/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Food does not have gender

neither do
toys
clothing
thoughts
behavior
and identity of course

Preferably not things like cookies or cakes, which are not meals and pretty time consuming.

I am trying to add more cute and elegant food in my life. Like these cute sandwiches.

Please help.

>>5748106
Are you dogkin?

>>5748106
>>>/lgbt/

>>5748100
Whole wheat is masculine as fuck, no dainty little princess is going to eat a seed filled husk of dark bread

Put it on slices of sponge cake then we'll talk

>>5748106
Ohhhh shit. Sorry, I didn't mean to offend the LGBBTQQIAAP community with my SEXIST OP.

Let me go apologize to everyone on tumblr for gender-shaping.

Post cute girly food for me to make or fuck off faggot.

>>5748118
whole wheat is for sensitive sheltered liberal women

>>5748118
I don't think so. Girls want to eat healthy, and are more likely to choose wheat over white (unless they don't know better).

Unfortunately, most people associate "cute" food with sweets, which makes healthy meals that are also cute difficult to come by.

>>5748106
most things have gender
that doesn't mean they are necessarily only for boys or girls, but mostly intended for the use of a specific gender
but especially in romantic languages and chinese cooking

>>5748100

Bento. You can make it with pretty much anything and the whole point is cuteness.

>>5748232

>>5748106
go back to /sv/

>>5748100
I see the tea but where is the milk?

>>5748106
>Having a tumblrysm
>Not knowing that individuals can be 'girly' regardless of their identity
you fucked up, sonny.

>>5750435

>>5750435
That looks awesome. Saved.

>>5748100
massive faggot this whole thread. Kill yourselves

Is it possible to be male and still like cute things and NOT be a faggot/homosexual/queer/gay?

>>5750440
That's a cool idea. I'm going to try it with a glass of cream instead of milk

>>5750451
Of course. The only thing that makes someone homosexual is wanting to fuck members of the same sex. The only thing that makes someone a faggot is being an obnoxious sperglord.

>>5750460
Well, cute foods do tend to be less healthy, so I guess you got the right idea!

(recipe: http://www.abrowntable.com/home/rowntable.com/2013/02/rose-cake.html))

>>5750507
and this thread is the most obnoxious spergiest of them all.

I'm eating alpaca burgers with strawberry milk

>>5750444
Fagets have to eat too honeybuns~

>>5750558
she has no eye lol

>>5750569

>she

>>5750435
all that fucking potassium
that feel when ur meds will send u into hyperkalemia

>>5748109
>>5748100
>cutting off the crust
0/10 would not d'aw at

cucumber sandwiches

brie

all fruits, especially berries

crepes

>>5748109
>Preferably not things like cookies or cakes, which are not meals
>like this cute sandwich
That is white bread layered with jelly and covered in powdered sugar. It's as close to cake as you can get with a sandwich.

The elegance of food is almost all in the presentation. You can make anything cute if you put care into the plating. That jelly on wonderbread is a good example.

Pick a food you like, make the portion small, make it a shape, serve it on a saucer with cute utensils. Done. Watch plate decorating videos and buy some saucers and lace doilies.

If I had a girlfriend I'd cook her cute stuff all the time.

We'd bake a cake together and she'd have a cute apron on and then we could watch a movie while the cake bakes in the oven.

Guess i'm buying more whiskey tonight.

Invest in one of those miniature tart pans with the fluted edges. Not only can they be used for sweet treats, but they are also crest for all manner of savory tarts, mini mince pies, and quiches.

>>5750609
This
You can make easymac look kawaii so long as you dress it up
presentation is key

Savory crepe parcels
http://www.hardciderinternational.com/?p=781

>>5748100
Take your horrid /cgl/ shit elsewhere

google 'afternoon tea' and go nuts

Lasagna salmon rolls

Pink beet shrimp and minster spring rolls
http://thenakedbeet.com/this-is-how-you-roll/

Spring rolls are a kinda the epitome of cute and healthy foods

>>5750696
>>5750690
please

fucking

go

>>5750662
fuck these look delicious
i'm gonna try this tomorrow

This whole thread

>>5750651
well shit. I'm making these today.

