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>ask mom to buy hot dogs
>she bring home chicken franks

>> No.5711251

>>5711250
>trusting your mom with groceries
You got what you deserved.

>> No.5711255

She's telling you to lose weight, fatty.

>> No.5711260

Guess it's time to move out of the basement.

>> No.5711286

>>5711255
>switching from beef to chicken makes you lose weight
Go back to facebook, Mildred.

>> No.5711290
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5711290

>>5711250
>letting parents to do the groceries
>supermarket adults

>> No.5711292

>>5711290
>paying for things you don't have to

>> No.5711301

>>5711292
>not buying your own shit so you don't have to share

>> No.5711324

>>5711301
>not doing all the cooking and making grocery lists

>> No.5711335

>Step dad said he wants to have a talk about my living situation later

wtf am I going to do?

>> No.5711340

>>5711335
Quit being a neckbeard

>> No.5711352

>>5711335
Cry and tell him that he's not your real dad, then slam your door in his face.

>> No.5711353

>>5711340
Fuck you, he's not even my real dad

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5711356

>Hey kids, my name's Chicken Frank! I'm the head rooster on this here farm! Ahyuk hyuk!

>> No.5711364

>>5711356
Wow I lol'd and I don't even know why I did

>> No.5711365

>>5711352
>>5711353
lel

>> No.5711396

>mom brings home chicken franks one day
>decide to try them out
>boil one and eat it
>holy fuck it's disgusting
>grill another one and try it again
>still bad but not as bad

Never again.

>> No.5711783

>>5711335
Move out

>> No.5712328
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5712328

>Ask mom to buy chicken nuggets
>She brings home dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

>> No.5712332

>having a mom
Disgusting.

>> No.5712333

>>5711286
>eating beef hot dogs

>> No.5712340

>>5712333
>posting incomplete and/or incorrect sentences

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5712364

>>5712328
Mfw my girlfriend eats that trash. I guess she does get nuggets from fast food places too.

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5712388

>ask my mom to buy hot dogs
>remember that my mom abandoned me in 2nd grade and i have no idea what state she lives in anymore

>> No.5712433

I hope this is bait. Seriously.

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5712617

>>5712364
>Not playing with your dinosaur nuggets and having them go extinct in the BBQ tar pits

>> No.5712622

>>5711250
>18+ people needing their mom to buy their food

You deserve everything bad happening to you, ever.

>> No.5712625

>>5712622
I have no legs and am legally blind. How am I supposed to get to the store to buy them myself?