy that came with a bag of rice and a rice cooker asks how much water should he add to rice
>This one bitch brings food but says its been out for 8 hours in the car drive and asks if its safe to eat
>One guy brings passible food but its well done steak slathered in ketchup
>Another brings in a 24 pack of ramen and asks what could he do to make it taste better

Faggots all of you are complete faggots

I think it would be fun. Maybe all the al/ck/s could come and we can play drinking games while watching a terrible cooking show and arguing about what kind of pizza we should order.
And all the lonely ones can be friendly, and the autist ones can try not to sperg out.

>>5926591
wut no milksteak

>>5926559

im confused when is the part where they run a train on you and you call them all daddy

>>5926600
And in the real world it when you go around yelling about how you're a girl for no reason because it's obnoxious.

>>5926607
>we all order pizza
>that one fucking guy tries to get pineapple
>everyone laughs at him

>>5926607
I am imagining watching diners drive ins and dives while slurping ramen.

>>5926623
only in the deepest recesses of my perverted mind

>>5926628
It's*

>bring a giant pot of chili with beans in it
>watch everyone start yelling and arguing at each other about it
I want this to happen in real life

>>5926444
what the fuck are you doing

>>5926446
No it isn't. It comes originally from a tumbler account,

http://malechef.tumblr.com/
On around page 6,
http://malechef.tumblr.com/page/6

And, makes its first appearance on another website here on Nov 21st 2013

http://www.foodrepublic.com/2013/11/21/its-male-chef-x-food-republic-thanksgiving#!slide=1

The reddit post you links was made on Nov 26th 2013, several days after the original photos were posted on the tumblr.

Your Status: Reddit trolled the fuck out of you and you are a fucking n00b for not already knowing all this.

>not knowing about Male Chef's antics

Anyone else remember when "summer /ck/" was a thing and now it is like that 24/7/365 regardless of summer?

Third guy from the front looks immensely fuckable.

>>5926648
I don't think this does happen in real life, anywhere, ever. I've never heard of "beanless chili" before I came to /ck/ but here I'll be, posting on /ck/ about how if it has beans it's not chili

>>5926691
Same with most shit I see on 4chan. 100% internet culture of shit that didn't happen in real life until it was online for a while first.

>>5926664
That's me.

>>5926691
The only time I've ever seen beanless chili was at a hot dog joint. Otherwise it always has beans.

I would be down for a potluck, I will be riding a motorbike around the States next year for 4 months so can meet up anywhere.

>>5926727
>beanless chili was at a hot dog joint.

We have that here, but just call it "chili sauce" and it is used exclusively on hotdogs. It is basically a sloppy joe type of mix using taco seasoning for the most part. The good stuff has diced chili peppers and onions, etc.

once upon a time moot wanted to host a /ck/ dinner party.
it never happened. if he failed, you will fail

>>5926363
in 2014? No. Maybe 4 years ago when people on this board actually cooked food instead of only talking about fast food, snacks, and muh slowcookers.

>>5926738
>implying Moot is some omnipotent being

It can happen. But where? I would assume NY or LA.

>>5926738
Nah, moot only cared about us when he wanted advice on what to do with his kitchen. I'm pretty sure he got burnt out on meetups that one time some dumb chick from /b/ wanted to hand feed him gummy bears at a meet up like 7 years ago.

>>5926742

More or less this but I'd still probably go to one on the off chance that the people who couldn't cook were too ashamed to show up. I can't imagine it happening outside of NY or LA though, but if one happened in the bay area I'd go.

>>5926724

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it is

anyone around greenville, sc wanna hang out, i am fine with it. I am not driving any where though. I work too much around SC, NC and GA to drive on my weekends off. Never become a contractor. Work is never by home.

>>5926761
but it happened like 2 years ago. he made a thread saying he wanted to have a /ck/ dinner party with the implication that it could potentially be a regular thing, and it never happened.

>>5926775
He has gone vegan and knows it would be a shitstorm if he had a gathering now.

>>5926766
i can give you a timestamp if you want but that would take me like 8 minutes and i don't care enough to prove it to you

>>5926648

>have meetup anywhere other than certain parts of texas
>no longer an issue

>>5926799
Is he still vegan? I haven't seen him pop up in any threads on the boards I lurk recently. I know he was talking about it for a while, but I wasn't aware if he was going hard line with it or just wanting to try it for a while.

>>5926805
>go to /ck/ meetup
>everyone is morbidly obese
>american flag shirts and pants with a cowboy hat literally everywhere
>i can't tell the difference between the men and the women they're so fat
>everyone proudly wields a .44 in their snake skin holsters
>puts one hand on it whenever you mention beans in chili

>>5926804
Pics or it didn't happen. Also shirtless.

>>5926831

Yeah, pretty much.

I'd still much rather go to a meetup in Texas than Montana. Something about the people in Montana makes me uneasy...

>>5926363
absolutely not

>>5926799
>yfw moot was responsible for the kind life threads

>>5926799
>>5926811

>>5926849
Thanks.

>>5926842
noooooooooo nigga

LA or NY

you have to have it in one of the two major cities or else no more than 3 people will go

/ck/ is one of the slowest boards on /ck/

>>5926885
>/ck/ is one of the slowest boards on /ck/
it certainly is but /trv/ is the slowest on 4chan

>>5926885
>/ck/ is one of the slowest boards on /ck/

i literally just typed this out

this is the effects of fasting

god dammit

>>5926918
Go eat something.

