/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Come with me in my cellar choose one.... I have some nice bottle down there.... no worries, I let the lights on...

I have some Manischiweitz!

Uh...and I just bought some Imperial and whiskey and some cachaca...


wait is that the olsen sisters?

Bubblegum flavoured sody pops :D

I know exactly the wine you'll like

I actually like it too ;_;

>>5643328
>>5643336

>red wine

Are you guys serious? Girls are going to want a few glasses of some pinot grigio or some shit, not a full bodied merlot.

Brown Brothers

>>5643317
>I hope you like sherry, I can fry up some apples to go with it too.

>>5643317
Las rocas granache.

>>5643317
Moscato and I have some chocolate covered strawberries I made.

bitches love Moscato and chocolate strawberries.

>>5643317
Chateaux de roufée

>>5643341
>full bodied merlot
I see you drank the cool aid buddy?

>inb4 half and empty bodied bordeaux

>>5643317
Italian cellole, just make yourself comfortable while i get it.
You'd like some music, there are vinyls in the shelf, pick what you like

>Who are you?
>No I don't have any wine, cheap beer only
>Now please leave, I'm far too assburger to deal with this shit.
>Y-you too

>>5643317
Yeah baby, Trader joe was having a sale was going on i hope you like charles shaw.

And, on today's episode of "Things That Have Never Been Said To Anyone, Ever"...

Scotch

>>5643317
>implying you sluts get to drink my wine
We can stop on the way for some blush Franzia or whatever it is sluts drink.

>>5643336
>Manishiweitz
>Sweet Red
I don't even like merlot, but these are hardly comparable.

>>5643428
Ha! A pair of negro chicks said something similar to me the other week. I was all like "I enjoy manhole, but thanks for thinking I'm hot." They thought I was joking because I "don't look gay" and I "ain't in a gay club."

>>5643428

Um

>>5643386
that awkward moment when you're a girl and neither of those sound very attractive

>>5643491
gaaay

>>5643519
if you don't like it then you are welcome to my Old Crow and Doritos. got some RC cola for a mixer if you don't drink it straight. i don't like moscato and chocolate either but most grills do, from my experience.

>>5643521
Exactly.

>>5643519

pls be in london

maker's mark

>>5643317
I don't drink alcohol, I only cook with it.

>>5643400

>whats a vinyl mister?
>you mean these albums?
>how do we play them?
>why do you have so many fedoras?

>>5643633
theyre trilbys you dumb cunts

>>5643427
trader joes never has sales on charles shaw...

Come with me, babes, I got just the thing.

No wine, I only have a bottle of my uncles home made grappa.

>>5643336
i think you meant to post this

>>5643317
3 Olives Dude
is straight rape juice

>>5643759
this nigga. that stuff turns the pussy into a dick vacuum on high power.

>>5643797
dat loopy doe

>>5643317
I've got a nice white wine called Sperme.

Yeah, the delicate flavor of kool-aid made with straight chlorine and too much sugar will make those panties drop like the bass.

>>5643759
in addition to this, i also have my own specialty drink i make that the ladies love. its got apple-orange-pineapple juice, a little sprite, malibu rum, a little pomegranate juice, and a splash of passion fruit vodka. the ultimate panty dropper.

>>5643317
A box of "red" Franzia
about 4 liters left, help yourselves.

>>5643548
wont deny most girls love sugary sweet garbage wine, somehow that and chocolate covered strawberries (or chocolate anything) never appealed to my taste buds.
and im considered weird for this.

>>5643562
try 'merica. come to cali

>>5643887
use to sell every bottle in pic to gas stations

nothing but class every time I had to service one

20 yo bottle of tawny port, and a bottle of tokaji

>>5643519
tfw you're a girl and you don't drink alcohol at all because you don't like the feeling of being drunk or the taste aside from a low alc content ginger ale

>>5643317
>you must have a bottle of wine we can all drink
>a bottle
>we can all drink

3 people? We're going to need like 5 bottles at least. The fuck are you thinking making a scenario like this, OP? The fuck is wrong with you? Do you get "tipsy" when you accidentally swallow some Listerine. Good fucking god. What the fuck?

>>5644053
>chocolate covered strawberries (or chocolate anything) never appealed to my taste buds.
>and im considered weird for this.

Chocolate covered strawberries sound weird to me, like the textures just don't sound like they'll go, albiet I've never had them before. But it sounds as replusive as honey on meat.

>>5644068
>honey on meat
>repulsive
you just went full retard

>>5643317
2010 bottle of something saved just for the occasion, make spaghetti for supper and use some to deglaze

>>5644068
>never had choc covered strawberries
>repulsive as honey on meat
if you were my son, i would be utterly disappointed in you

>>5643519
I hear ya. I love me some chocolate but neither of these things sound.....good.

>>5644063
ginger ale and ginger beer are so good ;_;

>>5644073
I've tried it a bunch of time since so many people seem to like it, like the last time I had buffalo wings with honey mustard dip and honestly they we 1000x better without the honey, it's just a gross mixture to me.

