/ck/ - Food & Cooking

2 bags of chips.

if you consider that a binge i have no idea what to call what i do.

so far since i got home from work:

>at least half of an ultimate meat pizza
>big bag of chips
>bag of guacamole
>12 cookies
>bag of gummy bears
>10 pouches of fruit snacks
>64oz grape juice
>mini apple pie

working on the icecream now

half a gallon of 2% milk with 3 almond butter and honey sandwiches.
>>5741844
what's it like being a hamplanet?

>>5741853
>what's it like being a hamplanet?

i dunno, i'm 115-120lbs

>>5741859
>i dunno, i'm 115-120lbs

x10, nice try fattie.

>>5741863

ima just sit here and chortle about how you're incorrect while shoveling mint chocolate chip heaven in my mouth

>>5741808

Ooof.

Too much watermelon will give you the shits.

>>5741863
Probably gonna purge that shit

I hate everybody ITT including myself.

For some reason I became depressed during a night out, on my way home bought two McD's burgers after not eating at them for like... half a year? and terribly cried while eating them.

>>5741844
holy shit... how can that be physically possible. what the time length for that? an hour? couple of hours?

just splurged on the rest of my baby spinach. now eating a whole plate of lamb, veggies and brown rice. bout to go binge on whey protein shakes

Two bags of those Halloween-sized skittles. My teeth kind of hurt now.

>>5741905

few hours

>>5741808
raw spinach

i don't know why i like it so much. i like the consistency and the fact you can dip it in anything and they're virtually negative calories.

>>5741893
same.

>>5741808
Why did your watermelon come in a bag? Are you Canadian?

>>5741916
>whole big watermelon

>>5741913
>that skinny guy that says he eats about 2x as much as he actually does

>>5741915
raw spinach makes my teeth feel the way they do after eating something with a lot of sugar

>>5741916
why are you illiterate? are you american?

My next binge is going to be the 1/4 of a honeydew melon I have left, after I finish making hummus to eat for the next couple of days.

>>5741808
Costco vanilla sheet cake.

I made that thing my bitch.

>>5741919

well i guess i technically can't prove how much i've eaten already, but i will swear on the graves of my entire family, loved ones and myself that i have stuffed all of that food in my mouth today.

>>5741945
That only proves that you've bulldozed your families' graves.
Now take a shit and show us faggot.

>>5741808
i dont do that

>>5741916
you're drunk, stay on /ck/ pls.

>>5741844
>bag of guacamole
>bag
>guacamole

>Pic related, it's OP

>>5741808
last time I was high on the marijuanas I hate half a loaf of bread's worth of buttered cinnamon sugar toast

A+ would do again

How do you even eat a whole big watermelon

Are you sure it wasn't one of the smaller ones?

I'm fat and I can only make it through a half

>>5741859
LIES

>>5742921

see

>>5741913

>>5741844
I'd feast with you, play video games and watch bad movies.

>>5741878
How do you keep off the weight? Purge it or almost no food all the time except for the binge once a fortnight?

I eat entire tubs of Ben and Jerry's in one or two sittings regularly
Otherwise I'm oddly skinny with a consistent diet

>>5741859
Sounds like you're trying to gain weight then.

>>5741808
Are you fullyraw kristina?

Theres this cheap bag of wafers and cookies my gf bought from aldi. Been slowly eating this shit all day

If there was a bag of pico de gallo chips or flaming hot fritos I'd be all over that shit right now.

>>5742767
This.

2 kilos of red grapes today.

this is nice

This thread just reminded me that I have half of a honeydew melon in the fridge.

From a week ago.

What am I in for? Mold or rot?

>>5741808
When I'm stoned I'll make biscuits and eat em all with jam

2 cups flour
1 cup milk
1/3 cup butter
lemon juice and zest

So good with a berry jam, but dear christ its so much flour.

>>5741808

Ordered from this great Italian deli.

Large Reuben melt
Large BLT sub
1.5 cups pasta salad
Large order fried zucchini
12 garlic knots
2 Sicilian rice balls
2 Neapolitan rice balls
1 ten inch-cheese pizza
1 slice cheesecake
Loads of marinara sauce which I do not recommend if you intend on purging. Despite knowing better, some cravings can't be denied.

>>5744612
I've never seen a "Neapolitan rice ball". What should it be?

Oh, and the Sicilian ones are called "arancini", because they resemble an orange; they can be filled with ham or meat sauce(ragù) and peas.

>>5744626

The Neapolitan ones are smaller and don't have the meat or peas. Basically just a cheesy rice ball.

>>5744639
I looked on Google Images and they look like italian "supplì".

Strange, I thought American people hated Italian food.

