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ITT: The nastiest dishes around the world

Pic related; they eat this in the UK

>> No.5748262

>>5748253
>nastiest looking dishes around the world
ftfy. Tried this when my grandmother made it for me during my trip to England (among other things). Was actually really good.

>> No.5748264

>>5748262
but it looks like ejaculate with canned peas on melba toast.

>> No.5748268

>>5748264
>looks like ejaculate
So do mashed potatoes, milk, melted cheese, and other such things from a certain viewpoint.
>canned peas
You could say anything looks canned these days.
>melba toast
Nigga, it is bread.

>> No.5748275

I've seen puke from Japanese scat videos that look more appetizing than OPs picture.

>> No.5748277

What is it?

>> No.5748284

I sure hope /ck/ doesn't discover shit on a shingle.

>canned peas
That's the nasty part. I love creamed peas; they're amazing. But canned peas man, eugh. Frozen peas are so easy to have on hand.

>> No.5748287

>>5748284
shit on a shingle is so fucking good holy christ. My grandfather had my grandmother make it all the time and then she made it for me one time and sweet baby jesus it was great.

>> No.5748288

No one eats that in the UK. OP just wants to talk about the UK (and probably the SAS, Doctor Who, or something equally autistic)

>> No.5748292

>>5748288
>SAS
Sussex archaeological society?

>> No.5748295

>>5748288
>the UK produces a single show that had moderate success
>suddenly "lol they prob wanna talk about doc who xD"
Yeah sure.

>> No.5748323

>>5748253
I'm British and I've never seen this before in my life. Looks like something the underclass eats.

>> No.5748325

>>5748323
It is something you make when you just want to make something.

>> No.5748331

>>5748295
>Single show

Top Gear is the most watched 'factual' show in the world, and has had direct copies of it made in several different countries. And it's not the only one. Look at the American obsession with a crappy costume drama like Downton Abbey.

You want more examples? I can give you more examples. But that's beside the point. Talk about the food, not about your obsession with the UK.

>> No.5748333

>>5748331
>obsession
Good lord, are you institutionalized for narcissism? If not, you damn well should be.

>> No.5748360

>>5748325
I think someone wanted to make beans on toast. Made the toast and then realised they had no beans, so just put peas and... milk? on it.

>> No.5748364

>>5748360
Or maybe just got sick of beans on toast but enjoyed eating it and tried adding variety.

I personally try putting food over toast as much as I can because I for some reason get sexual pleasure from cutting the softened toast + food. (not really but I might as well)

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5748371

Okay, I actually love paella and have never tried paella negra. This dish just looks too nasty to even try, though.

>> No.5748379

>>5748371
Are you a racism?

>> No.5748383

>>5748371
What the fuck is it made of?

>> No.5748388

>>5748383
Squid ink

>> No.5748391
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5748391

My grandma used to make this back before she passed away. She said it was an old German recipe from the olde country. I never did learn how to make it.

I know it looks gross but it was actually really good. I wish I knew how to make it so I could pass it on to my children as well.

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5748396

>>5748391
0/10

>> No.5748397

>>5748268
>looks like ejaculate
>So do mashed potatoes, milk, melted cheese, and other such things from a certain viewpoint.

I think you need to see a doctor.

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>> No.5748407

>>5748397
pls

>> No.5748414

>>5748253
Not surprised they eat shit

>> No.5748417

>>5748253
We already know they are vile creatures. They look disgusting, they eat disgusting.
>british people
>not even once

>> No.5748441

>>5748253
fuck you creamed peas kick ass

>> No.5748449

>>5748253
oh great, another high-quality thread.

>> No.5748450
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>> No.5748459
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>> No.5748460

>>5748388
I'm not sure how squid ink tastes, but doesn't Paella typically have saffron in it? Would you really want to cover that up with squid ink?

How's squid ink even supposed to taste?

>> No.5748464

>>5748449
Oh great, another high-quality post.

>> No.5748468

>>5748459
that actually looks kind of good.

