/ck/ - Food & Cooking

F for Jiraiya

hi

>>59118
here is for u

>Let it die
How appropriate.

>>58913
I tried.

>>59117
hey

JUST CLIMB THE TOWER SENPAI

>whe you just posted in the old thread and can't try to buzzer-beat Satsuki in the new one

>>59115
f

wow let it die commercial

suda51 movin up in the world

How come all the based characters in Naruto have to die while all the faggots get to live?

Best

How long has its been since Jiraiya died, episode wise?

Xth for Sasuke being the worst written character in all of manga.

>Neji: You can't change your fate Naruto we're all born into our roles. A leopard can't change its spots etc etc.
>Naruto: You're wrong Neji life is what we make it even though I'm a chosen one megachild descendant from Gods

>>58666
Kudelia dammit.

Did Naruto really not know Jiraiya died. It felt like it was so long ago.

SMOOCH

>>59169
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

>>59151
that's worse than mine, god damn it.

and no I didn't save it because it was shit.

Hi, guys! I'm new to this subreddit, so please bear with me.

Okey, so my theory is that the masked mastermind of the series is actually Obito Uchiha, Kakashi's friend who was crushed by a boulder whilst saving him. But! Did he really die? What if he was rescued after Kakashi and Rin left? My theory is that it was Zetsu.

You can see on Tobi's arms some white patches which could be Zetsu's DNA. This could explain why he was able to detach his own arm against Foo and Torune with minimal pain, and block Suigetsu's Kubikiribocho with merely his arm. Another thing to consider is his name. T-o-b-i, O-b-i-t-o. It's an anagram of Obito minus an 'O'. Ah! Bet you didn't think of that, huh?

In addition to this, Tobi can use some kind of unknown Space-time Ninjutsu that succ others into a different dimension of some sort. He can also teleport there himself freely. Now, this is where it gets mind-blowing. With careful observation, one can notice that Kakashi's right eye's Mangekyo technique, Kamui, can also succ others into a separate dimension like with Deidara's arm. (Tobi also found Deidara's arm later, too. Coincidence?) Obito gave Kakashi his left Sharingan just before he "died". Obito only shows his right eye for most of the time until his fight with Konan.

And also, they have the same hairstyle. I think he's a dead ringer. Anyway, that's just my theory. What do you guys think? Do you agree? Disagree? I'd love to hear your opinions!

TOBIRAMA DID NOTHING WRONG

>And that's why I have to eradicate all those who follow the way of the niggers.
Wow, dub Sasuke is really edgy.

Pfff, Pervy Sage. Such a fitting name for that guy.

...Anyway he's dead.

>>59186
I wonderhow it ends tonight

>tfw you didnt make it to the 40th floor

Fucking 36th floor Coen and Goto back to back. what kind of shit is that? Doesnt help Goto is one tanky motherfucker

>>59146
did the game go to shit already?

oh right Tokyo Ghoul is on this block now.

how is /co/ enjoying it?

>Is this the ninja
>WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA
>oh okay well are you really a student of someone
>NIGGA WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>I'm your master's master
>I DONT GIVE A FUCK NIGGA
>your masters dead
>sheeeeeeeeeeit really nigga?

Fucking naruto dude. We have an asian fuckboi and sasuke the next shadow the hedgehog in one episode.

>>59232
I thought it was Sunday night?

Like a Boss

>>59240
>enjoying it?

>>59203
Or: You die a hero, live long enough to see yourself become the villain, or live just long enough to become the hero again.

>>59183
Kill all Uchihas

>>59215
But Tobi is a goofy retard and Obito is an uchiha edgelord.

I'm thinking no but nice idea.

you guys into weapons grade autism?

>>59240
We're not.

>>59240
There's only been two episodes. Hard to say for sure, but it don't seem so bad.

>infultration and espoionage
Jiraya was the only ninja in this show.

>>59240
I don't like it. Too many questions both in story and execution

>>59183
That honor goes to Usopp. his entire schtick is being ugly and unlikable

>>59282
Or you do everything wrong, literally kill the main character's parents and live long enough to become the coolest guy.

You know, like Obito did.

>>59183
>Implying it wasn't Tobirama's fault

>He was a student?
>What did he mean by that?