>>5744647

It's not that American people hate Italian food.
It's that American people love "Italian" food and don't know the difference.

I honestly don't know what the original names are, but the deli I order from calls them rice balls. I'm not one to argue with something so delicious. Thanks for the info though, I had no idea.

>>5744656
My family is marrying an Italian family that loves to cook.
There isn't that big of a difference besides the quality that comes with having a good home cooked meal.

>>5744656
You're welcome, my friend.

I don't want to say I feel sorry for you because you cannot taste delicious foods we have, I would be very annoying; but I'd like to invite every people to enjoy Italy and its culture, despite all of the true problems we have.

Of course, I admit it: Italians are very proud of their cousine, but not all every Italian can cook well nor cook good pizzas. There are many pizzerias I would never visit again.
There are even regional differences between pizzas, so that a person used to eating "Sicilian pizza" find the Tuscan or Roman one too thin; a Tuscanian could say that Neapolitan ones are too "big and stuffed".

But the point is: local people will surely tell you the best place where to eat, because the only thing an Italian cannot stand is eating bad.

>>5744666
>my family is marrying an Italian family
Sounds kinky as fuck

>>5744765
Does the phrase not make sense?

I'm marrying into an Italian family
or
My brother is marrying into an Italian family
or
My friend and my brother are getting married and I like to hang out at their house and eat baked ziti?

>>5744802
>Does the phrase not make sense?

No. You don't marry a family. You marry INTO a family. That word "into" is all-important.

>>5744809
So "I'm marrying into an Italian family" works despite the fact it's not me engaged?

>>5744820

Well, it's grammatically correct. (it would not be if you took out the word "into"). But it is factually wrong if it's your brother who is engaged. You'd have to say "my brother is marrying into an Italian family"

>>5744838

Did I fall into /lit/?
Hey guys, I'm looking for /ck/. Can you point me in the right direction?

>one whole roasted chicken, one glass of coke, a donut, a can of Pringlels and half hour later a frapuccino I'm. Feeling a little bit guilty

>>5744936
Using proper grammar isn't /lit/. Just ask Cormac McCarthy.

>>5741808
I just got off of work and drank four sodas.

>>5741808
>watermelon
it was watermelon too, OP. I could eat that forever.
i've eaten a whole swiss roll and half a pie and cake before (on separate occasions good god)

>>5741808
>>5741808
Yeah, but eating a whole big watermelon is like equal to eating three cookies, so it's all good bro.

>>5741808
watermelon? me too.

>>5741808
ever tried dried watermelon?

I went to my sisters and she made sweet potato fries, they were so fucking good.

>>5741808
half a bottle of bacardi 151. I still feel like shit

>>5741844
64 ounces of grape juice, damn.
That's like a half a pound of sugar, just in that.

>>5746769
Tech N9ne, pls

>>5741808
I went to chipotle and ate a whole burrito and chips and guac.

>>5742770
i dont get this

pz explain

Ate an entire 1lb bag of reeses cup white chocolate minis.

I knew what I was doing to myself. It was delicious anyway.

Hamburger Helper Stroganoff because I didn't feel like trying to cook anything decent.

Couple of days ago I went to el pollo loco then came home and ate half a bag of chips with salsa. Didn't feel very good afterward, don't think I'll be doing that again for a while.

>>5741913

Anon, anorexia is not ok.

stop puking good food.

>>5748093
umm and what if i only puke the bad one?

>>5747882
its a nigger,niggers have an unhealthy relationship with watermelon. you know some of them put salt on it?

just last week I ate a whole hotdog

I felt bloated for 2 days

I eat entire watermelons all the time. It's my favorite fruit.

>>5741808
An entire loaf of garlic bread with cheese on top of it. Sweet jesus I could not stop.

I got a large quiznos sub with three different meats in it.

I ate it all in one go and I completely regretted it. The real problem was after when I drank water which all the food soaked up and actually gave me cramps.

>>5744306
lmao o you

I just ate a kilogram of chocolate. Good Swiss chocolate. 60% with coffee beans.

I feel like vomiting but damn that was tasty

Tastes exactly like Taco bells cinnamon twists.

Got really high once and ate an entire cheesecake to myself... I'm allergic to dairy fat and I got pretty sick. Fucking worth it.

>>5741808
3/4 of a bottle of jim beam and a 6 pack.
Im too ashamed to return to /fit/

I used to have college food parties at my house with my wrestling team. We'd do milk gallon challenges then unload all the food I had in my kitchen (burgers, chips, candy). After this we would go out to eat around midnight. We would weigh ourselves the morning after and on average each of us would be around 12-15 pounds heavier than we were before our food parties.

