/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lettuce

rucola
raw ham

>>5744317
i want to open a diet calzone place

call it the lo cal calzone zone

>>5744335

how high were you when you wrote this? cause I just busted a gut laughing and I am high as fuck.

>>5744335
If you are in SD or LA then it could be the "So Cal Lo Cal Calzone Zone"

>>5744343
i laughed for at least half a minute

>>5744335
Don't you mean Ben's Low Cal Calzone Zone, you joke stealing faggot?

>>5744335
Why not just Lo Cal Zone?

>>5744356
fucking finally

I wanted someone to recognize it :(

Pineapple

I love pineapple on pizza but I think the juices would make a calzone too soggy since it doesn't get open air heat.

Every "soft" cheese is pretty bad with a calzone, because it doesn't cook properly in it. That's why mozzarella di bufala is never used neither stracchino is. Yesterday I ate a calzone stracchino and salsiccia(sausage) and it was moist.
Seriously, avoid.

>>5744586
Is pineapple in pizza a thing in America? Sweet pizzas are rare in Italy, and they usually are the cooked dough with nutella or with apples and sugar.
At least, they are considered as desserts.

>>5744614
Its actually a pretty popular topping here in the states.

Most commonly served with ham or Canadian bacon depending on your locale.

>>5744614
It's not a sweet pizza.
it still has tomato based sauce and cheese.
often it'll also have ham and you can choose to add any other typical pizza ingredients.

>>5744623
Strange, but if people like it, I'm fine.

i once had a calzone with ham, mushrooms, sesame seeds, and honey
it was delicious

>>574431
my cock

>>5744623

yup, pineapple + ham = Hawaiian pizza

>>5744343
"So Cal local Lo Cal Calzone Zone"

>>5744692
"Loco So Cal Local Lo Cal Calzone Zone"

>>5744623

Pineapple, bacon, and onion is the way to go. Salty, sweet, delicious.

>>5744672
That actually sounds really good. Did you make it or order it somewhere?

>>5744340
Probably high enough to think stolen jokes are funny

I usually avoid mushrooms because they don't cook that well inside of the calzone. Otherwise, I have the classic: cheese, ham, bell peppers.

>>5744614
Pineapple is added as a component to savory pizzas. If you think sweet pizzas are rare in Italy/Europe-in-general, in the US you get your choice of giant-ass-chocolate-chip-cookie-for-$8 or cinnamon-bun-flattened-and-elongated-into-pizza-size.

The pineapple is added to give a little sweet juicy bite to savory pizzas. It goes well with meats/mushrooms and certain combinations of vegetables (usually spinach, peppers, onions, however not the wetter ones like sliced tomatoes).

>>5745145
ordered it in a small pizza place in Rhodes.
Lots of good food there actually

>>5744623
Ham IS canadian bacon

>>5745462
Ham is similar to Canadian bacon, not identical.

>>5745385
Pineapple with hot giardiniera is wonderful.

quail's eggs.

donner

>>5747157

I put donner on my cheerios m8.

Step up nigga

>>5744317
>Is there anything you'd put on pizza that you wouldn't put in a calzone?
Some foods render too much oil or liquid when cooked. I'd precook or avoid.

And, yes, I would absolutely top a pizza with a nicely dressed salad or some herbs and greens, but not a calzone.

>>5744317
i would put >>5738447 in my calzone and call it a cornish pasty

>>5744356
>>5745155
Lighten you fucking sperglord. Taking your autism medicine and chill the fuck out.

pineapple

>>5744586
I did it once and it wasn't good

>>5747206
define sperglord.

>>5744317
Jalapenos

Pretty tasty topping a pizza, but absolutely foul inside a calzone.

>>5744704
"Cal's Loco So Cal Local Lo Cal Calzone Zone"

>>5747729
I love jalapenos so much i'd put it in one of Cal's Loco So Cal Local Lo Cal Calzone Zone

>>5747746
You can eat it while wearing your new New Jersey jersey.

>>5745462
No Canadian bacon is ham, not the other way around.

>>5747761
>>5745462
Ham is from the hind leg of a pig, Canadian Bacon is from the loin. They are cured and prepared in a similar way, but they are two different cuts of meat.

>>5747739
Fucking kek

>>5744686

Which is wrong, it should be Spam, not ham.

>>5747729
idk man i worked at pizza hut and I'd load my custom p'zones with jalepenos

>>5744317
Anchovies probably wouldn't work in calzones.

>>5744340
>>5744343
>>5744357

ITT: lawlz

>>5745385
pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapenos is one of my favarite combinations of toppings

>>5744356
HAR!

>>5744317
The problem with calzones is the cheese and toppings create oil/fat that pools out.

You bite into a big wet pool of grease.

>>5750201
Are you me?
I add red onion to that as well though
>combined sweetness, spiciness and saltiness
muh dick

>>5750322
And somehow it's always the very first bite every single time.

>>5750201

Fuck yeah

I used to work at a pizza place and would do pineapple, pepperoni, onions, green peppers. It was delicious. I prefer pepperoni to ham since the spicy and sweet mix for perfectly.

>>5744317
pineapple

>Order extra cheesy calzone
>90% of it is ricotta

Ricotta is NOT good in such large amounts.