>>5748460
Salty from what I have heard.

>> No.5748472

There is one pathetic faggot who spends his time on /ck/ posting these anti-britfood threads every fucking day.

Its either something about a "dish everyone eats in england" that no britbong has heard of, or toast sandwiches, or "chip buttys are a dessert".

Most of the replies in the threads are the OP samefagging to imply that people are legitimately responding to his thread seriously, its the most pathetic and autistic thing i've ever witnessed.

sage

>> No.5748478 [DELETED] 

>>5748284
oh crap I forgot about that. Good stuff.

>> No.5748483 [DELETED] 

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/7-gross-foods-your-grandparents-ate-that-we-taste-tested/

ya ya, I know its cracked

>> No.5748487
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>> No.5748492
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5748492

Typical dish from where I live. The taste really isn't bad, just takes a while to get used to the smell when you're making it at home, takes about three full days cooking so you don't die from the poison within the leaves. Nice shit, though.

>> No.5748495

>>5748483
How could someone do that to delicious braunschweiger?

>> No.5748504

what the fuck is it with britbongs and peas?

>> No.5748505 [DELETED] 

>>5748495
its like some food torture technique

>> No.5748515

>>5748504

>he doesnt like peas

the fuck faggot

>> No.5748530

>>5748492
Filipino

>> No.5748538

>>5748530
?

>> No.5748544

>>5748530
North brazilian, bro

>> No.5748551

>>5748450
Holy fucking shit this is the most vile thing I've ever seen. I can't grasp how disgusting this is.

>> No.5748552

>>5748487
>>5748459
would eat both of these

>> No.5748568

>>5748295
You forgot
>Monty Python
>Red Dwarf
>Kitchen Nightmares
>Top gear
>Some mothers do 'ave 'em
>Faulty Towers
>Inventions that changed the world
>Buzzcocks
>Father Ted
and a few hundred more. yanks need to into proper tv and stop watching re-runs of Everybody Loves Raymond

>> No.5748577

>>5748450
it's probably good. I'm not sure why everybody was so obsessed with gelatin back then, but savory mousses are pretty okay.

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>> No.5748607
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5748607

nom nom

>> No.5748611 [DELETED] 

>>5748588
is that instant mac and cheese with chicken nuggets?

>> No.5748613

>>5748568
Take Kitchen Nightmares off the list and that'd be a quality lineup.

The advantage of British-style is that series are shorter, so you can spend the extra time tweaking and there isn't enough time for the flaws to show through. Let me know when you can come up with a Seinfeld or a M*A*S*H.

>> No.5748618

>>5748568
You're missing Oz and James (of top gear fame) Wine adventure. Probably the best wine docu-comedy featuring 2 British men ever.

>> No.5748621

>>5748568
You forgot Jim'll Fix It

>> No.5748655

>>5748284
Shit on a shingle is creamy beef on toast right?
My dad sometimes make what he calls "shit on shingles" where he would crush up saltine crackers on a plate and poured coffee, sugar, and cinnamon on it. And he only weighs ~240 lbs.
Gross-looking, gross-sounding shit, but I occasionally make it myself for nostalgia's sake.

>> No.5748706

thy original pic looked like some mangravied on the Pz

>> No.5748736 [DELETED] 

>>5748492
What is it called and what it it made of?

>> No.5748744

>>5748492
>contains hydrogen cyanide
Hitler introduced the use of the plant, didn't he?

>> No.5749313

>>5748607
I love me some head cheese. I'd eat the shit out of all of that.

>> No.5749335

>>5748360
>what is gravy

>> No.5749344

>>5748568
'Allo 'Allo! And Sherlock were pretty good too. I think overall British television is of higher quality than that of the recycled themes and horrible plotlines in the US. Barring M*A*S*H of course.

>> No.5749442
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5749442

>>5748607

>> No.5749491
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5749491

>>5748607

Our Zungenwurst (blood sausage with tongue) looks similar. I love this stuff on a buttered dark bread.