>>5748661

I got really high once and ate an entire pack of cream cheese.

i just ate half a kilo of salmon, fuck yea it is a god among fish

yesterday

had 2 chili wraps for breakfast, followed by a large dairy milk bar and a large bag of cheese and onion crisps while driving. came home a few hours later and got a large oven pizza and a bag of jellies. to top it off I finished a bag of salted peanuts I had gotten the day before with 2 cans of coca cola

this is what happens when I don't drink

>>5748093
>anorexia
>having anything to do with puking
jesus christ

>>5741844
How much do you weigh

>>5750503
also, me mate drowned his share is tomato sauce. seriously who the fuck puts tomato sauce on salmon?

>>5751317
Probably still tastes good, I mean tomato goes well with fish in my experience.
Waste of a good salmon tho.

When I get bored I make pizza at 4 in the morning.

>>5752529
shit are you me? we need to hang out or something. no homo.

>>5752527
we call it tomato sauce, 'muricans would call it ketchup. i just dont get it

>>5752533

>no homo
I'm a grill

What type of pizza do you make? I go for a plain cheese or sometimes mushroom if I'm feeling funky.

Lessee...
I had 10 full size chicken wings, a hamburger that had a bratwurst sliced in half put on it, full trimmings (tomato, lettuce, onions, that sort of thing), half a plate of fries, some of my friend's wings, like 3 or 4, a tall beer (24 oz?), a soda, and a thing of ice cream afterwards.

> tfw 5'8" 165lbs, and 13% bf
my friends are convinced I have a tapeworm.

>>5752861
Not even my worst binge. That belongs to eating korean barbeque.

I had eaten so much I actually felt so bad, we went to a bakery and offered to pay for my friends' desserts. One of my friends is convinced I'm a fatty who's gravity is bending light around me to appear skinny.

>>5752828
everyone is a guy here dumbass

>>5744490
In my experience melon goes bad after 2, 3 days max.

>make Chinese style five spice roast pork belly
>great, I have plenty of leftovers for the next couple days!
>Eat the entire pork belly in one sitting
I tell myself it's better this way because the skin loses it's crispness after being in the fridge.

>>5752878
damn straight nigga. noone likes soggy belly

>>5752861
you must be buff or something. I'm 5'10 130 lbs. I used to be 170 at my heaviest and I was skinnyfat.

a whole big watermelon is pretty good for you, cat

eat some tuna and you'll be set.

>>5754447
>dem vitamins
>dat potassium

brb, gonna go buy a melon for lunch tomorrow

>>5741808
Went to the restaurant and ate this alone and drank tsing tao

>>5754473
It has been too long since ive had a tsing tao

>>5754473
How much did that cost? It looks delicious as all fuck.

>>5754535
2 lobsters for $30 the softshell crab fried rice was $15.

Couple days ago I ate 3 slices of Dominos Philly Cheese Steak pizza, 4 Reese's, 11 snack-sized Reese's,and a few triscuits with generic cheez-wiz (I bought Reese's, my buddy bought the crackers and cheese. We shared a little)

I'm at a healthy weight, but my friend is obese. I tried to encourage healthy eating, but he's half-assing it, so I've sorta given up.

>>5754560
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE LOBSTERS
WHERE ARE THE LOBSTERS EGG-MAN

>>5754419
Naw, not that buff, but it is obvious I workout. I really do have heavy bones, to the point where I have to keep moving to stay afloat in water. So I do burn off all the calories I eat, they just think it's weird that I eat so much and not show it.

3 lbs of chicken wings

Nothing recently.

I did once consume an entire new box of Reese's Puff Cereal in one sitting with a half a gallon of milk. Took me 3 hours. I also woke up at 3 AM one night and decided to cook together and eat 4 entire packages of Ramen Noodles (2 noodle cakes/package).

>>5741808
Deep 11" pan full of noodle stir.

just brought some danish pastry home from work and mad cronuts. glutted myself good

>>5741859
no you don't

>>5759959

>i'm such a 12 year old contrarian that i don't even bother to read the rest of the thread before getting upset and shouting "NUH-UH!"


>>5741913

>>5741808

on Monday I woke up and drank a 6 pack of Longtrail Double Bag, took a pound of chicken breast, chopped, spiced (chipotle powder, bhut jalokia powder, garlic powder, onion powder, MSG, cumin and ginger) and fried it up....tossed it into 2 large white onions that I had sauteed down...cranked up the heat and tossed in whatever the fuck 4 cups of white rice turns into after it's cook...fried the fuck out of that, tossed in a couple healthy sprinkles of more MSG....