>>5750507
But people have been using fag as a slur for homosexuals for a couple decades now. When millions of people use a word a certain way, that kind of makes it a new definition. Your South Park doesn't get to decide that "fag" isn't the insult people pick when you're beating up a gay.
Pic related.

>>5748100
I do love the idea, but I don't like how this implies that if I eat healthy by eating some strawberries that I am automatically girly or something else for eating another food. I am who I am and I will eat what I like without fear of judgment and you should all too.

It's the little things (literally and metaphorically.) Instead of making a large closed sandwich, make a batch of small bites with the same flavors.

Maybe learn to bake baguettes if you have an ok oven.

http://www.myrecipes.com/m/recipe/seared-beef-tenderloin-mini-sandwiches-with-mustard-horseradish-sauce-10000000833356/

>>5750793
Wrong image
But I was going to say skewers can be your friend. if you can find an "elegant" way to eat more than one bite off them, let me know.

>>5750789
MY NUGGA, this explains it all. I love most of the food in this thread and agree with your post.

>>5750776
Didn't mean to dreg that up- I was mostly referring to how people used the word on 4chan. Especially with words like "artfag" or "capefag" in these cases, the 'annoying twatbag' definition rings more true than the actual one.
You're right, though- in real life it's a slur, and shouldn't be used if the listener isn't comfortable with hearing it. No amount of "That's not what it means anymore/ it's just a word you're choosing to be offended by/ I won't have my freedom of speech be censored yadda yadda yadda" can excuse that.

But back to food. Add lavender when making homemade lemonade to turn it purple!

>>5750793
Here are your little things, basic NYC sluts... that's little for them as they go along the highway to being pathetic complete with THE CASTING COUCH BLOWJOB

>>5750838
Who cares, as long as you behave like flamboyant richerd simmonds faggot types, we'll call you fucking fags. Honesly, we don't give a shit, but why be flamboyant and put it other's faces... that's fucking pathetic.

made this for my ex once

>>5750869
nigga get that flower shit of my cake

>>5750869
do you have a recipe?

>>5750875

http://www.playingwithfireandwater.com/files/cherry-bombe.pdf

>>5750875
Make cake. Put flower shit on it.

>>5750886
>coconut almond frosting
Awesome. Thanks, man.

>>5748118
>>5748125
>>5748138
I think you're confusing whole-wheat with whole grain. Whole wheat is no better than white bread, it's is just denser with molasses, and that's that stupid women that think they're healthy always chose. Real men eat whole grain where it takes ripping jaw muscles to grind down the whole kernels of different kinds of seeds in the bread, and it's not "spongy" or any other kind of faggity attributes like that. It has a delicious natural flavour and doesn't need disgusting additives like whole wheat.

>>5750435
I just threw up in my mouth a bit. You disgust me.

>>5750916
I actually like the recipe. u mad?

>>5750440
>and viola!

>>5750871
2 kawaii 4 u?

Learn how to make fruit flowers

>>5750558
>>5750573
Sauce?

>>5751099
It looks nice, but all it is is plain vegetables. Don't want to meet the person who would eat that, and rabbits don't appreciate nice looking food. They eat their own shit actually, every time.

>>5751108
>ewwww vegetables

Flower salads!

>>5751114
>putting barely any effort into the actual food, more effort into just making it look pretty
>>5751114
>someone calls you out on it and you claim they're a picky eater
definitely girly food

>>5751114
Vegetables are good if you don't eat them raw. There's a reason fruits are more popular. The most popular fucking vegetable is a tomato and it's really a fruit.

>>5751142
raw vegetables are good, if you know how to prepare them

you need to slice or shred them, or do something to break down the vegetables as much as you can before you eat them because raw food is harder to eat

a bunch of really finely sliced vegetables tossed with dressing is amazing

>>5751124
Looks like someone got their feelings hurt.