>War orphans

WARPHANS

>>59240
I'm not really feeling it and I heard it gets worse, so I'm not really expecting too much.

>>59292
yes but not feet.

Why are we still here?

Just to suffer?

>what did he mean by that?
Okay, now the dub writers are just fucking memeing.

>>59308
Did you forget the ninja who tried to kidnap Hinata from the old series?

>>59286
Tobirama will forever be right.

>>59240
Started cutting my nails and painting me wrist, its that edgy.

NARUTO KILLS PAIN WITH ONE RASENGAN.

>>59286
The only thing wrong with the Uchiha is that they love too hard.

Is love wrong?

>>59240
It's dumb, but not quite sure at what levels yet.

Renegade?

>>59274

STOP

I don't want to fap.

>>59240
Tokyo Ghoul is a cautionary tale about what if Parasyte was bad.

THE NUMBERS MASON

WHAT DO THEY MEAN

So... why the fuck did Jiraiya not kidnap these kids and drag them to Konoha? It's not like they were even ninja at the time, and one of them had the fucking Rinnegan.

>>59292
>>59328

im slightly into feet like >>59197

>>59354
BELEEB DAT, BBYGURL

>>59295

>>59215
In all honesty, it had been so obvious to all of us for about a decade that I didn't think it could actually be true. How could Takahashi give us such an obvious reveal after all that time? It's like an episode of Pokemon where Team Rocket is wearing a stupendously bad disguise bad it lasted for years and at the end you're supposed to be surprised that it was them all along.

Jiraiya left a coded message. It translates to UR A FAGET

>>59354
A lot of people can die from one bullet, what's your point? He still had to fight him ass for episodes on end

Everything should be fixed sorry.

11:00 Samurai Jack 4 (of 10) DID NOT AIR TONIGHT
>XCV
11:30 Dragon Ball Super 13 (of ∞)(Ongoing series) DID NOT AIR TONIGHT
>Goku, Surpass Super Saiyan God!
12:00: Sandwhale and Me 3 (of 5)
>Day 3 - Tin Whale
12:05 DBZ Kai 111 (of 167)
>An Eerie Entity. Who Exactly is Spopovitch?
12:30 JoJo`s Bizzare Adventure 23 (out of 26)
>Warrior of Wind
1:00 Tokyo Ghoul 2 (out of 24)
>Incubation
1:30 Hunter X Hunter 45 (out of 148)
>Restraint x and x Vow
2:00 Mobile Suit Gundum Unicorn RE:0096 13 (out of 22 )
>Banagher Links, Soldier
2:30 Naruto Shitpuden 152 (of 500)
>Somber News
3:00 Ghost In The Shell: SAC 9 (of 26)
>Chat! Chat! Chat!
Week 253 of Toonami

FLCL SEASON 2 & 3 COMING TO TOONAMI(2017)

ATTACK ON TITAN SEASON 2 APRIL 29TH

>
>Ratings for 3/25
11:00 Samurai Jack 1,352,000
11:30 DBZ:Super: 1,066,000
12:00 Sandwhale 1,017,000
12:05 DBZ:Kai: 1,074,000
12:30 JOJO:BA:938 ,000
1:00 Tokyo Ghoul: 879,000
1:30 HxH: 805,000
2:00 Gundum:Unicorn: 720,000
2:30 Naruto Shitpuddin : 643,000
3:00 GiTs: 499,000

>>59321
kek

>>59312
Kill yourself.

But Sogeking is a God Among Men

is it almost over?

>>59295
How many eggs does he need

>>59295
Kek.

Would have happened had Sasuke been a girl.

>>59240
Eh, I mean. I don't hate it. It's a little over the top but the animations not bad, the omakes are fun and so far the story hasn't lost me.

>here lies Jiraiya
>he never scored

>>59240
It's not this bad, but I'd still avoid it.

>>59379
the only good thing about Boruto is Incognitymous's loli porn of Sarada and Naruto's daughter whose name I cbf to google.

>>59295
They gave birth to Alain?

>>59388

>>59392
>3 more weeks and Jojo's Bizarre Memeventure is gone forever

post yfw no more Jojo lads

>>59240
It's a good "so bad it's good" show. A worthy successor to AgK.