>>5926924
i'm making love to this banana atm

>>5926928
ass to mouth?

>>5926928
Quit deepthroating it and actually eat it.

>>5926842
I lived in Montana for awhile, what do you mean?

Any bongs? I'm currently in Scotland

>>5926934
>>5926936

>>5926951
The internet has conditioned me to assume that every image of a person is a man until proven otherwise.

...So who is this?

>>5926936
you can't tell me what to do

>>5926959
who cares?

but in this case it's a cute little boy

faggot

>>5926363
I say we do a buffet in Vegas.

Not just because I live in Vegas, but because stuffing your fat disgusting mouths would be some kind of horrible beauty, like a time lapse video of a decaying animal corpse.

>>5926885
Lots of Houston fags are here, im down. ill be the skinny jean and plaid adorned faggot drinking from a handle of old crow and raising hell about chili.

>>5926966
>lives in Lost Wages

muh nigga

ever been to Makino? we should have it there

>>5926885
>Implying Texas doesn't have some of the largest cities
>Dallas
>Houston
>San Antonio

>>5927025
no one not from Texas ever wants to step foot in Texas, friend

>>5927031
sure

>>5927040
y-you too

>>5926363
If the dude that calls everyone 'flyover state' comes, I get dibs on beating his skinny little faggot ass.

NYC please. The week of Thanksgiving. THANK YOU OKAY?!

>>5927031
well said. even austin is getting ruined by all the trustfunders from L.A.

>>5927074

I'll hold him down for you while you fuck him up.

I call dibs on sloppy seconds.

>>5927031
Then explain all the califags.

>>5927082
i'm up for nyc.

>>5927114
cali, all you have to worry about is hipsters and 420yoloswaggots, Texas you literally have to buy a gun and health insurance for your own protection

>>5926742
/ck/ has a meetup, circa 2008

>MJG, PHS Guy, Tepache, Hearts, , Sceak, and Progun all show up.
>Knifeguy chases PHS Guy around
>BossNig talks shit
>homebrews for everyone
>lavish food spread
>Country Nights is playing int he background.

Fast forward to 2014 /ck/ meetup

>no names yelling memes
>fast food is ordered
>one guy in the corner eating the instant ramen he brought
>fight breaks out between Chipotle and Fazoli's shills
>one vegan grabs your arm and tries to tell you the evils of meat
>Lazerhawk's Redline album plays in the background
>your other arm is grabbed by a pro-GMO shill who talks about "those crazy anti-science freaks" while sipping a soda
>a bald midget with "chli beans or die" tattooed on his head start punching you in the balls

*sigh*

>>5927147
>Hearts, , Sceak

trying that symbol again, it wouldn't post for some reason (radiation symbol)

>>5927154
dammit, this tripfriend

>>5927132
Texas here
>implying I dont have a gun and health insurance

How many of you neckbeards have chef knives tattoos on your forearms?

>>5926831
Is this what all the people in yurop fantasize about?

>>5926966
I like Vegas as a meetup. There's plenty of booze for the al/ck/s, plenty of cheap food for the masses, and a michelin starred restaurant for the uptight co/ck/s among us.

>>5927132
Cali has a higher shooting rate than texas. Go fuck your self.

I know there's lots of metro Atlanta bros on here. We could all go get some diarrhea at The Varsity.

>>5927211
Sounds gay.

I have a tattoo of glorious Texas on my calf.

Why don't we meet up at somewhere we can all agree on?

Like Chipotle

>>5927307
Nah, has to be Fazoli's.

>>5926363
top kek, that first guy looks like a buddy of mines dad.

>>5926363

>>5926648
nobody actually puts beans in their chili. its just a meme

>>5926566
Second.

Although if it happened on a weekend, we wouldn't be there or get there really late and very drunk.

We'd have to have our own 'industry' meetup sometime during the week when normalfags can't attend. Which also give us an opportunity to day-drink during the week (like I'm doing right now, woooo).

>>5927307
>>5927339

bro's why can't we all just go to the golden coral, they have something for everyone and a chocolate fountain for fucks sake.

>>5927031
Then why are there New Yorkers/Jerseyans, Coloradans and Califaggots swarming my city?

>hurrr durrr it's only for work

No shit? People move where they can make decent money, spend less on housing/living and don't have to deal with snow?

I'm fucking terrified of when these carpet baggers start voting, though.

>>5926427
wasn't a meetup, it's from the tumblr "male chef" where some dude makes hilariously bad food.

>>5927132
>Texas you literally have to buy a gun and health insurance for your own protection
Uh, you have to buy health insurance in every state of the union.

Also, you should buy a gun, they're great and a lot of fun. Needless to say, an armed society is a polite society.

>>5927398
I do

>>5927448
>Needless to say, an armed society is a polite society.

Doesn't seem that way to me. Texans are the most armed and obnoxious people in America.

You know what's a polite society? The north.

>>5927467
lolk

There are lots of states that own more guns per capita.

Also, I'm fairly certain it's widely acknowledged that people are vastly more amicable in the south than they are in the north.

>m..muh stereotypes

>>5927476
> people are vastly more amicable in the south than they are in the north.

As long as you are a white conservative heterosexual blue collar xenophobic religious gun loving truck driving slow talker, yes.

Break one or more of these rules? Not so much.

>>5926559
>In reality /ck/ is mostly grills and gayfags/britbongs

Does that mean I'm the only straight black guy here?