It's just a vegetable platter. It's not meant to be a whole meal.

>>5751153
but that's the dressing that is amazing. vegetables are the opposite of women, you want them covered.

>>5751153
>finely slice
>>5751154
it's not terrible but, it's just really lazy cooking.

it was all done just to make a nice looking platter. but it won't taste that good. and it's fucking food MAN!

>>5748100
TEA

>>5751160
pickled vegetables are raw and are good plain

unless you consider salt and time amazing tastes

raw vegetables taste good though, just because you add dressing doesn't mean they taste bad

you're one of those people who think only putting salt on steak makes you fancy right?

>>5751167
Salt is an amazing taste tho

>>5750838
>Add lavender when making homemade lemonade to turn it purple!
I had a lavender lemonade popsicle today and it was absolutely wonderful.

>>5751167
Interjection: I think fresh raw vegetables taste awesome. Picked in the last 18 hours please. Old grocery store vegetables are....much less good. Like, I would still eat them but I wouldn't buy a platter of them even if it did look like a flower.

>>5751167
Only putting salt on steak means you know what you're doing. Where did you get being fancy from?
Pickled vegetables aren't raw, the acid in the pickling juice slightly cooks them.

Earl grey cake with vanilla bean frosting.

this is adorable

>>5751186

recipe?

>>5751168
true
>>5751178
yeah i feel the same way. the best mangoes i get are from someone who grows them... so ripe and sweet. grocery mangoes are sometimes sour and really stringy, but i don't make a habit of buying them.
>>5751182
only putting salt on steak means you're boring, and it makes people think their steak is higher quality than it really is.

tossing a salad with lemon doesn't mean it's cooked

>>5750507
That is an abominable job of frosting the cake.

>>5751116
thats stupid

>>5751108
veggies are so fucking tasty dude
don't let me in your garden, i'll fucking annihilate it like i'm a goat
not that you have one hahahaha sit down you fucking nerd

>>5751277
fuck you too then. violets, sorrel, and lilies are delicious. and artichokes, but that's a little different.

>>5751116
delicious

>>5751331
aren't some lilies poisonous, or is that just for cats?

>>5751387
nah some are toxic to ppl as well

>>5751387
no, you're right. you can only eat some of them.

>>5750914
"doesn't need disgusting additives like whole wheat"

>literately has no clue what they are talking about.

>>5751167
>pickled vegetables are raw
Eeeehhhhhh, not really. Learn 2 chemistry

>>5751550
raw = uncooked
cooked = heat

>>5751567
pickled != cooked
pickled != uncooked

>>5751225
http://buildingbuttercream.blogspot.ca/2012/12/earl-grey-vanilla-bean-birthday-cake.html

>>5750440
Ooooh. I'm going to try this with earl grey tea.

>>5751550
i don't give a shit about technical chemistry when i'm cooking. acid doesn't cook anything, it just starts breaking it down anyway. cooking is known to be using heat for that, not acid. faggot.

Strawberry bisque. I had it on a cruise once and it was divine.

>>5751686
>divine
Are you an old woman or a gay fucboi

>>5751693
Isn't "gay fuccboi" a little redundant?

>>5751698
No, because you could also be a bisexual fuccboi.

>>5751703
Nice toad in the hole

>>5751703
>shitty bacon
>sugar water
>retard toast

>>5751756
>poopy post
faggot

>>5751762
I seriously hope you delete this post as that is far beyond pathetic.
.

>>5751777
i seriously hope you find better ways to spend your time than posting things like this

>>5751756
Hey don't knock the OJ, shits loaded with potassium.

>>5751756
I cooked this for my girlfriends and they looooved it. Shows what a loser virgin you are.

>>5751101
HardBlush. Check fchan

>>5751238

>only putting salt on steak means you're boring, and it makes people think their steak is higher quality than it really is.

and the prize for most retarded comment of the day goes to anon

spices burn. you can eat your steak with all kinds of other flavoured components but only put salt on it when searing.