>> No.5749494

>>5748568
>Top gear

People still watch that show after the bullshit they did to Tesla?

>> No.5749499

>>5748253
cumpeas on toast?

>> No.5749509

>>5748588

White trash pie?

>> No.5749524

>>5748568
>>Monty Python
4 funny skits and you've never improved
>>Red Dwarf
literally an insult to all things sci-fi
>>Kitchen Nightmares
HAHAHAHAHA
>>Top gear
This show can be pretty funny I'll give you that
>>Some mothers do 'ave 'em
have what, I ain't heard of em'
>>Faulty Towers
Faulty what?
>>Inventions that changed the world
How it's made is better
>>Buzzcocks
da fuck, you English and your complete butchery of the language making silly names for a scripted trivia show
>>Father Ted
This is a fairly good show

>> No.5749525

>>5748253
Im from the uk and what is this

>> No.5749532

>>5748460

squid ink has a dark rich salty flavor not unlike caviar, but liquidy, and also if eaten raw it tastes like you were punched in the face by poseidon.

>> No.5749534

>>5748472
I know right.. Im aways seeing foods i have no clue about and i'v lived here all my life

>> No.5749542

>>5748744
Most likely, yes. It's made of a bunch of poisonous plants, so it's gotta sit cooking for whole days before it's proper for eating, scary shit, but tasty as fuck.
To the guy who asked before, it's called maniçoba.

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5749544

>American teenagers shitposting: The thread

Every fucking thread. /int/ with a food theme.

>> No.5749564

>>5749544
At Walmart so of course all of the fat sizes are taken.

>> No.5749574

>>5749564

In Yurop only the thin, rich and beautiful shop at Walmart. Fat people are airlifted used sailing spinnakers for repurposing as clothes.

Buttmad Americucks jealous of Glorious European culture

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5749579

>>5749564
>>5749574

>> No.5749584

>>5749579
>it's fun to spoil another person's fun
she probably posts on 4chan too

>> No.5749585

>>5749574
>only the thin, rich and beautiful
So like none of you shop there?

>> No.5749588 [DELETED] 

>>5749585
it doesn't exist there I don't think

>> No.5749590

>>5749588
I guess that is good, but if it did I would imagine you would be able to find all of your freaks there.

>> No.5749598

>>5748253
UK, never seen or heard of this in my entire life. Looks vile.

>> No.5749599

>>5748399
made me laugh/10

If not real, still made me laugh/10

>> No.5749600

>>5749313
I got some head cheese for you. I would post a pic but I don't want to post a NSFW on a blue board.

>> No.5749674

>>5748450
It's probably delicious, but these old books make anything look like painted cardboard anyway.

>> No.5749677
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5749677

>>5749442

>> No.5749684

>>5748391
lol looks like she made it special, with a hint of melena.

>> No.5749794

>>5748538
>>5748544
It looks like Dinuguan, typical flip food

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5749801

>>5749599
It's real

>> No.5749983

>>5748284
I would cut a motherfucker over some SOS

>> No.5749988

Cheese and corn, that shouldn - oh god.

>> No.5750000

>>5749801
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-28904880

Indeed.

>> No.5750002

>>5748253
This is NOT a fucking UK dish. Jesus christ our 'cuisine' is poor enough without you cunts inventing new revolting shite for us.

>> No.5750034

>>5749544
And no XS sizes at all. They stopped making XS and they made S bigger. There are no clothes for small people like me anymore. I blame fat people.

>> No.5750045

>>5749801

funny name but actually really fucking tasty

>> No.5750070

>>5750002
I'm in Devonshire and I eat creamy peas on toast all the time.

>> No.5750074

>>5750070

>posted from michigan

>> No.5750100

>>5748371

I like it more than original paella.

>> No.5750132

>>5750074
Obviously, no-one says devonshire

>> No.5750277

>>5748253
Blood sausage can look nasty if blood makes you nervous, especially its preparation. But damn it's good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqfLjmfyXI

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excuse me

>> No.5750592
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5750592

>>5750586
just passing through

>> No.5750594

>>5750592
Blue Raspberry Jello and Mashed Potatoes?