>>5644079
>implying penis

Do you know where you're posting?

>>5644093
a woman that's never had choco covered strawberries seems even more unlikely. didnt realize i was posting on /lit/ tho, sorry :^)

>>5644093
4chins, no grill allowed without tits, cunt

>>5644093
>is a cooking board so it must be womens

except most girls Ive met cant cook for shit and the majority of the worlds best chefs are all men

>>5644068
its not even near disgusting, just not worth creaming yourself over. its over rated.
also
>not having honey on dat fried chicken

>>5644101
Maybe it's just not a thing where I'm from, since I'd literally never heard of them until now. Though that could also be due to never leaving the house aside from when it's essential and having no friends.

>>5643317

There's absolutely no way in hell I'm taking a couple of underage white girls back to my place for drinks.

I'm calling a cab to take you home, please make better life choices.

They don't look very old... So, Pink Moscato

Bitches love Pink Moscato

>>5643317
I mixed grain alcohol with grape juice until it was 12% alcohol and then let it age in a plywood box in the cellar.

>>5643317
As a grill who only likes other outdoor cooking appliances, and one who also doesn't drink wine, I feel like I will never get to roast meat together with my fellow grills. ;-;

>>5643341

>Dating 18 year olds with shit palettes rather than 25 year old independent womenz who appreciate a nice, dry red

>>5643887
uhhhuooohohhhhoh i love t-bird, night train, and cisco, but it don't love me.
>protip: MD is for bitches, but dragon fruit is best flavor and makes a sexcellent water bottle until you break it on a woman's shoulder.

>>5643887

>hobo wine

I don't think even the dumbest of young sluts would be into that shit, anon

>>5644298
>25 y/o women
>independent
pick one theyre just outta college and still living off their parents and spending their tips from waitressing going out getting trashed while "looking for a job" in their field

>>5644310

You must have shit taste in the ladies, anon. I'm no Casanova but I've dated several women in their mid 20's who were lawyers, in medical school, Ph.D. students, and a few who had B.S. degrees and were working normal 9-5 office jobs.

>>5644068
How can anyone not like a tasty honey ham?
Fuck me do you get regular shit ham for cold cuts?

>>5644282
Are you free for a bondage session and them some grilling?

>>5644298
>25 year old independent womenz who appreciate a nice, dry red
Guess what else is dry

>>5644515
Their sense of humor?

>>5644316
>implying daddy didn't get them that job along with paying for everything they have.
Job market isn't that great for college graduates without connections anon. Doesn't excuse people to waste their tips on alcohol though.

>>5644323
It's not even about the meat, every time I've tried meat with honey/honey mustard it's been way better without the honey.

You probably have to be conditioned into it, since it's not really big in other countries.

>>5644068
Are you Italian. My entire country finds the idea of honey on meat to be utterly repulsive. There's a dish we make that is also made in Slovenia. It's roasted duck stuffed with sour apples. The only difference between our preparation and that of the Slovenes is that they coat the duck in honey, quickly turning it into an ugly meal you don't want to taste. It's not easy.

>>5643633
just close the door and drink thee pills errr drinks

>>5643317
muhdiq... it's from down under

A local (Georgia) blackberry wine that's probably the most delicious nectar I've ever tasted
On second thought, nevermind, I'm gonna drink it all myselff

I have one bottle of buckfast and one of champagne.

>>5646054

I try to dislike buckfast but I am powerless to resist its syrupy brown charms.

>>5646064
Same

It's objectively disgusting, but there's just something about it

Everytime I walk into an off-license I just instinctively get it

>>5646228
>>5646064
>>5646054
I live really close to the monastery where the monk brew it. It's all a papist plot.

The last time I had buckfast I woke up in some girls bed with no memory of what happened.

Apparently I had sex but I have no memory of it.

(not complaining)

>>5646281
Doesn't that make you a rape victim or something? Congrats, you can now claim to have the moral high ground in most discussions

I wish more people liked wine on /ck/. There's a thousand beer threads but never any about wine.

>>5646318
unfortunately nobody takes me seriously when I tell them that I was raped, they just go "hurr durr men can't be raped"

so yeah

>>5643341

actually i want some rum, thanks

>>5643511

he's right though

>>5643341
>full body
>merlot

LEL

>>5646328
There's also the fact that you weren't actually raped. Not because you're a man, just because having sex while drunk isn't rape, it's drunk sex.

Unless you were actually roofied or something, but do you actually believe that?

>>5643317
I have 70 or so bottles, of various homemade wines, including several bottles of a 6 year old (2008) Mulberry wine you see in this image.

>>5643317
Sure thing babe. Let me just mix it up for you.

>>5646372
Mulberry wine sounds fuckin' good.

What's your brand, ladies?

>>5644390
not really, I need to get a job and I still live with my parents. but I lived on my own for about 3 years and that really wasn't any different for my social life.

>>5643341
>MERLOT
>EVER
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND DO IT RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!