>>5751567

cooked doesn't just mean heated. it's generally about controlling heat, moisture, and the internal structure of the ingredients. you can cook things at room temperature.

>>5752138
when did i ever say put the spices or use the spices to flavor the steak before you sear it? i didn't. you imagine i said things that i didn't say just so you could call me a retard. what the fuck is wrong with you? are you really that fucking bored?

>>5752152

no i'm not bored, you just didn't communicate yourself very well.

>>5752172
i said only putting salt on your steak is boring. i never said to put spices on and burn them. there are people who eat steak with only salt, all the time. you just wanted to argue.

you fucked up your sear anyway because salt draws out moisture

you're a faggot

>>5752177
>that whole post
>'you just wanted to argue.'

bit hypocritical, no?

re: salt drawing out moisture - if you salt either right before or a fairly long time before you sear it, salt has a desirable result. either way you should be patting dry just before it goes in the pan.

>>5750440
Damn, thats pretty cute alright. Dont do it cream guy thats too much cream.

>>5750618
kek, this reminds me of that cringe dude with the apple swans

>>5750651
Straight up with this. My grammy does em alll the time. Get a good quiche in there, crispy bacon on top with cheese.

>>5752181
>no?
no

yeah i know about the salt, some people put more salt and let it sit for a while, then they rinse the salt off, dry, and sear

you could do this with spices or other flavorings too and then rinse them off

you're still a faggot, i mean, you just are. accept it. revel in it. be it. you. are. it. GO GET 'EM!

>>5752218

yes you could dry rub your steak. but it doesn't make you boring to eat it on its own, it's a fucking steak.

>>5748100
Strawberry sandwhiches are Strawberries with Cream, not Greek Yogurt.

>>5750662
wat. Looks like Totoro food. Damn that shit is kawaii.

>>5750680
just because you can do it doesnt mean you should.

>>5750776
lol stfu dude you cant take the fags out of 4chan. its MADE OF FAGS

>>5750851
weirdest response to foodporn/10

>>5750804
aw damn that right theres a baby roast beef sammich with horseradish something. Fuck I would destroy those sexy mamas.


>>5750838
I dont support eating an herb whose very name implies it tastes of soap

>>5751097
those curly fern things weird me out. 'Fiddlerheads'. Just seems like its gonna get up and crawl away. Kind of an insecty vibe to that centre thing too. Is that an orchid? Who the fuck eats an orchid?

>>5751099
meh, when you scrape the pointless decorations off its just a bunch of condiments that have been touched way too much.

>>5751109
im ok with this

>>5751116
You guys are really eating like, straight up marigolds and shit? Ive eaten flower petals in salad, I cant imagine eating the big polleny nob. Kind of mean to the plant to eat its dick. You could just take the good parts off and let it still reproduce for christs sake

>>5751182
salt+pepper+olive oil+rubitin=knows what youre doing

>>5751193
daaaang thats cute. I hope theres something good inside them and not just a bunch of bread

>>5751196
uh, thanks for spending three hours on my tiny weird sandwhich which is stale now. Can I have the 3/4s of it you cut off?

and you know the people that make this shit dont wear gloves. Just all finger bacterias, everywhere.

>>5752222
i'm not going to argue with you and try to change your opinion, you're entitled to it

now come to bed

>>5750869
Did you candy the petals?
Sounds weird to have it raw

>>5751186
is that dyed green?

>>5752224
how the fuck do you make a sandwhich with cream?

step 1: nail egg to wall
etc.

>>5751201
what makes this looks bad to me are the sort of 'plastic' looking pits. What the fuck is that? Fondant? Some kind of compressed fish paste?

>>5751203
This one has a piece of subway ticket or something in it. Cuteness is not an excuse to put trash in food. Nice ham roses tho.