6.5/10 would eat.

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>>5750592

>> No.5750600
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>>5750595

>> No.5750605

>>5750595
This is why we have ants

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>>5750600

>> No.5750619
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>>5750605
Whoops, dunno how that one snuck in.

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>>5750619

>> No.5750630
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>>5750624

>> No.5750631

>>5748459
Is that guac, mash potatoes, meatballs all covered in gravy?

I think I'd eat that.

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>>5750630

>> No.5750636

>>5750634
This is the typical american's diet

>> No.5750638

>>5750631
mushy peas

>> No.5750639
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>>5750634

>> No.5750642

>>5750619
Hm, bubonic omelette. My favorite.

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>>5750639

>> No.5750650

>>5750645
nastiest aspic i've ever seen.

>> No.5750694
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5750694

>>5750645

Looks homemade. The store bought stuff is usually a bit cleaner, still not pretty though. But it tastes great, ham filled with a horseradish cream.

>> No.5752264

>>5749574

we don't have walmart in yurop.

>> No.5752269

>>5748253
looks delish tbh

>> No.5752281

>>5748464
Oh great, another shit post from a shit poster on a shit board that's shit because of shit posters like you.

>> No.5752334

>>5750630
Thats a human kidney.

>> No.5752347

>>5749335

>not knowing what gravy looks like

>> No.5752352

>>5748460
>>5749532
Squid ink has almost no flavor. I'm not sure where "dark rich (and) salty" came from, but my taste buds have not encountered it. It's mostly just the texture and color that people use it for.

>> No.5752370

>>5750634
>>5752334
I thought it was eggs somehow wrapped over a piece of bread

>> No.5752378
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This is pretty nasty

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>>5750650
asspick!

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>> No.5752443

>>5748253
a polish friend of mine said he likes scrambled lamb eggs fried with eggs

anyone know if that's a real thing or if he was just pulling my leg?

>> No.5752444

>>5752443
*scrambled lamb BRAINS fried with eggs, fuck

>> No.5752447

>>5752444

it's a thing

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>>5748264
>>5748253

>critiquing food solely on the look

why do plebs do this

do you all have the delicate palate of a picky 10 year old

>> No.5752491

>>5748396
>wangblows

>> No.5752496

>>5752476
>getting this mad no one else want's to eat cumpeas

>> No.5752508

>>5752476
why do yurops want to get semen in every way possible?

>> No.5752519

>>5752496
>>5752508

>stubbornly letting visual associations dictate what they won't eat

l m a o
m
a
o

not even a yuropoor and I've not tried OP's food either

>> No.5752524

>>5752519
>/ck/
>pleb tier on visual tastes
i bet you will eat shit when somebody says that its actually a cake

>> No.5752526

>>5752524

my sympathies on your non-functional nose

>> No.5752528

>>5752526
So bongs can tell by smell then? Not bad

>> No.5752532

>>5752528

better than you can read, apparently

>>5752519
>not even a yuropoor
>not even a yuropoor
>not even a yuropoor

try grasping other straws

>> No.5752538

>>5752532
>better than you can read
>have good sight
>will still eat cum
nice try bong

>> No.5752540

>>5752528
They can tell by the stench of their rotting teeth.

No wonder they get horseburgers.

>> No.5752544

>>5752538

epic straw clutching

or

illiterate american

I think both

>> No.5752601

>>5748253
whats the white stuff?

>> No.5752780

>>5748371
tfw I cooked this for lunch today. The correct name is arroz negro though. It is delicious.

>>5748460
Squid ink is salty and arroz negro has no saffron

>> No.5752932

>>5752264
Walmart owns Tesco, which is pretty much the same thing dingus.

>> No.5752970

>>5752932

that's asda

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>>5749794
Not really, dinuguan is more brownish black from the blood used rather than dark green. This looks more mushy as well rather than the chunks of meat/offal used in dinuguan.