>>5927487
Oh man, you're right, everywhere I go dat white man threatens to lynch my Mexican ass.

The very vocal minority of people edge out the quiet accepting majority. Most people are respectful at the very least. I have yet to meet an outright hateful person here, and I know lots of gays, lesbians, Jews, blacks, whites, stoners, rednecks, whatever.

Wtf rules are you talking about?

Just be decent to people and people will be decent to you.

>>5926363
We could finish it up by pissing on a the reddit alien.

>>5927495
>straight black

lol, that's like finding a leprechaun under a rainbow riding a blind unicorn shitting in a pot of gold.

>>5926363

who the fuck got all these assholes to line up by height?

>>5927504

Well I dunno maybe it's different in cities. But I've driven through parts of the south and I saw kids wearing confederate flags and shit. I was afraid to get out of my car in case they saw a minority, I don't think local law enforcement would investigate if a guy like me disappeared down there.

>>5926628


actually in the real world either nobody does that, or when they do on very rare occasions then nobody actually gives it a second thought.

yes i would be down for a /ck/ meetup. as i said in another thread, i would totally do a picnic in london. i could do a restaurant trip too but that runs more risk of disaster.

>>5927526
>picnic

Is there anything that you fucking britdongs can't make gay?

>>5927507
Can we all stand in a circle and pee or does it have to be one at a time?

>>5927504
Whites dont actually dislike Mexicans as much as the tv and internet would lead you to believe, if you speak english and work you are welcome. Mexicans are too self conscious.

I think we can all agree the real issue lays within the species of a darker tone. We must fight together.

I think we'll both agree

been laughing at the op pic for a straight minute

>>5927532

how is a picnic gay

>>5927511
I would say uncommon but not that rare. I can't be the only one.

>>5927535

Not that guy (not even mexican), but one of my closest white friends can't stop foaming at the mouth in private about how much he fucking hates mexicans and how they're invading this country.

I thought it was a phase but years went by and I realized he was actually just a fucked up racist.

Of course, I realize you guys are all special snowflakes with your own individual beliefs and such, but the impressions I get of other races are formed by the members of that race that I know. And among the whites that I know (just counting the generic whites who are probably maybe irish or english or scottish or something but they forgot a few generations ago, not the slavs and the scandis and the italians and jews and other whites that have retained some semblance of their native culture), mexicans are tolerated at best.

>>5927540

I don't want to sit across from you eating those little dainty fggt cucumber sammichz' while you pinky point at me with you tea. This should be a brodown activity with messy foods like wings and burritos also, tons of beer and bitchz.

>>5927549

Oh right so you read picnic and then got some weird idea that sounds more like a family guy skit than reality

Just checking to make sure you were as retarded as I assumed you were

>>5927533
I was think like a circle piss. It depends on how many people are there. There might have to be multiple circles.

>>5927522
Even though my family is Mexican, I have relatives in Mexico, have a Mexican passport/citizenship, etc... I have a Confederate flag on display, alongside the American and Texas flag, in my living room.

Did you ever stop to think that maybe the issue wasn't other peoples' intolerance but your own?

You simply do not understand our culture.

>>5927549

I'm glad that if there is ever a britbong /ck/ meetup I won't have to deal with a homophobic "I gotta out man everyone" shitposter who will brag to me about how hot he likes his food and how cheap and shitty he likes his beer.

>>5927519
it's an illusion, they're all the same height

I remember way back when moot trolled /b/ and planned a meet up and all these fucks showed up and we're singing and dancing lol. He was lurking in the shadows.

But then I remember when he did have a meet up in wash. Sq. Park where wierd people asked hi
m questions and shit.

And when he invited us to Barcade. That was bretty cool. You can get drunk and play vidya while being surrounded by other like minded losers

>>5927522
>afraid of some faggot white kids in confederate shirts

You sure are a pussy nigger. Ever been to the actual hood? Those white rednecks are harmless, you might get into a little fistfight if you talk back. You should really be on gaurd around your own people. Niggers kill many more niggers than anybody else, and whites dont really fuck with them anymore.

>>5927552

Look no one is trying to stop you from having a homosexual meet-up where all you little bitches can sit under lace umbrellas in your tube tops and pink miniskirts however, the board you're looking for is >>>/lgbt/

>>5927557

I think I understand it better than you may suspect. It's common for people with something to prove to go out of their way to adopt the symbols of a culture that would otherwise react with hostility towards them. Many of my first generation immigrant friends are overtly hostile to the concept of immigration, for instance. You see this phenomenon with many groups, take for instance the number of hard core homophobes in the republican party who turn out to be gay.

The confederate flag is one of those hate symbols that southern minorities seem willing to overlook, perhaps because it's the symptom rather than the disease. Why scratch an itch if it's just going to make matters worse.

>>5927566

Who wants to bet this guy jacks off to either shemales or cuckold porn?

>>5927556

I could pick out any random sixth grader in America, ship him over to britdongland and he would instantly be hailed as the manliest man on the island.

>>5927578

>britain
>single island

>>5927564

Yeah, actually I live 2 blocks from a massive public housing project in the northeast. They're harmless provided you don't act like you're terrified of them (I have white friends who do this, much to their own detriment).

Nothing scares me like small southern towns where the sheriff is the KKK grand master is his own uncle. I used to know a guy whose grandpa actually killed a black guy for kicking up dust with his pickup truck, dumped him in a shallow grave, and no investigation was ever done.