>>5751285
Humans are frugivores. Equipped by evolution with fruit pickers, fruit peelers, fruit seed digger-outers. Tell me what on a human can dig underground for a food source? We would have dog claws if we were meant to eat roots. source: Dr. Morse on yt

That said, I fucking love potatoes and beets.

>>5751576
this guy gets it

>>5751619
thats just gay. it makes it seem like there's some faggoty reason for doing it with that particular type of tea that ill try to avoid asking you about at your dinner party because thats boring and stupid.

>>5751686
wat. Is this sweet? cold? Is it like a bowl of melted ice cream?>>5751698

>>5751698
I thought fuccboi meant someone who goes to /fa/ to learn how to dress 'business casual' then never returns. amirite? I just think of it as a sassy term the gays use while they set you straight about fits and armhole heights and shit.

>>5751703
This is good stuff, I dunno how pic related was achieved with the sunny side up going on tho. I flip mine. Little butter in the ban, so its not just toast its kinda like fried bread. So fucking good.

>>5752236
Thats what I thought. Thats not the color of earl grey tea, its just tea. Is this for women who think 'earl grey' is a fancy term that can be applied to any food to make it more fashionable?

>>5752241
A freaking rose in a big blob of cooked horse hooves. Are you literally kidding me. who the fuck would do this?

This is a neat thread, I guess i should contribute. Kind of a no brainer

>>5752265

>horse hooves

nah

>who the fuck would do this

a designer or artist

>>5752266
definitely not a cook.

>>5752266
also, learning is fun cuz knowledge is power

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatin

>>5752272

my point is that no one makes it out of horse hooves any more. plus it couldve been made from a different gelling agent.

>>5752251
>how the fuck do you make a sandwhich with cream?
you whip it, dingaling

>>5752274

Fine, a rose in a blob of "by-products of the meat and leather industry." mister technical.

>>5752298

He means it might be agar, which is from plants and used widely in asia rather than gelatin.

see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHuBI9hHf7Y

Finger sandwiches. Anything miniature when not serving kids is pretty girly.

>>5752265
>>5752266
>>5752270
The rose is made of cream and gelatin. It's a artistic technique that make these. Amature example ---> youtube com /watch?v=mXwvW4vsPF0

Btw fav youtube pastry/desert chef. Not professional but damn good.

>>5752251
How do you fill a cake with cream?

Oh yeah. Nobody cares about your walls of text

>>5752353

no it isn't, it's actually a rose.

>>5748100
why doesn't tits or GTFO apply here?
Are women really the majority?

>>5752428
Because we aren't /b/

>>5752435
I don't think you understand the full meaning of tits or GTFO. It states that you are effectively the same on the Internet and on 4chan. Your sex is irrelevant but if you want to mention it you might as well be of use and post something interesting apart from "lol kawaii grill XD".

>>5752428

this is the kitchen of 4chan

>>5752450
good point I'll shutup

>>5752448
This is about girly loooking food, not if you're a girl or not.

>>5752448
sex was never mentioned, pal.

>>5752459
>girly

>>5752455
so effeminate men can apply?

>>5752448
>>5752455
Sex isn't an issue unless you make it one, and if you make it an issue for no good reason then you should either post tits or GTFO so stop being an insecure faggot and post some feminine-looking food.

>>5752463
>>>/mlp/

>>5752503
the issue is that sex isn't an issue until it's brought up with shit like girly food

It didn't taste as good as my own omurice, but it looked damn cute.

>>5752463
Negro, I'm not even effeminate, I just enjoy looking at these ridiculous compositions.

>>5751703
surely it'd be better just frying the egg in the heart-shaped cutter and then putting it on top

>>5752620

we've been over this here on /ck/. it is obviously better from an eating perspective but kids still love shit like that.

>>5748100
>:3
OH SHIT A LION

>>5752733

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLEx73cVX0M

>>5752816
The way he speaks always makes me laugh.

>>5751174

>ingesting lavender
>ingesting ESTROGEN

Have fun with your abnormal lactating tits, MAN.