>> No.5753208

>>5748450
I don't think that's a thing anymore...

>> No.5753210

>>5748588
That's not a national dish, just something shitty poor people eat.

>> No.5753220

>>5748253
Creamed peas, when made well, are god tier. Grow some balls, OP.

>> No.5753236

>>5748450
morbidly glorious

>> No.5753239

>>5749544
That's the top side man. Big tits a plenty. The bottoms side off to the right seems equally full on all sizes.

>> No.5753243

>>5752281
Oh great, a dude talking trash about stuff only you care about. also fag.

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What about balut that stuffs nasty and my phillipino buddies love that shit. I tried some once the egg white/yolk parts are okay i guess but the duck part is just too much texture for me

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what about durian or jack fruit those same asian dudes love that stuff but oh my god that stuff smells like shit

>> No.5753997

>>5753294

"crunch, crunch..."

>> No.5754035

>>5753243
Mad? :)

>> No.5755417

>>5748613
>not loving the europe-version of kitchen nightmares
fucking americans

>> No.5755596

>>5748460
>different kinds of paella
>not every paella dish has the same ingredients
>you must mean Paella Valenciana

It's like eating a hamburger and puzzling why there is no cheese on it

>> No.5755618

>>5748504
Peas were seriously cultivated by the British. Most of the pea varieties you eat nowadays were cultivated in England.

>> No.5755621

>>5748568
I'm so pissed there were only 5 episode of the new series of Luxury Comedy although it has been pretty bad compared to the first series. It's like e4 made Noel dumb it down badly. IDK, though, I'm just guessing, because I get all those shows second hand, being in 'murrica.

>> No.5755637

>>5752601
Semen

>> No.5755640

>>5753306
Looks fine, though

>> No.5755650

>>5748464
Your mum got my high-quality post last night!

>> No.5755684

>>5748487

Why are the chips stacked?
Why is there a drizzle of mint sauce trying to look artistic?
Lemon slice very impractical.
Parsley? No thanks.

Terrible try hard fish n chips.

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5755687

Beetle larvaes FTW :D
I remember when I was a kid, we are digging coconut logs to find these cuties :D and it stings when you eat them and they bite you
OFC we cook them first after removing their dirty poop :D

>> No.5755796

>>5748460
I've been to Paella festivals with top tier chefs and the only required ingredient seems to be rice. Saffron and seafood is the most common. Paella Negra is it's own variation. You can even find it boxed with everything included. The squid ink has a very light bitter ocean taste, if you reduce it it starts to taste a little like fish sauce. It's mostly just used for color though

>> No.5755983
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Traditional Norwegian food called "smalahove"

>> No.5756118

>>5755687
>too many smilies
>grentxt

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>>5755983
would try/10

>> No.5756178

>Fucking Anglos.

>> No.5756182

>>5755983
looks good

>> No.5756193

>>5748460
squid ink is tasteless, it's 99% melanin, a pigment.

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tastes alot better than it looks

>> No.5756600

>>5756589


any punjabi ppl here? what do you think about saag?

>> No.5756642

>>5756589
Looks like palak paneer, if it is, I love dat shit

>> No.5757867

>>5748371
Does this food come from...hell?

>> No.5757879
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this is actually fucking good

>> No.5757911

>>5756589
I dunno man, I'd say it's about equal for me. I love the way that saag looks.

>> No.5757927

>>5752491
>/g/

>> No.5758383

>>5750277
I goddamn love black pudding.

Also a real britbong here and I can't say I've ever had or in fact ever even heard of OPs shit >>5748253
Though frankly I rarely even have peas just on their own, not a fan of them myself

>> No.5758394

>>5753294
Do you eat the whole thing with the balut?
I am curious as to whether the bones/beak/skull would be edible being a developing fetus

>> No.5758679

>>5749794
Dinuguan ain't that black; what the hell

>> No.5758687

>>5753294
Flip here and have not tried balut. It looks gross the older the duck/egg is, but looks kinda tame and almost like regular boiled egg if you choose the younger ones.

