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5686482 No.5686482 [Reply] [Original]

How long does porn last in the fridge?

>> No.5686488

>>5686482
depends on your storage medium. dvds, VHS, USB, should all last decades. the cold shouldn't do any damage to them at all. magazines should be fine too.

>> No.5686489

About tree fiddy

>> No.5686490

>>5686482
Regular or hardcore?

>> No.5686491

About as long as you last in the bedroom.

>> No.5686499

>>5686490
Hardcore is regular...

Now imported old Danish porn, you're just asking for cross-contamination.

>> No.5686507

>>5686482
uhhh you don't have to refrigerate porn

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>>5686507
Oooooooh... This anon likes it hot if you know what I'm saying !
Eh ?
Eh?

>> No.5686522

>>5686488
What about cloud storage

>> No.5686532

>>5686522
>but muh spinning disks!
>can't see the physical volume therefore it's a jews
>if I download it to a flash drive instead of the cloud, the NSA won't know that I have it!
>it's just a buzzword much like "app" and "smart phone"

goddammit I spend too much time on /g/

>> No.5686534

>>5686482
My momma used to keep her porn in the stove (We'd have to take it out everytime we needed to cook stuff), so I'd say skip the refridgeration all together.

>> No.5687505

>>5686532
Too bad you still need local data storage to access it.

>> No.5687543

>>5686532
Why not have both? What you going to do with your data when you want to move to cloud service Z from cloud service X?

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>> No.5687562

>>5686482
Coat it with semen and you'll have a semen corn pop.