>>5752755
that's adorable. needs alcohol.

tea eggs are cute. I do it the usual way for that brown marbling; but you can also use macha tea for green, and brightly colored vegetables or dyes instead of the soy/tea/spice mix for different color and flavor results.

normal tea eggs:
http://www.everydaymaven.com/2013/how-to-hard-boil-eggs-chinese-tea-eggs/

artificial dye marbling:
http://www.sweetfrosting.ca/2013/03/easter-deviled-eggs.html

I don't understand why there's so much aggression in this thread.

>scan thread
wow. I bet even the lifestylers from >>>/cgl/ don't even eat this kawaii

I need more of this whole thread in my life. Especially >>5750838

People seem to consider macarons to be girly, elegant and cute. Don't quite see it myself, but I guess it makes sense since they are sweet, small and can be made in all kinds of colourful colours.

>>5751186
mould/10

>>5752265
>ew gelatin itz made of hoovs
>yum hotdogz

that's irony folks

I don't know how to post pictures from my phone but there are these individually decorated sugar cubes with flowers and pretty patterns piped on top in sugar. Also bird and butterfly shaped sugar that you can perch on the edge of your cup. Look them up.

>>5750580
you can see the crust on the first one

>>5752558
I never really found omurice really tasty. idk if the general Japanese population have shit taste due to lack of wide variety of agricultural production or otakus are willing to eat it at their maid cafes because of the novelty factor, but I'm a big rice eater and I think that rice+egg+ketchup doesn't go well as bread+egg+ketchup.

/rant

Here's something cute.

>>5753764

>likes ketchup
>shit talks other people's food preferences

nope

Let's get this back on point with healthier kawaii edibles

This is kinda middle-ground healthwise, but Parfaits. Anyone can make a cute parfait and with the right ingredients they're actually healthy (mainly leaving out the sugary granola cereal and choosing the right yogurt - nuts or unsweetened puffed cereal/rice crisps are an option if you want that satisfying crunch without the sugar.)

Tiny tea sandwiches

>>5754300
Those are clearly not sandwiches.

>>5754317
fatty detected

>>5754317
They are open-face (bread, dill cream cheese, ham, radish). Just roll with it.

>>5754329
But they're on like scones, not bread.

>>5754347
It's bread cut with a flower-shape cookie cutter
From sweetology101 dot blogspot:
>First I cut out the bread shapes with my small wilton flower cutter and placed them in my babycakes cupcake maker and toasted them into little tartlet shapes (if you do not have a babycakes cupcake maker just set them into a mini cupcake/muffin pan and toast in the oven or use flat).
Oh my god, I didn't want to post these ridiculous words. Look what you made me do.
>babycakes cupcake maker

I want to believe these are black olives and tomatoes but I wonder what the dots are made of.

>>5754365
I think the tomatoes have square holes cut into them, and then pieces of olive are inserted therein.

>>5748109
>spoon
what

>>5754385
They're spooning, duh.

>>5754372
That sounds harder than just burning the tomato skin with a little flame or hot poker.

>>5754392
Burning innocent little food-bugs is not cute. Also you can see a definite line around the black squares.

>>5754300
h-how to keep that ham rolled up like that??

>>5754621
the cream cheese is holding it

>>5752759
>wagashi
This nigga knows what's up.

inb4 weeaboo, I hate anime (and most of Japanese culture) but their desserts are god tier. Perfect if you don't like overly sweet things.

>>5754089
I need this cookie mould!

>>5750776
Not that I'm actually disagreeing with you but on 4chan, the word has lost all meaning. It's essentially synonymous with person.

btw, ur a huge faggot

>>5754869
It is a pretty neat mold, I wonder what that stuff on top is.

>>5754875
This faggot knows what's up.

It's like /ck/ has never heard of pinterest before.