When the President has to send armed federal agents to enforce basic human rights in a place, in the 20th century, you know something is fucked up.

>>5926446
Holy shit what the hell.

Also, I didn't know leddit was filled with old men. /ck/ seems to be early-twenties to late-twenties mostly.

>>5927578

Used to have an american kid in our school when I was growing up.

He wasn't any different to the other kids, except not being able to grip some things like our sense of humour completely.

>>5927532
>>5927549

wings, burritos and beer are all stuff you could totally eat at a picnic. you just bring it in a basket to a park or whatever, you don't eat noisily and homophobically out of the back of a pickup truck.

>>5927578

>Manly
>Circumcised penis

Pick 1

>>5927586
>Yeah, actually I live 2 blocks from a massive public housing project in the northeast. They're harmless
Dont be retarded.

>>5927535
Eh, my roommate is a long-time friend that I've known since we were in junior high (well over a decade ago).

He's one of the people this guy initially describes:

>>5927545

I don't care, that's his problem. He gets mad as fuck when he's at work and a Mexican that can't speak English tries to convey what's wrong with the machinery he's servicing. I lol at him and basically just let him vent, since one of the four languages I speak is Spanish.

>>5927575
>The confederate flag is one of those hate symbols
That statement alone illustrates your misunderstanding of southern culture.

The stars and bars is not a symbol of hurrr durrr let's kill us some coons, slavery is awesome, white pride world wide!

It's southern pride. It's knowing that our fore-fathers were able to, for a short time, dissociate from the Federal Government. It's something that the north does not have.

Again, a vocal few use the stars and bars as a symbol of hatred, but of all the Dodge dually diesels I see on the road with a CSA bumper sticker, none of them are anti- anything, just pro-south.

Your vast generalizations are borderline discriminatory.

>>5927613

Well they're obviously not harmless to one another, but they leave me alone, as well as outsiders in general. Sometimes a stray bullet hits someone who was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and that's terrible. But at least some effort is made to bring the perps to justice, unlike in the south where whites kill minorities with impunity.

>>5927602

Oi m8, you seem awfully found of this chap from the states. Forgive me for noticing, but you see to dwell rather heavily on this boys grip. I'm sure it's nothing, but did he give you a handy at some point?

>>5927586
K realtalk, you seem cool and forgive my prujudice against black ghettos, which are the equivalent of those shitty small white towns youve been to.

Do you realize blacks are equally racist? Ive been chased out of hoods I rode a bike through by monkeys w baseball bats, pretty prettu sure its because I was white.

Anyway back to what I was saying, statistically you are much more likely to become a statistic by the hand of a black man, doesnt matter what color you are. Us whites have left you alone for years.

>>5927606

NO way bro. the beer will be too warm, the wings too cold and who the fuck wants a soggy ass burrito that's been sitting in a sissy pick picnic basket for god knows how long.

>>5927586
>When the President has to send armed federal agents to enforce basic human rights in a place, in the 20th century, you know something is fucked up.
w u t

>>5927631
>Do you realize blacks are equally racist?

Yeah, I've seen the way they react to my white friends. Sometimes it's deserved (like when whitey gets this "omg a black" scared look), sometimes it's not (like when an old black guy in a fedora swears at them just because they're there).

Racists are everywhere, because it's human nature. And it's not like southern cops are the only ones shooting blacks and getting away with it, but at least where I live, it's a scandalous headline, whereas from what I gather, in some of these rural places, there's just an unmarked grave, everyone knows, but no one ever speaks of it again. That kind of murder is spooky, horror movie shit.

>>5927622
>unlike in the south where whites kill minorities with impunity.
Dont be retarded.

>>5926477
Hooligans!

>>5927649
You do know dem sooper rassist, southurn small-towns are like 99.99999999998% white, right?

You're making it seem like blacks are shot on site multiple times per day.

Regardless of your race, you're far more susceptible to being shot in somewhere like Chicago (where my mother lives) or Oakland (where my little brother goes to college).

You're the close-minded intolerant one here.

>>5927648

Don't you know any history? Haven't even seen Mississippi Burning?

>>5927636

well that's why you preferably bring food that is more appropriate to a picnic. and i love the way americans call us sissies but they can't handle warm beer.

did anyone notice that there are three different groups of people in this thread who are completely ignoring what the other groups are talking about?

>>5926508
No. Outside is best, that way when all the little thoughtless weirdos start puking we wont have to pay to clean up the carpeting.

>>5927660
Well, I just wanted to make sure you were referring to the last millennium instead of the current one, in which Texas has the best economy of the entire country (California is discounted because Hollywood), most of the top growing cities are in Texas and the racial diversity in large cities is incredible.

>>5926548
Good times!

>>5927668

I'm not the guy who posted. It was just that the 20th century was referenced in the post, and even my semen-filled europoor brain can work out that he was talking about the civil rights movement.

Then again, i went to school instead of getting all my information from a Chinese cartoon site.

>>5927615
>muh heritage

You don't fly a defeated flag. Give it up Jimbo

>>5927649
>and its not like southern cops are the only ones shooting blacks and getting away with it

Circumstances are different bht usually when a cop kills somebody they deserved it. not every time. So cops kill lots of blacks, they probably aped out and deserved it. blacks are statistically very violent, you mostly kill each other lol.