I ate that entire fucking thing...drank another 6 pack of double bag, wandered down to the bar and had 4 Dog Fish Head 60 minutes and 3 orders of fries (they have these amazing Salt-n-Vinegar fries, zOMG)...then I came home, polished off my 3 remaining Double Bags and then ate 3 packs of Maruchan Ramen in like 40 seconds.

....I've been drinking coffee, water and eating fiber ever since to trying to rectify that set of terrible decisions.

>Grew my own watermelons
>One specific melon grew to be larger than a basketball, had been keeping an eye on that one
>Squirrels nearly fuck over all the other melons except that one since it's so huge
>Find claw marks on it once a week but the fucking beast regenerates a couple days later
>Finally harvest it since I can't wait any longer, not to mention it's getting way too cold
>Pink on the inside
>"FUCK."
>Still sweeter than any store bought melon I've ever tried

I ate one half right then and there, then had the other half for breakfast the next day. Shit was so cash.

>>5760027
CT fag?

I've eaten entire boxes of cereal before. I would rest box face-up, cut slit through middle and open it up like a chest cavity, cut the bag open inside, pour a 1 litre of milk into bag and eat directly from the box.

>>5760036
Nope, Toronto. I did have to plant the seeds a bit later than I thought, but it turned out nice nonetheless. Still got about 4 tinier melons on the vine, the moment frost hits those suckers will be toast.

>>5741859
Bulimic?

>>5741808
I used to binge on cheese all the fucking time while starving. Now I have problems and binge on weird shit like flour, cereal, nuts and burnt cookies. I probably need serious help.

>>5741808
Last binge was an entire gallon of iced tea and more than half a shepard's pie within a day.

I lost a lot of weight in a short space of time (210 lbs in a year and a half)
It seems like now my body sometimes forgets it's not massive anymore and my brain will tell me to just keep eating and never tell me i'm full
i seem to have one of these days every couple of weeks and i'll eat 7 or 8k calories like it was nothing
makes me sad but i deal with it over the next few days

>>5760139
How in the fuck did you lose that much weight? I just need to lose 80lbs and I would be happy.

>>5760146
not a clue really mate
just woke up one day like a switch flicked in my head and i changed my diet and started exercising and that was that really
went from maybe 4500 cals a day to 1200 and carried on like that for a year
started eating slightly more when i got down to 200 lbs within a year but i;ve still lost another 45 lbs since then

>>5760146
The trick is starting off at 400 pounds.

>>5760159
I am probably 100lbs away from that. Last time I weighed myself I was 270lbs or so and I think I got bigger since then.

Feels bad man.

>>5760159
365 but yeah close

>>5760161
fuck, not far off that myself

>>5741808

You ate it in the shower right?

How the hell do you stop yourselves from being overweight?
I used to eat whatever I wanted, bags of Doritos, cheese, tons of beer when I was about 18 an 19, I'm 5"10 and used to weight about 12.5 stone/175 pounds back then but when I cut out all the shit I lost about 2 stone/28 pound.
Problem is though, I could easily revert back to that lifestyle, it's so easy for me to gain weight that I live in fear of eating the shit food that is bad for me but tastes so good.

>>5741808
I've deep fried and eaten 7 potatoes in the last two days.

>>5741844

on scale 1 to 10, how high are you right now

>>5761640

about a 3, but i wasn't high at the time because weed kills my appetite. the app

>>5761659

>the app

i have no idea what i was going for here

I just received my new MAC knife in the mail in the morning and I've been cutting oranges all day, so that's also what I've been eating all day.

most of you guys don't really get what a binge is...

>>5761629
Plenty of exercise, it's the only way since everything tastes so FINE

>>5741913
Whoa... I had a few similar binges because ED (think my worst was entire, HUGE bag of animal crackers + roll of cookie dough in under 30 minutes)

How do you deal with the bloating.. I remember feeling like my organs and abdomen were going to rip... Occasional binger or regular?

>>5755570
>eating an entire box of cereal

that's impressive if its true, the wheat and fibre is heavy on the stomach so you must have taken an absolutely Olympic tier turd

Back when I was on a swim team I could eat up to two baguettes in a day, along with four square meals and I was still a skeleton. It's amazing, intense swimming for an hour and a half 3-5 times a week raises your BMR by like 1000 calories. There were kids on my team that were ottermode and I still don't even know how they maintained their weight

my binges are usually pickled vegetables
last time was a jar of whole pickled jalapeno peppers

>>5763727
>How do you deal with the bloating..

i don't, i puke.

>>5763812
>impressive
Is it? I can eat two boxes easily.

>>5741808
a little caesar's pizza and breadsticks....I'm ashamed it's such a shit thing to binge.

Got high and ate 4 curly wurlies and almost a full bag of cheddar & caramel Smart Food popcorn tonight