>> No.5758689

>>5753306
It's actually pretty sweet and the texture is regular fruit texture. But yeah if you don't like the smell, chances are you won't like the taste.

>> No.5758702

>>5755684

the fact that it's 'try hard' has nothing to do with whether or not it's good. i hate it when people are so snooty about pretentiousness they go in the other direction.

'lemon slice very impractical' who the fuck says this shit

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this.

>> No.5758712

>>5748331
>Talk about the food, not about your obsession with the UK.

You guys never shut the fuck up about us either so don't act all high and mighty about it. We are both just incredibly tsun for each other.

>> No.5758775

>>5748450
>mix disgusting floor pork with gelatine and cream
>salad

Only in America

>> No.5758776

I just cooked a soup with 4 potatoes, 1 carrot (all sliced of course) and two eggs. I just dropped the eggs in the soup at the end and they looked like when you take a bath and cum in the bathtube. A disgusting thing floating like idgaf.

The soup was good though.

>> No.5758777

>>5758706
the disgusting german/nazi also put mashed apple on it.

>> No.5758914

>>5758777
Glei fängst dia a Foatzn

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>>5758914
*

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>>5758776
>like when you take a bath and cum in the bathtube
people cum in their bath tubs while bathing?

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>>5758920
You don't?

>> No.5758960

>>5758916
is that spaetzle with apple sauce? how fucking plain

>> No.5758965

>>5758960
Its Buaspitzlä mid Apflmuas un Speck (Boy's penises, a kind of potato noodle/dumpling with Apple sauce and bacon)

>> No.5758977

>>5748253
>white people food. jprg

>> No.5758982

>>5758965
hmm actually sounds not too bad. add some carrot and wilted spinach and id be all over it

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Scandinavia doesnt have food culture they say..

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>>5748253

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>> No.5759424

>>5759418
cut your tongue out for not liking Stargazy, The man was a hero.

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>>5759424
Who?

>> No.5759573

>>5750639
Do you fuckers put ketchup on everything??

>> No.5759667

>>5758920
>>5758943
Damn, that probably looks cool if the water is clear. Like a squid emptying it's white ink pocket.

>> No.5760120

>>5759434
The man the stargazy was designed for: Tom Bawcock.

>> No.5760624
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Around xmas, lutefisk ereywhere. It's like fish pudding but smells like the bathroom in a tijuana dive bar.

>> No.5760630

>>5748277

a big pl8 of b8

>> No.5760668

>>5758965
Also known as "Schupfnudeln".

>> No.5760680

>>5748588
Poverty Casserole?

>> No.5760755

>>5748371
I don't really understand why people from other countries find eating ink disgusting. It's eatable, it's tasty, it gives good texture... what's not to love? We use it in many more dishes. I find it really fucking weird than anyone would find it gross, it's like telling me you are disgusted by octopus or squid.

A truly disgusting thing they eat over here in Spain, although not commonly, is bull balls. How anyone thought eating the fucking testicles of any animal escapes my comprehension. I know eating offal, balls and all, is a common thing in other countries but bull testicles, considering the size of the fucking animals, just grosses me out.

>> No.5760863

>>5750034
Stop shopping at Walmart. Only more expensive stores now carry smalls that are actually small.

>> No.5760876

>>5755796

It's called paella because that's an archaic word for pan. Technically, it doesn't even have to have rice, but at this point I don't think anyone would consider a non rice based dish cooked in the specialized pan (which used to be the most common form of pan during the Pax Romana) to be paella.

>> No.5760894

>>5750638
In that case I'd eat it even harder

>> No.5760901

>>5752378
>sweet chips
WHY?!

>> No.5761558

>>5748371
doesnt look nasty. all those seeds seem like they would get annoying to eat.

>>5748459
looks no worst than most microwave dinners

>> No.5761565

>>5750592
did some one put confetti on his plate?