>>5927661

Your totally missing the point, we should be in a comfortable, but casual place where most people would feel accepted that has:

first and foremost: A plentiful supply of alcohol (sorry but I aint hanging out with you fuckers sober). also, it will help to break the ice.

second: prepared food that we can ridicule.

third: Independent third party patrons who are not part of the meet up that we can also ridicule and use our superior numbers and typing skills to dominate.

>>5926602

I'm in

>>5926574
No, you're just a fuckin' weirdo.
Get over it.

>>5927688
>Some times you want to go where everybody knows your name!

>>5927487
How do I upvote this brave post?

>>5927211

I actually know a lot of people with chef knives tattoos....

>>5927631
>Do you realize blacks are equally racist?
earlier black guy here, it's not cool to generalize bro. I'm pretty sure all white people hate me just for existing.

>>5927688

i just thought that a /ck/ meetup might appropriately involve bringing your own food. i had no interest in suggesting something which isn't casual, boozey and full of peoplewatching. i guess you've never had a fun picnic before.

>>5927631
>Do you realize blacks are equally racist?
earlier black guy here, it's not cool to generalize bro. I'm pretty sure not all white people hate me just for existing.

>>5927703
>earlier black guy here, it's not cool to generalize bro. I'm pretty sure all white people hate me just for existing.


>says it's not cool to generalize
>generalizes all the people of every city of every state in the south

toppest kek.

>>5927714
now meant for >>5927710

>>5927714

I'm the guy who's posting pictures from deliverance and telling you about your flag. This guy is not me >>5927710

I'm also not black

>>5926491
try to cook and eat
but we'll end up fighting and calling each other plebs

>>5927662
wut?

>>5927705

Would you GET OFF IT.

fuck this picnic bullshit, I don't want ants crawling all up on my jimmies and pigeons shitting on my dome just before a torrential down pour soaks the shit out of everyone like wet kittens as all the autistics scurry for cover, falling all over each other and as they get slippery with the mud, rain and jello slowly mangling in the a riving human centipede mass.

>>5927659
100% white and 100% don't give a fuck about you.

Check out detroit and newark, the real sewers of the USA, guess the demographic in those places.

>>5926363
we should have a picnic

>>5927731

then don't go to england you drawling, suppurating taint-wen.

>>5927745
wut. I think we're on the same side.

>>5927607
i'm sorry about your unattractive uncut penis, anon.

i was thinking of hosting one since i own a fucking restaurant

but how to weed out the faggots

>>5927751

boom

>>5927745

I was terrified about Newark and, living a few short train rides away, of course I had to see it for myself. It's pretty bad compared to where I live, but it's not as bad as its reputation. There are some parts that I'd actually consider living in, if I was really hard up.

From what I can recall, the worst areas are places in the heartland that most people haven't heard of. Some town in southern illinois, for instance, which was like Falluja ca. Gulf War 2 tier

Also:

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/05/newark_camden_among_most_peace.html

Central Park NYC, so many ways in there and the park is really kind of nice and people leave ya alone. It's also pretty centrally located to pretty much everyone.

>>5927684

Brainwashing and regressive thought: the post

>>5927764
we're all faggots here

though if you charge a small entry fee you could weed out poor faggots

>>5927769
haha Camden, that's a serious shithole. Pretty much any place in New Jersey needs a big flamethrower taken to it.

>>5927659
>You're making it seem like blacks are shot on site multiple times per day.

while multiple times a day may be an exaggeration, have you not been paying attention lately? this shit happens often.

>>5927781

I have yet to set foot in camden, although I'm pretty sure the amtrak northeast corridor goes through it, so technically I guess I've been there. I'd like to check it out some time out of morbid curiosity.

New Jersey gets a bad rap so I'm somewhat fascinated by it. There are some neat undiscovered areas and great eating, if you're willing to risk it.

>>5927779
speak for yourself. Show each person a big black dildo, if the person starts salivating then you know that the person is fucking faggot.

Where's the complication?

>>5927631

there is no such thing as "reverse racism" from blacks in a society dominated by whites. the oppressed cannot oppress the oppressors, that's not how it works. while obviously reacting with hatred is not ideal, they are certainly justified in their negative feelings, and i wouldn't call it racism.

>>5926363

Yeah.

Let us all meet up at Pizza Hut. Get a couple stuffed crust pepperoni pizzas and a pile of garlic sticks. Then we can head on over to Starbucks and get some caffeinated beverages.

After we're all buzzed and pot bellied we can pay one of the Starbucks barista to let us gang bang her bareback. I get first go at her vagina. Looking forward to meet you guys.

>>5927763

Its okay, I have better feeling orgasms, and sex feels better for both me and my girl.

And I don't need to worry what you think, the majority of women enjoy uncut penises.

>>5927710
More real talk, 99.5% of us whites dong hate you for being black. If you are a decent person, and you seem like one, we love you. Whites being really racist for the sake of being racist is old shit, its 2014.

That said we get annoyed, dont take it personally. I carry a gun in black neighborhoods because they are very high crime and ive been harassed. The youth tend to be very dissraspectful and dangerous. We dont like your bullshit street gangs, and we dont like you screaming 'das racis' everytime something doesnt go your way. Take a little responsibility.

This aint the 1800's though, nobody hates you as an individual for just being black. Just dont act like a shitty nigger.