>>5755211

>>5755234

>>5755211
no we have but we avoid it because it's full of cutesy idiot girls posting soft filtered/focused cutesy crap

>>5755240

>>5755266

>>5755275

>>5755277

>>5755282

>>5753764
It is called differing tastes. Not everyone will like what you like.

>>5755284
>those teeny ham strawberries with sesame seeds on them

>>5755289

>>5755290

>>5755291

>>5754869
>>5754889

you can buy the molds here: http://houseonthehill.net/index.php?p=home

>>5755294
you know these are for japanese people under 12 right?

>>5755294

>>5755297
>implying it's not girly food still

>>5755304
what is your sex?

>>5755304

this thread might also be of some interest to you guys
>>>/c/2274642

>>5755307
Irrelevant, and almost every one of these pictures is from a bento food blog posted by girls for their lunches.

>>5755317
what is your gender?

>>5755318
Why do you need to know? Bento boxes look pretty girly to me.

>>5755324

>>5755330

>>5755338
Time for some elegant cookies.

>>5755364

>>5755371

>>5755373

>>5755324
I'm taking an official /ck/ survey on faggotry.

>>5755376

>>5755377
Well I'm a girl, so suck my dick faggot and maybe contribute to the thread instead of shitposting.

>>5755389

>>5755393

>>5755399

>>5755403

>>5755389
i'll shitpost until I'm banned
I wish you faggots would leave the kitchen

>>5755407
Last one, gotta sleep.

>>5752265
its not for eating, only for instagram

>>5755412
This has got to be the first instance of a guy on 4chan telling a girl to get OUT of the kitchen.

/b/ is that way anon-chan -->

>>5754300
cmon guys, we can do better than this, lets OC this shit. and by that I mean. we need to stop hunting for like that one girly image of a light lunch, and instead look for what makes stuff girly looking in food in the first place. judging by this picture.
>>5753310
this picture
>>5752755
this picture.
>>5752736
this picture
>>5750838
and this one all have traits in common or tangentally related that we should be able to combined to create such foods.

what comes to mind are flower garnishes,
food that mimicks the texture or countours of lace, like the sandwiches and pancakes.
food that has a soft color, or different and milkier color than usually expected. condiments and the shape of them matter, which leads to treating such things like a pastry icing. shaped tips for bags seem like a must. cutting and rolling food provides soft curves that give the food less threatening. and the other minor points of smaller portions even in quanitity, for example, dipping bread cut in half or quarters. the use of animal shapes made with other foods is encouraged but not required. as it adds a level of time consuming attention. dyes are used to print things onto an anemable surface, rather than cookie icing, what other surfaces can we apply these too? could one do so with bread? if a flatter surface is necissary, what about flour tortilla? will it bleed? is there a way we can make every day condiments stiffer so that their appearance will keep a shape? what utensils will be most usefull for creating such things?

>>5752251
Ig you Don't know, so Why you speak?

>>5754089
>>5755296
Holy shit.

Can anyone link more cutesy/victorianesque type molds/cutters like this? It's amazing.

>>5755393
>>5755399
>>5755403
>>5755407
>>5755388
>>5755389
>>5755371
>>5755373
>>5755376

How are the decorations done on these cookies? Molds and putting icing on the raised parts?

>>5755412
Oh look who wandered out of /b/ guise. do you need help finding your way home little guy?

>>5755915
You ice first, the press with the mould to leave the imprint.

>>5755915
Most would be iced on, otherwise with stencils and molds.

>>5755389
>btw im a grill ;)

>>5751751
Not toad in the hole you stupid piece of shit.

>>5755234
The bottom one on the right looks like he just finished having a 'snack', if you catch my drift...

>>5756816
Nobody catches your drift

>>5756816
>>5756864
I think he means bottom left, and that it looks like semen

>>5753307

Cute thread:
>hate hate hate hate

Alcoholic thread:
>love love love love

>>5756927
that's because alcoholics love alcohol no matter what

people who like food usually want it to taste good and not just look good

>>5756901
>>5756927
>>5756929
you should take a look at the manly food thread, it's a veritable festival of shitposting and off-topic crap.