>> No.5761570

>>5750600
not cooked yet. and hte peas look really good although they are uncooked.
>>5750624
that looks REALLY GOOD
>>5750630
looks decent. might go good with a seafood dish.
>>5755983
looks good
>>5756589
looks decent
>>5757879
looks like a hit or miss type of thing. feel like people either love or hate it.

>>5759413
vomit inducing

>> No.5761572

>>5749524

>being a scifi nazi

Please pull the stick out of your ass.

>> No.5761601

>>5761570

>>5750630
>looks decent. might go good with a seafood dish.

it's a diseased kidney.

>> No.5761614

Usually we eat canned beans on toast. Never seen this done before but to be honest, don't see the problem.

>> No.5761622

>>5748568
>inbetweeners
>it crowd

it seems comedy really is our thing

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>> No.5761684

>>5761636
Dfaq is that!

>> No.5761711

>>5761684
pretty sure that's a penis

>> No.5761714

>>5761636
>dat filename
neither pictures nor words can express how hard i'm laughing

>> No.5761750

>>5755684
I know right why don't the just blend it all up and serve it with a straw i mean that's how it ends up anyway right guys?? XD

>> No.5761756

>>5749335
>not that

>> No.5761763

>>5750645
plaque/ pus filled arteries in clear slime? just like momma used to make!

>> No.5761771

>>5756589
Fuck I love Saagwala.

>> No.5761989

>>5760624
dear god, nasty

>> No.5762008

>>5748253
oi m8 u slaggin off me creamy peas onnashingle? al rek u sun like u neva bin rekt befo

>> No.5762015

>>5748292
Scandinavian Airlines?

>> No.5762028

the only thing i find disgusting is the food that has some kind of jelly in it, like those head cheeses and stuff like that

>> No.5762038

>>5758394
Whole thing. One bite.

>> No.5762079

>>5755983
That is way too scary for me. Brings back a bad memory from when I found a neighbor's dead dog on the railroad tracks.
I'd eat it if someone served me the meat on a plate instead of the whole skull though. It's probably really tender.

>> No.5762175

>>5748264
That actually sounds healthy. And probably tasty, if a bit salty. Maybe with added pepper.

>protein
>vit a
>vit c
>fiber
>a bf to make it for me ;_;

>> No.5763313

>>5748388
SQUID INK IS SICK

>> No.5763510

>>5752519
No one wants you're cum food faggot shut the fuck up.

>> No.5763543

>>5757879
>Apples
We eat them here all the time.

>> No.5763686

>>5761570
>looks decent. might go good with a seafood dish.
>>5761601
>it's a diseased kidney.
kek

>> No.5763691

>>5763510
>cum food
Do you always think of cum, anon?

>> No.5763810

>>5760755
they're good fried, though.

>> No.5764392

>>5761636

Is this steamed doodoo?

>> No.5764412

>>5760755
Squid ink is virtually tasteless and doesnt really provide any texture, especially in things in commonly used in like pasta. Its mostly just for color.

Have you ever actually had testicles or do you just not like the idea of them, They are actually really good. sliced and sears or pan fried are both great. Im prefer calf or lamb over beef though.

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>>5748253
>>5748371
>>5748391

>> No.5764460

>>5764412
What about human ones?

>> No.5764464

>>5764460
Never had em only chicken, lamb, beef, and calf. Never had pork either need to try it.

>> No.5764701

>>5748492
this looks like something id feed my dog

>> No.5764764

>>5750636
Typical student diet actually.

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Rabbit heads, you typically eat them cold

>> No.5766118

>>5750605
HA!
That worked on many levels.

>> No.5766239

>>5766118
Just like your dad the elevator attendant.

>> No.5766415

>>5749491
Tried that when I was in germany, damn i've never tasted better wurst

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>>5750592

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>>5748492

>The taste really isn't bad, just takes a while to get used to the smell when you're making it at home, takes about three full days cooking so you don't die from the poison within the leaves. Nice shit, though.