>>5927800

> the majority of women enjoy uncut penises.

lol, no they don't

>>5927801
>Just dont act like a shitty nigger.

you mean... picking the cotton? slave work like that?

jesus christ i'm even white and the amount of ignorance i see here is... well, it should be staggering, but i guess i am on 4chan. it's still fucking depressing.

>>5927787
That's good. It's a place for normal people. Union City is pretty bad too, most of these places really are New Jersey. I was going through there once coming home from vacation and had a bunch of computers on me, the taxi driver had to stop for gas. I saw some dude get jumped right outside the car, they left me alone.

I don't make this shit up, I don't have to. I don't want to deal with bullshit blacks trying to mug random people, so it's best to stay out of New Jersey. I only went into Newark airport because there was a problem with my airplane into LaGuardia so rescheduled.

Fuck new jersey.

>>5927795
literally too stupid to insult. Racism has nothing to do with power. Racism is simply a bias or hatred of another individual or a group of people solely based on rase or ethnicity.

>>5927811

I think he just means don't wear those zoot suits and listen to the jazz. At least, if you're going to put some jazz on the phonograph, let it be nice jazz like chet baker or paul desmond or dave brubeck. Not that clangy weird stuff like miles davis.

>>5927802

>women prefer dry scarred penises

whatever makes you feel better about your mutilated cock

>>5927811
I bet for all of your liberal yammering bullshit you don't live around any niggers do you?

>>5927811
How many slaves have you met?

Hey Africans, you're fucking welcome for all that. If you dont think you have enough freedom ill buy you a plane ticket back to the african motherland.

>>5927828
>ill buy you a plane ticket back to the african motherland.

>implying there's enough money in your entire trailer park to buy a ticket to Africa,

>>5927818

yes, and what i described is that on a larger and ultimately more relevant scale. you're not looking at the big picture of institutional racism, and the fact that these hateful biases (your narrow and technical made-for-the-sake-and-ONLY-the-sake-of-argument definition of racism) do more damage to a group that is already oppressed and belittled in a society controlled by white people (more specifically, white men). if you seriously don't believe that white privilege exists, and that this apathetic and blind selfishness is any less damaging than hateful words on their own, then congratulations on your willful ignorance. i'm sure you're happy as a dozen clams all fucking each other in this world built for your success.

>>5927821

nah, i'm a grill and prefer uncut cocks

>scarred

lolwut

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-relationships/do-women-prefer-circumcised-men

http://www.mh.co.za/sex-women/does-she-prefer-your-penis-cut-or-uncut/

let me know if you want me to google more statistics, cause they're all looking pretty grim for ya.

>>5927828
Idiots such as you are the worst, the apologetic ones. We were all enslaving each other as tribes way before whites were doing that to blacks. In fact the arabs are the ones that monitized it.

Your sense of history is skewed by nigger history in some stupid junior community college.

I know enough to not be fooled by bullshit artists with a political agenda. I suggest that you learn proper history before spouting bullshit.

>>5927813

Union City isn't really that bad. Some of the least horrible mexican food on the east coast, at least, until all these newfangled places started popping up in Brooklyn and Manhattan selling $5 tacos al pastor with smooth eurotrash dance music.

You want to talk about dangerous, go visit some of the shittier hudson valley towns. You'd think they'd be nice, right? Well a lot of them are. But some of them are fucking horrible.

>>5927845

prefer cut*

boo, you know what i meant.

>>5927830
Implying I didnt instal an iron fence around my five story townhome to keep the fucking niggers from pissing in my garden and leaving needles and olde english bottles everywhere

>>5927601
see
>>5926662

>>5927849
Yeah it really is that bad, it's a place to be avoided.

There's no reason for a normal human to be there.

>>5927845
You'd better have a cut pussy then. Don't want those flappy lips slapping around.

>>5927852

>american only studies
>being relevant

by the way, the rate of circumcised boys in america is dropping rapidly, the majority of american women havent been with an uncut man, they don't know what they are missing

every american girl who has seen my penis has been excited by my foreskin, they think its fun and it makes the motions of sex more fluid, they think a non-scarred penis that is not rough and flaky from being over-exposed is nicer looking too

>>5927838
>this buttblasted
>projecting this hard

Never said that white privilege doesn't exist. Never said blacks didn't have it harder than whites. Never said any of that other shit.

But hating whites for being white is just as morally reprehensible and disgusting as hating blacks for being black. If you don't think that its possible that blacks can be racist, then you're the one who's being willfully ignorant, and on top of that being a crusading twat about it.

>>5927855
Niggers are more into this shit
bumwine.com
Don't forget the broken crack pipes, empty crack bags, and rusty heroin needles.

>>5927845

>i'm a grill and prefer uncut cocks

i bet you've had like 5 dicks in your slit and you're just pretending to be able to make that call

>>5926775
moot said he scrapped the idea due to people with mental illnesses, if I remember correctly.
As in, some sperg started sperging out about it and he probably thought it wouldn't be worth the trouble.

>>5927867

You had a bad experience there, I'd probably feel the same if my only time in a place, I saw a violent crime.

In reality it's pretty much fine. The really bad stuff happens out of sight. For instance, the hudson valley. One of those sleepy little towns is competing with Guatemala and South Africa in terms of murder rate per capita.

>>5927662
you have no idea what your talking about fuck you i hate you

>>5926959
I just thought the same. All these /b/ years have scarred me for life.

The other board I browse has no issues making meet-ups, what's wrong with you guys? You just pick a day and time and each city decides on a place to meet. Post photos and shit-talk here after. Maybe Saturday November 15th?