>>5756816
>>5756901
>can't distinguish right from left
>making semen jokes
confirmed for adolescent summer straggler

hmm I thought I had a shit ton of kawaii food pictures, but it's just devolving into tea... sorry

>>5757005
So you're saying this thread is now about cute tea?

>>5757007
.....yes?

>>5757009
Y;know, cuties?

>>5757013
very punny anon

>>5755709
I can't but a lot of model clay or chocolate molds are similarly intricate, and your local craft store likely has a good selection of them.

>>5750440
NO! This shit sucks, it's bad, terrible, stupid, I hate it, and it should never be prepared. The coffee cubes take forever to melt, so unless you want to wait about an hour for your shitty coffee drink, you get gross iced milk with a hint of sickening coffee flavor. The coffee cubes in my "iced coffee" ended up soaking up the milk. I was actually looking forward to at least enjoying some frozen black coffee, but even that was ruined. I'd rather just drink hot black coffee, or make coffee and put it in the fridge like a normal goddamn person. Fuck this image, fuck this idea, it's absolute garbage.

>>5757020

what are those?

>>5757025
What kind of tea is that

>>5757046
I think some sort of fruit herbal tea, something with hibiscus or rosehips?
>>5757020
They look like a sort of sweet tea cookie my grandma would make. That or powdered doughnut holes

>>5757055
huurr meant to link
>>5757037
not
>>5757020

>>5757055

Recipe? I have never seen anything like that but they look delicious.

>>5757065
Sorry anon but I don't have hers, quick internet search brought up: http://whatscookingamerica.net/Cookie/RussianTeacakes.htm

They're known as Russian Tea cakes I guess

>>5757079

Thats ok, that recipe seems pretty good thanks

>>5751686
whoa that looks pretty awesome, definitely not something I would've ever imagined would exist.

>>5752919
theres a piece of shelll they missed, and its the centre of the picture. Damn thats annoying the hell out of me

>>5751193
a friend of mine used to bring us some cinnamon piggies too, he had a bakery, too bad i have no pic

>>5756816
Looks more like he's rabid.

>>5757013
kek snort guffaw xD

>>5755289
I think those are just regular white strawberries

>>5750789
The presentation is what's girly, not the ingredients itself.

>>5758591
Well duh, the only truly girly ingredients are eggs, milk and menstrual blood.

Honey comb bread is breddy qt

>>5756170
The dude asked me twice what gender I was since he was getting buttfrustrated over my definition of girly food.

btw ur a faget :^)

>>5758392
Nah, I mean the ones on the teddy's head, they're tiny ham cut outs.

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>>5748100
>:3

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

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>>5753333
You do realise those aren't edible, right?

I really like this kind of food but why the term "girly"...just..why.
Fancy or ornate would've done the trick too, without any kind of potentially genderish restrictions.

I am so bad at making this type of icing. Piping icing in general, too.

>>5759839
basically, you just need practice and passably steady hands

Lavender jelly. Just made a batch.

>>5759837
>without any kind of potentially genderish restrictions.
Shalom!

>>5759983
For why?

I mean it looks pretty, but what would you use it with?

>>5760030
baiting tumblr females into your rape dungeon

>>5759983
recipe?

>>5760035
>tfw no bf to trap me in his rape dungeon

>>5759837

it's not a restriction you bellend.

>>5760043
gay

>>5760030
To sweeten tea, on pancakes or ice cream.

>>5760040
http://mysticalview73.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/lavender-jelly-so-elegant/
I doubled the recipe with no problems. I use very high quality lavender, but the jelly ended up with a brownish tint. So I added just a little red and blue food coloring (pic is not mine).

>be OP
>thought thread died on Tuesday
>"time to relax and browse /ck/!"
>thread is luxurious

I love you, /ck/. Literally every person who posted in this thread.

Strawberry bisque and tea sandwiches are next on my to-make list.

>>5759025
Leave.