If something doesnt very good, has a horrible smell, and is poisonus unless you cook it for 3 days, its nature telling you "HEY, DONT EAT THIS SHIT. ITS NOT FOR HUMANS TO EAT."

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This is vile

>> No.5766471

>>5766467
That looks fantastic, and you are a monster.

>> No.5766502

>>5766451
or maybe the leaves are just so strong that they're able to keep away every kind of insect and pest that would eat them, only humans are smart enough to be able to eat it and the only ones that deserve to do so.

>eating your pussy lettuce
whatever

>> No.5766512

>>5752476
> Implying looks do not determine much of what you taste

>> No.5766541

>>5750600

These things are delicious

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I think its visually appealing and delicious but I'll post it anyway

>> No.5766913

>>5766911
Awesome trichomes man.

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>People defending gross ass looking food cause "muh culture"

>> No.5766971

>>5761601
I'm in tears

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Tfw this comes from your city

>> No.5767015

>>5766975
You take that back

>> No.5767051

>>5749524
>Red Dwarf an insult to sci-fi

What the fuck, people actually have this opinion?

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>>5767137

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>> No.5767146

>>5753306
Jack fruit =/= durian

>> No.5767147

My school lunches didn't look like ^ and I'm from America. We even had a sub line where you could customize your sandwich and the person would make them to your liking. We did have fried chicken sandwiches and hamburgers and shit like that too. Half the time I just got an Uncrustables peanut butter because I was skinny as hell and lazy

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>didn't look like that
>fried chicken
>hamburgers

Nothing in that text sounds healthy other than the word 'sandwich'.

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>> No.5767218

>>5766964
>this cultureless faggot

>> No.5767319

>>5767218
>Blindly liking things because someone says to

>> No.5767330

>>5767319
>implying
Nice projecting

>> No.5767548

>>5766975
now that looks a lot better than those shit fucking coffee ones

>> No.5768504

>>5748253

in 'murica we call that shit on a shingle but we use ground beef instead of peas. does look tasty i like peas.

>> No.5768538

>>5748253

i would actually like to eat that.

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>>5748391
>>5748396
There really is (or was until a few years ago the GDR collapsed) a very similar dish in East German cuisine. It's called "Topfwurst" (kettle sausage) or "Unfall" (ACCIDENT At least they were honest). Never had it even though it's sometimes available at the local university cafeteria.. It just looks far too nasty.

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>>5768504
Shit on a shingle is made with *chipped* beef (i.e. pic related)

>> No.5768845

>>5749491
We have something similiar here (Franconia):
Blutwurst and Pressack (Everything from the pig that doesn't make for good wurst or direct eating goes in there + fat and gelatine).

>> No.5770117

>>5748262
>our disgusting food isn't disgusting, but yours is

>> No.5770131

>>5749544
>american woman have big tits

i don't see a problem here

>> No.5770157

>>5749491
oh yes
because I was so disgusted by my grandpa eating blood sausage and made such a scene, my grandparents forced me to try a bite of Zungenwurst on buttered brown bread
I went in ready to puke all over the goddamn table but the moment I tasted it...
In the back of my mind I still knew that I'm eating sausage made out of TONGUE but it's just so goddamn delicious, I don't give a fuck anymore

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>>5752932
>Walmart owns Tesco
are you sure

>> No.5770166

>>5750592
id eat this

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>>5764392
Looks like a dick to me. Note the head.

>> No.5770255

>>5766911
looks like cat tongues

>> No.5770352

>>5755983
Is that sheep skull? Looks good.

>> No.5770370

>>5766467
Potatoes, some sort of black pudding, seared lamb maybe, fried bread. What's wrong with you.

>> No.5770384

>>5752932
Walmart owns ASDA you silly goose.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

>> No.5771190

>>5766467
i just ate and im hungry again. damn you.

>> No.5771521

>>5767183

carbs, carbs, carbs, and more carbs with a chicken patty of ground reject parts with extra carbs.

and they keep telling us its fat that makes Americans fat.

>> No.5772107

>>5771098
that sounds like some made up penis inspection day thing