>>5927544
im sorta lurking /ck/ atm but no you are not the only one brah

>>5926559
>>5926566
>>5926591
>>5926602
>>5926634
/ck/ confirmed for best board

>>5926363
I'm down as long as it's somewhere relevant and not in flyover land

>>5927074
>being this much of a butthurt flyover pleb

not unless it was a vegan meetup. I know there's a handful of vegans on /ck/ now. I'd even eat with that crazy not a doctor guy. The rest of you guys idk if I'd have anything in common with

>>5928249
I've known 10's of black people my entire life, I can guarantee you're not.

Would show up if old rambling guy was there, just to meat the legend himself and see how strung out he is.

Also would want bar b q king there so everyone can harass him about the hambeast

>>5928359
>just to meat

>>5928362
>doge

>>5926363
>>5926477
I need to know what's happening in these pictures, why are they there? What is going on?

>>5928390
it's is just a regular party in minnesota. grab a bunch of straw and throw it in the corner of the church basement and you've got yourself a party

>>5926602

Get fucking re/ck/t fuccbois

>>5928431
There is no way there are people that boring.

>>5928449
you wouldn't believe what goes down in the midwest

>>5928461
i've seen some shit

people here put peanutbutter and marshmellow fluff between bread

Hey guys, lets forget bringing food and just go get some burgers.

Should we go to 5 Guys or In N' Out?

>>5928556
Dude no question In n out: Cheaper, tastes good, and no peanut allergies.

>>5926959
shes a girl. just google kittens 4chan

>>5928556
no contest whatsoever, in n out obviously

>>5928249
Florida Man checking in. As straight and as dark as my silicone spatula.

>captcha 305

>>5926363
If /ck/ ever met up someone would for sure end up being stabbed for not making their own mayo for potato salad.

>>5926363
also is that fucking hay? What the actual fuck.

The /ck/ meetup would probably be at Olive Garden and half the people would bring their own Ramen in a fucking thermos.

>>5927303
nice, those are the guys i usually pick up at the bar

>>5926477
holy fuck this is the most pathetic picture ive ever seen, im laughing so fucking hard

>>5928934

What's pathetic about it? Because it's a variety of middle aged men not wearing hot topic clothes and drinking bubble tea?

Can't we all just agree on a local artisanal small batch cruelty free michelin stared molecular gastronomy pub?

>>5928944

Sure but which one? There's like fifty in my city.

>>5928944
It's gotta be on Christopher Street or Chelsea, fucking homosexual central of the East Coast. Then everyone can go to jamba juice.

>>5928950

But they closed the Jamba Juice in chelsea. Maybe we can do ABC kitchen, it's not molecular but it's nearby, and checks all the other boxes, I'm pretty sure.

>>5928947

>>5927845
have you not looked closely at a cut cock? there is a big ass scar going all the way round. also, entertainment magazines hardly count as reputable sources for backing up statement.
aside from that, i know that in the us it is true that most women prefer cut, but that shit is stupid. i don't know how women can prefer mutilated genitals. who wants to see a reminder that this man was basically assaulted almost directly after birth when they are being intimate?

>>5929106

Have you ever looked at your belly button? zomg a scar! It's unnatural, we should run around still attached to our mother's uteruses

Sorry, no, that's fucking disgusting

>>5928950
>Christopher Street

Let's have a great happy meet-up at the Stonewall Inn! And then we can go to the taco truck outside.

>>5926951
http://nfsfw.com/gallery/v/kitten

>>5929115
do you have any understanding of human anatomy at all? umbilical cords do not attach a baby to a uterus, they attach it to a placenta. that cord is severed for actual health reasons, as it would not make sense to leave a hunk of rotting fetus food attached to a child who is now capable of eating with its mouth.
foreskins serve actual purpose and there is no sane reason to cut a baby's dick up. and "i think it looks nice" does not count as a sane reason. i hope you never breed.

Oh lord. The feast would hold the finest food in the seven kingdoms.

You have my sword!

>>5929130
>foreskins serve actual purpose

To collect smegma and look weird?

Yeah, no. The ship has sailed friend, enjoy your mead and cast iron pans and so on.

>>5927575
>The confederate flag is one of those hate symbols
kek
did you even study the civil war in highschool or have you even got to that part yet?

>>5929133

The World Health Organization debates the precise functions of the foreskin, which may include "keeping the glans moist, protecting the developing penis in utero, or enhancing sexual pleasure due to the presence of nerve receptors".

>>5929133
the foreskin is kind of like an eyelid for the dick. keeps that shit wet (so you don't get leatherhead) and keeps shit from getting in there. only nasty people who can't be fucked to shower once in a while have smegma, and it will grow on cut cocks too. sorry if you think we need to perform cosmetic surgery on babbies, but it isn't the case. the only reason americans are so gung-ho about it is because israel convinced them to mark themselves as jew slaves (i kid you not, google that shit). there is absolutely zero benefit to circumcision aside from making things more aesthetically pleasing to sick fucks who think we should be slicing up childrens' genitals. and it can cause harm and lead to more infections. read up from some sources that aren't entertainment mags nigga.

I'm sad /ck/, i'm French and I'll never be able to join a meeting, taste all the digusting food you people can make, laugh at your silly beliefs and disastrous taste.

I feel alone. All I can get in my country are extremely large quality wine tasting, gastronomic gathering and local producers salons.