What a bitch. Sasuke going around killing everyone and not giving a shit is less rage inducing than someone doing their job.

Oh Jiraiya boy
the pipes, the pipes are calling

>>59462
post yfw no more Kill la Kill ever.

Reminder that Jiraiya only taught Naruto like.. two things in three years.

>>59379

>If Jiraiya was the Fifth hokage, he wouldn't have let Tsunade go there

Yeah, he'd probably have just gone himself

More waifus.

>wisdom makes growing old worth it
>I get dumber as the days go by
I really wish I had some direction in my life. Structure is truly 1 of the keys needed in a childs life. I also wish I had both parents in my life and that my father wasn't a fucking moron.

>>59508
Their son is very pretty.

>>59500
BTFO

meanwhile, jojo has been going strong since the 80s

>>59508

DELET THIS

>>59403
I can't wait to watch this episode with /co/.

>>59508
>Marry Sakura
>Cant afford eggs for your child's breakfast

worst timeline

>>59501
He only taught him summoning and rasengan. What were they even doing for the three year time skip?

Worst ending song on the block. I don't know how it keeps getting played.

>>59508
The Sakurafags who went nuclear was legendary.

>>59501
Naruto is a retard though

Your weekly dose of One Piece
>>59111
>>59165
>>59221

Good night anons, see you next week

>>59429
Is- Is that a three sided die?

>>59462
>months since Kek La Kek went off the air and this ryukofag can't seem to stop.
post yfw anon is still a fag.

>>59521
But he probably would have scored though.

>>59524
who she?

Second week in a row uncensored Aisha titties have lasted until the archive. Kinda impressed by that.

>>59541
Going around chasing girls for Jiraiya to write about

>>59500
DELETE THIS

>>59501
But nigga!
That's like...730ish days and shit. Learning new things means they can't pay taxes!

>>59567
where?

>>59418
Naruto's obsession could be written of as wanting to get his dick wet

GitS DRINKAN RULES

-You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro
-"Advanced" technology is crappier than smartphones.
-They drop a title
-You don't understand what was just said
-Togusa uses his revolver
-There's a gory gunshot wound
-Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive.
-Tachikomas say something cute
-Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg
-A philosophical discussion happens
-The Laughing Man logo appears.

>>59533
in 2019?

>>59559

>>59551
i admire your dedication

>>59539
I want more booty like that

>>59559

>>59501
He taught Naruto how to break basic bitch genjutsu and how to make a bigger Rasengan.

He also fucked around with his fox seal.

That was Jiraiya's special 3 year training with Naruto.

>>59397
wan piss is garbage that keeps getting cancelled in non-autistic countries for a reason

PAIN KILLS KAKASHI WITH ONE NAIL

>>59541
Hitting up bath houses.

>>59528
I'll be your dad anon.

well, close enough

>>59319
>implying it was

Those Uchiha faggots are warmongering fucktards who only care about >muh clan instead of the good of all people who live in the village.

Gas the Uchiha.

Thanks to the anon who recommended using the pad to play BoTW. Got a shrine, korok and two frozen Talus' as well as a handful of Ice Keese Wings which was my goal all along.

Now for GITS

>>59562
From Tenchi War on Geminar

>>59633
you dont know how this works do you

>>59541
Trying to get Naruto laid, should've tried setting him up with broads instead of redheads

>>59633
block /cock/ ain't over yet bitch.

>>59533
That's a loooong way away.
We have to sit through watching Naruto sit at a waterfall for like five episodes and a bunch of other shit.

>>59609
he taught him taijutsu and tactics, also to control the fox too.

problem is that people compare it with Sasuke and Sasuke had experiments done on him by Orochimaru

>>59541
Naruto was his concubine

>>59585

Back in the fourth thread; it was the whole hot springs scene with her, Shizuka, and Melfina. It got posted last week too.

>>59559

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>>59367
>>59426
>>59429
>>59469
Trust me boys, it gets better, and by better i mean worse but worse in a way that its actually good. also the OST is a work of art and so is the season 2 ending

>>59574
Don't worry, Ryuko lives on as Amanda O'Neill in Little Witch Academia.

Well, for 13 more eps at least...

>>59633
I'm going to bed early too