>>5929143
>muh states rights
Fuck off, Jethro. We took your slaves, so you have to retire your stupid flag.

>>5929146
>the only reason americans are so gung-ho about it is because israel convinced them to mark themselves as jew slaves (i kid you not, google that shit).

Consider me redpilled my smegma dicked aryan brother! Ron Paul 2008!

>>5929173
Yeah, but you're French so you've still lost at life.

>>5929203
okay, i kek'd. i realize it encroaches on tinfoil hat territory, but i swear it isn't as crazy as it sounds.

>>5929205
You mean I'm doomed to live longer because I don't have a shitty diet and healthcare ?

>>5927882

Uncut cocks are fun because you can slide the foreskin back and forth for a few minutes. Other than that there is absolutely no difference. Why would there even be one? It's a meatstick that goes in your vag. A few extra skin flaps isn't going to increase or reduce sensation. Plus, odds are the guy will just keep violently hitting your cervix until you pray it's over, like most do.

>>5926363
Back on topic faggots. I propose Las Vegas or New Orleans. From the sound of some minorities on this thread, I'm guessing New Orleans is out. However, it has some of the best native food culture in the US. Otherwise Vegas because food, booze, hookers, and other amusement.

>>5927438
>>5927114
>>5927109
Shouldn't have made Austin sound so appealing if you didn't want me to consider moving there, faggot.

>>5927410
>tfw working in a fine dining restaurant at 19
>tfw can't get drunk after work with all my coworkers because my house is 1 1/2 hours away from NYC and also am too young

why even live

>>5929776
R u a grill? You can come to my apartment and stay the night ;)

>>5929780
do you live in

C H E L S E A

H

E

L

S

E

A

because if that's the case we can have sleepovers and i can make you fancy delicious food

shit would be so cash

I know there's another co/ck/sucker from Munich posting here regularily, but meetups from anonymous anime themed image boards cant really go well.

what the fuck are those men lining up for

>>5927788
ban this homophobe! suck his ass!

>>5929789
Nah, I live in scary uptown

If I was in Chelsea I'd have asked if you were a boy

>>5929832
Uptown is bretty scary, I feel you

I only went there once to stage over at a food magazine and I was not a huge fan

what street are you on?

>>5929864
I'm being facetious, it's not scary. People just think it's Here Be Dragons because the maps end at central park.

I'm up near the GW bridge

If this thread is any indication of how a /ck/ meetup would go, then I wouldn't miss it for the world and yet I would probably regret going for the rest of my life

>>5927556
>I'm not gay, I'm European!

>>5927467
>>5927487
I'm from New Hampshire originally and I've been living in the south for over a decade now and you're full of fucking shit, you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>5928365
Fixed that for you.

>>5927495
>mostly grills and gayfags
Shit, don't ever go on /co/ if that bothers you.

>>5926477
posing for middle age white farmer quarterly

>>5929913
New Hampshire native also living in the south. Blue-blooded New Englanders are collectively a much nicer people than those from the south.. except for those pretentious cunts from Vermont.

>>5929913
Right? I'm from massachusetts and my ex and her family were from texas. They were so fucking polite and sweet it actually surprised me. Her dad was friendly and funny, despite falling into quite a few of the stereotypes. He had a bunch of handguns and a few automatic rifles too. But he was great, a total bro.

I can only imagine how uncomfortable my family would have made her had the roles been reversed.

But the truth is that every family and every person is different. Anybody who thinks they can judge an entire group based off of their bad stereotypes is a retard.

>>5926574
I thought it was shoes, same with Flips, remember imelda marcos?

>>5926959
Does it matter anon

its a grill btw

>>5927476
>what is the midwest

>>5927557
>having a shitty culture

shiggy

>>5927615
>hating the federal govt. for being overbearing while being proud of the CSA

are you dumb?

>>5927801
It's more like 90% if you look at the whole country, with that 10% being 'incredibly' racist. But racism drifts into the 90 percent in different ways.

>>5927575
Yeah no. Kids wear confederate flags to cool. Nothing more. You are severely over thinking things to the point that you think the people around you are likely to kill you on a whim. Now /that/ is prejudice and intolerance, the same kind that lead "the white man" to think that "the black man" was dangerous.

10/10 You're a hypocritical faggot.

>>5929115
>umbillicals cords fall off naturally and give you belly button
>belly buttons aren't scars
>foreskins don't fall off naturally

wot m8

>>5929203
He's kinda right tho. Circumcision only took off in the US because the kellogg guy thought it would stop masturbation. He also thought women's clits should be cauterized, but that didn't catch on. Stupid puritans fucking up the country and our dicks.

>>5927615
>It's knowing that our fore-fathers were able to, for a short time, dissociate from the Federal Government. It's something that the north does not have.
>It's something that the north does not have.

Umm, yes we do. Maybe you forgot but we won the war. The flag of the north is pic related.

How many do we have in Seattle? Too many people on here are looking at how to spruce up ramen packets, survive on $20 for a week, or are in the food service industry to fly someplace, let's get local meets going.

For seattle peeps, let's do something in Capitol Hill. Lots of good food and booze. Any suggestions?

>>5929898

Honestly I just think most of new yorks scary because I'm a jerseyfag and I get lost very very easily

>>5930008
from people who've had it done as adults, I'm told it makes it more sensitive.

what evidence is there that it had to do with masturbation? just because some loon posited it doesn't mean that's why it's done here.

do you have a legit citation?